/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.13684309]

ITT: Post what you ate today and your stats.

>breakfast
Cheese straw and milk coffee
>lunch
Broccoli soup with sausage
>dinner
Pulled Pork Pizza

181cm
51Kg

[Anonymous No.13684314]

is coffee good for you

[Anonymous No.13684317]

>>13684309
>Breakfast
Coffee
>Lunch
Oatmeal with banana
Salmon+cream cheese bagel
>Dinner
Bowl of chickpea stew
A BLT

[Anonymous No.13684319]

>>13684309
>Two fried egg sandwiches with cheese
>Pasta bake

185cm
75kg

[Anonymous No.13684321]

>>13684314
no

[Anonymous No.13684325]

>>13684317
Oh forgot stats
181 cm (5'11 king of manlets)
75 kg (165 lbs) (10 % bf). I work out a lot

[Anonymous No.13684337]

>>13684309
please don't post pictures like this on blue boards because it triggers my porn addiction

[Anonymous No.13684344]

>>13684309
MADE for nigger dick

[Anonymous No.13684354]

>>13684344
>>13684337
back to /r9k/, incels

[Anonymous No.13684359]

>>13684337
>porn
>addiction
No such thing. That's like saying you're addicted to be being a biologically functioning male. There's nothing wrong with being aroused by women.

[Anonymous No.13684361]

>>13684359
>I'm gay, BTW. Not sure if it matters.

[Anonymous No.13684370]

>>13684361

No problem, thanks for sharing. I'm a vegan and a gun owner, no sure if it matters.

[Anonymous No.13684394]

>>13684309
>Breakfast
half a cup of bran cereal, a banana and semi skimmed milk
>Lunch
Tomato soup and an apple
>Dinner
About to have chicken and mixed vegetables

5'9 (175cm)
192 lbs (87 kg)

I've ballooned up from beer over the past 6 months so I'm currently attempting to diet.

[Anonymous No.13684395]

>>13684359
thanks for clearing this up rabbi

[Anonymous No.13684399]

Those hips. Who is she?

[Anonymous No.13684400]

>>13684337
based
>>13684359
cringe

[Anonymous No.13684408]

>>13684399
>Who is she?

I don't know, but you need to work fast anon. That sort of body becomes a fridge in about five years or less.

[Anonymous No.13684465]

>>13684309
>breakfast
Coffee
>lunch
Tuna salad on toast with a boiled egg and a grapefruit
>dinner
Gonna make some chili

6'4"
258lbs

[Anonymous No.13684474]

>>13684309
>>>/soc/

[Anonymous No.13684506]

>>13684309
>breakfast
Nomlette [see image]
>lunch
Breakfast is lunch
>dinner
Tacos. Rice, beef, peppers, onions, salsa, sour cream, cheese.

[Anonymous No.13684511]

>>13684309
194 cm/110 kg
>breakfast
No thanks
>lunch
Burek + ajran
>dinner
Ričet

[Anonymous No.13684557]

>>13684511
In English, doc

[Anonymous No.13684569]

>>13684309
>breakfast
mug of tea
>lunch
turkey sandwich
>dinner
frozen pepperoni pizza

5'7"
176lbs

[Anonymous No.13684574]

Breakfast: 3 eggs, two pieces toast, glass of whole milk, 2 fried chicken thighs, cup of coffee
Lunch: chicken teriyaki, two cups white rice, chicken potstickers, side salad
Snack: 2 scoop protein shake with whole milk
Dinner: rack of baby back ribs, Caesar salad, deviled eggs, coleslaw
I eat 4 days a week and fast 3 days a week. 5’7” and 159 pounds at the moment but cutting my way down to 150, may go down to 145 just to see what I look like that lean.

[Anonymous No.13684580]

>last night
raclette
>breakfast
none
>lunch
leftover raclette

180cm
113kg

[Anonymous No.13684598]

>>13684309
>fake eggs benny (fried not poached)
>ham and swiss toastie
>borscht with beef

188 cm
88 kg

[Anonymous No.13684600]

>>13684309
>breakfast
toasts and chocolate milk
>lunch
mashed potatoes, rice and sausage with grape juice
a piece of papaya for dessert
>dinner
idk yet

188cm
84kg

[Anonymous No.13684601]

>>13684309
Please tell me theres a feminine penis in there.

[Anonymous No.13684603]

>>13684309
>breakfeast
cup of tea
>lunch
ricotta and spinach cannelloni
>dinner
italian style pizza

177cm
100kg

[Anonymous No.13684608]

>>13684337
>>13684344
>>13684399
You all are a bunch of fat fetishists.

>>13684408
Thank you. This "thicc" thing needs to stop that girl is gonna look like pic related before anyone can blink.

[Anonymous No.13684610]

>breakfast
Peanut butter granola and coffee
>lunch
Cioppino
>dinner
Ribeye with sauteed spinach

5'4"
135lbs

[Anonymous No.13684611]

>>13684603
>177cm
>100kg
bruh

[Anonymous No.13684613]

>>13684309
>breakfast a plain toast, a banana and two cups of coffee
>lunch
dont really plan on having it
>dinner
tbd, but i probably wont be in the mood to eat anything

193cm
69kg

[Anonymous No.13684618]

>>13684608
fagget

[Anonymous No.13684620]

is coffee good for you

[Anonymous No.13684621]

>>13684309
those feet bleong on a cabbage patch kid

[Anonymous No.13684623]

so far
>two cups of coffee with half and half

158cm/62"
48kg/~105lbs
might make some tomato soup and have some beans later

[Anonymous No.13684627]

>>13684621
Kek

[Anonymous No.13684628]

>>13684309
what's wrong with her right calf?

[Anonymous No.13684629]

is coffee good for u

[Anonymous No.13684630]

is coffee good for you

[Anonymous No.13684631]

>>13684557
Those dishes don’t have english names tho

[Anonymous No.13684637]

>>13684618
Nigger

[Anonymous No.13684638]

>>13684309
300 grams of lamb shoulder
3 eggs
3 strips of bacon

110 kg bench
80kg ohp
160kg deadlift
150kg squat


Really need to work my body though. More arms. Need to cut too. About 84kg right now and dropped 4 kg in the past 4 weeks

[Anonymous No.13684644]

https://www.reddit.com/r/4chan/

[Anonymous No.13684646]

>>13684638
back to your stinky hole /fit/

[Anonymous No.13684648]

>>13684637
reported

[Anonymous No.13684650]

>>13684646
I need to know how to cook for gainz. Otherwise it will be hard to eat enough calories.

[Anonymous No.13684651]

>>13684309
>breakfast
croissants with blueberry jam
>lunch
chicken sandwiches with chicken breast from a chicken I roasted last night with tomato in tiger bread
>dinner
fresh tuna pasta with capers, chili, anchovie and handmade tagliatelle

181cm
88Kg

[Anonymous No.13684652]

>>13684648
reported to reddit

[Anonymous No.13684653]

>>13684309
base roasties
https://prettyuglylittleliar.net/topic/12434-fegalvaofe-galv%C3%A3ofer-cosplay/

[Anonymous No.13684660]

>breakfast
2 cups coffee
>lunch
half a pan-seared chicken breast and an avocado
turmeric tea
>dinner
half a pan-seared chicken breast marinated in tapatio and placed on top of a handful of tapatio doritos and half a sliced raw onion
>after dinner
2 shots of bourbon

5'10
155lb

[Anonymous No.13684665]

>>13684314
Yes.

[Anonymous No.13684671]

>>13684608
>You all are a bunch of fat fetishists.
I prefer to think of myself as an architectural enthusiast.

[Anonymous No.13684673]

>>13684660
What's your favorite bible verse?

[Anonymous No.13684713]

>breaky
cup and a half of black coffee

>luncho
in n out double double with grilled onions

>din din
lemon arugula pasta with pine nuts and cherry tomatoes

>late night snacky snack
pastor burrito from the local taco truck

[Anonymous No.13684714]

>>13684314
huh?

[Anonymous No.13684718]

>breakfast
bacon sandwich
>lunch
4 ryebread sandwhiches
75 grams of sunflowerseeds
>dinner
4½ sausages

178
75kg

[Anonymous No.13684719]

>>13684309
>bfast
Foster's x1

220lbs, 5'10

[Anonymous No.13684722]

>breakfast
223 grams of brown rice, 12 grams of soy sauce, 14 grams of baking unsweetened chocolate, 32 grams of peanut butter, 3 hard boiled eggs

Haven't had lunch or dinner yet. Will update later.

5'9"
190lbs

[Anonymous No.13684733]

>>13684465
Same

>breakfast
slept through it
>lunch
microwave beef and brocoli
>dinner
having chili
5'6
256lbs

[Anonymous No.13684736]

>>13684309
>breakfast
Cake pop and 2 Hershey's kisses left over from the 14th, mainly because I was worried the cake pop would mold if I let it sit much longer
>lunch
Slice of farm bread, ajvar, and 2 cevapi, leftovers from lunch with a friend over the weekend
>dinner (planned)
1/2 bag of onion tater tots

5'11"
157 lbs

[Anonymous No.13684741]

>>13684673
Leviticus 18:22

[Anonymous No.13684743]

>>13684713
forgot
>6'0"
>180lb

[Anonymous No.13684744]

>>13684733
grim

[Anonymous No.13684753]

>>13684309
>breakfast
Glass of raw milk - Tangerine juice - Chocolate waffle - banana chocolate cereal bar
>lunch
Mutton kidney cooked in onion and bacon - egg cream
>16pm
Green tea 2 cups - 2 chocolate waffle - banana chocolate cereal bar
>dinner
Not done yet
5'9
60kg

[Anonymous No.13684754]

>>13684673
austin 3:16

[Anonymous No.13684761]

She's literally a dwarf. She needs to lose like 50 lbs and then she'd be good.
Pic related is the ideal female

[Anonymous No.13684762]

>>13684309
Bacon and egg sandwich
5'9"
183 lbs

[Anonymous No.13684764]

>>13684652
>muh reddit bad

[Anonymous No.13684765]

>>13684761
Hips not wide enough, would bear weak sons and die in winter

[Anonymous No.13684766]

>>13684761
Very tsundere

[Anonymous No.13684770]

>Breakfast
Slice of banana bread
>Snack
Pack of cheese and chive crackers
>Lunch
Enchiladas from Adobe, a fast food mexican restaurant.
>Dinner
None

100 lbs
5'4"
Life is suffering

[Anonymous No.13684772]

>>13684309
A few sips of vodka grapefruit.

6’1” 150lbs

[Anonymous No.13684774]

>>13684506
Nice burnt kraft single stuffed egg. What factory farms do you live by?

[Anonymous No.13684775]

>>13684770
Small and cute.

[Anonymous No.13684783]

>>13684714
Pic unrelated

[Anonymous No.13684785]

>>13684309
I made a sub sandwich with some chicken tendies, buffalo sauce, bacon, cheese, and lettuce. I wanted tomato but I got there kind of late so all of the ones that were there were shitty.

[Anonymous No.13684791]

>>13684309
>nothing
>ramen
>maccas cus it's free
>160cm
>135kg

[Anonymous No.13684805]

>>13684765
>>13684766

[Anonymous No.13684847]

>>13684309

please don't be a man

[Anonymous No.13684849]

>>13684309
>breakfast
2 oz smoked ham
english muffin
8 oz milk

>lunch
leftover chicken pot pie
grapefruit
2 carrots

>dinner
haven't decided yet

5'11"
230 lbs.

[Anonymous No.13684853]

>>13684791
big lad, impressive
>>13684805
JUST BREED

[Anonymous No.13684857]

>>13684638
Yeah right. You look hella weak and fat. Work on your form before you hurt yourself.

[Anonymous No.13684868]

>>13684761
>>13684805
See, this is appropriate fap material compared to the OP. Healthy and won't be on my 600 lb. life within a year after marrying her.

[Anonymous No.13684875]

>>13684868
>marrying her.

Lmao.

Imagine walking into a trap like that in the year 2020

[Anonymous No.13684877]

>>13684309
>breakfast
Coffee with 15% cream

>lunch
Bulgur and curry with zucchini and aubergine

>dinner
mashed potatos with meatballs that I filled with small pieces of brie cheese + 2 sausages that I bought because they had trinidad scorpion chili in them.

Para nuts and lots of water for dessert

26 male
180cm
70kg

[Anonymous No.13684883]

>>13684722
>lunch
2 hard boiled eggs, 114 grams smoked mackerel.

[Anonymous No.13684888]

>>13684875
i don't think she's a trap dude

[Anonymous No.13684897]

>>13684888

[Anonymous No.13684967]

>>13684857
My form has gotten much better. Still fat that's why I'm cutting, but I really wouldn't say my lifts are the worst. I just need to focus more on my arms, lower lats rather than just doing compounds.

[Anonymous No.13684971]

>>13684638
strongfat mode.

[Anonymous No.13684991]

>>13684741
I don't know the bible. Fuck the bible. Do like that part of Hotel California where you play it backards and it's like FJFJAKEKDLEKOEOEK IRJDNEJJEKEJTHDJ

[Anonymous No.13685036]

>>13684888
half-wit

"Reading comprehension, for 500 Alex."

[Anonymous No.13685084]

>>13684309
>Breakfast
Black coffee
>Lunch
Small miso soup and salmon nigri, small bowl of Greek yoghurt with berries and almonds
>Dinner
Nothing yet. I'm planning on an omelette with sweet potatoes and spinach

6'1, 130lb

[Anonymous No.13685094]

>>13684608
>that girl is gonna look like pic related
Probably already did when she took the OP pic. If you fall for social media pictures you're a dingus, you're wanking to phone app shoops not women.

[Anonymous No.13685104]

>Breakfast
Nothing
>Lunch
Can of cold ravioli
>Dinner
Soup made with canned cream of mushroom, potatoes, cheese, and turkey sausage

6'1"
140 lbs

[Anonymous No.13685159]

>>13684774
>even thinking about the well-being of livestock
You're a joke anon.

[Anonymous No.13685296]

>breakfast
steel cut oats with an apple and peanut butter
Rockstar Pure Zero
>lunch
haven't had it yet, probably poke bowl or burrito
>dinner
haven't had it yet, probably just gonna have some nuts or a can of beans

181cm / 5'11
54kg / 118lbs

>>13684309
you're so skinny anon, I couldn't function when i was your weight. do you do alright?

[Anonymous No.13685316]

>>13684309
delete all whore threads and ban all whore posters

[Anonymous No.13685318]

>>13685316
he comfy

[Anonymous No.13685320]

>>13685316

[Anonymous No.13685339]

Reporting this off topic thread

[Anonymous No.13685341]

>>13684309

[Anonymous No.13685356]

>>13684875
Okay man, even having sex with her. Nothing grosser than grabbing a big ol haunch of fat during sex. It's like squeezing a big old stick of butter.

[Anonymous No.13685376]

get this disgusting pig off my cooking board

[Anonymous No.13685380]

>>13685094
you're exaggerating to the point where it's basically a lie.

[Anonymous No.13685383]

>>13684309
>breakfast
One double QP with cheese, with large fries and a large coke zero
One Chicken McFeast, with large fries and a large sprite zero
One cheeseburger
Two chocolate McDonuts
>lunch
Four Camel Yellows and a sugar free red bull
>dinner
Five Camel Yellows and a sugar free red bull

[Anonymous No.13685424]

>>13684309
>breakfast
nothing
>lunch
for meatballs + spaggethi
>???
nothing
>dinner
>nothing yet

freaking 165cm
93kg

[Anonymous No.13685429]

To its

[Anonymous No.13685435]

>>13684309
Chicken stew with sour sauce, rice and vegs, felt very low energy yesterday after eating tunafish stew with pasta.

Tomorrow is red lenses soup with beans and feta cheese.

Saturday is homemade pizza,

Sunday is cod, dill sauce peas and potatoes.

Monday is tomato soup with beans and green lenses then the plans are pretty vague.

Stats short, well trained, average dick.

[Anonymous No.13685448]

>>13684309
Scrambled eggs with cheese on toast
pizza reheated in a skillet
strength 12
Dexterity 12
Constitution 10
Intelligence 20
Wisdom 22
Charisma 14

[Anonymous No.13685455]

Nice try mods, but I'm a shitposting God

[Anonymous No.13685469]

>>13684309
>Breakfast
Mountain Dew
>Lunch
Popeye's Chicken sandwich and fries
>Dinner
Chicken parmesan

6'00
178 lbs.

[Anonymous No.13685470]

>>13685380
take the reality pill, if you don't see her in real life she's not real!!

[Anonymous No.13685478]

Bitch

[Anonymous No.13685482]

>>13684623
girl?

[Anonymous No.13685484]

Breakfast:little debbie
Lunch: gyro
Dinner:hopefully her pussy

[Anonymous No.13685488]

>>13684309
that girl has an extremely ugly body

[Anonymous No.13685499]

>>13684309
>breakfast
cup of coffee
>lunch
jumbo jack without mayo or cheese, fries, dr. pepper, two tacos
>dinner
6 glasses of carlo rossi burgundy

5'9" (175.26cm)
150lbs (68.0389)

[Anonymous No.13685529]

>>13684314
maybe

[Anonymous No.13685545]

>>13684309
>Breakfast
Coffee
>Lunch
Salad: spinach and romaine with olives, red onions, jalepenos and a little shaved steak. No dressing.
>Dinner
Yet to be determined.

6'2
193 lbs
Trying to hit 185, lost 30 pounds in the past 2 months.

[Anonymous No.13685556]

>>13685488
post body

[Anonymous No.13685558]

>>13685470
I'm speaking as someone who frequents cgl and I'm apart of the j fashion and cosplay community.
You're exaggerating a meme.

[Anonymous No.13685563]

>Breakfast
Coffee and a cigarette.
>Lunch
McChicken. Coffee. Cigarette.
>Dinner
4 glasses of bourbon, handful of peanuts. Coffee. Cigarette.

6'3. 175.

[Anonymous No.13685572]

>>13685558
oh my god go start a blog nobody fucking cares about your internet browsing credentials

[Anonymous No.13685579]

>>13685572
>internet browsing credentials
no, stupid. I actually go to cons. I'm mentioning this because the pic OP posted is a cosplayer.
you're exaggerating and now you're backpedaling.

[Anonymous No.13685582]

chicken tendie bacon chipotle wrap
2 onions rings
4 cups of coffe and 4 cups of carbonated water.
a few strips more bacon

yes im munching off the line. 5'6 manlet. 165lbs. uncut

[Anonymous No.13685586]

>>13685488
found the homo

[Anonymous No.13685587]

Had four slices of white bread, 42g of mayo, and one can of tuna, totaling around 900 calories. I'll have a couple of apples to hold me over for the rest of the day.

5'10"
262lbs

[Anonymous No.13685594]

>>13685488
i think shes perfect but i see what you mean. The proportions seem off.
also checked

[Anonymous No.13685597]

>>13685579
>now you're backpedaling
wrong, I maintain my original position. you have not posted anything besides an appeal to your own nonexistent authority.

[Anonymous No.13685605]

>>13684671
Holy kek that should be the next meme

[Anonymous No.13685608]

>>13684309
>brekies
muesli
>lunch
a salad and a hard boiled egg
>dinner
french onion soup, can of sardines, two tuna fish sandwiches

198cm
150kg

[Anonymous No.13685617]

>>13685608
What kind of portions are we talking about here? You're a big guy.

[G8rH8r No.13685618]

>breakfast
fiber one brownie & arizona herbal tea
>lunch
arizona green tea
>dinner
quesadilla and mango arizona
5'10
150

[Anonymous No.13685648]

1.7m
68kg

>breakfast
protein shake
>lunch
half of a smothered burrito
>dinner
n/a

[None !2Code3TV3M No.13685660]

thinking about it, i've eaten very lightly today actually
cheeseburger from mcdonalds (it wasn't even what I ordered)
a bagel slathered in a mixture of bacon grease, beef tallow, butter, peanut oil, peppers and onions, with black pepper cracked over it.
probably about 300ml of 35% cream in a few mugs of hot chocolate
i'll probably have 2-4 eggs later depending on if i'm feeling the veggies or not, if not I might mix them with oats instead.

5'9-10 135-145~

i'm probably still digesting the pasta from last night, whole pan of it soaked in butter and whipping cream, I usually eat fairly dense meals like this because my metabolism is absurd, especially for my age

[Anonymous No.13685685]

>>13685488
straight up fruitcake

[Anonymous No.13685768]

>>13685383
I forgot, 171 cm and 105 kg

[Anonymous No.13685773]

>>13684309
>Breakfast
Homemade sweet n sour chicken with rice
>Lunch
Coffee with 2 sugars
>Dinner
Cookies and a can of pepsi
178 cm
130 kg

[Anonymous No.13685895]

>breakfast
Skipped
>lunch
Homemade pizza, sausage peppers and onions
>dinner
Shamrock shake sans meal

5'9, 135

[Anonymous No.13685983]

>breakfast
Leftover tuna/veg tagine with bulgur
>lunch
Turkish bread: semit and spinach/feta filled borek
>dinner
French omelet, fried polenta, leftover texan chili sauce reheated with a can of red beans added
185cm 75kg

[Anonymous No.13686022]

god i wish she could cut my dick and balls off while i'm cooming in her

[Anonymous No.13686044]

>>13684309
>breakfast
Null
>lunch
Ceasar salad with chicken tots and some chocolate milk
>dinner
Leftover carnitas and a corn cob

manlet
healthy weight

[Anonymous No.13686049]

>Breakfast:
3 fried eggs with a slice of provolone cheese split between them topped with ghost pepper salsa, granulated garlic and oregano. Also 20 pecans and a pack of instant oatmeal (blueberry crumble).
>Lunch:
4 scoops of salted caramel whey isolate with 5g creatine in water
>DInner:
Chicken breast topped with soy/chili sauce and 5 cups of broccoli

5'10, 164 pounds. Currently cutting. Lost 22 pounds since Jan 4

[Anonymous No.13686059]

Nothing but snake juice.

6ft
190lbs

[Anonymous No.13686064]

>>13685617
museli is 400cal with the milk
salad is pretty small but I use ranch dressing, no idea
onion soup is about 350, sardines is 200, the sandwiches are about 700 together

so like 1800. I'm on a diet you see

[Anonymous No.13686067]

>>13684309
>turkey sandwich on sourdough with all kinds of veg
5'7 pit dweller
180lbs

[Anonymous No.13686087]

>>13684309
>breakfast
nothing
>lunch
nothing
>dinner
small bowl of beef stew at roughly 400kcal

175cm
61kg

[Anonymous No.13686106]

>>13684309
>breakfast
pad thai fried rice

that's it

[Anonymous No.13686116]

>>13684309
>breakfast
Nothing
>lunch
Walmart popcorn chicken and a Dr. Pepper
>dinner
About to start cooking, but it's browned butter with roasted lemon zested broccoli

5'11"
135lbs

[Anonymous No.13686127]

>>13684761
>>13684805
Oh fuck, you made me cough anon.
Who and what set s‘il vous plait?

Also
Yoghurt and cereal for breakfast
A sandwich and leftover truffles for lunch
Lentil stew with some coarse sausage for dinner
192cm
107kg

[Anonymous No.13686129]

>>13684309
>Breakfast
Some spoonfulls of peanut butter, a butter biscuit, some scrambled eggs, bacon, and black coffee.
>lunch
some macaroni and cheese
>dinner
Smoked sausage and spinach with some bread

[Anonymous No.13686158]

>>13684309
God I want her to crush my cock with her stubby ogre feet.
Anyways, adobada fries and a monster energy.

[Anonymous No.13686187]

>>13685482
everyone seems to think so when they see me, so i guess i could be your little girl for tonight, anon

[Anonymous No.13686193]

>>13686187
dude how the heck are you that height if you're older than like 11?

[Anonymous No.13686206]

>>13686193
yeah i don't fucking know. not really complaining, though.

[Anonymous No.13686209]

>>13684883
>dinner
85 grams beef. 150 grams plain yogurt.

[Anonymous No.13686216]

>>13686206
Is that grim acceptance, are you a twink, or are you embracing hobbitmode? It has to be one of those 3, right?

[Anonymous No.13686222]

>>13686216
A mixture of the first two. It sucks that no one will ever take me seriously since I look like a little girl, but my boyfriend seems to be okay with it.

[Anonymous No.13686226]

>>13686087
Why? You are already very thin for your height.

[Anonymous No.13686231]

>>13686226
i htink you've got the cause and effect backwards

[Anonymous No.13686234]

>Breakfast
Iced coffee and sunny-side up egg on toast
>Lunch
Leftover jambalaya and cornbread
>Dinner
Teriyaki salmon on white rice

5'9"
145 lbs

[Anonymous No.13686246]

>>13684309
fuck off fbi

[Anonymous No.13686252]

>>13686222
wow, just like my crossdressing doujinshi

[Anonymous No.13686314]

>>13685488
I disagree, any shorter and she'd be a walking onahole

[Anonymous No.13686324]

>>13686226
I'm trying to get my waist from 66cm to 50cm. I probably should forego eating all together.

[Anonymous No.13686332]

>>13686252
It's not, my life is more tragic and empty rather than cute and sexy.

[Anonymous No.13686356]

>>13684399
Himiko Toga.

[Anonymous No.13686385]

>>13684344
>foodie's law

[Anonymous No.13686412]

>>13685660
RIP galbladder

[Anonymous No.13686426]

>>13684314
fpbp

[Anonymous No.13686442]

>>13686324
50cm, as in 19 inches on a trouser measurement? This confuses me super badly anon. 19 inches is like the waistline of an unhealthily thin teenage girl. If you're a guy, you'll have to get trousers tailored to fit, since no companies really make adult men's clothing that small.

I guess the alternative is a 38-inch (19x2) trouser measurement, which seems like it's far too wide for 61kg

[Anonymous No.13686447]

I fucking hate women

[Anonymous No.13686454]

>>13685597
You don't have any authority either.
I'm just telling you that these girls really are smol.
Keep being delusional if you want.

[Anonymous No.13686563]

>>13686454
>You don't have any authority either.
I posted a cap from a news article about a social media faker getting caught completely transforming her appearance. You: "dude just trust me they don't fake". There is a difference.

[Anonymous No.13686582]

>>13684309
>that fucking ABSURDLY hot Korean whore on youtube with this exact body type that made all those """exercise""" videos privated all her shit
This is why you backup every god damn thing you see my fellow ja/ck/offs

[Anonymous No.13686727]

>>13686442
That was what I was at in high school so it is not too unrealistic. But yeah, it is hard enough as is the find clothing that fit my current waist size.

[Anonymous No.13686730]

>>13686582
gonna need a link my dude in order to check every day if its public again

[Anonymous No.13686755]

>>13686582
Are you talking about motherfucking xxapple_e? I have an archive of all of her videos, no pictures though. By far and away the best hips and ass in either of the Koreas. I've jerked myself silly to her various jeans videos. I'll upload it and post a link seeing that you're a based Sonic-Chad
>>13686730
Worry not my friend, I have it all. It'll take a while to upload but I'll post the link itt when it's done

[Anonymous No.13686756]

>>13684610
>ciopinno for lunch
You lucky motherfucker

[Anonymous No.13686760]

>>13686755
Holy based

[Anonymous No.13686767]

>>13686755

[Anonymous No.13686774]

>>13684888
What is figurative speech?

[Anonymous No.13686778]

>>13686755
HOLY FUCK THATS THE ONE. good fucking lord

[Anonymous No.13686807]

>>13684309
>breakfast (Turkish cheese pastry, fried courgette fritter, pomegranate and citrus fruit)
>dinner (6 big chilli dogs, bowl of potato salad)
>Dessert ( good quality chocolate, - half bar, a third of a jar of peanut butter, honey and milk)
>second dinner (more Turkish pastry and crispy bread)
6ft,82kg and very stoned, pic related are my dogs

[Anonymous No.13686837]

>>13684314
What was the question again?

[Anonymous No.13686850]

>>13684761
>>13684805
>>13684868
>>13684766
>>13686127
>>13686127
numales

[Anonymous No.13686866]

>>13684309
Coffee with cream
2 oz. dark chocolate
100g pumpkin seeds
Steak and sautéed spinach
4 oz. butter

170 lbs
5'11"

[Anonymous No.13686867]

Egg quesadilla

Cold pizza

Egg quesadilla

[Anonymous No.13686871]

>>13686837
is that better

[Anonymous No.13686881]

>>13686850
>numales

[Anonymous No.13686882]

>greek yogurt and blueberries, and like four cups of coffee
>sandwich (grilled chicken, spinach, red pepper)
>soup and salad for dinner

5'5"
100lbs

[Anonymous No.13686910]

why her feet so grubby?

[Anonymous No.13686928]

>>13684309
>breakfast
Bagel sandwich with turkey, cucumber, and cream cheese. Pina colada Fanta to drink (I wanted to try it, was actually pretty good)
>Lunch
Nothing
>Dinner
Bottle of lemon-lime powerade

Female/5’6/150 lbs

[Anonymous No.13686944]

>>13684314
Ya boi, in moderation. 5 cups black coffe or less is healthy

[Anonymous No.13686963]

>>13686928
>Female
yeah ok

[Anonymous No.13686972]

>>13684620
Heh maybe idk *blushes*

[Anonymous No.13687048]

Man I hate fat 'people'

[Anonymous No.13687250]

>>13686755
lurking for this

[Anonymous No.13687265]

>>13686563
My point is a lot of them aren't fake.
Wow you found some news stories. Blogs are the worst. I don't read shit online like that. I'd rather meet people in person and know for sure what I'm seeing.

[UploadAnon !!0+kLVpRA4QV No.13687280]

>>13687250
>>13686778
>>13686767
>>13686760
My fucking power went out and I had to restart the upload. Make sure this thread is still up in the morning, by then it'll be finished. Rural internet sucks ass. If the thread's gone I'll post the link on /s/ using this tripcode.

[Anonymous No.13687283]

>>13687280
based!

[Anonymous No.13687305]

>>13684309
>breakfast
Nothing
>lunch
Soon dubu jigae
>dinner
Al pastor, beef tongue and tripe tacos
fyi I normally don't eat junk food but today I felt like treating myself

[Anonymous No.13687516]

>>13684314

[Anonymous No.13687553]

>>13684314
One cup is fine. Don't go full retard like me and drink 2 liters a day and you won't have a fucking stroke at 30 I'm so dumb bros.

[Anonymous No.13687573]

>>13684309
would pump and dump
bfast: gravlax and cream cheese bagel
lunch: n/a
dinner: couple slices of pizza

[Anonymous No.13687578]

>>13686881
low t

[Anonymous No.13687592]

>>13684309
>11am black coffee
>1pm green tea (surprised it has 220% of the RDI for vitamin C in one glass)
>10pm Gatorade Zero
Gonna be coming up on 1am, someone gave me leftover (vegan?) margherita pizza, need to eat before before bed. Walked 2 miles and did 100 push ups, so have to eat something. I've been doing that and eating ~1000 cal per day, haven't cut out vodka but since new years I'm down from about 200lbs to 178lbs, 6'0".

[Anonymous No.13687595]

>>13687553
Wait did you have a stroke or what?

[Anonymous No.13687599]

>>13684309
2 tacos for breakfast
2 tacos for lunch
1 cheeky chicken sandwhich
bag of hot fries
im thinkin burger for dinner

[Anonymous No.13687616]

>>13687595
Yes he just fucking said that. Did you have a stroke that made it so you can't fucking read?

[Anonymous No.13687625]

>>13687616
Huh?

[Anonymous No.13687626]

need some stories about coffee causing stroke

[Anonymous No.13687634]

>>13687625
Apparently you did.

[Anonymous No.13687643]

>>13684309

>morning
chile limon chips

>evening
2 fried chicken breasts
apple pie

>night
a tall can of beer

6ft 165lb

Going to start eating really well here over the next 3 weeks and try to work out cuz my childhood friend wants to bang. Gotta get back into not sitting all day at the pc shape.

[Anonymous No.13687659]

>>13687643
you might be misinterpreting what she wante

[Anonymous No.13687864]

Stop posting cute girls, goddammit. I come to /ck/ to forget about the loneliness.

[Anonymous No.13687947]

>>13685488
maybe I was looking for your post. possibly to tell you that I disagree.

[Anonymous No.13687948]

>waking meal
Protein bar, handful almonds
>first dinner
Steak wrap
>second dinner
chili and rice

6'3
205lbs

[Anonymous No.13688001]

>breakfast
a mars bar
>dinner
pork pancakes

192cm
120kg

[Anonymous No.13688032]

So the majority of /ck/ is a healthy BMI, maybe a little overweight? I feel like the obese aren't speaking up. If you feel bad about being fat now is the time to share it and help keep people honest.

[Anonymous No.13688052]

>>13688032
fuck no faggot i'm ashamed

[Anonymous No.13688120]

>>13684309
>breakfast
Tea and a small cheese & tomato sandwich
>lunch
I'm currently making some noodle soup (noodles, broth, bamboo sprouts, leek, carrots, and onion)
>dinner
I don't know yet, I'm going to eat out with my partner

180cm
75kg

[Anonymous No.13688135]

> breakfast
what's that?
> lunch
A chicken leg+thigh and some diet soda
>dinner
I dunno, if I get too hungry maybe I'll eat some salad.

175cm
116kg
been eating practically nothing for months, still not losing weight.

[Anonymous No.13688230]

>>13684608
Id do her, ops pic and your mother and gladly homo

[Anonymous No.13688299]

>>13688135
>diet soda

[Anonymous No.13688304]

>>13684671
>OMG A CELEB IS JUST. LIKE. ME, INCELS NAZI RAPISTS BTFOOOOO

[Anonymous No.13688465]

>>13684511
Based

[Anonymous No.13688838]

>>13687947
maybe i wasn't looking for your post. possibly to tell you that the girl looks like a dwarf with fat legs

[Anonymous No.13688907]

>>13684309
>breakfast
two slices ancient grains toast with vegan margarine
small italian salad with light dressing
black coffee

[Anonymous No.13688911]

>>13688907
whoops, im 5’7” 122 pounds

[Anonymous No.13688927]

>>13684733
one inch shorter than me and over double my weight...

[Anonymous No.13688946]

>Breakfast
Rustlers Chicken Sandwich
>Lunch
Half Fries, Half Rice- Chicken Curry
>Dinner
Probably have a Microwave dinner (Roast Chicken Dinner

238lbs
177cm

[Anonymous No.13688999]

>>13684309
>Breakfast
A pack of Wild Berry Pop Tarts and a tall glass of chocalate milk with with some Pancakes.
>Lunch
Meatball Sub and a Coke
>Dinner
Hotwings and Mac and cheese
5'6 220 pounds

[Anonymous No.13689012]

>>13687265
>I'd rather meet people in person and know for sure what I'm seeing.
I'm so glad we finally agree on what I posted in the first place. Dumb bitch.

[Anonymous No.13689046]

>>13684753
c-cute feet..

[Anonymous No.13689205]

>>13684309
> breakfast
Black coffee
> lunch
More coffee
> dinner
Seitan, salad, mixed muts

6'1" 180lb

[Anonymous No.13689265]

>>13687578
Low t is something made up by /fit/ to cope for the fact that all of their lifting means nothing because they can still only get fatties.

>>13688230
My mom weighs less than the fatty in the OP.

[Anonymous No.13689279]

>>13688999
jesus

[Anonymous No.13689288]

>>13684309
>breakfast
none
>lunch
fuck huge bowl of katsudon
>dinner
not yet

177cm
70kg

[Anonymous No.13689297]

Found another pic of OP's pic.

[Anonymous No.13689576]

>>13689297
t. non American

[Anonymous No.13690654]

>>13684733

[Anonymous No.13690689]

>>13689297
>>13689576
Probably worth mentioning that OP's pic is a Brazillian cosplayer notorious for excessive photo-editing.

[Anonymous No.13690743]

>>13690654
>tfw 24.2 BMI
Back when I lifted in college I was overweight, actually made it up to obese on an intense bulk, but I always came back down to normal after a cut. I don't know how people afford to eat so much? Or maybe I just burn a lot of calories, but getting obese was a lot of work and money. Seems like as long as you workout it is near impossible, your anus will give out before your stomach does.

[Anonymous No.13690770]

>>13690654
>off the chart in both height and weight
Woohoo! Top percentile!

[Anonymous No.13690793]

>>13690689
Is this her?

[Anonymous No.13690824]

>>13690793
As if I wouldn't plow either/both

[Anonymous No.13690835]

>>13690824
Then you have low standards. Nothing wrong with that man, but she's a chubby 5/10 in a bad wig. If I banged her, I wouldn't tell my friends. I've done worse, but I wouldn't go OMG I'M GONNA COOM when she got posted on a Malaysian fast food bulletin board.

[Anonymous No.13690850]

>>13690793
Yep, that's her. She's got more haters than fans on /cgl/ and such. Taking flattering and deceptive images is one thing, and everyone does touchups, but that's beyond reasonable editing.

[Anonymous No.13691258]

>>13684309
This just saddens me. She can get essentially any man she wants without even trying. I have to give 110% for a smidgen of a chance with a woman.

[Anonymous No.13691265]

brekkie: sausage and cabbage soup, banana, green tea
lunch: big ass brotein shake
dinner: big salad, liverwurst on crackers with mayo and mustard, half an acorn squash

[Anonymous No.13691304]

>>13684309
>breakfast
oatmeal
>lunch
eggs and PB toast
>dinner
enchilada casserole

5'10
158 lb

[Anonymous No.13691312]

>>13691265
forgot to add
6'0.5''
158lbs

[Anonymous No.13691491]

Have a chart of /ck/'s weight distribution for fun

Most underweight is OP
Most overweight is >>13684733
Lightest are >>13686882 and >>13684770
Heaviest is tallest is >>13685608
Smallest is >>13684623

[Anonymous No.13691501]

>>13691491
neat

[Anonymous No.13691508]

>>13691491
>tfw off the chart in the height category
Hahah, top percentile again!

[Anonymous No.13691532]

>>13691491
And another, why not. Surprisingly average. N=66

7.6% underweight
54.5% average
15.1% overweight
22.7% obese

I was expecting more fatasses personally.

[Anonymous No.13691537]

>>13684309
>breakfast
coffee and protein bar
>lunch
al pastor torta and carne asada taco
>dinner
bbq chicken with brown rice and broccoli

6'1"
225lbs
15% body fat

[Anonymous No.13691539]

>>13691532
>using BMI as a metric for obesity
heh come back when you're out of high school Billy

[Anonymous No.13691546]

>>13691539
t. fatass

[Anonymous No.13691554]

>>13691539
>>13691546
Nobody gave abdominal measurements, so it's the closest generalization you can get from the data.

[Anonymous No.13691617]

Breakfast: french toast, milk, blueberries
Lunch: rice, banana and gai lan with ginger garlic sauce, like an entire glass of vodka and OJ
Dinner: soy sauce chicken, rice, gai lan. Milk

6'2 275 lbs. All of you are manlets.

[Anonymous No.13691632]

>>13691617
>6'2"
>calling others manlets
Anyone under 190cm feels short to me, but I'm 205cm and 140kg, so my perspective is off. It's just funny to hear shorter people bragging about their heights.

[Anonymous No.13691643]

>>13691632
Wow good for you.
Im short as shit so I'm glad to hear you brag about your height on the internet

[Anonymous No.13691662]

>>13691643
I was bragging?

[Anonymous No.13691678]

>>13691632
When you're that freakishly tall I dont doubt that. I'm in the 95th percentile, you're in like the 99.99th. >>13691632

[Anonymous No.13691702]

>>13684309
How can you get 50 kilos at that tall, you must be an absolute skeleton

[Anonymous No.13691705]

>>13691662
yes, but you're also 13, so its forgivable

[Anonymous No.13691721]

scrambled eggs with onion, spinach and a few chunks of roast potato
then I got a graving and bought 1L of icecream and a packet of tim tams, and some of those stroopen wafer things
of which ive eaten half of each

5'11
like 70 kg last I measured

[Anonymous No.13691745]

breakfast: water
lunch: chicken tenders and grits
dinner: bad dragon cum lube

6'2" 170lb.

[Anonymous No.13691785]

>>13684309
>Breakfast @ 3PM
dont usually eat breakfast but i had some green juice
>Lunch @ 6PM
taquitos
>Dinner @ 10PM
instant ramen

5'6"
150 lbs

[Anonymous No.13691794]

I've been sick the last two weeks.

Friday: Sandwich
Thursday: Fried egg and small amount of hash browns
Wednesday: A bean burrito
Tuesday: Soup
Monday: Two egg rolls

It's been like that for the last two weeks.

[Anonymous No.13691952]

>>13691794
Coronavirus?

[Anonymous No.13692054]

>>13691785
Bruh... breakfast at 3pm? Lunch at 6? Do you work from home or something?

[Anonymous No.13692061]

Breakfast: two bagels

That's it. I'm getting major dental work done and ever since I found out a few weeks ago I've been too ashamed to eat.

[Anonymous No.13692067]

> breakfast
Leftover tacos (2)
>Lunch
???
Light beer
>Dinner
Beer
Cocaine
Pizza

[Anonymous No.13692099]

Breakfast:
Briyani

Lunch:
2 slices of pizza

Dinner:
2 plates of Briyani

Went to the doctor today and he said I'm completely healthy. I always eat like this

[Anonymous No.13692134]

Nothing
Leftover baked drumsticks with homemade bbq sauce from last night and baked green beans, and rice
Some burgers I fried up w/ pepper jack cheese, pepperoncinerinos, red onion, spinach, muchup, brioche buns

5'10"
195 lbs

[Anonymous No.13692139]

>>13684569
>mfw he forgets to buy the turkey

[Anonymous No.13692148]

>>13684309

[Anonymous No.13692167]

>>13692134
You're pretty husky, bro. Could do to lose 20 pounds, probably more.

[Anonymous No.13692329]

>>13691539
It's literally impossible being classified as obese if you are natty bodybuilding, even arnold was 28bmi, just mr olympia bubble gut monsters like phil heath ate above 30bmi

[Anonymous No.13692340]

>>13692329
When I was bulking I made it up to 225, but when I cut I was down to 180, maybe a few pounds less. I was eating so much fucking oatmeal. I was technically obese for a few weeks.

[Anonymous No.13692364]

An apple

171cm
50kg

[Anonymous No.13692378]

>>13690850
There is no such thing as reasonable editing, Insecure stupid bitches edit their images and create false perceptions. I'm sure most men like me would prefer women without a mouth, so why waste time shooping in a smaller waist when you could remove the mouth and really create and unrealistic fantasy.

[Anonymous No.13692523]

>>13684309
it's 12:57 here
I woke up little too late, so far I had oatmeal with apples and cinnamon and after workout protons

[Anonymous No.13692628]

>>13689297
op is photoshoped to hell.

[Anonymous No.13692694]

>>13684309
>breakfast
Coffee and acetominophen
>lunch
Not planning on it
>dinner
dunno yet
Maybe some candy

6'4
230lbs

[Anonymous No.13692771]

>>13684309
Iv not got much food cos im going to Sweden tomorrow and I dont wanna go to the shops cos there is a massive storm outside
Iv had:
A Fried egg sandwich (like the egg fort one but with cheese)
And a sandwich with Edam and salad

5'11
89kg (usually im like 68-75kg and lean
but iv Hindenburged due to injuries depression and stress stopping me working out)

[Anonymous No.13692790]

>>13684325
Thats only like 1000 calories you would be Auschwitz mode if u actually eat that and work out, whats your idea of working out a lot?

[Anonymous No.13692807]

>>13684344
Ok tenda Spencer

[Anonymous No.13692818]

>>13684465
Whats ur bodyfat?

[Anonymous No.13692834]

>>13684557
He ate a meatfilled pastry with a bio live yogurt drink and had a stew similar to Scotch broth for.dinner

[Anonymous No.13692850]

>>13684574
Please tell me this is bait

[Anonymous No.13692876]

I had yoghurt with jam and some buttered toast for breakfast. And some coffee with milk, too.
Lunch was chicken thigh in carrot sauce with mixed buttered vegetables and boiled potatoes with garlic.
I had some melon for a snack.
Dinner was spinach creme rice with cheese.
183cm girl (female), 68kg.

[Anonymous No.13692915]

>>13685435
I like making soup with red lenses too anon ٩(｡)۶

[Anonymous No.13692937]

>>13686087
Pls stop anon I know me saying to wont do anything but iv been where your at and got to the point of nearly dying (same height as you but 38kg). What is the reason you are doing this? Is it because you think you agent thin enough or is it self destructive/coping mechanism?

[Anonymous No.13692950]

>>13684359
If this post upsets you, you spend too much time in isolation

[Anonymous No.13693060]

>>13687265
You're so fucking stupid.
Every female cosplayer completely distorts themselves through Photoshop.

[Anonymous No.13693070]

>>13693060
That's not even the same person, look at the button on the jeans

[Anonymous No.13693078]

>>13686755

bros.............................

[Anonymous No.13693213]

>>13684309
i haven't eaten today

[Anonymous No.13693220]

>>13684309
>>breakfast
Instant coffee
>>lunch
Russian beef salad + 3 grilled cheese sandwiches
>>dinner
4 chicken breast schnitzels

185cm
117Kg beefcake with a fucking potbelly

[Anonymous No.13693270]

>>13691952

Most miserable sinus infection of my life.

It turned into something like a cold, but much, much worse. I never knew you could cough so hard and so much that it felt like you had ripped open your abdomen.

[Anonymous No.13693276]

>>13684309
>breakfast
omlette sandwich with cream cheese, cucumber and tomato
>lunch
500 gram vanilla ben and jerrys
>dinner
undecided

173cm 75kg

[Anonymous No.13693317]

>>13684309
Had some pancakes with butter and syrup with black coffee for breakfast. A small plate, didn't even finish that.

I'll be grabbing a triple bacon jalapeno cheeseburger and accompanying fries with a large Dr. Pepper from my local Wendy's for lunch. A big meal, but my family went out to grab food an hour earlier than my usual lunch so I'll be tackling it through the day.

For dinner tonight I'll probably fry some chicken cutlets and have that with a vegetable.

I'm 5 feet 7 inches (or 67 centimeters)
And 115 pounds.

[Anonymous No.13693327]

>>13684314
Cum in it for protein retention

[Anonymous No.13693334]

>>13684465
I find the grapefruit a very questionable choice with a mayonnaise dish Anon

[Anonymous No.13693559]

>>13684309
>soy sauce seasoned acorn jelly
>pork dumplings
>naengmyeon

170cm
52kg

[Anonymous No.13693632]

>>13684344
asian micropenis

[Anonymous No.13693682]

>>13684309
would trade my morbidly obese wife in for this model in a heart beat.

[Anonymous No.13693713]

>>13688001
..is pic your idea of a pork pancake? if so, I'll have 1!

[Anonymous No.13693721]

>>13690793
the one on the right looks like trans bait but I'll still plow w/ lube, as long as he/she goes ass to mouth. btw - /ck/ jannies are niggers.

[Anonymous No.13694320]

>>13684317
That doesn't seem close to enough calories you'd need to maintain your weight. Especially if you're working out.

[Anonymous No.13694619]

>>13684314
I can't see any logical reason why it would be objectively good for you, that being said in moderate amounts it's definitely not bad for you but in excess it's a stimulant and can cause problems; heart palpitations, potential risk of heart attack, stroke, high blood pressure. Of course these are more pronounced in individuals with preexisting conditions

[Anonymous No.13694631]

>>13684309
>Breakfast
typically a Starbucks cold brew, yogurt, banana, almonds and 6-8 tablespoons of PB
>lunch
N/A, I work the afternoons and my job doesn't really allow for a lunchtime which is why I eat such a large breakfast

>dinner
2 baked potatoes any combination of the following chili, oats, cheese sticks and always more peanutbutter.
I'm 188cm and 95 kg

[Anonymous No.13694637]

>>13694619
it is the number 1 source of antioxidants in the American diet

[Anonymous No.13694990]

>>13693070
I don't think they're same person, but the right picture is still obviously photoshopped. Look at her thigh, it's fucking obvious.

[Anonymous No.13695040]

>>13693713
Yes, it is a common swdish dish. Really simple and delicious.
Dice some cured pork belly, roast in a tray, add basic pancake batter (just eggs, flour and milk) and bake at 175C until firm (~45 min)