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No eggs edition

>> No.13666667

>>13666651
just couldnt take that stupid watch off

>> No.13666684
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How do I upload webm's?

>> No.13666706
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>>13666684
I was quite clear on my position re: eggs anon. I'm disappointed at you.

>> No.13666707
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>> No.13666762
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Did somebody say egg?

>> No.13666782

>>13666684
he just said no eggs you jackass
>uh guys i was gonna troll but i'm a newfag, pls help?
this is actually hilarious

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>> No.13666841
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>> No.13666869

>>13666841
ingredients are good, but that looks like it could go for another 12 hours

>> No.13666892
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>>13666707
I updated those after what-their-nuts updated the video

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>>13666892

>> No.13666899
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>>13666896

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>>13666899

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>> No.13667080

>>13667062
excuse me what the fuck.

Also cranberry jam goes better with brie

>> No.13667096
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>>13667080
>excuse me what the fuck.

it's spoooooooky

>> No.13667116

>>13666841
I can't believe how depressed this made me.

>> No.13667133

>>13666869
If this is from the video I think it is (which it might not be, I don't exactly remember), the meat is a year old.

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>>13667133
>the meat is a year old.

Sounds about right

>> No.13667271

>>13667178
>Gai Jin bows for very honorably death.

>> No.13667303
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>> No.13667489

>>13667062
>eat all 5 fingers
now you're fucked

>> No.13667940

>>13666706
>>13666782
Technically, he didn't post an egg webm

>> No.13667984

>>13667303
whatthefuck.gif

>> No.13668010

>>13666651
I really hate gif recipes.

>> No.13668096

>>13668010
what about webm recipies

>> No.13668244

>>13666762
only jack could fuck up the process of breaking an egg, amazing

>> No.13668484
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>> No.13668619

>>13666932
Fuck you

>> No.13668626

>>13666651
this is fucking retarded
rice paper adds 0 texture or flavor
you can just make a fucking fruit salad or a veggie salad

>> No.13668629

>>13666841
>can
>can
>can
>can
>potatoes (?)
>can
>jar
>can
>can
>beer
yeah i bet this tastes great

>> No.13668637

>>13667062
>the average american hand

>> No.13668642

>>13666651
>Sticky rice paper
>Dirty fingers
Wa la!

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>>13668684

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>>13668685

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>>13668691

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>>13668700

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>>13668704

>> No.13668712

>>13668691
Fucking disgusting, that chick doesn't even know how to juice a lemon

>> No.13668716

>>13668484
Cute

>> No.13668825

>>13666785
Why

>> No.13668829
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>>13668825
Some people just aren't very bright

>> No.13668830

>>13667096
Dan Schneider's favorite meal

>> No.13668901

>>13668684
>>13668685
More than one generic hot bitch does this shit??

>> No.13669008
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>>13668619

>> No.13669029

>>13668901
The w*man made a whole music video about it. Seems to be completely scrubbed off the internet though. Anybody have a link to it?

>> No.13669036

>>13667303
Some people deserve to be shot.

>> No.13669037
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>> No.13669048

>>13666782
imagine falling for it
lol kys faggot

>> No.13669056

>>13667096
At least this dude knows how nails look

>> No.13669058

>>13667984
>>13669036
Do you not have shrimp toast in your homeland? It's a popular chinese takeout appetiser

>> No.13669059

>>13669029
Are you sure it wasn't just some stupid tiktok shit?

>> No.13669064

>>13666651
>rice paper
>not using it for cooked spring rolls
>using fruits in rice paper
>using rice paper for anything sweet at all
>ginger+peanut butter+maple syrup+soy sauce
what the fuck

>> No.13669076

>>13669059
I'm sure it was a real thing. You can find many news articles and videos talking about it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6WdI9JulEI

>> No.13669080

>>13669076
>I'm sure it was a real thing
Unfortunately tiktok is real.

>> No.13669085

>>13669080
>Unfortunately tiktok is real.
Ignored the link. Here's another you retarded American. Learn to read (and cook)
https://www.today.com/food/woman-who-dipped-chicken-coke-releases-music-video-after-being-t146364

>> No.13669087

>>13669058
Throwing away bread? Fuck that.

>> No.13669092
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13669092

>>13669085
>Here's another you retarded American

>> No.13669096
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>> No.13669099

>>13668700
i hate that i know where they stole these ideas from

>> No.13669108

>>13666785
Same issue as the cold oil. If he did that with the plate being hot, it would have cooked and the white would have been maintained.
Cooking cold is retarded. You need the element of fire.
Just like in alchemy.

>> No.13669113

>>13669085
Chill the fuck out. It was a joke.
Also I don't want to watch shit on YouTube. Go rot.

>> No.13669118

>>13669092
false

>> No.13669120
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>> No.13669122
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>> No.13669132

>>13669108
Are you suggesting that Jack isn't a talented wizard?

>> No.13669247
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>>13666684

>> No.13669285

>>13669087
It's white bread. The mistake was not throwing away all of it.

>> No.13669310

>>13669122

that.... actually looks delicious. fuck

>> No.13669312

>>13669122
Kinda want to try doing something with peaches now.
I don't cook with enough fruit really. I could easily roast some apples along with the potatoes and carrots for example.

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>>13669122

>> No.13669328

>>13669247
All the eggs

>> No.13669352

>>13669132
I would never. He is the best in his kind.

>> No.13669369

>>13669029
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-_C8Ycr7oA&feature=youtu.be
I got you bro

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>>13669247

>> No.13669375
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>>13669064
You limit yourself pretty often, eh? I remember being eleven.

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>>13666762
never mind separating the egg, who the fuck cracks them like that.
The sheer incompetence

>> No.13669438

>>13669247
How does he stand on them without breaking?

>> No.13669465

>>13666967
Wtf is that

>> No.13669470

>>13669465
omelette made by a stroke victim

>> No.13669508

>>13666651
Mmmm, sad-looking fruit artistically wrapped in a condom by a metrosexual, nom!

>> No.13669523

>>13667303
>tattoos
>eats soy

heh, some things are so predictable

>> No.13669562

>>13669247
>you don't have to tell me what happened, but you have to eat this

>> No.13669750

>>13669120
ho lee fuk, of all the jack videos this is the one that really got me. the plate was half salsa

>> No.13669780
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>>13666841
Never forget that the chili competition he entered this in was FUCKING RIGGED!

>> No.13669804

>>13668716
Just wait when he can't find Chickypoo and they tell him he was last nights dinner

>> No.13670021

>>13668700
Is that technically a sous-vide steak?

>> No.13670037

>>13669438
He wears very large shoes with very soft soles.

>> No.13670115

>>13669780
Nothing infuriates me more than the way he leans over the lamest food humanity has ever come up with to try to look like a chef.
I won't say once more that americans are a disgrace to the human race but americans are a disgrace to the humans race.

>> No.13670263

>>13667062
what's the point of using egg as binder to close it if it gets cut away?

>> No.13670292

>>13666782
You really have to go back

>> No.13670314

>>13669465
omelet made sous vide

>> No.13670412
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13670412

>>13669804
>35 years later

>> No.13670511
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>>13666762

>> No.13670517

>>13668684
>>13668685
Goddammit whites, what the fuck?

>> No.13670575

>>13669096
How many eggs must he serve before he is granted release?

>> No.13670590
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>> No.13670622

>>13670412

Why does Albert Speer look like he's leading this parade? I know he was chief architect, but he looks so commanding over Hitler.

>> No.13670629

>>13670590
Yeah, I'm thinking she's rolling in dough. Both literally and figuratively, of course.

>> No.13670642

>>13668684
Apparently she does this all the time to get on camera

>> No.13670711
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>>13669369
Based /ck/ bro

>> No.13670871

>>13670622
Hitler was an autistic little twink who made the german teens cream their knickers. He was the bieber of his day

>> No.13670939

>>13666651
>>13666706
>>13666762
>>13666841
>>13666932
>>13666967
>>13667303
>>13668691
>>13668700
>>13668704
>>13668829
>>13669008
>>13669120
>>13669122
>>13670590
Gross

>> No.13670954

>>13670939
>this post
>Jack webms are gross

Wow, what a hot take...

>> No.13670998
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>>13670954
Not all of them are gross.

>> No.13671271
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>> No.13671424

>>13669438
>>13670037
snow shoes

>> No.13671432

>>13669314
I have my doubts about how well this would work for the beef itself. That said, that gravy would be off the fucking chain.

>> No.13671462

>>13669465
diaper filled with garbage

>> No.13671470

>>13668637
rent free

>> No.13671475

>>13669804
assuming all kids are as retarded as you are

>> No.13671480

>>13670517
rent free

>> No.13671493

>>13669092
not even true though

>> No.13671496

>>13669780
i was literally at that competition lol. his chili tasted as great as you expect
t. grew up at the same church he went to

>> No.13671498

>>13669120
im out of the loop, who is this lard bag?

>> No.13671502

>>13669438
same way bed of nails works

>> No.13671508

>>13671496
>t. grew up at the same church he went to

You know the great man?

Tell us more sensei

>> No.13671528

>>13671496
I don't want to be one of the naysayers, but depending upon your claim, I might have a few questions considering how prominently is his church featured in his videos.

>> No.13671547

>>13671271
so its onions and potatoes?

>> No.13671563

>>13669120
@2strokes.com
Jesus christ

>> No.13671571

>>13669120
That ommlete was probably the closest he's ever come to making human-safe food, then he just shat all over it

>> No.13671662

>>13669120
the whole time I was watching this until his fat face showed up, I was thinking

>THAT'S GOTTA BE J A C K

>> No.13671986

>>13669122
How about you don't use 30000kcal worth of butter?

>> No.13672300

>>13669122
that channel terrifies me

>> No.13672553

>>13671496
Which one? The one in Tennessee is fairly recent

>> No.13672606

>>13670590
based

>> No.13672724

>>13669120
I'll give him credit for not dropping it all on the floor when folding the omelette out of the pan, probably the most dexterity he has ever shown

>> No.13673380

>>13666651
>carbs

>> No.13673579
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13673579

>>13666651
ALL OF
THE EGGS

>> No.13673609

>>13670622
he's considerably more handsome and that makes your peepee hard

>> No.13673617

>>13669122
The chicken seems like it would be good, but that rice would be ridiculously rich. It would be a glutenous blob of chicken fat and butter if it started to get cold.

>> No.13673623

>>13671547
Eh, that's the vegetable base of most curries. It's probably fine, if a little bland.

>> No.13673643

>>13669247
poor man will never get out of there

>> No.13673658

>>13669092
>when you're in such a constant state of cope that you have to make up false shit regarding A&W

Jesus Christ world get your shit together.

>> No.13673665

>>13670115
rent free

>> No.13673666

HOLY KEK GUYS
OP SPECIFICALLY SAID "NO EGGS" AND GET THIS
YOU WON'T BELIEVE IT
A BUNCH OF ANONYMOUS 4CHANNERS
PFFFFFAHAHAAAA
THEY POSTED
EGGS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHGHGHGHGAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHA CAN YOU SAY EPIC BASEDPILLED GAMER MOMENT!!!!!!!! XDXDXDXDXDXD

>> No.13673672

>>13671498
go back toreddit faggot

>> No.13673682

>>13668700
You know the cookies are done when the baby stops screaming

>> No.13673730

>>13670115
OBSESSED
imagine constantly shit talking a country while at the same time your whole life revolves around using things invented there

>> No.13673762

>>13671563
>>13669120
isnt it 3 strokes now?

>> No.13673884

>>13667062
reminds me of this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTgGXD_AHy0

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>>13673579

>> No.13673929
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>>13673643
He's not locked in there with them.

They're locked in there with him!

>> No.13673947

>>13673762
and an amputated diabetes foot

>> No.13674165
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>> No.13674211

>>13674165
King of the Eggfort vs Egg Juggler
Who wins?

>> No.13674291

>>13669470
"victim"

>> No.13674302 [DELETED] 

>>13666667
Hey buddy, if i pay a thousand bucks for some useless watch, i want everyone to notice. I'll wear it aroud my neck with a chain just to spite you.

>> No.13674303

>>13668484
Aww

>> No.13674306

>>13666706
Fuck i hate my generation. Useless pussies, all of them.
Wait...

>> No.13674311

>>13669099
Pray tell, faggot

>> No.13674314
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>>13669120
>2strokes.com

Prophetic

>> No.13674326

>>13669247
How does he get out without breaking all the eggs?

>> No.13674335

>>13674211
Dex vs Str

>> No.13674348
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>> No.13674349

>>13670998
>can't even handle flour without making a fucking mess
how does he manages to get dressed in the morning?

>> No.13674355

>>13674349
With help from his wife.

>> No.13675474
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>> No.13675475
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>> No.13675844

>>13675475
>that schnoz

>> No.13675867

>>13675475
i thought i was safe from the khazar milkers on this board

>> No.13675976

>>13669523
>falling for le soy meme
soy sauce ain't gonna give ya tiddies, nigger. your 72oz of coke will, though

>> No.13675984

>>13675867
we all did, but this is the one jew we must keep safe

>> No.13676012

>>13668704
I wonder why Indian food is known for having fecal matter in it...

>> No.13676065

>>13668704
>Indian humour

>> No.13676158

>>13670021
No, it actually has a crust

>> No.13676174

>>13675474
home made sushi always looks so messy and pathetic

>> No.13676175

>>13666706
this must have been quite surreal for that indian girl

>> No.13676264
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>> No.13676368

>>13669804
>he

>> No.13676399

>>13674165
5/5 enjoyed it would enjoy it during my meal

>> No.13676435

>>13674165
ok that's cool

he aight

>> No.13676442

>>13669247
F for all of China's food supply

>> No.13676447

>>13676335
HAHAHA SO WACKY XD UPVOTED

>> No.13676469

>>13666762
fucking Ja/ck/

>> No.13676518

>>13667178
>this kills the crab

>> No.13676543
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>>13676518

>> No.13676634

>>13667062
>we know

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>1569029665349.webm (2.86 MB, 1200x674)

>> No.13676799

>>13674348
kek

>> No.13676972

>>13669247
I heard the Caverns of Isengard music in my head as I watched this

>> No.13677010

>>13675474
Fucks up the cut, push forward fast and then down and back.
t. sushi fag

>> No.13677358

>>13675475
Ben shapiro's sister?

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>>13667303
this is the most autistic thing i've seen in a long time.

this nigga can't even cut the bread without struggling...

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>>13668684
she's cute as hell boys don't hate.

i mean pepsi tho? wierd as hell i agree.

she probly does anal

>> No.13677553

>>13670115
how you gon hate from outside tha club!

>> No.13677562

>>13676264
I don't understand the appeal of remolding store bought cookies into what looks like way worse cookies. Who the fuck would ever willingly eat a giant lump of oreo filling and condensed milk?

>> No.13677584

>>13668708
>this machine exists
>he specifically chose this face
We're doomed.

>> No.13677679

>>13669122
This isn't bad, it's like a confit.

>> No.13677702

>>13671547
Curried potatoes, served typically with chickpeas, braised chicken/beef, and a roti.

>> No.13677761

>>13668700
>dude check out these food hacks for if you ever want to cook a real meal while on vacation in a motel
I would really rather just go out to eat dinner instead of cook salmon in a coffee machine.

>> No.13677772

>>13666651
those are summer rolls, not spring rolls
an entirely different food product

>> No.13677775

>>13669087
Make croutons or bread crumbs with what you don't use. Or just don't cut them off in the first place, autismo.

>> No.13677776

>>13667303
The filename made me think it was a prawn sammich. The fuck did I just watch?

>> No.13677777

tryina git a get

>> No.13677811

>>13676543
F

>> No.13677851
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13677851

>>13675475

>> No.13677856

>>13677777
Good job then

>> No.13677861

>>13677777
holy mother of checked
>>13677775
>>13677776
>>13677777
>all within digits of each other
The probabilities of that.

>> No.13677916

>>13673666
Worked and seething

>> No.13677978

>>13666841

Does he know how much salt is in canned goods?

>> No.13677994

>>13667178
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMwSNDRP90o

>> No.13678071
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13678071

>>13675475

>> No.13678086

>>13666841
Isn't this the chili he entered into his church's chili competition? He lost pretty badly, apparently, and started complaining about how the shit was rigged. That brisket is also a year old, he says

>> No.13678119

>>13678086
No.

>> No.13678123

>>13671271
>salt, to taste
>pepper, to taste
yeah sure, let me just season to taste is essentially just a bunch of fucking sweated onions and garlic, that will for sure be useful for judging the seasoning to a dish that I will later add a fuckton of liquid to.

>> No.13678244

>>13670517
americans not whites

>> No.13678252

>>13673666
dilate

>> No.13678412

>>13676335
>they're all wrong
fucking stupid

>> No.13678661
File: 2.95 MB, 1080x606, drunk girl oksikset.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
13678661

>>13667303

>> No.13678749

>>13678661
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shrimp_toast

You seriously don't have this in your country?

>> No.13678760

>>13675474
that has to be the most pathetic sushi roll i have seen.

>> No.13678840
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13678840

>>13677777
checked, very nice

>> No.13678917
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13678917

>> No.13678925

>>13666651
my god this shit looks so fucking stupid.

>> No.13678930

>>13666841
This looks truly awful

>> No.13678937

>>13668700
What the fuck

>> No.13678942

>>13669314
>rest for two hours

I too like my steak cold and tough

>> No.13678947
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13678947

>>13673579
>YOU HAVE TO WATCH IIIIT

>> No.13678952

>>13667303
Not supposed to have that much prawn paste on it. Greedy Americans.

>> No.13678989

>>13669058
I assume you're another Australian?

>> No.13679004

>>13674211
I do not fear the man who cracks 1000 eggs, I fear the man that cracks just 1.

>> No.13679093

>>13678942
doesn't look tough

>> No.13679292

>>13678952
>A BLOO BLOO AMERICA
Obsessed. Can't wait until Daddy Trump nukes whatever shithole you call home.

>> No.13679307

>>13679292
The only one getting upset is you fatass. You must be super gay.

>> No.13679329

>>13678917
>faggotfood
Seriously Americans are such uncultured trash, if you actually ate the food in the video you people wouldn't be so obese.

>> No.13679558

>>13678917
Fellas, is it gay to eat your vegetables?

>> No.13679647

>>13679329
>DURR AMERICANS
Rent free

>> No.13679697

>>13679329
the full video shows that they actually injected/infused the food with semen and estrogen so i felt the filename was fitting.

>> No.13679701

>>13676543
This kills the crab

>> No.13679847

>>13679647
also foreskin free amiright ;)

>> No.13679924

>>13679847
hehe

>> No.13679934
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13679934

>>13666651
>no eggs

>> No.13680176
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13680176

>> No.13680765

>>13680176
wat

>> No.13680774

>>13679847
hehe oh you

>> No.13680779

>>13666651
I bet you're vegan

>> No.13680816
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13680816

>>13680779

>> No.13680844

>>13680765
salt bae is a very complex man

>> No.13680881

>>13666667
sorry had to flex on all yall niggas

>> No.13680899

>>13676972
>If the wall is breached, Helm's Deep will fall
>>Even if it is breached, it would take a number beyond reckoning — thousands — to storm the keep
>Tens of thousands.
>>But my lord there is no such force
https://youtu.be/TQq4LjSF2rc?t=39

>> No.13680905

>>13666651
>No eggs edition
>posts webm with a woman in it
>two ovaries fulla eggs

Faggot.

>> No.13680947

>>13673682
Underrated

>> No.13681063

>>13676065
It's not exactly humour when it's a perfect reflection of reality.

>> No.13681099

>>13671986
That's a meal for like 8ish people, though.

>> No.13681116

>>13680816
>liquid amiibos

>> No.13681165

>>13675475
Name, please.

>> No.13682030

>>13669247
I'm cum

>> No.13682122

>>13667303
shrimp toast is great. smell can clear out a room though

>> No.13682285

>>13680816
It was painful to watch her cut that mango. I felt embarrassed for her.

>> No.13682674

So since this is basically a ja/ck/ thread, I wanted to ask, does anyone at all even follow him anymore? From what I can tell after his third stroke he couldn't even do anything himself and now every single video he makes has likes hidden, comments turned off and barely gets a few thousand views. Even his social media accounts are private. I never liked the guy but it's a pretty sad conclusion to the trainwreck.

>> No.13682725

>>13681165
Abigail "Khazar Milk Truk" Shapiro

>> No.13683245
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13683245

>>13675844

>> No.13683279

>>13680816
party cheese salad?

>> No.13683295

>>13682674
god damn you, i just sifted through 100 pages of kiwi that i missed since last visiting, jack is still waiting for the third stroke.

>> No.13683429

>>13666841
lol, that friggin' file name!

>> No.13683777

>>13667303
this stuffs pretty big in australian chinese fast food pretty good desu

>> No.13683807

>>13677562
It's nice. Fuck off.

>> No.13683822

>>13668685
>>13668684
this is the same girl right

>> No.13683826

>>13679847
any reason why you're obsessed with american cocks

>> No.13684027

>Same webms every time
Wow what a great board

>> No.13684519

>>13669118
>>13671493
>>13673658
Dude's being a dickweed but he's not wrong about this one folks.

http://thresholdresistance.com/2015/04/16/mcdonalds-new-third-pounder-may-not-add-up/

>> No.13684532

>>13669120
For FUCK'S sake Jack, that omlette actually looked decent.

>> No.13684645

>>13678947
>I HAVE TO SHOW YOU IIIIT

>> No.13685045

>>13684519
There's absolutely no proof. There's just a study about an A&W product done by A&W.

>> No.13685088

>>13674165
ok,
so how do i fucking eat that? do i just get served the yolk? because the whites look like they are already burnt.

fucking dumb

>> No.13685107
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13685107

>>13684027
>complain about content
>don't post anything

Begone

>> No.13686283

>>13683245
But he has a jew nose...

>> No.13686337

>>13683826
same reason everyone is obsessed with gore things

>> No.13686347

>>13685107
what an insane amount of extra, unnecessary work for something that really doesnt taste that interesting. im sure so many of these asinine steps could be skipped or replaced with simpler methods.

>> No.13686384

>>13666782
>the joke

>you

>> No.13686496

>>13666684
You absoloute rapscallion, you won't get away with this.

>> No.13687098

>>13685107
God damn it i fucking hate the random zoom ins.
Also that looks absolutely disgusting

>> No.13687123
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13687123

>>13684027
CRAB

>> No.13687128
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13687128

>>13687123
C RAB

>> No.13687137
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13687137

>>13687128
CR AB

>> No.13687140
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13687140

>>13687137
CRA B

>> No.13687142
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13687142

>>13687140
CRAB
>CRAB

>> No.13687149
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13687149

>>13687142
CRA B
>C RAB

>> No.13687151

>>13687123
>>13687128
>>13687137
>>13687140
>>13687142
>>13687149
:(

>> No.13687153
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13687153

>>13687149
CR AB
>CR AB

>> No.13687155
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13687155

>>13687153
>>13687151
C RAB
>CRA B

>> No.13687159
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13687159

>>13687155
CRAB
>CRAB
BRAC

>> No.13687161
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13687161

>>13687159
CRA B
>C RAB
B RAC

>> No.13687163
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13687163

>>13669120
everything looked good until he had to pour all that salsa, why jack, why!?

>> No.13687165
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13687165

>>13687161
CR AB
>CR AB
BR AC

>> No.13687169
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13687169

>>13687165
CRA B
>C RAB
BRA C

>> No.13687175
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13687175

>>13687169
CRAB
>CRAB
CRAB
>CRAB

>> No.13687180
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13687180

>>13687175
crab.

>> No.13687182
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13687182

>>13687123
>>13687128
>>13687137
>>13687140
>>13687142
>>13687149
>>13687153
>>13687155
>>13687159
>>13687161
>>13687165
>>13687169
>>13687175
>>13687180

>> No.13687199

>>13671432
Last Thanksgiving I made roasted garlic rosemary butter and rubbed it under the turkey's skin before cooking, the gravy it made was incredible.

>> No.13687349

boil crab in pepsi max

>> No.13687383

>>13678942
it said turn off the oven and rest for 2 hours without opening the door. The oven would stay warm for quite awhile.

>> No.13687392

>>13669780
>tons of butter
>and oil
wtf?

>> No.13687453

>>13674348
underrated

>> No.13687566

>>13668700
Since when fish farm salmon is healthy?

>> No.13687571

>>13680816
Kosher salt, no thank you do not want my foreskin to dry and fall off.

>> No.13687644

>>13668700
>steak sear completely changes from when they open the foil to when they go to cut it
Why do they do this so often

>> No.13687707

>>13669037
HOW
U
T

>> No.13687881

>>13687707
He just egg sits.

>> No.13688736

>>13670115
Idk i dont think its an atempt to make him look like a pro, so much as to make it look far more labor intensive than it is. So when he slides that thing at his wifes son at the end it seems like more of a labor of love than just a sandwich the kid never asked for.

>> No.13688831

>>13669247
Mother of god.

>> No.13689516

>>13669092
That's not even true. Even poorly educated people are aware that a quarter is smaller than a half even if they only learned it from using quarters and half dollars. Maybe if we're talking about an all black area they'd both be too stupid to figure this out and have no experience handling money due to exclusively using welfare.

>> No.13689529

>>13666706
Americans will eat anything huh

>> No.13689538

>>13669064
Even if it's a confused westerner way of using it, I think it would make more sense using something like sweet sticky rice with mango (or other soft fruit). Large apple slices inside rice paper doesn't seem appealing.

>> No.13689548

>>13669562
Lol someone post it. I know one of you homos has it

>> No.13689553

>>13670021
It's literally flat ironed.

>> No.13689570

>>13670517
She's a sleepy eyed hispanic.

>> No.13689595

>>13671271
What's with recipes like this using raw button mushrooms? Maybe it's just me not liking raw, plain mushrooms. Do people really eat them that way?

>> No.13689802

Can anyone please post the webm with puff pastry being cut into different patterns and filled with simple fillings to make danishes and stuff?

>> No.13689806
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13689806

>> No.13689864

>>13680816
pecan tacos could be good if done correctly

>> No.13689924

>>13666651
I don't have anything against the idea itself but I wouldn't be proud of that result. These are underfilled, look sad and the sauces are unimaginative and their consistency would, in my mind, ruin the texture of the rolls.
>That amount of chilli flakes
Doesn't take a chef to know there's something fishy going on.

>> No.13689990

>>13669369
Who in their right mind would think it's okay to rip off "La danse des canards" for their shitty pop song ?!

>> No.13690041

>>13669122
FIVE FUCKING POUNDS OF BUTTER ?!

>> No.13690126

>>13676174
Yours maybe.

>> No.13690267

>>13687566
Depends on what they feed it.

>> No.13690291

>>13689806
Sorry for the delayed response, but thank you for posting it so quick

>> No.13690329

>>13687123
>>13687128
>>13687137
>>13687140
>>13687142
>>13687149
>>13687153
>>13687155
>>13687159
>>13687161
>>13687165
>>13687169
>>13687175
>>13687180
what fucking restaurant? I've got 500k and NEED to eat there.

>> No.13690454

>>13678917
dolmas, yes please

>> No.13690532

>>13671496
That's Jon Favreau in the movie Chef anon, I don't think you're telling the truth

>> No.13690751

>>13686337
yeah, pretty cool watching some American cocks tear apart your mom's pussy

>> No.13690754

>>13680816
is that a man?

>> No.13690761

>>13686283
he's a man, so he has value beyond his appearance

>> No.13691133

>>13678917
What the fuck is going on with the olive oil shooters?

I don't have Marie's Italian Tomato Sauce in gif form, so have a reupload https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lI2lWuoMV3I&list=PLnJ7j4__Ppk33pma2E8Ox5ODhDN2kZeac

>> No.13691145

>>13691133
That has to be some of the worst camerawork I have ever seen.

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