Manchild Cuisine

[Anonymous No.13701738]

Imagine being this much of a pathetic manchild. Imagine being a grown man in your 20s or 30s or older and willfully choosing to eat like this. It's no wonder there is an epidemic among our generation with so many failed men being sent their own way in life without wives or girlfriends, serving as nothing but living (if you can even call it that) reminders of how a society has regressed so markedly in just a couple of decades.

If you eat like this, you deserve to be institutionalized and forced to eat food that is actually good for you. The existence of so many manchildren these days is nothing short of disgusting, shameful, and repugnant. Put down the Switch and go get a job like a man. Find a nice wife (preferably one who cooks actual human food) and produce children. Contribute to society for once in your pitiable life. Grow up.

[Anonymous No.13701745]

>>13701738
what's wrong with eating dino tendies?

[Anonymous No.13701763]

>>13701738
Dino tendies are nutritious

[Anonymous No.13701770]

>>13701738
>being this spergy about what others eat
Yes, Nanny Bloomberg.

[Anonymous No.13701796]

Why do I get the feeling this thread was made by some single mom roastie who is mad that she can't get a beta cu ck provider

[Anonymous No.13701803]

>>13701738
I literally start seething whenever I see shit like Mac N' Cheese posted on /ck/

[Anonymous No.13701813]

dino tendies are packed with vitamin d, vitamin delicious that is

[Anonymous No.13701818]

>>13701803
You may be autistic, or at least emotionally stunted.

[Anonymous No.13701823]

>>13701738
Go live in communism, fuckwit. We live in freedom here.

[Anonymous No.13701946]

>>13701738
Food shouldn't just be something that keeps you alive. Every meal should be a joyful celebration of life. That's why dino tendies were created. They are an adequate meal for the hard working man with a youthful mind and a positive view on life

[Anonymous No.13701965]

>>13701803
wojak bait

[Anonymous No.13701983]

Anyone here deep fry their pizza rolls? They cook faster and give a way better texture. Beats the oven any day.

[Anonymous No.13702006]

>>13701738
Every so often, I just grab a pack of chicken dippers and cook 'em up, put a bowl of ketchup in the centre of the plate and spend an hour eating 'em.

[Anonymous No.13702048]

We're going to torture town

[Anonymous No.13702111]

lmao I don't eat any frozen bullshit and am still not stupid enough to get married in this day and age

[Anonymous No.13702122]

>>13701983
yes. way better

[Anonymous No.13702139]

>>13701738
>Imagine being this much of a pathetic manchild. Imagine being a grown man in your 20s or 30s or older and willfully choosing to eat like this. It's no wonder there is an epidemic among our generation with so many failed men being sent their own way in life without wives or girlfriends, serving as nothing but living (if you can even call it that) reminders of how a society has regressed so markedly in just a couple of decades.

>If you eat like this, you deserve to be institutionalized and forced to eat food that is actually good for you. The existence of so many manchildren these days is nothing short of disgusting, shameful, and repugnant. Put down the Switch and go get a job like a man. Find a nice wife (preferably one who cooks actual human food) and produce children. Contribute to society for once in your pitiable life. Grow up.

[Anonymous No.13702145]

>>13702139
Goy

[Anonymous No.13702157]

>>13702145

Damn right I am

[Anonymous No.13702158]

>>13701738
It takes an equally pathetic person to equate having a wife (or even less, a gf) as some crowning achievement of worth. Your own measure of someone's success says a lot about yourself.

[Anonymous No.13702161]

>>13701738
I would sincerely rather not imagine myself like that.

[Anonymous No.13702163]

>>13702158
That is not a winning argument. People value having wives because they have kids, and people that don't value having wives are genetic dead ends.

[Anonymous No.13702167]

>>13702163
I'm saying having a wife isn't a measure of success, not that having a companion isn't valuable in of itself.

[Anonymous No.13702181]

>>13701738
Imagine being this invested in what other people are doing with their time.

[Anonymous No.13702193]

>>13701738
>reproduce
No. We don't want these lowlifes to spread their shit genetics. Let them die alone, clutching their hotpockets.

[Anonymous No.13702237]

I'm a terrific cook and I've been cuckolded multiple times by dullards who cook like this. What you're falling into, OP, is the false dychotomy of causality and casuality

[Anonymous No.13702240]

>>13702167
It's not an exact measurement, but it is a heuristic.

[Anonymous No.13702250]

>>13701738
Nah, I'd rather just be a fat fuck that doesn't work, eats chicken nuggets, and fucks your daughters.

[Anonymous No.13702251]

>>13702237
>I'm a terrific cook
Prove it. Being able to make something that isn't out of a box doesn't make you terrific. Terrifying perhaps.

[Anonymous No.13702291]

>>13702240
Plenty of dregs get married, from drunks to child beaters. More poor get married than rich and so on. Plenty of unfit people having children when they shouldn't.

[Anonymous No.13702296]

I remember those dinos. That was a fun lunch yesterday.

[Anonymous No.13702569]

>>13701745
Nothing is wrong with eating dino tendies or pizza rolls, it's eating them without a good hot sauce pairing that makes you a failure.

[Anonymous No.13702711]

>>13701738
Imagine living life based on whether or not a woman judges you for eating dino tendies...

>Cheap as fuck
>ready in 20 minutes
>good tastes

It's the perfect after work snack