/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.13690975]

The west coast wine shop starter pack:
>10,000 kinds of cakebread chardonnay clones
>500 kinds of rombauer chardonnay clones
>250 kinds of identical zinfandel from lodi or RRV or some trash like that and occasionally some turley or more likely ridge if you're lucky but probably neither actually
>dom P
>an entire section for the prisoner
>a bunch of really fucked up new world pinot noir like meiomi and a to z
>exactly one french wine and it's a skeezy $25 "bourgogne rouge"
>a bunch of super tuscans for some reason
>hormigas malbec or maybe trapiche
>marques de caceres crianza
>riserva ducale by whatsitcalled
>cloudy bay brand capri sun
>blue nun
>st michele
>maniscewitz
>huh? oh you want something good? sorry we don't have that here, pleb we only sell fine wines like opus one and screeching eagle come back when you've read the judgment of paris wikipedia

[Anonymous No.13690977]

>>13690975
still salty eh frog

[Anonymous No.13690984]

>>13690977
You didn't understand a single word of that post did you flyover. Go back to your beer threads

[Anonymous No.13690992]

>>13690984
yeah still mad
Keep retrying the contest, maybe you'll win some day

[Anonymous No.13691005]

>>13690992
I'm drinking xinomavro right now. I doubt you could find where that's from on a map even if I told you. But that's ok I can't find where you're from on a map either because all the "10-20%" look the same

[Anonymous No.13691186]

>>13690975

>85% of the store is critter wine that sells
>15% is expensive or weird stuff that does not sell at all

[Anonymous No.13691195]

>foot juice
>not the lowest form of alcohol

[Anonymous No.13691202]

>>13690975
Just buy the Argentine Malbec you assblasted frog. It's probably a decent deal. But if you want to become a true patrician you'll upgrade to the huge bottles of Carlo Rossi.

[Anonymous No.13691207]

>>13691202
Cahors >>>>>> disgusting argie malbec, and I'm not french

[Anonymous No.13691223]

>>13691207
Buy a big bottle of Carlo Rossi. You're already balding and getting shorter. Only a few days and you'll need reading glasses. It's time to chill before you work yourself into a heart attack or an aneurysm. Just buy the jug.

[Anonymous No.13691243]

>>13691223
Nah I'm good with this xinomavro but thanks
Sorry about your genes

[Anonymous No.13691245]

>>13690975
these two americans would not survive 2 minutes in my neighborhood (swiss).

[Anonymous No.13691355]

>>13691245
well yea we don't eat dogs and cats
https://www.newsweek.com/not-just-christmas-swiss-urged-stop-eating-cats-and-dogs-287378

[Anonymous No.13692350]

>>13690975
>exactly one french wine and it's a skeezy $25 "bourgogne rouge"
Lmao, this is exactly the same for shitty wine stores in Australia.

[Anonymous No.13692515]

>>13691186
>weird stuff
That would be a good thing though. Trouble is California doesn’t think of wine as fun, they see it as a way to be “fancy” and “sophisticated”. You’ll never see anything weird in a west coast wine store, just basic bitch shite for higher and lower prices

[Anonymous No.13692518]

>>13690975
This guy knows his shit

[Anonymous No.13692732]

>>13691355
There is literally nothing wrong with eating dogs and cats

[Anonymous No.13692798]

>>13691005
Ohhh, he’s still mad.

[Anonymous No.13692806]

>>13692798
>please let me be relevant! I don't know what you guys are talking about but it sure looks like fun!
Ok I'll help. Maybe we can talk about what wines go with flyover cuisine? Since it tastes like ass and chemicals I'd say maybe Chateau Diana would be a good choice.

[Anonymous No.13692884]

>>13690975
Just go to BevMo