/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.13703303]

What food do I buy to stock up for coronavirus? Hopefully it can last a few months.

[Anonymous No.13703348]

Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.13703350]

>>13703303
The food or the virus?

[Anonymous No.13703361]

>>13703348
Fuck you chink.

[Anonymous No.13703368]

Bat jerky.

[Anonymous No.13703370]

>>13703350
The food what food can I buy that can last a few months.
>>13703348
Why?

[Anonymous No.13703377]

>>13703361
Fuck you racist.

[Anonymous No.13703381]

>>13703377
>ITS JUST A FLU

[Anonymous No.13703456]

>>13703381
What is this

[Anonymous No.13703465]

>>13703456
I think they are from china I cannot confirm

[Anonymous No.13703497]

>>13703370
Anything canned will last you quite some time. Just buy things you actually like.
Are you trying to prep?

[Anonymous No.13703548]

>>13703497
Yeah.

[Anonymous No.13703567]

>>13703303
Sardines and Hardtack

[Anonymous No.13703578]

>>13703303
Bats and dogs and weasels and whatever else chinks eat

[Anonymous No.13703629]

>>13703381
Can humans get this disease or only chinks?

[Anonymous No.13703641]

>>13703629
200 cases spread in two days in Italy. It's happening, lad.

[Anonymous No.13703644]

>>13703641
I said "humans"

[Anonymous No.13704615]

Society might collapse but I'll have enough sgettios to see me through

[Anonymous No.13704701]

It's going to be OKAY Tim Pool.

It's the young and old that will die. And the communists. That's why it's so effective

[Anonymous No.13704971]

water, oats, rice, beans and deens
milk powder, sugar, oil and coffee

[Anonymous No.13705177]

>>13703381
Are all of those people simultaneously orgasming or what?

[Anonymous No.13706690]

>>13703377
>this new virus is spreading pretty fast, this isnt good
>OMG YOU KEK STOP FEARMONGERING GO BACK TO POL MUH MEDIA

[Anonymous No.13706701]

>>13706690
Literally 3 worse infection cases in last 15 years led to nothing.
Coronavirus kills chinks only because they're chinks. No medicine, shit quality of life, no hygiene, shit food habits, etc.
Just like Ebola only killed niggers in Africa.

[Anonymous No.13706747]

>>13706690
The virus can lead to other illnesses, sure. Most of the dead people have been of old age or with chronic diseases, so chill the fuck out. It's not like you interact with other people anyway, so you literally cannot get infected.

[Anonymous No.13706919]

>>13706690
Retard.

[Anonymous No.13707311]

>>13705177
it's just the corona shake

[Anonymous No.13707378]

>>13705177
It's essentially airborne HIV, it weakens your immune system. Most die from Pneumonia that results (it mostly targets the respiratory tract). China, lacking mass medical care, just has people piling up, with no way to care for them. They're all sperging out because they've got the chills and a fever, in addition to fluid buildup in the lungs.

People, Chinks included, have survived. There's actually a lot of survivors, assuming you have no other medical complications (very young, very old, neglected by the CCP, etc) it's just a matter of antibiotics, anti-fever meds, and an oxygen mask.

There's indications that the Chinese, due to the structure of their lungs (there's biological differences between human races, who knew, right?) are more susceptible to catching the virus, but anyone can catch it.

[Anonymous No.13707425]

>>13707378
Their lung structure isn't different, you fucking idiot. Stop reading fringe gibberish.

[Anonymous No.13707434]

>>13707425
>virtue signalling
>on an anonymous imageboard
lmfao I'm sure you're going to get your dick sucked for being a good anti-racist, anon. Any day now!

[Anonymous No.13707442]

>>13707378
>lung structure
The CDC is a racist institution for saying such things and you're a fucking Nazi for spouting their bullshit.

[Anonymous No.13707479]

>>13707425
Fucking zoomers, not knowing how to use google. If you're not going to do your own research, could you at least not spread misinformation?
https://www.biorxiv.org/content/10.1101/2020.01.26.919985v1.full
https://www.nature.com/articles/s41421-02

[Anonymous No.13707482]

>>13703465
>Hotline Wuhan: Wrong Ingredient

[Anonymous No.13707499]

>>13707479
Of course you cite fucking nature you stupid fundie. Like I said, you're a fucking idiot. Go back to /pol/ with this fringe gibberish.

[Anonymous No.13707506]

Can you all just fuck off? This shit is on every board I go on. I just wanna browse 4chan without thinking about how I and everyone I love are going to die from some fucking virus.

[Anonymous No.13707517]

>>13703303
>>hopefully it can last a few months

The coronavirus or the food? Still no answers. This thread is vague

[Anonymous No.13707953]

>>13706690
Go back to /pol/ retard

[Anonymous No.13708130]

>>13703377
This is 4channel, not reddit.
Get out soy

[Anonymous No.13709309]

>>13703370
>what food can I buy that can last a few months
Canned. Dried. Frozen. Smoked. Salted. All the classic preserving techniques will work.
Check that your storage of each is done right (e.g., dried food needs to be in storage boxes to keep out vermin).

[Anonymous No.13709338]

>>13703303
Rand Paul looks so cute in that jacket uwu

[Anonymous No.13709355]

>>13707499
Not him, but you're either massively brain damaged or a troll.

[Anonymous No.13709464]

>>13707378
cases in china have mostly leveled off at this point

[Anonymous No.13709478]

>>13703641
200 cases were discovered in two days, it had probably been spreading there for a decent amount of time already

[Anonymous No.13709483]

>>13709338
He looks a lot better since he went to Canada for his medical procedure, all the while screaming about muh gombunist healthcare. You can't make this shit up, lol!

[Anonymous No.13709813]

>>13703456
>>13705177
nerve gas

[Anonymous No.13709832]

>>13706747
that can cripple economies and mutate, governments aren't panicking to contain this for no reason

[Anonymous No.13709835]

>>13703303
SPAM
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[Anonymous No.13709849]

>a few months
Idiot, we're in this for the long haul
There's going to be a vaccine in 2-4 years, in the meantime you're just going to have to deal with a 50% chance of catching something that probably won't kill you but will almost certainly kill your grandparents

[Anonymous No.13710577]

>>13709464
Life signs in china have mostly zeroed out at this point
ftfy

[Anonymous No.13710578]

>>13703303
Keep this garbage off of my friendly and peaceful shitposting board
>:(

[Anonymous No.13710602]

>>13705177
they just vibin man, leave them alone

[Anonymous No.13710608]

>>13707378
>due to the structure of their lungs
also, the extreme levels of pollution have probably fucked up their lungs and left them vulnerable

[Anonymous No.13710679]

I am also currently interested in cheap, healthy calories that can be made from dried foodstuffs that can be stored long term. I've recently been searching old /k/ archives for prepper threads. I saw a post that seemed well informed to me: some prepper said parboiled rice, yellow split peas, and green lentils were good for long term food supply and were easy to make into meals in a pinch. I haven't really been able to find a recipe that blends these nicely together though. I assume you'd want salt, chicken bullion, canned veggies, canned chili(?), among some other things to keep your diet interesting for the palate.

[Anonymous No.13710756]

>>13710679
sambar. Just made my first tonight and it was le epic. It's just a thinner split pea soup with some tamarind and sambar powder, both of which also happen to be super preservable. Just need an indian grocer for the spices if you want to make your own, or Amazon. If you learned how to make your own idli you'd be top chef.
https://www.indianhealthyrecipes.com/sambar-masala-powder-recipe/
https://www.indianhealthyrecipes.com/andhra-sambar-recipe-how-to-make-south-indian-sambar/

[Anonymous No.13710762]

>>13710756

[Anonymous No.13710765]

>>13710756
>le epic

[Anonymous No.13710767]

>>13710762

[Anonymous No.13710770]

>>13710767

[Anonymous No.13710955]

>>13703303
See >>13703348. The virus is a nothingburger, an empty bun. We don't support conspiracy theories. The flu kills more.

[Anonymous No.13711081]

I go for the Bat Flavor Ramen myself.

[Anonymous No.13711089]

Dry grains and dry beans/lentils are traditional poverty food for a reason.

[Anonymous No.13711132]

>>13710955
Just because you know that doesn't mean other people will. People are literally googling 'corona virus', as in the beer. I drink distilled water and I'm thinking of getting 5 or so 5 gallon jugs and a spigot because the stores might well be empty from people panicking and googling 'natural pneumonia treatments in case I happen to blow a fuse, although people can die pretty quick from pneumonia so still on the fence about that one.

[Anonymous No.13712832]

nuts.

[Anonymous No.13712836]

Peanut butter and dark chocolate are both great calorie sources, price/density wise.

Can't go wrong with Chef Boyardee at $0.80 a can.

[Anonymous No.13712912]

>>13710955
Regardless of corona-chan, having stock for natural disasters is always recommended. Power outages, floods, snow-ins, so many ways you could get stuck without access to food/water for a while. I'm not doing it, because I'm lazy and self destructive ... but it's still recommended.

If I was more pro-active I'd first take care of water before food. Put some solar panels on the garage and have some system to charge some 12V car batteries with it if the grid is gone. Then have a 1000L IBC as a rain-barrel and a RO unit for drinking water which can run on 12V. That would take care of water, should be doable for a couple 100 bucks ... and for you burgers it would get rid of the fluoride from the tap water too.

[Anonymous No.13713049]

>>13703465
is the guy who recorded that ok?

[Anonymous No.13713063]

>>13712912
>natural disaster
where i live only thing i have to worry is power outages, and that's rarely happening
flood's doesn't effect me since i don't travel outside of this town much
>snow-ins
i wish there were snow, fucking up my tires since there aren't any

[Anonymous No.13714182]

>>13703381
>Deus Ex prod run.webm

[Anonymous No.13714203]

>>13703641
italy is a third world country

[Anonymous No.13714261]

>>13709464
>he believes official ccp numbers

[Anonymous No.13714283]

>>13714261
As much as I hate wojackers, this. Chinese are pathological liars and no numbers that come from them should even be considered.

[Anonymous No.13714404]

>nearest store is overpriced and low on stock now
>this weird fucking market ran by chinks are empty
>no idea what I am eating but at least its food and because everyone is now afraid of chinks here the store is virtually empty
I'm I going to die eating this? What the fuck is it? I just grabbed whatever...

[Anonymous No.13714411]

>>13714404
Where on earth do you live?

[Anonymous No.13714423]

>>13714411
Los Angeles, forgot to post pic.

[Anonymous No.13714437]

>>13714423
In Chinatown or something? Hard to believe people in LA aren't more calm about it. Gotta have some emergency supplies for earthquakes anyway.

[Anonymous No.13714467]

>>13714404
Bat soup?

[Anonymous No.13714473]

>>13706701
Yup. This

[Anonymous No.13714478]

>>13714437
West Los Angeles.

[Anonymous No.13714487]

>>13714423
Looks familiar. But I don't think this is Chinese food.

[Anonymous No.13714506]

>>13714423
You bought dango at a Japanese market? Nice, but not much proof people are actually freaking out. Post a picture of an empty bread or milk aisle of a grocery store or something.

[Anonymous No.13714512]

>>13703303
get some whole wheat flour, since it has nutrients and fibre. Make a sourdough starter or stock up on yeast. Power won't go out so you can just freeze a bunch of food. Or stock up on deenze and dried beans.

[Anonymous No.13714514]

>>13714506
I'll go back to the ralphs tomorrow. I mean its not really empty, just various things like water, lysol and facemasks.

[Anonymous No.13714548]

>>13703303
Little known secret is that you can survive off dog food, while the food aisle at grocery stores start going empty go to petco/petsmart and stock on bulk dog/cat food. No one is thinking about eating pet food so the opportunity to stock up is all there, also it's built perfectly for long storage. It's gross but you gotta do what you gotta do to survive

[Anonymous No.13714621]

>>13703381
>Tik tok> this is clearly fake

[Anonymous No.13714803]

>>13703303
Mre’s, canned foods, bottled water, spices

[Anonymous No.13715617]

>>13709832
govs are 'panicking' because containment is 100000000000000000x cheaper than pandemic it pays to be cautious

[Anonymous No.13715675]

>>13710955
>flu kills more
>flu mortality rate - 0.1%
>coronavirus mortality rate - 2%
Nice conspiracy theory you're promoting.

[Anonymous No.13715686]

Stop panicking, Mike Pence is here to cure COVID-19 with shock therapy.

[Anonymous No.13715693]

>>13703381
>ITS JUST A FLU
So fucking tired of this poltard meme.
It's the common cold, not the flu.
They're completely different viruses.

>>13703303
If you have to ask for advice about that here you're as good as dead anyway. People like you will serve as lootdrops for the rest of us, though, so stock up on whisky, and don't get the cheap stuff either. It's not like your money will matter after the Collapse, right?

[Anonymous No.13715696]

Why would you need a few months of food? If you're relatively healthy Coronavirus is no worse than a middling case of the flu, and mass-quarantine isn't gonna happen if we hit worldwide pandemic, by then it's too late.

Do you also go full doomsday prepper mode every winter?

[Anonymous No.13715762]

>>13715693
>It's the common cold
There is no "the" common cold. A wide variety of viruses with mild symptoms are classified as colds. Coronaviruses make up a small percentage of these viruses. That percentage varies depending on who you ask.
At least in the west, Rhinoviruses are considered the primary cause of the common cold and have been studied the most.
A pathogen serious enough to cause lots of hospitalizations and some deaths is certainly not considered to be the common cold. It is related to some common colds, but the most common symptom is pneumonia which is not a typical feature of the common cold.

[Anonymous No.13715834]

>>13709483
>fake news
He has health insurance from his time in the senate, dummy.

[Anonymous No.13715892]

>>13703303
Tins of go to shops as usual and big boxes of justt pop to your favourite restaurant because the whole issue is ridiculously overhyped.

[Anonymous No.13716602]

>>13705177
>checked

[Anonymous No.13716690]

>>13708130
>soy
You belong on reddit too, retard.

[Anonymous No.13717377]

>>13713049
Likely Not, just like the doctor who reported the outbreak initially, and didnt die because of the virus, he was gettin better..........

[Anonymous No.13717383]

>>13714283
>>13714261

>Chinese are pathological liars

And they control what the CDC and WHO says, they still hold ons on the whole 14 days thing...............

[Anonymous No.13717481]

>>13715834
Why did hd run to Canada as soon as he had a serious issue, dummy? The hypocrisy is palpable!

https://www.healthline.com/health-news/why-is-rand-paul-going-to-canada-for-surgery

[Anonymous No.13717489]

im happy i run a grocery store, if things seem to be spiraling out of control I'll just enter the store at night and clean shelves out.

[Anonymous No.13717516]

>>13703303
I bought some chick peas and lentils. Have plenty of rice, pasta, polenta, spices. I doubt water will be cut off.

[Anonymous No.13717521]

>>13714283
Anybody else notice the jewish guy that tried questioning the numbers at yesterday’s (((press conference)))

[Anonymous No.13717527]

>>13714803
Mres are pricy desu

[Anonymous No.13717602]

I'm stocking up on hard tack made with iodized salt, bouillon cubes to dunk the hard tack into, and cans of tuna. Mild mercury poisoning is preferable to coronavirus and spam is too expensive to get in bulk. Also some multivitamins. Even if I piss most of it out, at least some it stays in.

[Anonymous No.13717801]

>>13703303
SPAM

[Anonymous No.13717807]

>>13714548
nigga, just admit it, you just want to eat dog food

[SUBMIT No.13718987]

>>13703465
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5bXgBpSXDc8

[Anonymous No.13719061]

>>13703303
>what are dry goods
you're too stupid to survive, sorry

[Anonymous No.13719368]

>>13714548
you can also use it for kink play while you wait things out in your bunker

[Anonymous No.13720115]

>>13715675
corona has shut down china, which will cause socks in stores to dry up soon, as walmart doesn't keep massive stocks in warehouses, once this happens is when people will freak the fuck out.

cdc is already freaking the fuck out over it,

as for corona on mortality, total cases vs death is 2%
however resolved cases, as in you had it and lived though its closer to 10% if not higher as china is lying about their numbers. the old and young will get hit harder, but there is no human immunity to this so it will kill across the age range.

honestly wondering how massive an impact this will have on the world or if we will all just globally accept around 600 million dying in short order

[Anonymous No.13720122]

>>13707506
This for real

[Anonymous No.13720135]

>>13717383
>>13714283
The chinese numbers are a best case scenario, and the best they can tell us is 10% mortality on resolved cases, 2% total cases, 20k icu with organ failure.

[Anonymous No.13720477]

>>13703381
Aww shit niBBa, wat the hecc

[Anonymous No.13720486]

>>13714548
Not smart at all. People who own pets are going to want to stock up on food for their pets, and pet mommies are often more insane than normal people.

[Anonymous No.13720582]

>>13720115
>around 600 million dying in short order

If that almost all happens in China/India/Africa it would be an incredible boon to the world.

[Anonymous No.13720691]

>>13720582
This won't stop central banks from printing trillions of dollars a month.

[Anonymous No.13720842]

Beef stew, canned chicken breast, and Tuna for protein.

Whatever canned vegetables you like.

Rice, potatoes, bottled water.

[Anonymous No.13721408]

I just made a run a few days ago. Stocked up on canned goods, rice, water, meds(pain reliever, fever reducers), hand sanitizer, clorox, etc. While I don't think corona is going to be the end of the world and we're all going to die Im not going to take the fact that my local stores are stocked for granted. Once it hits here people are going to panic and everything will go. Im more worried about not being able to get into a hospital than I am about dying. So I planned more for being able to hunker down and take care of myself or my wife in the case that either of us get sick. Its like that saying I'd rather have it and not need it than need it and not have it.

[Anonymous No.13721434]

t. soychugger.

[Anonymous No.13721569]

>>13703303
Beans and deenz

[Anonymous No.13721867]

>>13721408
Yep, same boat. My roommate/best friend has a small cache of food and we're going to costco here soon for the extras like toiletries and shit. If something really gets out of hand, we'll just chill out with our supply of food, guns (gun state so it's legal), and I'm trying to convince him to get a few cheap board games too.