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I smell a coverup, gang.

>> No.13638402
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>>13638398
what are they hiding?

>> No.13638431

>>13638402
>>13638398
Are Americans really like this?

>> No.13638440

They probably got a boost in sales from everyone wanting to take a meme picture of them with one.

I'm going to get suspicious if a new, erm sorry, "novel" disease shows up in africa and they name it micro soft blood virus and has all the same symptoms as ebola

>> No.13638459

>>13638431
Don’t pretend anywhere in the world with extremely devout religious groups aren’t this stupid. I’m not American, I’m even agnostic as opposed to being atheist, but religion is the main reason anyone would be this stupid, no matter what the religion is, except Jews because their religion is to fuck over everyone else every chance they get.

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>>13638398
Corona
Core rona
Coronary
Corona coronary disease.
And dis-ease
Di meaning two and ease meaning several
Four chambers of the heart
Coronary chambers
Chamber of secrets
Chamber of coronas
Chamber of congress
Jews did 9-11.

>> No.13638488

>>13638480
At last I truly see

>> No.13638515

>>13638398
We're not your gang, pal.

>> No.13638573

>>13638398
nothing being sick with the corona, drinking a few coronas, sitting in my corolla, blasting my tunes from my phone by motorolla, watching the eclipse corona and having a great time with my friend cardonna

>> No.13638606

>>13638573
Kek

>> No.13638625

>>13638398
Ever wonder why they put lime in it all the time?

>> No.13638631

>>13638573
I hope you were listening to the 1979 hit song, My Sharona.

>> No.13638637

>>13638515
Yes we are

>> No.13638647

>>13638631
It's too bad that "my sharona" was repeating like 80 times in that boring song, like most of them from around 1979. Repetitive boring bullshit all of them.

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>Don’t pretend anywhere in the world with extremely devout religious groups aren’t this stupid. I’m not American, I’m even agnostic as opposed to being atheist, but religion is the main reason anyone would be this stupid, no matter what the religion is, except Jews because their religion is to fuck over everyone else every chance they get.

>> No.13638659

Those stupid hippy songs with chumps wearing bellbottoms were fucking boring as all hell.

>> No.13638660

>>13638440
as if people are going to go out and buy an operating system just for social media

>> No.13638666

>>13638660
You'd be surprised at the stupidity of suckers out there. Just look at the stupid crap on "iphones" Cattle are cattle and that's that.

>> No.13638669

>>13638660
And bitches get ahead on casting couches.

>> No.13638670

>>13638431
>rent-free

>> No.13638795

Daily reminder the first physician to raise alarm about the virus was charged criminally by the gook government then died "naturally" from the same virus he warned the government about.


Hmmmmmmmmmmmm

>> No.13638814

>>13638669
>Casting couch Corona virus is a new strain, followed by bang Bros Ebola and my dirty hobby malaria, the Apple flu is sweeping the nation as is the Samsung cold this year

>> No.13638961

>>13638398
Wait, I've been religiously drinking Corona for the past few weeks for no reason at all? I feel betrayed.

>> No.13638971

>>13638795
That same insane fascism is what has allowed them to contain it, though. If it had originated in USA it would have infected the entire nation within a week while everybody jumped up and down screaming about their freedom.

>> No.13639368

>>13638631
No joke, I was listening to it yesterday.

>> No.13639383

>>13638971
>allowed them to contain it
literally what are you smoking?
Every single province is infected
The numbers posted are obvious lies
>virus detections are limited by testing capabilities of medical centres
>suspected cases are limited by lack of medical staff that's overworked to the point of dropping down dead
>deaths are underestimated because only diagnosed patients that died in hospitals are counted - dead without diagnosis, dead in the street, dead in apartments - not counted
>"cured" amount is a number conjured from thin air
All of this on top of informations being fed by CCP - which only a genuine fool would believe considering they lie about every single thing

>> No.13639983

bump from page 9

>> No.13640569

>>13638402
>that last story
My country is fucking BASED
Although Hamilton is a shithole

>> No.13640775

>>13638631
But there is an unfunny parody song using the word "corona" that he could have been listening to instead.

>> No.13640794

>>13639368
wow you listened to an extremely popular song in the last 24 hours? I heard Don’t Stop Believin on Saturday night, absolutely wild.

>> No.13640886

So have you guys stocked up on rice, beans, and canned goods?

>> No.13640907

>>13640886
Yes, years ago. Anybody who isn't prepared to have their safe little bubble burst at any moment does not deserve society.

>> No.13640940

>>13638459
You've got it backwards. Stupid people seek out religion. And there have been plenty of smart religious people.
Its not like you make a religious person into an atheist and their IQ suddenly goes up 10 points.

>> No.13642075

>>13638971
Obviously everyone would have been herded into FEMA death camps for (((quarantine)))