Don't Eat At Chipotle if you live in the Midwest

[Anonymous No.13667897]

Chipotle higher-up here. If you live in the Midwest, DON'T eat at Chipotle. One of our processing plants in Colorado has reported a few cases of coronavirus and the food that's being sent to our stores may be infected. My superiors insist there's no risk of the virus spreading to customers, but these people are money hungry monsters. Don't believe what Chiptole may tell you in the upcoming days. Stay safe and steer clear of every Chiptole in your area.

[Anonymous No.13667902]

>>13667897
Lmao imagine eating at chipotle ever

[Anonymous No.13667914]

>>13667897
Thank you based denver anon

[Anonymous No.13667920]

>>13667897
inchallah all americans die from corona

[Anonymous No.13667924]

>eating Chipotle will now kill you
Natural Selection at work

[Anonymous No.13667928]

>>13667897
Thanks for the tip, I can finally die while eating delicious food

[Anonymous No.13667946]

>>13667897
Based Moe's executive shitposter lmao.

[Anonymous No.13667955]

you just know taco bell is behind this

[Anonymous No.13667958]

>>13667946
op here, I have nothing to do with Moe's. Chipotle is really fucked up when it comes to diseases. That lettuce scare a few years ago was easily preventable, but Chipotle didn't want to tarnish their reputation. They're going to do the same thing with coronavirus, but the aftermath will be much, MUCH worse.

[Anonymous No.13667967]

>>13667897
coronavirus is not spread through food

[Anonymous No.13667969]

>>13667920
Oh please Ahmed. Unlike China not all of us have such weak constitutions we need surgical masks to survive the common cold and flu. I'm sure there's a lot more cases of the corona and we don't even know about it because we don't have shit immune systems.

[Anonymous No.13667971]

I hate chipotle so im not going to go anyways but theres been no cases of coronavirus in colorado, let alone at a chipotle plant

[Anonymous No.13667977]

>>13667967
It can linger on surfaces, though. That new salad mix is a hotbed.
>>13667971
just wait. according to a few people I know, it may have spread to Colorado from a case in Kansas.

[Anonymous No.13667992]

>>13667969
pretty sure i have it. been coughing and had terrible congestion all weekend, yesterday had like a episode of high heart rate, like 120+ til i calmed myself down
On a high note, went to a dollar general today and i was coughing everywhere and it was full of blacks

[Anonymous No.13667996]

>>13667992
>i was coughing everywhere and it was full of blacks
based, it's important to apply elements of biological warfe.

[Anonymous No.13668000]

>>13667897
>colorado
>midwest

[bruce No.13668032]

>>13667914
That's SLC not Denver.