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No eggs edition
>>13666651just couldnt take that stupid watch off
How do I upload webm's?
>>13666684I was quite clear on my position re: eggs anon. I'm disappointed at you.
Did somebody say egg?
>>13666684he just said no eggs you jackass>uh guys i was gonna troll but i'm a newfag, pls help?this is actually hilarious
>>13666841ingredients are good, but that looks like it could go for another 12 hours
>>13666707I updated those after what-their-nuts updated the video
>>13667062excuse me what the fuck.Also cranberry jam goes better with brie
>>13667080>excuse me what the fuck.it's spoooooooky
>>13666841I can't believe how depressed this made me.
>>13666869If this is from the video I think it is (which it might not be, I don't exactly remember), the meat is a year old.
>>13667133>the meat is a year old.Sounds about right
>>13667178>Gai Jin bows for very honorably death.
>>13667062>eat all 5 fingersnow you're fucked
>>13666706>>13666782Technically, he didn't post an egg webm
>>13666651I really hate gif recipes.
>>13668010what about webm recipies
>>13666762only jack could fuck up the process of breaking an egg, amazing
>>13666651this is fucking retardedrice paper adds 0 texture or flavoryou can just make a fucking fruit salad or a veggie salad
>>13666841>can>can>can>can>potatoes (?)>can>jar>can>can>beeryeah i bet this tastes great
>>13667062>the average american hand
>>13666651>Sticky rice paper>Dirty fingersWa la!
>>13668691Fucking disgusting, that chick doesn't even know how to juice a lemon
>>13668825Some people just aren't very bright
>>13667096Dan Schneider's favorite meal
>>13668684>>13668685More than one generic hot bitch does this shit??
>>13668901The w*man made a whole music video about it. Seems to be completely scrubbed off the internet though. Anybody have a link to it?
>>13667303Some people deserve to be shot.
>>13666782imagine falling for itlol kys faggot
>>13667096At least this dude knows how nails look
>>13667984>>13669036Do you not have shrimp toast in your homeland? It's a popular chinese takeout appetiser
>>13669029Are you sure it wasn't just some stupid tiktok shit?
>>13666651>rice paper>not using it for cooked spring rolls>using fruits in rice paper>using rice paper for anything sweet at all>ginger+peanut butter+maple syrup+soy saucewhat the fuck
>>13669059I'm sure it was a real thing. You can find many news articles and videos talking about it.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6WdI9JulEI
>>13669076>I'm sure it was a real thingUnfortunately tiktok is real.
>>13669080>Unfortunately tiktok is real.Ignored the link. Here's another you retarded American. Learn to read (and cook) https://www.today.com/food/woman-who-dipped-chicken-coke-releases-music-video-after-being-t146364
>>13669058Throwing away bread? Fuck that.
>>13669085>Here's another you retarded American
>>13668700i hate that i know where they stole these ideas from
>>13666785Same issue as the cold oil. If he did that with the plate being hot, it would have cooked and the white would have been maintained.Cooking cold is retarded. You need the element of fire.Just like in alchemy.
>>13669085Chill the fuck out. It was a joke. Also I don't want to watch shit on YouTube. Go rot.
>>13669108Are you suggesting that Jack isn't a talented wizard?
>>13669087It's white bread. The mistake was not throwing away all of it.
>>13669122that.... actually looks delicious. fuck
>>13669122Kinda want to try doing something with peaches now. I don't cook with enough fruit really. I could easily roast some apples along with the potatoes and carrots for example.
>>13669247All the eggs
>>13669132I would never. He is the best in his kind.
>>13669029https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-_C8Ycr7oA&feature=youtu.beI got you bro
>>13669064You limit yourself pretty often, eh? I remember being eleven.
>>13666762never mind separating the egg, who the fuck cracks them like that.The sheer incompetence
>>13669247How does he stand on them without breaking?
>>13666967Wtf is that
>>13669465omelette made by a stroke victim
>>13666651Mmmm, sad-looking fruit artistically wrapped in a condom by a metrosexual, nom!
>>13667303>tattoos>eats soyheh, some things are so predictable
>>13669247>you don't have to tell me what happened, but you have to eat this
>>13669120ho lee fuk, of all the jack videos this is the one that really got me. the plate was half salsa
>>13666841Never forget that the chili competition he entered this in was FUCKING RIGGED!
>>13668716Just wait when he can't find Chickypoo and they tell him he was last nights dinner
>>13668700Is that technically a sous-vide steak?
>>13669438He wears very large shoes with very soft soles.
>>13669780Nothing infuriates me more than the way he leans over the lamest food humanity has ever come up with to try to look like a chef.I won't say once more that americans are a disgrace to the human race but americans are a disgrace to the humans race.
>>13667062what's the point of using egg as binder to close it if it gets cut away?
>>13666782You really have to go back
>>13669465omelet made sous vide
>>13669804>35 years later
>>13668684>>13668685Goddammit whites, what the fuck?
>>13669096How many eggs must he serve before he is granted release?
>>13670412Why does Albert Speer look like he's leading this parade? I know he was chief architect, but he looks so commanding over Hitler.
>>13670590Yeah, I'm thinking she's rolling in dough. Both literally and figuratively, of course.
>>13668684Apparently she does this all the time to get on camera
>>13669369Based /ck/ bro
>>13670622Hitler was an autistic little twink who made the german teens cream their knickers. He was the bieber of his day
>>13670939>this post>Jack webms are grossWow, what a hot take...
>>13670954Not all of them are gross.
>>13669314I have my doubts about how well this would work for the beef itself. That said, that gravy would be off the fucking chain.
>>13669465diaper filled with garbage
>>13669804assuming all kids are as retarded as you are
>>13669092not even true though
>>13669780i was literally at that competition lol. his chili tasted as great as you expectt. grew up at the same church he went to
>>13669120im out of the loop, who is this lard bag?
>>13669438same way bed of nails works
>>13671496>t. grew up at the same church he went toYou know the great man?Tell us more sensei
>>13671496I don't want to be one of the naysayers, but depending upon your claim, I might have a few questions considering how prominently is his church featured in his videos.
>>13671271so its onions and potatoes?
>>13669120That ommlete was probably the closest he's ever come to making human-safe food, then he just shat all over it
>>13669120the whole time I was watching this until his fat face showed up, I was thinking>THAT'S GOTTA BE J A C K
>>13669122How about you don't use 30000kcal worth of butter?
>>13669122that channel terrifies me
>>13671496Which one? The one in Tennessee is fairly recent
>>13669120I'll give him credit for not dropping it all on the floor when folding the omelette out of the pan, probably the most dexterity he has ever shown
>>13666651ALL OF THE EGGS
>>13670622he's considerably more handsome and that makes your peepee hard
>>13669122The chicken seems like it would be good, but that rice would be ridiculously rich. It would be a glutenous blob of chicken fat and butter if it started to get cold.
>>13671547Eh, that's the vegetable base of most curries. It's probably fine, if a little bland.
>>13669247poor man will never get out of there
>>13669092>when you're in such a constant state of cope that you have to make up false shit regarding A&WJesus Christ world get your shit together.
HOLY KEK GUYSOP SPECIFICALLY SAID "NO EGGS" AND GET THISYOU WON'T BELIEVE ITA BUNCH OF ANONYMOUS 4CHANNERSPFFFFFAHAHAAAATHEY POSTEDEGGSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHGHGHGHGAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHA CAN YOU SAY EPIC BASEDPILLED GAMER MOMENT!!!!!!!! XDXDXDXDXDXD
>>13671498go back toreddit faggot
>>13668700You know the cookies are done when the baby stops screaming
>>13670115OBSESSEDimagine constantly shit talking a country while at the same time your whole life revolves around using things invented there
>>13671563>>13669120isnt it 3 strokes now?
>>13667062reminds me of thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTgGXD_AHy0
>>13673643He's not locked in there with them.They're locked in there with him!
>>13673762and an amputated diabetes foot
>>13674165King of the Eggfort vs Egg JugglerWho wins?
>>13666667Hey buddy, if i pay a thousand bucks for some useless watch, i want everyone to notice. I'll wear it aroud my neck with a chain just to spite you.
>>13666706Fuck i hate my generation. Useless pussies, all of them. Wait...
>>13669099Pray tell, faggot
>>13669247How does he get out without breaking all the eggs?
>>13674211Dex vs Str
>>13670998>can't even handle flour without making a fucking messhow does he manages to get dressed in the morning?
>>13674349With help from his wife.
>>13675475i thought i was safe from the khazar milkers on this board
>>13669523>falling for le soy memesoy sauce ain't gonna give ya tiddies, nigger. your 72oz of coke will, though
>>13675867we all did, but this is the one jew we must keep safe
>>13668704I wonder why Indian food is known for having fecal matter in it...
>>13670021No, it actually has a crust
>>13675474home made sushi always looks so messy and pathetic
>>13666706this must have been quite surreal for that indian girl
>>136741655/5 enjoyed it would enjoy it during my meal
>>13674165ok that's coolhe aight
>>13669247F for all of China's food supply
>>13676335HAHAHA SO WACKY XD UPVOTED
>>13667178>this kills the crab
>1569029665349.webm (2.86 MB, 1200x674)
>>13669247I heard the Caverns of Isengard music in my head as I watched this
>>13675474Fucks up the cut, push forward fast and then down and back.t. sushi fag
>>13675475Ben shapiro's sister?
>>13667303this is the most autistic thing i've seen in a long time.this nigga can't even cut the bread without struggling...
>>13668684she's cute as hell boys don't hate.i mean pepsi tho? wierd as hell i agree.she probly does anal
>>13670115how you gon hate from outside tha club!
>>13676264I don't understand the appeal of remolding store bought cookies into what looks like way worse cookies. Who the fuck would ever willingly eat a giant lump of oreo filling and condensed milk?
>>13668708>this machine exists>he specifically chose this faceWe're doomed.
>>13669122This isn't bad, it's like a confit.
>>13671547Curried potatoes, served typically with chickpeas, braised chicken/beef, and a roti.
>>13668700>dude check out these food hacks for if you ever want to cook a real meal while on vacation in a motelI would really rather just go out to eat dinner instead of cook salmon in a coffee machine.
>>13666651those are summer rolls, not spring rollsan entirely different food product
>>13669087Make croutons or bread crumbs with what you don't use. Or just don't cut them off in the first place, autismo.
>>13667303The filename made me think it was a prawn sammich. The fuck did I just watch?
tryina git a get
>>13677777Good job then
>>13677777holy mother of checked>>13677775>>13677776>>13677777>all within digits of each otherThe probabilities of that.
>>13673666Worked and seething
>>13666841Does he know how much salt is in canned goods?
>>13666841Isn't this the chili he entered into his church's chili competition? He lost pretty badly, apparently, and started complaining about how the shit was rigged. That brisket is also a year old, he says
>>13671271>salt, to taste>pepper, to tasteyeah sure, let me just season to taste is essentially just a bunch of fucking sweated onions and garlic, that will for sure be useful for judging the seasoning to a dish that I will later add a fuckton of liquid to.
>>13670517americans not whites
>>13676335>they're all wrongfucking stupid
>>13678661https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shrimp_toastYou seriously don't have this in your country?
>>13675474that has to be the most pathetic sushi roll i have seen.
>>13677777checked, very nice
>>13666651my god this shit looks so fucking stupid.
>>13666841This looks truly awful
>>13668700What the fuck
>>13669314>rest for two hoursI too like my steak cold and tough
>>13673579>YOU HAVE TO WATCH IIIIT
>>13667303Not supposed to have that much prawn paste on it. Greedy Americans.
>>13669058I assume you're another Australian?
>>13674211I do not fear the man who cracks 1000 eggs, I fear the man that cracks just 1.
>>13678942doesn't look tough
>>13678952>A BLOO BLOO AMERICAObsessed. Can't wait until Daddy Trump nukes whatever shithole you call home.
>>13679292The only one getting upset is you fatass. You must be super gay.
>>13678917>faggotfoodSeriously Americans are such uncultured trash, if you actually ate the food in the video you people wouldn't be so obese.
>>13678917Fellas, is it gay to eat your vegetables?
>>13679329>DURR AMERICANSRent free
>>13679329the full video shows that they actually injected/infused the food with semen and estrogen so i felt the filename was fitting.
>>13676543This kills the crab
>>13679647also foreskin free amiright ;)
>>13679847hehe oh you
>>13666651I bet you're vegan
>>13680765salt bae is a very complex man
>>13666667sorry had to flex on all yall niggas
>>13676972>If the wall is breached, Helm's Deep will fall>>Even if it is breached, it would take a number beyond reckoning — thousands — to storm the keep>Tens of thousands.>>But my lord there is no such forcehttps://youtu.be/TQq4LjSF2rc?t=39
>>13666651>No eggs edition>posts webm with a woman in it>two ovaries fulla eggsFaggot.
>>13676065It's not exactly humour when it's a perfect reflection of reality.
>>13671986That's a meal for like 8ish people, though.
>>13667303shrimp toast is great. smell can clear out a room though
>>13680816It was painful to watch her cut that mango. I felt embarrassed for her.
So since this is basically a ja/ck/ thread, I wanted to ask, does anyone at all even follow him anymore? From what I can tell after his third stroke he couldn't even do anything himself and now every single video he makes has likes hidden, comments turned off and barely gets a few thousand views. Even his social media accounts are private. I never liked the guy but it's a pretty sad conclusion to the trainwreck.
>>13681165Abigail "Khazar Milk Truk" Shapiro
>>13680816party cheese salad?
>>13682674god damn you, i just sifted through 100 pages of kiwi that i missed since last visiting, jack is still waiting for the third stroke.
>>13666841lol, that friggin' file name!
>>13667303this stuffs pretty big in australian chinese fast food pretty good desu
>>13677562It's nice. Fuck off.
>>13668685>>13668684this is the same girl right
>>13679847any reason why you're obsessed with american cocks
>Same webms every timeWow what a great board
>>13669118>>13671493>>13673658Dude's being a dickweed but he's not wrong about this one folks.http://thresholdresistance.com/2015/04/16/mcdonalds-new-third-pounder-may-not-add-up/
>>13669120For FUCK'S sake Jack, that omlette actually looked decent.
>>13678947>I HAVE TO SHOW YOU IIIIT
>>13684519There's absolutely no proof. There's just a study about an A&W product done by A&W.
>>13674165ok, so how do i fucking eat that? do i just get served the yolk? because the whites look like they are already burnt. fucking dumb
>>13684027>complain about content>don't post anythingBegone
>>13683245But he has a jew nose...
>>13683826same reason everyone is obsessed with gore things
>>13685107what an insane amount of extra, unnecessary work for something that really doesnt taste that interesting. im sure so many of these asinine steps could be skipped or replaced with simpler methods.
>>13666684You absoloute rapscallion, you won't get away with this.
>>13685107God damn it i fucking hate the random zoom ins.Also that looks absolutely disgusting
>>13687142CRA B>C RAB
>>13687149CR AB>CR AB
>>13687153>>13687151C RAB>CRA B
>>13687159CRA B>C RABB RAC
>>13669120everything looked good until he had to pour all that salsa, why jack, why!?
>>13687161CR AB>CR ABBR AC
>>13687165CRA B>C RABBRA C
>>13671432Last Thanksgiving I made roasted garlic rosemary butter and rubbed it under the turkey's skin before cooking, the gravy it made was incredible.
boil crab in pepsi max
>>13678942it said turn off the oven and rest for 2 hours without opening the door. The oven would stay warm for quite awhile.
>>13669780>tons of butter>and oilwtf?
>>13668700Since when fish farm salmon is healthy?
>>13680816Kosher salt, no thank you do not want my foreskin to dry and fall off.
>>13668700>steak sear completely changes from when they open the foil to when they go to cut itWhy do they do this so often
>>13669037HOW U T
>>13687707He just egg sits.
>>13670115Idk i dont think its an atempt to make him look like a pro, so much as to make it look far more labor intensive than it is. So when he slides that thing at his wifes son at the end it seems like more of a labor of love than just a sandwich the kid never asked for.
>>13669247Mother of god.
>>13669092That's not even true. Even poorly educated people are aware that a quarter is smaller than a half even if they only learned it from using quarters and half dollars. Maybe if we're talking about an all black area they'd both be too stupid to figure this out and have no experience handling money due to exclusively using welfare.
>>13666706Americans will eat anything huh
>>13669064Even if it's a confused westerner way of using it, I think it would make more sense using something like sweet sticky rice with mango (or other soft fruit). Large apple slices inside rice paper doesn't seem appealing.
>>13669562Lol someone post it. I know one of you homos has it
>>13670021It's literally flat ironed.
>>13670517She's a sleepy eyed hispanic.
>>13671271What's with recipes like this using raw button mushrooms? Maybe it's just me not liking raw, plain mushrooms. Do people really eat them that way?
Can anyone please post the webm with puff pastry being cut into different patterns and filled with simple fillings to make danishes and stuff?
>>13680816pecan tacos could be good if done correctly
>>13666651I don't have anything against the idea itself but I wouldn't be proud of that result. These are underfilled, look sad and the sauces are unimaginative and their consistency would, in my mind, ruin the texture of the rolls. >That amount of chilli flakesDoesn't take a chef to know there's something fishy going on.
>>13669369Who in their right mind would think it's okay to rip off "La danse des canards" for their shitty pop song ?!
>>13669122FIVE FUCKING POUNDS OF BUTTER ?!
>>13687566Depends on what they feed it.
>>13689806Sorry for the delayed response, but thank you for posting it so quick
>>13687123>>13687128>>13687137>>13687140>>13687142>>13687149>>13687153>>13687155>>13687159>>13687161>>13687165>>13687169>>13687175>>13687180what fucking restaurant? I've got 500k and NEED to eat there.
>>13678917dolmas, yes please
>>13671496That's Jon Favreau in the movie Chef anon, I don't think you're telling the truth
>>13686337yeah, pretty cool watching some American cocks tear apart your mom's pussy
>>13680816is that a man?
>>13686283he's a man, so he has value beyond his appearance
>>13678917What the fuck is going on with the olive oil shooters?I don't have Marie's Italian Tomato Sauce in gif form, so have a reupload https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lI2lWuoMV3I&list=PLnJ7j4__Ppk33pma2E8Ox5ODhDN2kZeac
>>13691133That has to be some of the worst camerawork I have ever seen.