/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.13656827]

so which one are you /ck/?

[Anonymous No.13656830]

I'm the type who isn't wasting his money on crap like fast food.

[Anonymous No.13656856]

>>13656827
Am I still a psychopath if I look like that because I'm listening to an audiobook?

[Anonymous No.13656859]

I'm the type who go to the children corner and look at little boys and girls playing while their parents waiting for the food

[Anonymous No.13656861]

>>13656859
That used to be a normal wholesome thing to do that wouldn't make people assume you were a rapist.
Now you can't even tell someone their kid is cute.

[Anonymous No.13656862]

i pull out my secret "Waiting doritos" I have in my hoodie pocket and snack on those until my food is ready

[Anonymous No.13656864]

>>13656856
unless it's illegally obscene erotica run through a text to speech generator, yes

[Anonymous No.13656872]

>>13656861
I'm short, small and looks harmless so people just assume I'm one of the kids brother

[Anonymous No.13656875]

>>13656864
it's wh40k novels currently. Working my way through all the Horus Heresy books. There are like 55 of them.

[Anonymous No.13656881]

>>13656875
have you ever seen a vagina?

[Anonymous No.13656888]

>>13656881
Joke's on you; I'm an RN so I actually see and touch vaginas all the time.
Not outside work, though.

[Anonymous No.13656910]

loll who doesnt just look at their phone

[Anonymous No.13656914]

>>13656862
This anon got it figured out

[Anonymous No.13656936]

>>13656827
So just standing there and not really doing anything visually active makes you a psychopath?

[Anonymous No.13656945]

>>13656910
People who aren't NPCs. Sorry to be the one to tell you.

[Anonymous No.13656951]

>>13656910
I don't have a mobile phone

[Anonymous No.13656954]

I stare at the workers

[Anonymous No.13656956]

>>13656951
I feel like Ted probably didn't eat a lot of McDonald's either, though.

[Anonymous No.13656960]

I tend to wander about while keeping half an eye on the counter
>>13656936
No, whoever drew the comic is retarded

[Anonymous No.13656964]

Alternating between 1 and 3 depending how anxious I'm feeling. Either I can awkwardly hide away on my phone and hope people get the obvious "don't talk to me please" signs or just stare around at menus and stuff hoping they don't take more than a few minutes.

[Anonymous No.13656966]

>>13656875
There is a lot of shit in those 55 books

[Anonymous No.13656973]

>>13656966
Yeah, I'm 17 or 18 books in and there's definitely some variance in quality. I spend a lot of time walking that works great for audiobooking, though, so it's not like I'm losing anything by going through all these

[Anonymous No.13656995]

>>13656960
>hating based Ronnie
Reddit is that way

[Anonymous No.13657133]

find a wall to lean against and look around
I dont like trying to look busy on my phone, as it feels like its obvious to everyone else what Im doing, plus I normally dont have anything to do on my phone anyway, besides change the music Im listening to

[Anonymous No.13657143]

>>13656881
You got fucking told, son: >>13656888

[Anonymous No.13657147]

>>13656827
>Millennials think the ability to sit still and wait patiently without fidgeting or phone wanking makes you a psychopath
Maybe you just have ADHD and can't sit still for two minutes

[Anonymous No.13657153]

>>13656827
I do some people watching.

[Anonymous No.13657171]

I'm the guy that moves out of the way and wait until I'm ringed in. Guess I'm a psycho.

[Anonymous No.13657176]

>>13657133
Just whip out your phone and continue chomping through that ebook. All the little breaks all over your day add up to a good amount of literary fun.

[Anonymous No.13657261]

>>13656862
tfw the concealed carry waiting doritos is empty and you have to go for the ankle holdout Aldi brand

[Anonymous No.13657286]

I'm literally 3 90% of the time, but in my defense I usually have headphones playing music
I can't really entertain myself with my phone very well. I may be autistic but I find I can keep myself occupied with my own thoughts for a good while. Hell even without music I may just stand/sit there. I dont even mind that it makes me look like a fucking psycho, at least no one will approach me then.

[Anonymous No.13657288]

>>13656827
I'm on my phone and from time to time watching to other people.

[Anonymous No.13657291]

>>13657286
> I find I can keep myself occupied with my own thoughts for a good while.

that is not autism, that is the opposite of autism.

[Anonymous No.13657337]

>>13656827
the one thats not overweight

[Anonymous No.13657360]

>>13656827
LOL

[Anonymous No.13657374]

>>13656827
3 but I’m not a psychopath I just get satisfaction making mental lists of entrances, exits, and areas of hard cover.

[Anonymous No.13657381]

>>13656827
>There are genuinely people who can't just stand still in one place for 5 minutes
Just fucking think about something with your brain.

[Anonymous No.13657390]

>>13657381
ok, schizo

[Anonymous No.13657391]

>>13657374
Ah, so you're an autist.

[Anonymous No.13657393]

What kind of fast food do you have to wait on? Sorry, I'm not too familiar with fast food chains since I don't live in the US. The two or three we have here just have everything ready when you order.

[Anonymous No.13657396]

>>13657374
I'm gay btw

[Anonymous No.13657417]

>>13656827
3 is literally normal; 1 is for ADHD babies and autists who think using a phone is “normal”, 2 is just plain retarded, and 3 is literally the normal human response to having to wait for something.

[Anonymous No.13657423]

>>13657393
I have to wait between 10-15 minutes if I get White Castle drive thru. I order it on the app, now.

[Anonymous No.13657427]

>>13657417
>ADHD babies and autists who think using a phone is “normal”
Have you been outside in the last decade?

[Anonymous No.13657431]

>>13656936
>>13656960
That's the joke.

[Anonymous No.13657434]

I’m 3. And I give dirty looks to the fucking boomer 2s.

[Anonymous No.13657439]

>>13656827
I usually try to chat with the workers or, if they're too busy, the other patrons
>got any plans for the weekend?
>you look just like someone I know. Are you related to ______?
>yeah all my friends are really going to enjoy this food I'm bringing over. It's definitely not all for me haha
>boy this Trump guy is really something isn't he?!

[Anonymous No.13657489]

>>13657439
That's a real psychopath right here

[Anonymous No.13657491]

>>13656973
Do you know that you are? Recreational walking without added mental stimulus invigorates the imagination. You're probably missing out on your best ideas.

[Anonymous No.13657500]

>>13657439
Jesus, this is the reason I use the drive-thru.

[Anonymous No.13657528]

>>13656827
I'm the one filming the group of black kids in case they punch an old lady or something.

[Anonymous No.13657933]

>>13656872
L O N D O N
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N
D
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[Anonymous No.13657956]

>>13657489
>>13657500
Fucking zoomers can't even grasp the concept of small talk. Unbelievable

[Anonymous No.13658013]

>>13657439
Twisted autist

[Anonymous No.13658020]

>>13657439
YOU! you're THAT GUY. Stop doing that. Nobody wants to talk to you. only crazy retarded down syndrome people do that.

I bet you stand there smiling for no fucking reason.

[Anonymous No.13658027]

>>13656875
Read them properly, you pleb. It's not hard.

[Anonymous No.13658056]

>>13657956
Small talk is a defense mechanism for people who are paranoid that other people are dangerous. The start inane conversations to gauge the mood of the OTHER and see if they are going to kill and eat them or take their woman.

[Anonymous No.13658073]

>>13657956
Some guy tried to start small talk with me at Rite Aid the other day so I just walked out. You should've seen the look on his ugly face. It was funny.

[Anonymous No.13658083]

>>13658056
I'm not paranoid or a psycho. Why can't small just be small talk? It pisses me off that people aren't able to have simple interactions to pass the time anymore. Everyone either has air pods in or are glued to their phone. I make it a point to get people out of their safe zone and act normal
>hey did you see the game last night?
>remember when our teachers used to say "you're not always going to have a calculator in your pocket...". Well look who's laughing now, am I right?
>you know I used to work in this building when it was a hardware store? Back then we only may $6.50/hr and now these clowns want minimum wage to be $15!

How hard is that?

[Anonymous No.13658096]

>>13658083
I'm reading, faggot. Go talk to someone who cares.

[Anonymous No.13658099]

>>13658083
Maybe people have just obtained better methods of entertaining themselves and communicating with people they actually know and like from long distances (texting) to not have to put up with smalltalking every joe schmo that gets a jonesing for a little social interaction. I'm not some fucking beta's therapy tool or fidget cube, cunt

[Anonymous No.13658256]

>>13658083
Small talk is just as monotonous as anything on Facebook, you piece of shit. It is always the same shitty bullshit the same boring things being repeated every single fucking time you need to fucking die stop annoying people with your repetitive behaviors fuck you fuck you fuck you.

[Anonymous No.13658293]

>>13658256
Thx for your small talk contribution. It was as enlightening as talking about the weather.

[Anonymous No.13658308]

Psycho

I try to see how still and dead eyed I can be

[Anonymous No.13658310]

I scan the employee area for the cutest girl and spend the time trying to make eye contact with her.

[Anonymous No.13658323]

>>13658027
I don't want to waste actual reading time on fucking Warhammer books, you fucking pseud.

[Anonymous No.13658325]

>>13656827

Or #4 - I’m sitting in car in the drive thru waiting for my fast food.

[Anonymous No.13658332]

>>13658323
LOL do you really read more slowly than an audiobook?

[Anonymous No.13658435]

>>13658083
>hey did you see the game last night?
neck yourself.

[Anonymous No.13658478]

>>13658308
This
Sometimes I'll stare straight ahead in the direction of the cashier, moving as little as possible to see if I can get a reaction

[Anonymous No.13658779]

>>13658083
phone or not I still don't want some random scrub talking to me.

[Anonymous No.13658803]

>>13658083
>act normal
small talk is not normal, small talk is forced and I have always hated it. I am 53 years old.

[Anonymous No.13658816]

>>13656910
>loll

[Anonymous No.13658855]

>>13658083
psycho's don't know that they are psychos

[Anonymous No.13658960]

>>13656827
this is gay and whomever made this is gay

[Anonymous No.13659013]

>>13658435
>he doesn't want to talk about the latest basketball or football game at any opportunity
Why?

[Anonymous No.13659036]

>>13656859
Based

[Anonymous No.13659044]

>>13659013
>couldn't tell you who played in the superbowl
>some basketball-american just died, forget his name
>kek, the news lady said LA niggers
Some people don't give a shit about sportsball, retard.

[Anonymous No.13659056]

>>13658096
>>13658099
>>13658256
>>13658435
>>13658779
>>13658803
>>13658855
guaranteed vrigins

[Anonymous No.13659058]

>>13659044
You don't watch the super bowl, and you don't know who Kobe is? Are you American?

[Anonymous No.13659085]

>>13659058
Nope, heard of him couldn't pick him out of a line up, yes.

[Anonymous No.13659402]

>>13659056
>guaranteed vrigins
don't know what a "vrigins" is but I am not one, been married 25 years.

>>13659058
I haven't watched a superbowl since 1985ish and only because I was bored and there was food.

also who cares about kobe.

[Anonymous No.13659521]

>>13658083
My therapist unironically wants me to do this to help my OCPD and I just can't believe her that most people are okay with this, I'm pretty sure most people think exactly like the other replies so it's not helping me get over the uncertainty

[Anonymous No.13659609]

>>13657261
underrated post

[Anonymous No.13659640]

>>13659044
>sportsball
I don't care if people like sports or not, but saying "sportsball" instantly makes everyone think you're a loser. It reeks of that kid who skipped prom because they were too """"cool and knew it was a waste of time"""" for it.

[Anonymous No.13659676]

>>13656830

A schizo?

[Anonymous No.13659685]

>>13659640
>I don't care if people like sports or not, but saying "sportsball" instantly makes everyone think you're a loser. It reeks of that kid who skipped prom because they were too """"cool and knew it was a waste of time"""" for it.
ok boomer

[Anonymous No.13659689]

>>13656936
you don't have to explain the joke yo

[Anonymous No.13659707]

>>13659640
>loser kid who skipped prom because they were too """"cool and knew it was a waste of time""""
kek, this is me

[Anonymous No.13659760]

If I'm actually inside the restaurant for some reason I just chat with my gf.

[Anonymous No.13659765]

>>13659640
THIS
there is nothing more pathetic than people who try too hard to look cool. Most people grow out of that by the end of highschool

[Anonymous No.13659842]

>>13656888
>don't worry ma'am I'm a nurse
I'll take pickup lines that won't work for $100

[Anonymous No.13659851]

>>13658960
Don't you ever talk shit about Ronnie ever again or I'll fuck your mother.

[Anonymous No.13659859]

I whip out my 3DS.

[Anonymous No.13659884]

>>13659859
based Quentinposter

[Anonymous No.13659982]

>>13659859
>>13659884
Lmao I hadn't seen one of these for a long time. Based

[Anonymous No.13659998]

>>13656827
#4 the autist who stares into the abyss and patiently waits for his order

[Anonymous No.13660005]

>>13659521
Your therapist is out of touch

[Anonymous No.13660034]

>>13659521
Don't do it. I'm pretty sure I had a guy whose therapist told him to do this come up to me at Petsmart the other day. He stuttered asking me about the dog food I was holding and if I owned a dog. It was really sad and uncomfortable, was a relief when I checked out. It was like he was practicing on me LOL

[Anonymous No.13660040]

>>13660034
Maybe he thought you were cute but couldn't work up the courage to seal the deal.

[Anonymous No.13660310]

>>13658310
I check out all the booty I can and try not to be noticed, but I don’t try too hard.

[Anonymous No.13660335]

>>13659998
thats #3 you fucking special cocksucker faggot bitch

[Anonymous No.13660510]

>>13656910
I bring along a pocket novel for lines like these.

[Anonymous No.13660518]

>>13656936
If you're single, short, and/or balding, then yes.

[Anonymous No.13661002]

>>13659640
>>13659707
>>>13659765
>going to high school
kek

[Anonymous No.13661009]

>>13660335
No. I don't identify as a psychopath, cunt.

[Anonymous No.13661012]

>>13660518
>If you're single, short, and/or balding, then yes.

I'm single, short, and bald. The key to life, I suppose it has to be stated on 4chan, is to act normal.

[Anonymous No.13661030]

>>13656830
LOL! Such an ebin response! Purely ebin xD

[Anonymous No.13661038]

>>13656827
>not going to fill your drink cup and grabbing some napkins while you wait

[Anonymous No.13661044]

>>13661038
>Ordering the biggest scam known to man as fastfood drinks
>Not just getting it from the gas station

[Anonymous No.13661048]

I'm number 3, but I'm watching the entrances and exits and who is coming and going

[Anonymous No.13661050]

>>13661038
You do this for 5-10 minutes?
Jesus Christ. If I saw you there I’d think you were a robber or something, scoping the place out for the other guy.

[Anonymous No.13661052]

>>13661044
It's part of the combo meal bro. You want me to get a bottle of coke from the gas station that's been touched and put back in the freezer by niggers and chinks with sars?

[Anonymous No.13661055]

I haven't been to a fast food joint for at least 5 years.

[Anonymous No.13661056]

>>13661050
the only other option is to stand in the same place after ordering? And 10 minutes?

[Anonymous No.13661062]

>>13661052
>bottles
Nah their fountain drinks, it's cheaper and the generally have better machines that use more syrup

[Anonymous No.13661065]

>>13661044
I got place i gotta be. I can't hang aroumd gas stations and mcdonalds all day

[Anonymous No.13661073]

>>13661056
How long does it take you to grab fucking napkins?
>10 minutes?
If it’s during rush and at a place like 5guys

[Anonymous No.13661082]

>>13661073
>meme restaurant
There's your problem

[Anonymous No.13661114]

>>13661082
Sometimes I’m in the mood from a taco at Baja Fresh, and sometimes in the mood for one at Taco Bell.
The best fast food is fresh fast food

[Anonymous No.13661126]

>>13661114
Sometimes i prefer diarrhea and sometimes i prefer shitting a solid brick

[Anonymous No.13661141]

>>13661126
If your constipated, diarrhea is a gift from god.
>no effort
>clean wipe
>empty feeling
>hunger returns
>feel relaxed

[Anonymous No.13661149]

>>13661126
I’ve never understood the memes about fast food and diarrhea/constipation.
Ive never gotten sick from Taco Bell, not even during that horse meat scandal in the early 2000s

[Anonymous No.13661324]

>>13657439
How have you not been put in jail yet?

[Anonymous No.13661334]

Not gonna read this thread but wanna let you all know that what I do is stand tall with my arms crossed while fixating my eyes on a random object until they glaze over and I nearly pass out from inactivity

[Anonymous No.13661340]

>>13661334
You aren't funny.

[Anonymous No.13661347]

>>13656864
underrated

[Anonymous No.13661415]

>>13656910
why would I?
I'm in public

[Anonymous No.13661448]

>>13659640
>saying "sportsball" instantly makes everyone think you're a loser
except when it doesn't, because the rest of us have a life and don't need religion.

[Anonymous No.13661660]

>>13656936
https://youtu.be/t61VUYK0DWU?t=67
Yes.

[Anonymous No.13661940]

>>13656936
Unironically yes. Its [current year]. If you dont have a smartphone what are you even doing? At least carry a book or something. Just standing in place staring into space makes you look insane given the options available to you.

[Anonymous No.13661971]

>>13656827
I am a psychopath. I just stand there and think while i wait.

[Anonymous No.13662052]

>>13661415
Maybe somebody liked your last Twitter posts.

[Anonymous No.13662353]

I carry a deck of cards to shuffle and cut during these kinds of in-between times. Great conversation starter

[Anonymous No.13662358]

>>13661971
>2020
>thinking
We've got the internet to do that for us now, retard.

[Anonymous No.13662366]

>>13661971
Do you ever wonder what its like for people who cant just stand there doing nothing but thinking.

[Anonymous No.13662434]

>>13656951
based

[Anonymous No.13662446]

>>13656862
I've been known to deploy a tactical comedy banana

you keep the banana hidden and reveal it only at an entirely inappropriate time to eat a banana and especially when there's no reason for you to even have one

[Anonymous No.13662457]

>>13661448
And a fedora tip to you my fine sir

[Anonymous No.13662466]

>>13662446
haha I did this when my mom told me my dad had a heart attack and died, it was really depressing until i pulled out the banana.

[Anonymous No.13662527]

>>13656881
Yes I've came in my wife's vagina and throat many times,how could you tell?

[Anonymous No.13662558]

I literally just shitpost on here and /tg/ most of the time loll

[Anonymous No.13662565]

>>13662558
Nice. What has been some of your best work?

[Anonymous No.13662584]

>not just taking a 5 minute walk around the neighborhood
I mean I know it's not very American to walk but come on

[Anonymous No.13662593]

>actually going inside and not using the drive thru
What do you take me for

[Anonymous No.13662599]

>fast food

[Anonymous No.13662645]

>>13662366
Am I the only person who can daydream and look at their phone at the same time?

[Anonymous No.13662650]

>>13662353
>Great conversation starter
you and >>13657439
this guy should die in a fire.

[Anonymous No.13662652]

>>13662645
You sound more like the only person who can't daydream at all so don't understand what it entails.

[Anonymous No.13662666]

>>13658332
Are you stupid?
The point of audiobooks is that you can listen to them while you do something else.
You can't read while doing yardwork or cooking or hiking, dumdum.

>>13658435
The thing about Arsenal is they always try and walk it in

[Anonymous No.13662669]

>>13658083
why would i want to talk to you
i will literally never see you again

[Anonymous No.13662678]

>>13662584
>gets shot

[Anonymous No.13662716]

>>13662446
unironically i do this and it always gets a laugh and a conversation going

[Anonymous No.13662723]

>>13657439
kys

[Anonymous No.13662749]

>>13662446
I used to do this with taquitos in middle school
I’d keep them wrapped in paper towels in my pockets and sleeves, and slowly ate them throughout the day
Most of them were during first period though as that was also my breakfast

[Anonymous No.13662773]

>>13662749
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzBgS_hfssY

[Anonymous No.13662812]

>>13662652
Can you not read or something? I just said I can. You think I don't know what it entails because I look at my phone? That's fucking idiotic. I'm sorry to hear that you think some of us can't do more than one thing with their brain at the same time but I have several thoughts going at once and just because I'm looking at my phone doesn't mean I'm not also thinking of the perfect girl that I want to marry some day. I day dream about going on vacation, about being famous, etc.
All while I look at my phone.
You sound fucking simple minded.

[Anonymous No.13662841]

I like to look out a window and watch the traffic and people walking past.

[Anonymous No.13662858]

>>13662812
You think you're daydreaming when you're just thinking about things, because you have no experience of real daydreaming.

[Anonymous No.13662863]

>>13657956
No, small talk will be abolished in the zoomer revolution.

[Anonymous No.13662870]

>>13662858
What is "real" day dreaming then?
I'm talking about full on scenarios that aren't real. Like little movies in my mind. Pretty sure that's fucking day dreaming.

[Anonymous No.13662873]

>>13662446
the best piece of advice i've ever read on this shithole

[Anonymous No.13662882]

>>13657439
based boomer triggering the libtards

[Anonymous No.13662891]

>>13662858
of all the things to gatekeep...

[Anonymous No.13662898]

>>13662891
notice how they have yet to come up with what "real" day dreaming is.
Good fucking lord. They probably think they have the most amazing imagination but they just self insert themselves into whatever cape shit movie is out lately.

[Anonymous No.13662921]

>>13656827
Why does being utterly disinterested with any of the rabble around me, and with any vapid connection through my phone make me a psychopath?

What if I strike up conversations with people around me? That's not one of the first two options either.

[Anonymous No.13662928]

>>13662921
don't worry anon. It's just faggots trying really hard to be contrarian to "normies".

[Anonymous No.13663049]

>>13662446
>>13662873
>>13662749
>>13662716
>>13662466
why the fuck do i still come here

[Anonymous No.13663150]

>>13663049
Me too. I mean, I'm just bored inbetween my make up session but still. This thread is a fucking train wreck of very poorly thought out trolling.

[Anonymous No.13663567]

>>13663150
>he thinks we’re trolling about the bananas and my taquitos
Whatever fag, I ate the el Monterey breakfast taquitos almost every day because I was late to school

[Anonymous No.13663589]

>>13656827
>psychopaths
I dont get it. I just sit at an empty table and passively look at the receipt and the people picking up their food and walking in/out of the door.

[Anonymous No.13663901]

>>13656827
I am number three and only got a sociopath diagnosis iirc correctly

[Anonymous No.13664224]

>>13656827
I just stand there. I don't think about anything, I'm simply waiting for my food. Maybe you wouldn't understand - it's not that I don't have any other options available to me. I just don't want to do anything because I'm already waiting for something to happen. I'm not going to check out my phone or talk to my friends or anything, I'm waiting for my order to finish.

[Anonymous No.13664239]

>>13662863
>>13662898
I went outside to do some stuff. Now I'm back. Real daydreaming involves zoning out of all external stimulus, including reading stuff on your phone. You're not daydreaming if you're reading things on your phone while thinking about other things. It should have been pretty obvious, really.

[Anonymous No.13664240]

>>13656827
im a psycopath

[Anonymous No.13664246]

>>13662870
>>13662898
I went outside to do some stuff. Now I'm back. Real daydreaming involves zoning out of all external stimulus, including reading stuff on your phone. You're not daydreaming if you're reading things on your phone while thinking about other things. It should have been pretty obvious, really.

[Anonymous No.13664354]

>>13659058
wasn't kobe that african dictator with the army of kids?

[Anonymous No.13664467]

>>13656827
by psychopath, pretty sure Ronnie means Zuckerberg mode

[Anonymous No.13664476]

>>13656827
Why can't you just stand there staring off in space? I hate holding my phone while waiting.

[Anonymous No.13664482]

>>13664246
Who the fuck said I was reading shit? I'm looking at my phone doesn't mean reading.
You're talking about meditation btw, you fucking stubborn asshole.

[Anonymous No.13664493]

>>13657374
my man

[Anonymous No.13664511]

>>13656827
I'm #1 liveblogging my dining experience on /ck/

[Anonymous No.13664523]

>>13664511
fuck yea dubs and same
I'm so sick of all these dumb assholes who are afraid of technology even though they're using it.
If someone is posting here about this shit and talking about how they don't use their phone all the time, they're probably full of shit and they're still sitting at a fucking desktop wasting their time on this fucking site.

[Anonymous No.13664621]

>>13664476
>not always having something to do
Your AP won't spend itself.

[Anonymous No.13664629]

>>13656827
I wait like a normal person. There's nothing wrong about waiting. This guy is just a fat cunt with low self-esteem.

[Anonymous No.13664700]

>>13664476
Not the guy you're replying to but he's right. Daydreaming is when you're thinking about something so much you forget what you're doing for a moment, or where you are even. It's much like waking up from an odd dream except in the day. If you're looking at your phone you're still keeping your mind active, and your "daydreaming" is really more or less the same as a guy planning out his garden or pucturing what some girls tits look like without her top on. Meditation is just the next big step after daydreaming really.

[Anonymous No.13664721]

>>13664700
Sorry, meant to reply to this guy
>>13664482

[Anonymous No.13664726]

>>13658083

[Anonymous No.13664729]

>>13656951
Next you're going to tell me you pay cash, grandpa.

[Anonymous No.13664751]

>>13657261
>not ocing tactical Pringles on a drop leg holster
ngmi

[Anonymous No.13664760]

>>13664729
I hope you enjoy being tracked and profiled by your government, credit card company, bank, social network, and every institution they feel like selling your data to. I will exclusively use cash until it's phased out completely and then I will retire to my 300 acres off grid in Montana.

[Anonymous No.13664823]

>>13662812
zoomy zoom zoom

[Anonymous No.13665176]

>>13664700
I'm not trying to say that what you're talking about isn't daydreaming.
But I'm definitely daydreaming while I'm doing stuff. Like, I used to work at Safeway and I would be making sandwiches in the back of a deli and I would zone out and day dream about myself doing other things.
Like, I don't get why you and this other anon feel like you need to try and disqualify shit that happens in my own mind? If someone tells you they can do something with their brain, how can you argue with what they're saying?
How could you possibly know what actually happens in my brain?

You're both making a lot of assumptions and you're acting like there's "real" daydreaming and "fake" daydreaming. That's ridiculous.

Let me ask you this. Can you close your eyes and picture a red crisp apple that is completely clear, with no blurryness? Or is it a little blurry?

I can picture an apple clearly with my eyes closed or open. I have a photographic memory too. My brain is very capable of daydreaming like you're saying while doing other things as well.
You may not believe me, but that's just you needing to argue. I know for damn sure what my brain is doing. How could you possibly know other than what I'm telling you?

[Anonymous No.13665177]

>>13664760
>I hope you enjoy being tracked and profiled by your government, credit card company, bank, social network, and every institution they feel like selling your data to

And what are they going to do with it, advertise to me? So scary.

[Anonymous No.13665178]

>>13664823
cool meme.

[Anonymous No.13665183]

>>13664760
Shut up, Bill Burr.

[Anonymous No.13665184]

>>13665178
Those dancing turds with arms always freaked me the fuck out

[Anonymous No.13665191]

>>13665184
>dancing turds
they're raisins you dumb ass. I've never had a turd look like that either. What's wrong with you? Eating too much fast food maybe??

[Anonymous No.13665193]

>>13665177
>targeted political advertisements aren't scary
Were you in a coma throughout the 2010s?

[Anonymous No.13665195]

>>13665193
Not them but those ad's never effected me in any way.

[Anonymous No.13665198]

>>13665193
I use an adblocker and don't watch TV

[Anonymous No.13665200]

>>13665195
How's the weather in Liberia?

[Anonymous No.13665224]

>>13665191
You've never had brown poop?

[Anonymous No.13665226]

>>13665195
I want Stego-puss to fart in my face

[Anonymous No.13665229]

>>13665200
What does this even mean?

>>13665224
They're purple, not brown.

[Anonymous No.13665234]

>>13665229
Raisins aren't purple ya dingus

[Anonymous No.13665237]

>>13665229
It means that if you haven't been affected by targeted political ads in any way you must be living in a shithole where the rig elections the old fashioned way.

[Anonymous No.13665239]

>>13665226
fuck yea

[Anonymous No.13665244]

>>13665237
Well I live in the US but I've never voted. I'm pretty sure the elections here are rigged though.

[Anonymous No.13665246]

>>13665234
Yes they are. They even come from purple grapes? The fuck are you talking about. You're fucking color blind.

[Anonymous No.13665311]

>>13665246
They're black ya dumb nigger

[Anonymous No.13665315]

>>13665311
Wow good one

[Anonymous No.13665333]

>>13665311
uwu how insightful!

[Anonymous No.13665794]

>>13656830
Ah yes, a fellow cultured gentlesir. I too am far above the practice of buying food that's cheap, convenient and enjoyable because I'm an ADULT and I do everything by hand. Fuck people who buy things.

[Anonymous No.13665910]

>>13656861
>Now you can't even tell someone their kid is cute
why would anybody ever say that to a strangers face?

[Anonymous No.13666112]

>>13665910
Because it would be complimenting the parents genes and would be suggestive of the kid being handsome/beautiful later in life.

[Anonymous No.13666148]

>>13656910
because i dont have a 3 second attention span

[Anonymous No.13666265]

>>13656936
>Don't be too quick to judge. Sometimes the one outwardly exhibiting the psychopath trait is simply mentally rehearsing a response to someone coming in and asking him if he's in line, despite him standing fully clear of an empty path. He is also internally contemplating his response to the possibility of a newcomer cashier who asks if he has already ordered. As you can see, there is no psychopathy here.

[Anonymous No.13666415]

>>13662446

[Anonymous No.13667441]

>>13664760
They're getting data on you from the people around you too dum dum.

[Anonymous No.13667453]

>>13665176
I don't have a photographic memory ir anything but u know exactly what you're talking about. For me it happens accidentally, not in demand though. Can be kinda scary when it happens in the car and suddenly youre home, or like, I'm a mechanic and it'll happen in the middle of a job. That sucks cause I don't trust my robot mind with someone else's family so I'll have to redo the shit I don't explicitly remember doing

[Anonymous No.13667970]

>>13656960
>>13656936
>I have no idea what a comic strip is

[Anonymous No.13668089]

>>13659521
Do it at the right time and place and it's fine. I've enjoyed conversations strangers have started with me at bus stops, for example. As long as you kill the conversation as soon as you get a hint the other party isn't interested, there is no problem.

[Anonymous No.13668095]

>>13656827
Drive thru

[Anonymous No.13668120]

>>13656827
3
definitely 3

[Anonymous No.13668493]

>>13659521
listen to your therapist. people on here like to try to make you insecure.

[Anonymous No.13668513]

>>13656827
None of those, I sit somewhere and people-watch.

[Anonymous No.13668544]

>>13667453
>ir anything but u know
C'mon man. You're not really helping.

[Anonymous No.13668561]

>>13668089
I was killin time walking around a Fred Meyer and some old guy in a wheel chair stopped to tell me which ramen was healthier in regards to low sodium. He was way older than me and definitely only stopping to talk to a moderately attractive woman but it was nice. I just felt bad cause I had no intention of buying ramen at the time. I just wanted to look at the selection.

[Anonymous No.13668563]

>>13656827
#4: You

[Anonymous No.13668871]

>>13656827
I only use my phone in public when i'm actually doing something on it that. It's so cringey when you see people that need to use their phone to get through uncomfortable situations, those are the type that care way too much about how strangers perceive them. I used to have friends like that in high school and it drove me nuts. Now i have no friends so i dont have that problem.

[Anonymous No.13668893]

>>13657393
a lot of places have food made to order. if you order something like the big chicken sandwich at hardees it has nearly a 4 minute fry time and then they have to make the sandwich, but the bun is generally dressed and waiting when the chicken comes up so it's just 10 seconds

[Anonymous No.13668899]

>>13656827
there was a time when I would just do squats when I had some idle time because of cloud

[Anonymous No.13668907]

>>13658325
some dumb bitch rear ended me at the drive thru the other day. she just forgot to hit the brakes and rolled into me. didn't do fuck all to my truck though. at least it killed some time

[Anonymous No.13668923]

>>13665176
daydreaming implies you're disengaged, it has nothing to do with whether or not you can picture something in your head

[Anonymous No.13668928]

>>13656827
i'm too based to be concerned about how people think about me while standing in queue

[Anonymous No.13668966]

>>13668899
based, now we know where tard strength comes from

[Anonymous No.13669003]

>>13668923
>daydreaming implies you're disengaged
Says who?
Like I said. I have little movies playing in my head that I make up on my own. It's all crystal clear too and well thought out.
Daydreaming is just being able to fantasize well with a good imagination.
I just don't have to disengage to do that.
This is a you thing. My brain isn't anything like yours.

[Anonymous No.13669022]

>>13669003
you must be disengaged for dissociation. I think everyone agrees that daydreaming requires you to dissociate. merely picturing things in your mind isn't daydreaming.

[Anonymous No.13669053]

>>13669022
Nah. Its just you and maybe a couple other anons and this only stemmed from some asshat not wanting me to be apart of the "real daydreaming club" or some shit.
Maybe YOU have to be disengaged or you have to dissociate. But I don't. And you can't sit here and tell me otherwise because you're not me.

[Anonymous No.13669065]

>>13668923
just because it looks like you're doing something, doesnt necessarily mean that you're not disengaged

i look at my ohone when im in public, on occasion, and when i do im usually not doing anything besides staring at a screen too look like im doing something when im really just zoning out

[Anonymous No.13669073]

>>13669065
Same here. I'm mostly looking at photos which doesn't require any extra thought process.

[Anonymous No.13669084]

>>13659685
>those pathetic little soft-boi hands

[Anonymous No.13669413]

>>13658083
Unironically kill yourself

[Anonymous No.13669751]

>>13658083
>these clowns
If you mentioned this where I live to people who take the train, you'd probably get your ass kicked.
And I actually live in a place where people make small talk with each other.

[Anonymous No.13669776]

>>13658083
>I make it a point to get people out of their safe zone and act normal
I hope you get ass raped by a refugee and DIAF.

[Anonymous No.13670291]

>>13669413
>>13669751
>>13669776
Pathetic zoomer fags

[Anonymous No.13670307]

>>13663049
>>13663150
>lol /b/ruhs, i'm so jaded dude lmao

kys zoomer twats

[Anonymous No.13670426]

>>13659058
I'm american and don't give af about the super bowl, and i know the name kobe bryant but I have no idea what he looks like and have never watched any basketball. Some people just don't care about watching other people play a sport, or rooting for the team geographically closest to them.

[Anonymous No.13670431]

>>13666112
Would walk up to a stranger you don't want to fuck and tell them they're beautiful? That's how creepy you sound.

[Anonymous No.13670448]

>>13658083
this is how I met my wife

[Anonymous No.13670485]

>>13657439
the true psychopath

[Anonymous No.13670535]

>>13669084
>Destroying your hands for your Jewish boss is being a man
Good goy

[Anonymous No.13671032]

>>13657439
>have you heard of the high elves?

[Anonymous No.13671131]

>>13670291
>>13670307
So is that the only meme you know? Is that why you keep repeating it?

[Anonymous No.13671195]

>>13671032
I thought elves were basically androgynous numales.

[Anonymous No.13671466]

>>13666112
I remember as a kid, people would say "oh he is so" handsome/cute/adorable whatever, it was totally normal less than 25 years ago, now it really is considered a sort of boundary.

[Anonymous No.13671553]

3 but I look at people and what they're doing. If we make eye contact I'll startle back with a gentle smile until they look away with either a smile or look of concern. One time some black guy caused a commotion saying I was threatening him somehow.

[Anonymous No.13671557]

The cute one

[Anonymous No.13671708]

>>13665910
I literally would not even care

[Anonymous No.13672894]

>>13657956
small talk is when you're forced into a situation where it would be awkward if there was just silence, not creating conversations at a fucking mcdonalds

[Anonymous No.13673086]

>>13672894
I thought small talk was just talking about menial things, like not being able to go further in a conversation than "hey how you doing? Good? Me too. Sure is sunny out huh?"

[Anonymous No.13673101]

>boy this corona virus is pretty scary stuff huh?

[Anonymous No.13673111]

>>13673101
Haha of all the things to say at a fast food place

[Anonymous No.13673133]

>>13656875

[Anonymous No.13673145]

>>13656827
Mobage have given me ocd.