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How much do you tip pizza delivery girls?

>> No.13699415

there was a cute pizza delivery girl one time. she smiled at me. i bet she wanted to bang.

>> No.13699416

>>13699405
Just enough to realize that these pics are photoshopped, and it's clearly a picture of a crossdressing dude you just posted.

>> No.13699431
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>>13699416

>> No.13699445
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>>13699416
still cute

>> No.13699449
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>>13699416
>>13699431

>> No.13699451
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>>13699405
We don't have pizza delivery girls in my area. A pizza delivery dude got stabbed a few years ago. I assume anyone walking around looking like op's pic would regularly show up back at the pizza shop with a gallon of semen oozing out of his mouth and freshly reamed butthole. So it's common sense really.

>> No.13699454

>>13699445
This is why he got kicked, and why that team is now undefeated

>> No.13699468

>>13699451
Sir, you didn't specify the tip amount, are you ok?

>> No.13699471

>>13699468
The whole shaft, actually.

>> No.13699476

>>13699445
DIALATE

>> No.13699485

>>13699405
delivering me an open box of pizza
$0 + refund

>> No.13699487

>>13699405
There was this Finnish mom at papa John's where I worked she was able to support 2 kids living in a dallas suburb

>> No.13699488

>>13699485
>not wanting the girl to cum on it
What is wrong with you?

>> No.13699496

>>13699488
>girl

>> No.13699500

>>13699496
OP said girl so assuming that, would it make a difference?

>> No.13699508
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>>13699500
The "person" in OP's pic is a fag in a dress. Not a woman.

>> No.13699510

>>13699405
>girl
Once you see him without photoshop, you never unsee it. That thing looks nothing like a girl without digital editing.

>> No.13699512

>>13699488
ill cum on it myself, i dont give a shit

>> No.13699516

>>13699508
Sneaky is very heterosexual

>> No.13699517

>>13699508
Then just imagine it's a girl? Does the open box bother you less?

>> No.13699522

>>13699516
I'm not interested in arguing with fag enablers so just fuck off.

>> No.13699526

>>13699405
I'm not gay but I would like to see that guy knock on the wrong door and some big gay bull answers and then rapes him. Does this make me gay?

>> No.13699530

>>13699526
Yes, because you enjoy imagining it.

>> No.13699531

>>13699526
Only if you want the fag to get raped by another fag because it sexually excites you.

>> No.13699536
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>>13699526
No

>> No.13699547

>>13699531
It does, but women getting raped excites me too. But it feels different with trans, i dont want to do it and i feel like they deserve it.

>> No.13699586

Only if I get a wink. 10 bucks.

>> No.13699650

>>13699536
is this real? please let it be real

>> No.13699707

>>13699510
Can you post a photo?

>> No.13699737
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>>13699707
I googled her for you. I'd still drill her boibutt. Heterosexually, of course :^)

>> No.13699739

>>13699405
>girl
that's not a girl

>> No.13699743
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>>13699707

>> No.13699752

>>13699739
meh, I'd fuck it, but I fuck plastic things regularly.

>> No.13699755

>>13699405
yeah, that's a guy, faggot

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>>13699707

>> No.13699771

>>13699755

Before we broke up I almost exclusively fucked my wife in the ass. So.. It's hard to argue not to just take the ass.

Maybe that's why we broke up.

>> No.13699778

>>13699405
I don't tip.

>> No.13699784

>>13699405
Who is she? She's enchanting. I bet she'd give birth to a beautiful baby.

>> No.13699786

>>13699778

What about Just the Tip?

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>>13699771

>> No.13699813

>>13699405
Same amount for men and women. I am a Bi-tipper

>> No.13699827

>>13699737
Cute

>> No.13699843

>>13699405
I would berry my dick so far up Sneaky's ass that whoever pulled it out would be crowned King Arthur

>> No.13699877

>>13699771
Gotta dip it in the pussy sometimes bro, if you are always fucking her tight ass she will start to think you dont like it or that its loose or something.

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>>13699784
eeeeehhhh i got somethin to tell ya yooog

>> No.13699894

>>13699877
What if it is though?

>> No.13699904

>>13699508
Good

>> No.13699936

>>13699415
Based

>> No.13699962

i cum aggressively at them right after opeining the door

>> No.13700165

>>13699962
Can you request specifically me for your delivery next time?

>> No.13700529

>>13699405
>Sneaky
How does he get the clearest skin?

>> No.13700620

>>13699405
>>13699405
>Look at delivery driver..no uniform, deep in house, holding Little Ceasars box which does not deliver.. And I did not FUCKING order pizza!
>Realize I am getting robbed, she is just a distraction.
>Dive and grab the AR under the kitchen sink and begin room clearing.
>"J-hook Move!"
>Pie every corner until 99 percent is able to be seen, then punch the corner showing violence of action.
>Shoot all intruders plus over penetrate drywall killing several neighbors.
>Swat team arrives and just starts clapping.. everyone clapping... fallen neighbors spouses clapping.
>Wake up in sweats, hugging AR waifu.. "That damn dream again"

>> No.13700640

>>13699516
yeah I'm sure he is kek

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>>13700620

>> No.13700662

>>13699771
why would you let a woman like that slip away

>> No.13700663
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Just the tip.

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>>13699778
>Based Mr Pink

>> No.13700693

>>13700663
She'd be cute if not for that fucked up scar on her bicep. Poor thing. I hope she gets the help she needs. Locked up in a mental hospital, in restraints.

>> No.13700704

>>13700693
>she
>her

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>>13700704
Wouldn't it be weird if you were her doctor and you had to cure her compulsive self mutilation issues with a straightjacket while also inspecting her body every day to make sure the HRT was working as planned? It would take a lot of self control.

>> No.13700737

>>13700723
wouldn't it be cool if you killed yourself

>> No.13700770

>>13700737
Why does killing self have to be such a hassle. Why can't I just stop living if I feel like it? That sucks.

>> No.13701087

>>13699536
Day of the rope can't come soon enough

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>>13700663
Now THIS is ASMR

>> No.13701108

>nobody:
>white """men""":
>>13699405

>> No.13701112

>>13701087
Stop bumping this thread you sad fuck.

>> No.13701165

>>13699405
About 50cc of manjuice

>> No.13701172

>>13699454
he got kicked because he wanst good enough and instead of working/training he crossdressed for money

>> No.13701179

>>13699743
how long till he transisions and then is hired by a team as a first tranny player?

>> No.13701189

>>13701179
That ship's sailed a long time ago.

>> No.13701209

>>13701189
why?
there are abominations that transition in their 30s
plus now thats he doesnt play anymore he has a lot more time and i feel like hes just going to go further into the rabbit hole

>> No.13701211

>>13701209
There's already been a pro tranny.

>> No.13701219

>>13701211
i heard about one but as far as i know he ddint play after transitioning
he was benched because of "health reasons" and nver played as a tranny
besides that was some minor leage bullshit so it doesnt really count
he could also be the first major leage "female" pro

>> No.13701244

>>13701219
https://lmgtfy.com/?q=first+female+lol+pro&s=l

>> No.13701320

>>13701244
>major leage
learn to read my man

>> No.13701335

>>13700693
You're such a fucking loser dude lmao.

>> No.13701340

>>13699405
All my pizza deliverers were muslim men

>> No.13701350

>>13699445
i want to sniff his panties

>> No.13701356

>>13701335
SEETHING

>> No.13701359

>>13700663
sauce please

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i tip em quite a bit if you know what i mean

>> No.13701377

>>13699405
every time I've ever ordered delivery its been a guy. do females even work in the pizza biz? I dont think i've seen a female even work at one.

>> No.13701379

>>13700663
how do all these traps get such cute fem tummies?

>> No.13701386

>>13699405
Girls? Zero

Men? $2

>> No.13701394

I tip waitresses in proportion to how hot they are.

10/10 -> 30%
5/10 -> 12%
1/10/man -> nothing

>> No.13701486

>>13699445
Is he drunk? That slow deliberate manner makes him seem drunk.