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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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13641875 No.13641875 [Reply] [Original]

>have no friends to cook for

>> No.13641885

That's what Bobby's restaurant in Tribeca is for. Stop by after hours to make plenty of friends ages 7-13.

>> No.13641894

>>13641875
Fuck bros... Martys next...

>> No.13641925

>>13641875
Make a nice dish for your parents and or grandparents

>> No.13641961

>>13641875
Me neither bro.

>>13641925
When they visit. I just moved to another state so i could afford a house and am alllll alone.

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>>13641875
>have no friends

>> No.13641987

>>13641875
Cook for the homeless

>> No.13642064

>>13641961
Find some girl on tinder to impress with a homemade quality meal. Worst case you fuck it up and have an awkward goodbye who cares.

>> No.13642122

>Cook almost exclusively for picky eaters. Grown ass adults.
>"It's too crunchy"
>"It's too wet"
>"I never did like..."
>"I'll buy a backup, Anon"
Fuck this stupid gay Earth there needs to be another 40 day flood. I was a picky eater as a child but this is ridiculous. Anyone ever heard of a grown man refusing to try a food? The women I can kind of understand. They're children anyway.

>> No.13642130

>>13642122
Maybe you're just a shitty cook and they don't have the balls to tell you.

>> No.13642140

>>13642122
Even if someone serves me objectively bad food I'll still eat it, its just manners

>> No.13642143

>>13642130
The only things they eat are fast food and frozen processed foods and chips.

>> No.13642182

>>13641875
maybe stop being a shithead and you'd have friends

>> No.13642321

>>13642064
>hurrr just match with a girl on Tinder brah

You understand only very attractive guys get given the time of day on Tinder right? How long have you been on this sphere of the internet to not know this.

>> No.13642336

>>13642143
maybe your food is worse than mcdonalds
sad

>> No.13642354

>>13641875
You are the most important person in your life, anon. Cook for that special someone.

>> No.13642365

>>13642354
Literally this. Every single time I've been motivated to cook it's been for my own self gratification (masturbation). If it's good I get it all to myself.

I'm also quite insecure about sharing with others. If it pleases me, that enough.

>> No.13643589

>>13642182
Maybe stop being a bitch and you'd have sex

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>>13641875
> he doesn't cook for his own pleasure.