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Anonymous Fri Feb 21 16:38:57 2020 No.13689874 [Reply] [Original]

*shatters*

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 21 16:44:47 2020 No.13689907 Learn how to eat a crunchy taco, retard

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 21 16:46:22 2020 No.13689912 File: 20 KB, 500x282, pillsbury-pizza-crust.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] gives your grandmother a heart attack

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 21 16:50:47 2020 No.13689933 >>13689907 Can't be done

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 21 16:50:59 2020 No.13689936 File: 59 KB, 980x653, 51092292[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13689874

Anonymous Fri Feb 21 16:51:38 2020 No.13689939
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>>13689907
Thanks for saying it. It's easy to do if you have good eating skills.
>crunch tacos
>chicken wings
>ribs
>tall sandwiches
These are basically eating pleb filters with how many people who can't figure them out

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 21 17:04:51 2020 No.13690011 >>13689907 by throwing it in the fucking trash

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 21 17:09:09 2020 No.13690029 File: 212 KB, 2479x1309, cunt.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] shits in your pantry

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 21 17:12:12 2020 No.13690040 File: 255 KB, 620x349, Kirk_v_Gorn.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13689874 Shattener

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 21 17:19:28 2020 No.13690070 File: 45 KB, 763x450, mouse_trap.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13690029 gets caught in mouse trap Poor thing.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 21 17:22:21 2020 No.13690085 >>13690070 For me, its glue traps

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 21 17:22:54 2020 No.13690087 File: 12 KB, 400x317, 13251[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13689874 Ahh.. much better

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 21 17:23:46 2020 No.13690089 >>13690087 So the mice are in the tacos? Niiice!

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 21 17:24:44 2020 No.13690095 >>13690087 >no pizza baka

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 21 17:25:00 2020 No.13690098 >>13690089 Based Schizoposter

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 21 17:45:06 2020 No.13690162 >>13690098 The Clash/Mikey Dread - Bank Robber/Rockers Galore https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBDSkJCOxfQ Always remember that there's someone more cleaver than yourself, that keeps yourself solid.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 21 17:49:28 2020 No.13690177 File: 2.18 MB, 1920x1080, Rubber_Ducky-Bath.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 21 17:54:54 2020 No.13690196 heh... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsuetcd78oU Now get this!

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 21 17:58:28 2020 No.13690211 >>13689912 why?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 21 18:01:40 2020 No.13690225 >>13690177 I will never forgive rubber ducks for ruining what would otherwise have been a great porn scene with Melissa Ashley. >>13689874 Is there an actual trick to eating these that doesn't get bits everywhere?

Anonymous Fri Feb 21 18:02:43 2020 No.13690232

>>13690211
They know more than you, heck I wish my grandparents were still around. When as a little kid I didn't know what to ask them, not it was just about that. Now that I'm older I they're gone and knowing what to ask I can't.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsuetcd78oU

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 21 18:03:15 2020 No.13690235 >>13690225 Rubber duckies take no prisoners!

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 21 19:30:41 2020 No.13690613 >>13690085 based as fuck

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 21 21:29:07 2020 No.13691067 >>13690211 They explode sporadically when you try to open them

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 21 22:10:22 2020 No.13691211 >>13691067 t. pussy

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 21 22:17:49 2020 No.13691233 >>13689874 >is flyover central

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 21 23:10:44 2020 No.13691435 >>13690085 >>13690070 >>13690029 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ElQz5rEeSWI

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 21 23:57:18 2020 No.13691557 >>13690225 >Melissa Ashley What the fuck is wrong with her? Why would you fap to that?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 21 23:58:20 2020 No.13691560 [glass breaks]

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 22 01:05:21 2020 No.13691748 File: 175 KB, 628x640, 1578355685679.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13689912 AYY TONE GET THE BASEBALL BATS

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 22 01:12:36 2020 No.13691761 >>13690225 >Is there an actual trick to eating these that doesn't get bits everywhere? Yeah, hold it without a retard grip, and bite it without a pussy mouth.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 22 01:27:13 2020 No.13691799 The last three packages of taco shells I bought were all broken. I no longer buy taco shells. If I want tacos, I get corn tortillas and fry them myself.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 22 01:52:55 2020 No.13691869 >>13689939 tall burgers piss me off. Larger than my mouth. Idk who can't figure out ribs and wings tho.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 22 01:53:30 2020 No.13691873 >>13690087 these are actually pretty based if you're forced to eat at taco bell

Anonymous Sat Feb 22 02:38:16 2020 No.13691987

>>13689912
The best way to open these is to just drop them on the counter from a couple feet if you're that scared. You're already expecting them to make noise when they fall, so it'll mask out the popping noise. Why the hell do these even scare people

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 22 03:50:15 2020 No.13692151 File: 502 KB, 600x600, shattered.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13689874 Feelin the gin tonight bois, new /ck/ OC

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 22 04:01:58 2020 No.13692175 File: 498 KB, 600x600, shattered2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13692151 Minus the "in europe" from the original album cover and right white edge cleaned up a bit

Anonymous Sat Feb 22 04:19:18 2020 No.13692199
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>>13692175
Holy fuck my autism is creeping in. Final version. Soften the edges for shitty press ink bleed and approx vertical center "shattered" where it seems to look good to my drunk eye

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 22 04:23:53 2020 No.13692208 >>13692199 >>13692175 >>13692151 looks good but I wont bother to save it to my computer because I wont ever get a chance to post it unless someone makes a thread just like this one again

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 22 04:37:23 2020 No.13692221 >>13692208 You just described 90% of content on this website.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 22 04:40:01 2020 No.13692226 >>13692208 I didn’t make it to memefag and hope you save it, I did it because it was fun and I enjoy it. Just like cooking.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 22 04:44:34 2020 No.13692236 >>13692199 what the fuck is "Rolling Stones" lmao, go back to the 60s boomer

Anonymous Sat Feb 22 04:50:33 2020 No.13692250

>>13692236
Lol what the fuck are you talking about, they formed in mid-2019, and this is a picture of the singer’s grandxir singing karaoke. The Rolling Stones are a nuevo art-pop, baroque post-alternative indy worldbeat group and are also polyamorous familykin. Get with the program boomer.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 22 04:54:53 2020 No.13692265 >>13690225 >>13689874 Soak them over night with your beans and theyll be ready at the sametime and you can use the same bowl and water.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 22 05:03:03 2020 No.13692279 >>13689936 based

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 22 05:31:05 2020 No.13692324 >>13692221 cool thanks

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 22 05:55:55 2020 No.13692389 File: 348 KB, 600x600, shatnered.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13692199 That darn 'tism. I had to do one more edit before I was finally happy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 22 05:56:50 2020 No.13692391 >>13692389 This could be GOAT

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 22 06:31:03 2020 No.13692460 >>13692389 veteran use of a recycled “h”

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 22 09:44:01 2020 No.13692946 >>13692208 You can trust me to make this thread again

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 22 09:49:04 2020 No.13692957 >>13692946 and you can trust me to ignore it

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 22 10:01:08 2020 No.13693000 >>13692957 >as he posts in the thread Fuck outta here hardshell shill

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 22 15:02:26 2020 No.13694282 yes. they dont work. you need to buy authentic tortillas, without cellulose gum added, and fry them in oil, until they are chewy verging on crunchy. thats how my mom did it, anglo maybe on the fillings, but not this crunchy abomination.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 22 15:04:32 2020 No.13694294 >>13691873 >le ebin taco bell is bad meme Cope, incel. Taco Bell is fucking delicious when you actually know what to order.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 22 15:27:48 2020 No.13694379 >>13692389 classic

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 22 16:24:52 2020 No.13694552 File: 68 KB, 540x540, IDShot_540x540.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] reinvents the wheel

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 22 16:28:23 2020 No.13694566 >>13692389 Ok, this is based.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 22 16:57:58 2020 No.13694664 >>13689874 toast it first, they crumble less that way.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 22 16:59:27 2020 No.13694668 >>13694664 Yeah, the only way to eat a hard taco shell is after it's been warmed up in the oven and their natural oiliness has a chance to soften them up a bit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 22 17:50:30 2020 No.13694838 >>13691869 Tall sandwiches, genuinely tall ones, are just retarded. But if you can't figure out a basic club sandwich, yeah.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 22 18:11:03 2020 No.13694917 >>13689936 get.out.of.my.head.

Anonymous Sat Feb 22 18:14:15 2020 No.13694936

>>13690225
If you bake your taco a little bit in the oven after filling it with cheese/meat/bean/tomato, the filling will soften the taco shell slightly, and when you bite it won’t shatter because the added moisture/cheese/filling helps the taco shell stay together, kinda like how a windshield shatters vs a regular glass pane.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 22 18:16:07 2020 No.13694943 >>13694936 Bro, just heat the shells in the oven following the directions on the package and you'll get a softer flexible shell.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 22 18:20:02 2020 No.13694958 >>13689936 Omg

Anonymous Sat Feb 22 18:25:15 2020 No.13694977
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>ITT

Hold it at a sideways slant, tilt your head, hold it firm but gently enough that your ham hands don't break it, and open your mouth WIDE and bite down all the way through enough so that there is no chance for anything to crumble apart.

Hell if you have a small mouth even, you can just bite the top portion of the shell first before biting the main underbelly

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 22 18:28:59 2020 No.13694998 >>13692221 based

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 22 21:44:16 2020 No.13695719 >its just a folded tostada

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 22 22:01:00 2020 No.13695765 >>13689912 >implying my grandmother is incapable of mixing together flour, water, salt and yeast herself

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 23 02:59:44 2020 No.13696532 >>13690085 ah yes because i too enjoy the blood trails the mice leave after gnawing their legs off trying to get out of the trap

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 23 13:37:50 2020 No.13698243 >>13690087 Cheesy gordita crunch is the reason ill always go to tbell

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 23 19:04:08 2020 No.13699566 >>13689874 Put it in the oven at 350 F for 5 min

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 23 22:02:13 2020 No.13700411 File: 628 KB, 3024x4032, a1kudpgi4b901.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] is based

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 23 22:20:56 2020 No.13700496 >>13699566 I always found 5 mins wasn't enough, 7 mins is the perfect amount of time.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 23 22:21:58 2020 No.13700502 >>13700496 Plus, don't separate the shells, pull them apart a little on the baking sheet but leave them overlapped.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 23 22:47:17 2020 No.13700597 >>13689874 I've made both burritos and soft shell tacos at home. One of them gets messy for no reason at all. Fuck tacos, might aswell make a burrito.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 23 23:12:43 2020 No.13700679 >>13690029 What is it with mice tails that's so gross

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 24 01:19:39 2020 No.13701110 >>13698243 ngl i read that as hell and it was way funnier

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 24 02:31:34 2020 No.13701280 Tostadas dobladas

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 24 10:27:03 2020 No.13702308 >>13701280 basado

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 24 10:30:59 2020 No.13702319 File: 849 KB, 1024x728, 354678.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13689936 >>13692279 >>13694917 Boomers gtfo.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 24 12:30:41 2020 No.13702680 >>13689874 fuck hard shell tacos and fuck anything other than steak tacos

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