/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.13708528]

Teflon pans are the Soy milk of cookware.
"Now that my girlfriend is the household bread winner as a high income dominatrix, it affords me lots of time to make her nice eco-feminist dinners, like tofu fried in a light weight teflon pan that is gentle on my limp wrists, which get very sore from writing buzzfeed articles while sitting with poor posture. I've heard people say that teflon is an endocrine disruptor, but thanks to my new anti-anxiety pharmaceutical, I don't worry about it much."
Eating food from a cast iron pan, legitimately increases your iron intake, and does not disrupt your hormones. Not only is cast iron masculine and strong as fuck, but it will make you stronger and more masculine to boot.
Cast iron is the Conan of cookware.
Cast iron is turbogoon.
You can take it from the stove and shove it straight in the oven.
Best part? You can obtain them at a thrift store for $10.
Go do this NOW and break one more link in the plush silk bondage chain of modernity.

[Anonymous No.13708536]

>>13708528
>Eating food from a cast iron pan, legitimately increases your iron intake, and does not disrupt your hormones. Not only is cast iron masculine and strong as fuck, but it will make you stronger and more masculine to boot.
Oh man, how delusional can you get

[Anonymous No.13708544]

>>13708536
You need a log thrown at your skull, goober

[Anonymous No.13709941]

>>13708528
based

>>13708536
and it does impart a slight amount of iron to your food - google it - so what do these fucked up pans made of chemicals add to your food.

i know this is a faggington post link, but broken clocks are right twice a day

https://highline.huffingtonpost.com/articles/en/welcome-to-beautiful-parkersburg/

this town got ~$700m in 2017 for leaks of a chemical called C8 that poisoned them which is used to make teflon pans

https://nypost.com/2017/02/13/dupont-to-pay-671-million-to-end-suits-over-water-poisoning/

cast iron is cheap and lasts a lifetime. after reading that first link i only use glass/steel/iron cookware.

no reason to use teflon imo

[Anonymous No.13709948]

>>13708528
About time we got an OP that is based and not a faggot.

[Anonymous No.13709992]

ptfe is inert. the carbon-fluorine bond is one of the strongest bonds possible. the human body is unable to break a carbon-fluorine bond. any teflon you consume will pass out unchanged.

[Anonymous No.13709997]

>>13708528
I was really enjoying this until you dissed Conan O'Brien

[Anonymous No.13710013]

>>13708528
>*A portly fellow in a flame shirt waddles into williams-sonoma*
>"What would you like sir?"
>”I need a complete set of cookware, to handle any job”
>*The atheist squints around the store, his hands at the sides of his khaki shorts like he had two holsters. With one hand he expertly pulls out his wallet and with the other, he brings the tip of his hat down before the sales person can speak*
>”Just a cast iron pan, nothing else."
>*A hush falls over the patrons and staff. Middle-aged women gush in their panties as whispers from gay men can't believe what's transpiring. The clerk looks like she's about to faint, her grip on the pan handle furiously shaking as she slides it over the counter to our hero*
>*The cheetoh avenger slaps down a sticky williams-sonoma gift card with his hamhock fist before mumbling that he would like to see the remaining balance.*

[Anonymous No.13710022]

>>13710013
quality tale

[Anonymous No.13710035]

I like cooking with cast iron for the same reason I like cooking with charcoal. There’s something almost intimate about it, how you gotta keep the heat just right. I sound like a fag...

[Anonymous No.13710041]

>>13708528
>Eating food from a cast iron pan, legitimately increases your iron intake
Can your body actually use it? Your body doesn't even use much of the iron you get from plants, and only like 30% of it from meat/blood

[Anonymous No.13710044]

>>13708528
I love children!

[Anonymous No.13710164]

>>13710041
>implying any of the faggots that post here eat vegetables.