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13641531 No.13641531[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

>accidentally ate a whole pizza again

>> No.13641541

How do you "accidentally" eat a pizza?
You mean
>chose to eat a whole pizza again

>> No.13641550

>>13641531
Was it a large or family sized?

>> No.13641556

Was it a large or family size?

>> No.13641570

>>13641531
a whole pizza is fucking gross but... just dont eat again today? there's no possible way you could still be hungry after eating that much unless you're literally dying of starvation

>> No.13641578
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13641578

Help me I accidentally a whole pizza

>> No.13641616

>>13641531
I hate it when this happens

>> No.13641632

It looks like most of you think it was one of those Chicago things with two inches of crap in a bowl. It's not a big deal to eat a whole full sized pizza if you pace yourself.

>> No.13641665

in sweden, where im from, eating one pizza each is perfectly normal. i guess theyre smaller but the idea of going to a pizza place and order slices would be weird here.

>> No.13641741

If you stay away from the soda and eat some veggies with it, a whole pizza is not to bad for a one meal a day thing. Not everyday tho obv.

>> No.13641748
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13641748

>just ate an entire loaf of bread with peanut butter for dinner

>> No.13641759

>>13641632
>t. fat fuck

>> No.13641762
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>>13641531
>I accidentally a whole pizza

>> No.13641781

Depending on the pizza's size, and how long it took you to eat it, that's not terrible.

A medium combination pizza is like 2200 calories.
Assuming you spread it through the whole day and drank water, you'll likely be fine calorie wise...

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>>13641531
>accidentally

>> No.13642573

I eat a large digornos 4-5 times a week. Just work out a lot

>> No.13642593

>>13641531
>>accidentally ate a whole pizza again
how long did it take for you to eat a literal fucking whole pizza

>> No.13642764
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>>13641541
>>13641909
>>13642593
>he doesn't accidentally inhale a pizza while watching the 'tube

>> No.13642790

>>13642764
idk some people do and idk how

>> No.13642797

>>13641531
put half away before you start eating dummy

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13642862

Thanks for the tips, I'm going to get a Domino's pie this friday and I'll put at least half in the fridge before I start eating

>> No.13642876

>>13642862
You just ate a whole pizza accidentally and you’re already planning another pizza 3 days from now? Bro I think you might have a problem.

>> No.13642897

>>13641531

I also eat a family sized pizza by myself with ranch and a side of wings and cheese stix

>> No.13643383

>>13641531
Ahahahahahaha actual state of amerimutts

>> No.13643388

>>13642862
Why would you order pie from Dominos?
They're famous for pizza not pastry and fillings.

>> No.13643394

Why do people RP as losers on this board?

>> No.13643417

>>13641531
Imagine the size and smell of your vinegary shits after eating that

>> No.13643533

I used to eat two when I was a teenager.

>> No.13643556

>local supermarket sells these 5 packs of giant cookies
>can't remember exactly but they're like 500 calories each or something
>buy a box and tell myself it's one a day
>eat them all in the same day
>probably also feel sick for some reason

aho bakabakabaka

>> No.13643586

>accidentally swallowed cum again

>> No.13643697

>>13642593
I can eat a whole large pizza in under an hour if I'm starved enough. Though it depends on the thickness of the crust and if I'm eating any sides i.e. breadsticks. A solo thin-crust pizza is easy.

>> No.13643738

>>13643697
>I can eat a whole large pizza in under an hour if I'm starved enough

Stuffing your face for an hour. /ck/ in a nutshell.

>> No.13643745
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13643745

You have to plan your day around a meal like that, dumb anime girl. I might smash a thousand calorie pizza tonight, so I know my breakfast and lunch have to be about 300 calories each to not go too crazy.

>> No.13643868

>>13643697
>>13643738
>it would take him a whole hour
I don't even overeat. i just know for a fact that i could do it if i wanted to. Shits not exactly hard.

>> No.13644662

How big are the pizzas in america? Here the regular size from dominis etc is 25cm. I have eaten 2 of them before.

>> No.13645270

>>13643738
A whole frozen pizza should take no less than 20 mins to consume

>> No.13645284

>>13641531
Don't buy whole pizzas. Either buy/make them at a personal size(even the American small is excessive for one person, unless eaten infrequently.) or buy two slices on your way home instead of ordering in. Don't give yourself the opportunity to overeat. Don't make or order stuff with the intention of having heaps of leftovers.

>> No.13645289

>>13641541
I dunno man, I once accidentally ate a full lumberjack sandwich. I was drafting my survey job after work and kept cutting off a little piece until I went to cut off another and the whole thing was gone. Then I felt right fucking sick because of how much I ate. It was a weird experience. I’m not even a big guy, like 5’10 and 170 without a trace of gut.

>> No.13645451

>>13641531
You don't look like that, Anonymous. You could probably fit a dozen anime girls inside you.

>> No.13645470

>>13642862
>in three days time theres going to be another thread about you eating half a pizza and then accidentally eating the other half on your way to the fridge
Big dummy

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>>13641531
>accidentally ate my whole family again

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>>13641531
You are not supposed to eat whole pizza ?!?
Even my 45 kg cousin can chow one down in a sitting.
Just how fucking large Americans make pizza that eating one makes you ashamed ?

>> No.13645779

>>13645768
big enough that I can divide it among 2 additional people and all 3 of us being full

>> No.13645795

>>13645779
Well we have small 350g, medium 550g and XXL 2kg monster when someone orders for party.
Nobody ever orders small as it is 80% price of large one.

>> No.13645817

>>13642764
ONEBITEVERYBODYKNOWSTHERULES

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13646087

accidentally ordered
>1 large half buffalo chicken/ half bbq pizza
>1 large meatball, peppers, and onion pizza
>1 cheese calzone with extra dipping sauce
>1 2 liter of Pepsi
For the third time in 10 days

>> No.13646243

>>13646087
Post body

>> No.13646264

>>13646087
>Penis has quit the game

>> No.13646424

>>13641762
>>13641578
based

>> No.13646660

>>13646087
The absolute unit!

>> No.13646734

How do people not go bankrupt eating so much? Don't pretend you're all highly paid programmers or engineers. Takeout is fucking expensive. Unless you exclusively eat off the dollar menu at McDicks, your CC bill will have an extra $200 on it by the end of the month.

>> No.13647369

>>13646734
Fat people make eating a hobby and their highest priority outside of becoming homeless.

>> No.13647433

>>13643697
I can eat a large pizza in under 10 mins and still drink the garlic butter from papa.
Not fat btw 6'3 220

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13647483

I was hungry.

>> No.13647559

Aren’t pizzas made to be one serving? As in, it’s supposed to be eaten by one person in one sitting?

>> No.13647566

>>13647559
Do you think the italians heated their ovens to 700c to make one meal for one person?

>> No.13647598

>>13641531
>Go to girls home to help her study and cook her dinner
>She doesn't try to study at all, we are watching a documentary and she is fucking around with her phone
>Jokingly tell her she is going to fail
>She fucking kicks me out
>I do the right thing, I don't make a scene or anything, I gather my stuff and leave
>She immediately backpedals but I'm not having that shit, tell her I can come back on Friday if she is serious about studying
>Get a text driving back home
>Oh she must be apologising
>Nope, it's a this is why I was right to act like a bitch text
>Tell her I'm not mad at her but the way she treated me was wrong and I hope she can realize that because otherwise she isn't going to have a nice life
>You don't get it I have been hurt a lot
>I understand because I have been there but you need to realize it's not ok to treat people this way
>But it was ok because you told me I was going to fail
>Mental dhiarrea
>50 fucking texts
>I totally wanted to be more than friends uWU
I can't
I fucking can't
I'm vomiting right now
I stopped reading the texts 20 texts ago and they are still coming

>> No.13647603

I have eaten two large pizzas in less than 12 hours before

>> No.13647613

OP here it happened again tonight