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>the usual, boss?

>> No.13641430

>>13641323
yup, directions to the nearest firehouse subs

>> No.13641461

>>13641323
How the hell did you get into my house?

>> No.13641468

>>13641461
Intruder window.

>> No.13641493
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13641493

>letting people with tattoos prepare food for you

>> No.13641494

>>13641323
MANAGER!!! MANAGER!!

>> No.13641501

>>13641468
STRANGER DANGER

>> No.13641510

>>13641493
you should probably never eat out again if you're concerned about that

>> No.13641519

>>13641493
anti-ink dweebs are so insecure. what, should I have a bowl-cut like you too, dork?

>> No.13641560
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>>13641323
You know it

>> No.13641561

>>13641493
Literally every millennial and genx has tattoos. Are you a retarded boomer?

>> No.13641583

>>13641323
That guy is definitely gay.

>> No.13641590

>>13641493
this 100%

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>>13641561
>>13641519
>>13641510
if you've got the sense to make yourself uglier on purpose, I don't want you touching my food. I'll go somewhere else and let a normal person make it for me instead. Stay mad I don't care

>> No.13641602

>>13641561
>>13641519
And every last one is a fucking retard.

>> No.13641608

>>13641602
Boomer confirmed

>> No.13641615

>>13641608
and?

>> No.13641623

>>13641461
do you live in a subway?

>> No.13641625

>>13641615
Im counting the days until you and your ilk drop dead. Shouldn't be too much longer, hopefully.

>> No.13641637

>>13641493
>"Strip naked."
>"...Excuse me, sir?"
>"I said take it all off. While you're at it, I want you to bring all your coworkers up here and line them up naked, too."
>"Sir, this is a..."
>"I ain't eating shit if I see even a bit of ink on one of your motley asses! Take it off!"

>> No.13641707

>>13641600
Bullshit, troll.

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>>13641600
he's not mad lol he's explaining to you that most restuarant kitchens employ people like this--tattooed. sorry buddy, you better stick to making peanut butter and jellies at home where you're safe

>> No.13641733

"That's right, everything going good today?"

>> No.13641787

>>13641323
You got it, a cold cut trio on italian herbs and cheese with processed jack cheddar, lettuce, red onions, black olives, pickles and some mustard and mayo. Oh, I'll also take 2 M&Ms cookies and this bottle of Pepsi. $11? No problem, and here's a little something for yourself, take it easy

>> No.13641788

>>13641787
>that guy who writes down his conversations in advance to help prevent him from having an anxiety attack

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>>13641519
Ink makes your skin look filthy.
The worst are finger/hand tattoos.
If I had to eat a taco made by Aaron Sanchez I'd probably gag.

>> No.13641830

4chan should start shadowbanning shitposters so they can just keep on shitposting while getting frustrated that no one is replying.

>> No.13641839

>>13641830
I think if you forced phoneposters to buy passes in order to start threads or post images, you'd notice a sharp drop in the number of shit threads and ban evaders.

>> No.13641847

>>13641830
Shadowbanning is a reddit thing, 4chan is a shitposter's paradise so that'll never happen here.

>> No.13641866

>>13641493
Some of the people here are real judgemental pussies when it comes to shit like this haha

It's just a tattoo, chill the fuck out. Some of them even look nice.

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>>13641323
A swift kick in the groin and a bullet to the skull, hopefully I'll stay dead this time, right buddy?

>> No.13641903

>>13641323
Do not call me boss.

>> No.13642942

>>13641830
upboated

>> No.13642952

>>13641323
Ah yes, the usual, please
>Spicy Italian footlong
>Italian herb and cheese
>Double meat
>Extra cheese
>Toasted
>With honey mustard and mayo
>Along with lettuce, spinach, tomato, onion, olive, cucumber, jalapeno, and pickles
>Oh, and throw on some parm
>Some pepper
>And some oil as well, please
>Get me 2 of those white mac's and an oatmeal raisin as well
>Oh, and can't forget the drink
>Hmmm, yes, that will be all for me, thanks
>See you tomorrow

>> No.13642966

>>13641519
I just hate it when people ruin their natural beauty with shitty tattoos. I am especially talking to the dumbass women. Keep your body pure for me.

>> No.13642976

Thats not a sandwich artist

>> No.13643303

>>13642952
You poor obese retard

>> No.13643311

>>13642966
Women don't want to do anything for you, sorry.

>> No.13643315

Footlong veggie delite on wheat. Provolone cheese, sometimes toasted, sometimes not depending on my mood. Every veggie except olives. Add avocado. Light southwest sauce. No drink, no side

>> No.13643324

>>13643315
I'll add:
Occasional slight variations in sauces and seasoning. Oil and vinegar with salt and pepper, or just yellow mustard, instead of the light southwest.

>> No.13643402

>>13641561
>>13641519
>>13641866
Tattoofags getting needlessly defensive as usual.
If it doesn't bother you like you claim then why reply?
Also tattoos WILL look like shit as you age. Getting one is a sign of poor decision making.

>> No.13643421

ahem
sourdough footlong. Rotisserie chicken, provolone cheese, lettuce, extra tomato, jalapeno, banana pepper, extra oil, vinegar, salt and pepper.

>> No.13643428

yeah, subway might be nice today. what time is their lunch

>> No.13643437

>>13643428
lunch all day man

>> No.13643443

>>13643437
open at 8, yeah i might

>> No.13643444

>>13643402
Heh. More characters than any one of those posts, not much less than the full count of those posts combined. And they're the butthurt ones? Heh.

>> No.13643452

>>13641493
Holy shit chill out captain tismo

>> No.13643454

>>13641493
You should never walk into a professional kitchen, be it fast food or fine dining. Everyone is inked up now.

>> No.13643478

>>13641903
awright mastah

>> No.13643501

>>13643421
good choice cutie

>> No.13643502

>>13641493

Uh based departmento, por favor?

>> No.13643503

>>13641561
Maybe in your friend group.

>> No.13643530

>>13641561
>Literally every

In what dystopian hellscape?

>> No.13643542

>>13643530
He's an idiot, not sure about Gen X, but in millenials it is only 1 in 3.

>> No.13643588

>>13643303
But I'm unironically a powerlifter. My TDEE is probably twice that of everyone in this goddamn thread.

You're right about the poor part though, but it has nothing to do with me being retarded.

>> No.13643596

>>13641839
>only phoneposters
What a very impractical plan

>> No.13643608

>>13641430
Fuck subway and Firehouse. Both places suck.

>> No.13643611

>>13641561
I was born in 92 and I don't have tattoos. I know several others who don't. It doesn't mean shit.

>> No.13643633

>>13641493
Based, inktards seething

>> No.13643731

>>13643611
>I was born in 92
Shut the fuck up boomer

>> No.13643795

>>13641561
Cope in Hell, faggot. You are marked for it.

>> No.13643812

>>13641623
What's it to you, faggot?

>> No.13643869

Haven't had subway in 10 years, I just remember their meatball subs being good. Since I'm a submissive that loves balls.

>> No.13643895

>>13641323
Niggas be like “subway sucks!” Nigga you made the sandwich

>> No.13644677

Italian bread, provolone toasted, anchovies, meatballs, Bell pepper, Sri ratha souce

>> No.13644786

>>13643444
>he countedThe characters

That’s gonna be a wew from me m8

>> No.13644832

>>13641493
Yeah wouldn't want to uh have the ink somehow leak out of their skin and onto your sandwich that would be gross!

>> No.13644861

For me it's the
>Footlong Italian herbs & Cheese
>Meatball Marinara
>Cheese and toasted
>Olives, sweetcorn, mixed peppers, lettuce, onion
>Mayo

If I'm feeling cheeky I'll thrown in some peach iced tea

>> No.13644922

boomers should be banned from this board

>> No.13644938

>>13644922
The vast bulk of shitposters are ban-evading phoneposters. Age is irrelevant.

>> No.13645081

>>13641519
Please keep your hepatitis B, C, and D away from my food, thank you very much.

>> No.13645092

>>13641560
who writes this shit

>> No.13645114

>>13641323
You must have me confused with somebody else. I'm from a non-flyover area where people don't eat at Subway because we have food options that aren't trash. I'll take a cup of ice water.

>> No.13645251

>>13643402
>tattoos WILL look like shit as you age
so will everything else on you

>> No.13645256

>>13641493
tattoos are the perfect incel filter

>> No.13645314

>>13641600
do you go in the kitchen for tattoo inspections? how would you know a tattoo'd chef made your food or not?

>> No.13645346

>>13641560
1000 calories a day will make the pounds melt off, idk what the problem is

>> No.13645614

>>13641323
i haven't had subway in 7 years

>> No.13645623

>>13645614
just polished off a footlong chicken bacon ranch. fucking amazing

>> No.13645630

>>13641847
>>13641882
>Shadowbanning is a reddit thing
Who cares? It would make shitposters try so hard to get a reply to no avail. That's fucking funny.

>> No.13645639
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>>13641323
Yeah with extra sauce

>> No.13645641

>>13645623
i never know what to get there. the sandwich makers always give me funny looks when i tell them to toast fucking bread. so i said fuck it and never went to another subway

>> No.13645647

>>13645630
you don't fish for replies over there you get upvotes dummy!

>> No.13645648

>>13645630
Your average phoneposter will just ban-evade like always and return to shitting up the board. It's just a waste of resources.

>> No.13645662

>>13641323
It's funny cause it's usually the other way around where whoever walks int they just go YEAH GIMME THE USUAL THANKS and then go back to checking for nudes on their phone or whatever it is they do.

I worked at sandwich places and it would be my first week there and I'd have people walk in and just tell me to give them the usual, despite me never having met them before in my life and certainly never took their sandwich order before.

>> No.13645783

>>13641323
spyro

>> No.13645791

>>13641493
>tattooed
>people

>> No.13645862

>>13645648
You can't ban-evade with a phone anymore

>> No.13645934

>>13641430
So you go to subway so often to ask for directions that it's your usual?

>> No.13646224

6 inch cold cut trio, double meat, provolone, on the herb bread. Toast the bread only please. Light mayo, with lettuce. No chips, but I'll grab a cherry Coke zero if they have it.

>> No.13646261

>>13645639
excellent picture.

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>>13641323
>slowly walks away
thanks for disclosing to everyone that i am too autistic to order the same thing all the time, i sure love to be on someone's social media account sharing their story how they saw some grownup ordering the same thing like a child does without thinking for a moment that perhaps this is the only place you can find the recipe you enjoy a lot, no let's humiliate this person instead. fuck you.

>> No.13647455

>>13647453
yo man warrenn buffet ate pretty much hamburgers with tons of salt before each bite and insisted on going to the same place every single time

that dude is like... a millionare or something

>> No.13647514

>>13647453
i stopped going to a restaurant due to that same reason. the waitress say out loud "you gonna order the same?" and felt the glare of some people, i stood up and said "oh, i forgot to do something" and left

>> No.13647522

>>13641323
Where's the closest Jersey Mike's?

>> No.13647541

>>13641323
I only go occasionally since I work like right next to one and they make the sandwich quickly. It's usually a toasted club on Italian herbs and cheese bread, then I add lettuce, tomato, and onions. Then I add salt & pepper, oil & vinegar, and mayo. I have the jalapeño potato chips with that and a Coke. Sometimes I'll get an Italian BMT or meatball marinara with few veggies, or I'll get a steak and cheese with all the other veggies described above but with the Chipotle sauce, which is always a disappointment.

>> No.13647678

>>13643731
I'm a millennial not a boomer, dumbass.

>> No.13647684

>>13643895
The quality of their ingredients sucks, thus they suck.

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>>13644832
Based

>> No.13647929

>>13643588
Hey brother I hope you're still reading this thread, switch to Chicken Bacon Ranch for caloriemaxxing and get the best value out of their overpriced shite sandwiches that all taste the same. Overall pretty based sandwich though stay out of snap city.

>> No.13648240

>>13647453
>Person with a pokemon image is too autistic to not give a shit what some subway slop jockey thinks
What a shocker