/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.13680532]

It was always a rad day when moms would let you pick out a super fun Lunchables brand MRE instead of s boring old turkey sandwich or some crap

[Anonymous No.13681034]

>>13680532
I wish my mom sent me to school with a cold homemade lunch everyday instead of letting me eat that dogshit known ad midwest school lunches from the 90s

[Anonymous No.13681042]

lmaoing @ u

[Anonymous No.13681072]

>>13680532
this shit made you the real MVP of lunchtime

except when that asshole freddy's mom showed up with her tits out in yoga gear and brought him a happy meal

[Anonymous No.13681140]

>>13681034
The key is a mixture. Turkey sambos get just as old as hot lunches do, you need to switch

[Anonymous No.13681141]

>>13681072
fuck Freddy and his whore mom

[Anonymous No.13681143]

how you knew that mommy didn't actually love you

[Anonymous No.13681149]

would this get your ass kicked to command respect at the lunch table?

[Anonymous No.13682954]

>>13681149
Huh?

[Anonymous No.13683004]

>>13681149
oh you would get called a fag hard if you got caught eating this

[Anonymous No.13683006]

>>13683004
based public school

[Anonymous No.13683007]

I had the prepaid lunch

[Anonymous No.13683010]

>>13683006
no way, I went to a Catholic school. Public school is for minorities and white trash who want to get indoctrinated with jew propaganda

[Anonymous No.13683041]

>>13683010
ahh yes, Catholic school. Do you remember Penis Inspection Day?

[Anonymous No.13683130]

>>13683010
I went to both Catholic school and public school and I can confirm I much preferred public school.
I liked the religious education in Catholic school but the kids were incredibly stuck up and were all fucking each other.
In contrast the kids in public school were mostly dumb as shit and made me look better by comparison and were also weirdly more wholesome.
The jew propaganda was real though but thankfully my family warned me ahead of time so I knew how to spot it.

[Anonymous No.13683277]

>>13680532
>>13681149
what even is the point of these things, why not just make a sandwich?

[Anonymous No.13684320]

>>13683130
private school is where are the hard drugs are at

[Anonymous No.13684345]

>>13680532
Lunchables are MREs for children only worse.

They're also an admission that you're a bad parent

[Anonymous No.13684351]

My mom wouldn't let me have them, I never tried them until collage. I really only like the pizza ones.

[Anonymous No.13684368]

>>13680532
people at my work eat those ham and cheese ones for breakfast everyday. how fucking retarded do you have to be to do that? you can buy not shit tier cold cuts from the deli and boxes of crackers for far less

[Anonymous No.13685130]

>>13684368
It's not the same

[Anonymous No.13685694]

>>13684320
yes, my senior year two guys drugged a freshman girl after a dance and raped her, they got away with it. I know the guys and I know they fucking did it.

[Anonymous No.13685723]

>>13681072
>tits out in yoga gear
like out out or just nipple peaking?

[Anonymous No.13685744]

Let's get that out onto a tray

[Anonymous No.13685981]

>>13680532
I used to go wild for Lunchables as a kid, actually bought some not long back and yuck, fucking disgusting. So disappointed.

[Anonymous No.13686002]

>>13684368
Sometimes you want the cheap, nostalgic taste. Same reason I love ampm cheeseburgers.

[Anonymous No.13686014]

>>13680532
Best day was lunchables day.

>durrrr reeeetards dis isn’t gud food y u sey it make u cool mommy no love if not make u tuna samwich fore lunch
Such a retarded argument people make here. Lunchables were the cool option, the unifier. Yeah sure, as an adult you now think that a homemade lunch is superior and are right, but from the perspective of a kid in elementary school, having/not having lunchables in the cafeteria could make or break your social status.

[Anonymous No.13686053]

>>13685694
Post them

[Anonymous No.13686143]

>>13686014
>having/not having lunchables in the cafeteria could make or break your social status.
and you wonder why amerifats are obese. eating literal shit since childhood and being proud of it

[Anonymous No.13686150]

>>13680532
unironically loved the deep dish pizza lunchables

[Anonymous No.13686254]

I feel bad animals have to die for this shit

[Anonymous No.13686355]

>>13686002
>sometimes
agree, I like kraft mac and cheese every once in a while not everyday for breakfast

[Anonymous No.13686702]

LMAOing at all these poorfags that didn't have mega lunchables.

[Anonymous No.13686953]

>>13681143
>taste the fucking same
>less than half the cost
Don't see a problem here.

[Anonymous No.13688314]

>>13686014
Every 8 year old knew how sad Lunchables were.

[Anonymous No.13688456]

>>13681034
Your mother loved you

[Anonymous No.13688460]

>>13685723
What do you fucking think...?

[Anonymous No.13688567]

>>13688460
I dunno. Give me details so I can jerk off

[Anonymous No.13688993]

>>13686702
secret flavored gummies.

[Anonymous No.13689008]

damn. when did lunchables start making burger/hot dog ones? all i ever had was turkey/ham/nacho/pizza

[Anonymous No.13689033]

>>13680532
>>13686014
>>13686150
>>13686702
Even as a kid I knew lunchables were for faggots who still wet the bed, would get nosebleeds, and other sorts of gay shit. I would get thick, delicious salami sandwiches and some sort of sliced vegetable like bell pepper. I was a man by second grade. All lunchables were shit, the pizza ones in particular. Best case scenario was the nachos one, but they all barely had as much food as two slices of wonderbread.

[Anonymous No.13689110]

>>13680532
Do americans really eat this?

[Anonymous No.13689130]

>>13681042
.

[Anonymous No.13689949]

>>13689033
>eating bell peppers for lunch
Low income

[Anonymous No.13690037]

>>13683130
They don't teach about the six million in Catholic school? Doesn't any sort of Catholicism teach about Jews being God's chosen ones though?

[Anonymous No.13690050]

>>13690037
/pol/, just pls stay in your safe space
Protip: you are anathema to food and cooking.