/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.13664636]

What are you making for breakfast today?

[Anonymous No.13664638]

bitch what are you pouring on top that lovely eggy

[Anonymous No.13664650]

>>13664638
It's cooking sauce, it makes the egg safe to eat

[Anonymous No.13664664]

>>13664636
Tuna and corn.

[Anonymous No.13664667]

>>13664636

I'm going to eat half a leftover medium dominoes pepperoni and double cheese pizza with ranch sauce, and 3 fried eggs, 2 sausages, 2 strips bacon, 2 pieces of melty cheese on toast, tin of baked beans in tomato sauce, and a cinnamon bun. I'm obese and tomorrow is going to be the first day of my diet (third attempt) so I'm just going all out today.

[Anonymous No.13664670]

>>13664667

Damn you're hungry fucker aren't you, how much do you weight fatty?

[Anonymous No.13664672]

>>13664670

I'm 438lbs, 5'10

[Anonymous No.13664728]

>>13664672

Jesus christ we got king of manlet mountain over here

[Anonymous No.13664735]

i don’t eat breakfast because i’m not a disgusting fatass

[Anonymous No.13664741]

any oat experts here?
just made some savory oats that were delicious, but the actual oat preparing process left quite a bit to be desired

the ideal would be nicely textured oats that aren't mushy and watery and they cook long enough for me to be able to poach an egg in the same saucepan

[Anonymous No.13664786]

>>13664728
Also our most truthful poster. Hats off to fatty and good luck with the forthcoming "diet."

[Anonymous No.13664805]

enjoy your corona, morans

[Anonymous No.13664808]

>>13664638
That's soy sauce. TKG is delicious.

[Anonymous No.13664813]

baking eggs in a dish with canadian bacon and putting parmesan cheese on top. then I'll toast an english muffin and put some of the yolky parts on it

[Anonymous No.13664968]

>>13664741
Get steel cut oats, set up a rice cooker on a timer so it's ready when you get up in the morning.

[Anonymous No.13665027]

Probably going to go on skip the dishes and get a god tier greasy spoon hangover breakfast delivered

[Anonymous No.13665080]

>>13664636
sweet toast
>toasted whole grain bred
>natural peanut butter
>honey
>crushed honey nut granola bar
>sugar free blackberry jam
if it was a cock I'd be gay

[Anonymous No.13665082]

>>13664667
>third attempt
please try my dungeon diet

[Anonymous No.13665085]

>>13664667
>tomorrow is going to be the first day of my diet so I'm just going all out today
and this is how i know you are 100% going to fail

[Anonymous No.13665109]

just with breakfast rolls instead of croissants.

[Anonymous No.13665123]

>>13664667
God bless

[Anonymous No.13665146]

>>13664636
Cottage cheese, an apple, and a cup of tea most likely.

[Anonymous No.13665148]

>>13664636
Is that egg raw?...
>>13664650
...oh, I didn’t know that existed. Cool.

>>13664667
Someone’s hungover...
>>13664672
...O H, damn that’s heavy, and short.

I had a black coffee for breakfast. Instant coffee, which isn’t good.

[Anonymous No.13665151]

>>13665027
I went ahead and did it
>western omelette wrapped in a crepe and topped with hollandaise
>fruit salad
>strawberry banana smoothie
Not pictured
>ibuprofen and zopiclone to take the edge off the withdrawl

[Anonymous No.13665156]

>>13665151
And after all that I forgot to attach the pic

[Anonymous No.13665174]

Making? Nothing. Pouring into a bowl with some cut up bananas and having with milk? Total.
Total is the best cereal.

[Anonymous No.13665227]

[Anonymous No.13665232]

>>13664636
Re-heated fried chicken, babes

[Anonymous No.13665238]

Hair of the Worgen
2 cups beef broth, black tea, 1 egg whisked and slowly combined, a few dashes Tabasco, a bit of extra salt and a large pinch of ground ginger

[Anonymous No.13665372]

>>13665148
No, it's raw. The guy was bullshitting with the "cooking sauce". Look up tamago kake gohan

[Anonymous No.13665438]

I had two burger patties in between two slices of seed bread, no picture tho

[Anonymous No.13665444]

>>13664636
>eating breakfast
>not doing IF

fat fucks

[Anonymous No.13665667]

>>13664638
unami

[Anonymous No.13665669]

Can of cold ravioli

[Anonymous No.13665672]

*noms silently*

[Anonymous No.13665688]

3 eggs over easy. Hot sauce. Coffee.

[Anonymous No.13665714]

>>13664636
Black coffee
Bran muffin
Pack of smokes

[Anonymous No.13665782]

Made last night but mixed a big spoonful of peanut butter into 6 or 7 tablespoons of yoghurt and ~100g of oats, added some hemp hearts some fake maple syrup this morning.
Will be making the same tonight

[Anonymous No.13666347]

>>13665151
>using sleeping pills to deal with a hangover
peak alcoholism

[Anonymous No.13666374]

>black coffee
>french omelette
>bacon
>greek yogurt
Same as every other morning

[Anonymous No.13666390]

>>13664672
>tfw same height and almost exactly weigh 1/4th of that
jesus christ

[Anonymous No.13666433]

Breakfast for champions:

1. Pizza

2. Reggae music

3. Candy

4. Diet pills

5. Coffee

6. Showing kids how to be cool

7. Picture of you with fresh cookies

8. Ad for your latest book

9. Ad for the latest personal trainer

10. Ad for the latest yoga class

11. Ad for your webcams

12. Ad for Body Obsession

13. Ad for the latest birth control pills

14. Ad for a pet

15. Ad for your new collection

16. Ad for a winter coat

17. Ad for a dog

18. Ad for your business

[Anonymous No.13666445]

Make a proper fry up this morning.
R8 my full English lads,
Bacon, sausage, black pudding, haggis, beans, fried egg, mushroom, grilled tomato, toast.

[Anonymous No.13666514]

>>13665438
NANI?! WHAT THE FUCK IS A SEED BREAD, ANON

[Anonymous No.13666525]

6 whole grain slices of bread with turkey ham, black forest ham, mire, swiss cheese with ketchup and veggies like pickles or paprica for toppings

[Anonymous No.13666529]

>>13664636
Salt