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What’s on the menu, faggots?
What’s the server like? Atmosphere? Soup du jour? Cocktails? Who eats there? What do you rate it? Give me the details anon, I’m hungry.

>> No.13704722

>>13704714
faggots with sauce served by op, the faggot

>> No.13704728

>>13704714
It's just larger portions of a children's menu at a typical american restaurant

>> No.13704758

>>13704722
Eat a dick homo, it’s your favorite :^>

>> No.13704797
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>>13704714
a cat is fine too

>> No.13705058
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>>13704714
I'll have beignet rempli de haricots

>> No.13705075
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>>13704714
Hitler did nothing wrong.

>> No.13705317

>>13704714
the mcchicken

>> No.13705344
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Lots of potato chips.

>> No.13705363

>>13704714
all the waitresses are 10 year old girls who are not allowed to wear shoes

>> No.13705369

>>13704714

That isn't a mcdonalds

>> No.13705518

>Yes one seat in the trap section please
>of course, sir, right this way

>> No.13705521

>>13705075
I'll have this with some pepe fries please.

>> No.13705527

>>13704714
Atmosphere?

there is a 30 foot tall statue of konata with a Hitler mustache giving the nazi salute in the middle of the main dining area

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>>13705518
Section? Bee gut

>> No.13705533
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>>13704714
It's called An Hero Cafe. Robert Paulson is the general manager. RC Mongler is the chef. The bathrooms have a dozen sinks. There's a pool, but it's closed. Due to AIDS. All of the pictures on the wall require a Gold Account to view. Waiters are named Mihouse, John, and Creepychan. Non-tippers are backtraced. By the Cyber Police.

>> No.13705535

>>13705527
Tasteful.

>> No.13705539

>>13704714
they serve mcchicken sandwhiches

no not chicken sandwhiches, literaly mcchickens they got from mcdonalds. comes with 3 sauce packets for free

>> No.13705548

>>13705535
it's restaurant 4chan so that includes all of 4chan not just /ck/. we have to give an accurate representation. she should probably also have a fat dong too and the servers are tipped more based on how bad their service is

>> No.13705549

>>13704714
Atmosphere: dive bar
Drinks menu: Pabst, 60 kinds of whiskey. Neat vodka is the discount drink special every day
Food menu: mcchicken, chicken tendies, shin ramen, pink himalayan salt, handguns, egg sandwiches.

Enjoy your stay.

>> No.13705550

>>13705533
Those were the days

>> No.13705562

>>13705549
This is the right start.

Lots of /v/ fags on the slots and bar games
Co/ck/s in the kitchen
/k/ommandos sitting in the dingy booth in the back

Of course the whole thing smells like piss and you're forever changed by your visit.

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>>13705533
Twinkie House for dessert of course.

>> No.13705592

>>13705533
Don't eat the Snacks. They taste of whale.

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The hostess with the mostest

>> No.13705764

>>13704714
I’ll have the peeled foreskins with a side of baby blood

>> No.13705831

>>13704714
mickey mouse ice cream. nothing else.

>> No.13706597

>>13705533
Old as fuck.

>> No.13706609

>>13705624
Cute girl. What's her name?

>> No.13706611

>>13704714
they only serve value menu items from various fast food places

>> No.13706622

>>13705363
Tell me more on this waitresses.