/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.13698844]

How does he get out without breaking all the hams?

[Anonymous No.13698869]

>>13698844
Sacrifices must be made.

[Anonymous No.13698884]

>dat inbreeding
diversity is strength for a reason

[Anonymous No.13698886]

There's no way all those hams are going to sell before they expire.

[Anonymous No.13698895]

>>13698884
wtf? i love destroying western civilization now

[Anonymous No.13699019]

>>13698844
Inbred americans know how to handle hams.

[Anonymous No.13699026]

>>13698844
This nigga got magnifying glass mouth

[Anonymous No.13699529]

Look at the size of his mouth, clearly he eats his way out.

[Anonymous No.13699540]

>>13698844
there is no getting out. once you swear the oath, there is no leaving the hams. no one has ever tried.

[Anonymous No.13699618]

>>13698844
>tarrare mouth
Are there some lizard hybrids in the European population? Creepy.

[Anonymous No.13699677]

>>13698844
this dude look like he eatin' babies

[Anonymous No.13699680]

>>13698884
>>13698895
>>13699019
>>13699026
>>13699529
>>13699618
>>13699677
What the shrek is your problem? Why can't you let us have a good time? Every day you rush in blahblahblah I hate thing blahblahblah I'm a poopyheadblahblahblah please stop. I wanna be happy for once let us have this. PLEASE.

[Anonymous No.13699691]

>>13699680
happy thoughts. happy thoughts. happy thoughts.
WHOO-HUH-HOO-HUH-HOO

[Anonymous No.13699735]

>>13698844
This is shopped.

[Anonymous No.13700252]

>>13698844
What's the shelf life on one of those hams? I obviously don't know what this inbred fuck sells a week, but judging by the size of the counter, he has about 8 years worth of ham on hand.

[Anonymous No.13700401]

>>13698886
that's the thing anon. They don't expire only get more expensive.

[Anonymous No.13700406]

>>13698844
it's a pop-up shop. he just takes all the hams down when he goes home.