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STEP BACK AWAY FROM THE KEYBOARD.

HOW MUCH HAVE YOU HAD TO DRINK TONIGHT /ck/ ANONS?

>> No.13678184

>>13678179
A-Am I being detained?

>> No.13678187

I drink two la croix

>> No.13678189

Sorry but I don't talk to pigs

>> No.13678194

>>13678187
Sorry, it’s du Cnoix, just read the can.

>> No.13678212

>>13678179
UNDER WHAT CRIME ARE YOU SUSPECTING TO ME HAVE COMMIT OR ABOUT TO COMMIT?
CALL YOUR SUPERVISOR

>> No.13678225

>>13678179
Just a single Bloody Mary. About 2/3’s Mary, though.

>> No.13678367

>>13678179
I haven't drank alcohol in 32 days.

>> No.13678374

>>13678179
None. We're out of bourbon and I don't like cognac or vodka.

>> No.13678536

>>13678179
4 cups of tea, officer. Am I under arrest?

>> No.13678541

>>13678194
fuck you

>> No.13678579
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13678579

Remember to always keep breath mints and a couple of towels in your car at all times lads.

>> No.13678583

>>13678179
Relax, man. It's only 11AM where I live so I'm on my second beer.