Exotic foods

[Anonymous No.13631512]

I tried this pangolin fetus soup today while on vacation in china. It's pretty spicy and garlicky but I'm starting to come down with something so I am on my way back to U.S. today.

What's the strangest food you've ever eaten?

[Anonymous No.13631518]

>>13631512
make sure to try the penguin spiced rice wine while you're there.

[Anonymous No.13631542]

>>13631512
Can you please stay? We don't need more pandemics just because you're sick of chicken breast.

[Anonymous No.13631560]

>>13631512
Jesus fuck, that's grim. I can't fathom feeling good about yourself after killing two creatures (mother and unborn) to eat the fetus. I'm not crazy about killing animals for food in the first place (even though I've done it and I eat meat regularly) but terminating an animal's pregnancy and feasting on its developing child is some next level bugman shit. Definite bad juju inbound.

[Anonymous No.13631567]

>>13631512
UMA

[Anonymous No.13632398]

>>13631518
>penguin

[Anonymous No.13632414]

>>13631560
Chinks will tell you it makes your dick bigger by absorbing the qi of an innocent

[Anonymous No.13633865]

>>13631560
What I remember as chinese food growing up as a young kid in Hong Kong

>turtle/shark fin soup
>fried chicken feet
>pig uterus noodles
>fried rice with pork knuckle gristle
>unidentifed fish balls on a stick
>boiled dog meat
>one time, monkey brains

Americans have no idea how bad it really is. No one in china knows what the fuck beef and broccoli is or sweet and sour pork. Chinese food is disgusting. Literally the worst parts to eat of any animal. Makes sense because chinks are the race of humans closest to animals. They make disgusting noises when they eat, slurp everything, men in the streets lift their fucking wife beaters over their sweaty stomachs while laughing and chewing with their mouths full of food. Like what kind of idiot decided 2 sticks is the most practical way to eat grains of fucking rice. Starving Nigerians who eat grass have a better diet than the average chinese.

[Anonymous No.13633876]

>>13631512
>>13631518
God fucking dammit, why?
LITERALLY ANYONE could do this with any number of animals: beaver, squirrel, armadillo, groundhog, rattlesnake, cobra, etc etc etc
Why the FUCK are the Chinese so fucking retarded? I’m using retarded in a reasonable sense, btw, why the fuck do the Chinese act as though they are in the 1200’s???

[Anonymous No.13633883]

>>13631512

[Anonymous No.13633885]

>>13633876
blame mao and people dying of starvation/cannibalism due to the great leap foward off a cliff movement

[Anonymous No.13633895]

>>13633885
That’s still not an excuse to use a fetal pangolin to procure wine. If they were simply eating the pangolins, it wouldn’t be as unjustified as using the pangolins to flavor your fucking god damn shitty rice wine.

God dammit, all of this makes me so angry, when the fuck are Europeans gonna genocide those god damn chunks? It’s been a long time coming, several thousand years, in fact.

[Anonymous No.13633903]

>>13633865
Why is it like that? Does the government take all the good cuts of meat or something?

>Like what kind of idiot decided 2 sticks is the most practical way to eat grains of fucking rice
to be fair a lot of asian cultures don't use chopsticks for eating, but more for cooking, the eating with them trend started because why dirty a utensil when you could just eat with the thing you cooked with.

White people invented hundreds of weird utensils to eat with because they saw people eating naturally as "lower class". Most cultures around the world ate with their hands for most meals and soups were eaten from the bowls.

[Anonymous No.13633911]

>>13633903
> replying to copypasta

[Anonymous No.13633914]

How do we save the pangolins from these sick fucks?

[Anonymous No.13633967]

>>13633903
>White people invented hundreds of weird utensils to eat with

but it's just 3

[Anonymous No.13633998]

>>13633967
well I meant like the sub utensils like salad fork, all the different knives and spoon sizes

[Anonymous No.13634002]

>>13633911
Oh I didn't know it was copypasta I don't go on /ck/ much I was just checking it out. I usually just stick to /x/

[Anonymous No.13634325]

>>13633865
I swear I've read that last paragraph before.

[Anonymous No.13635368]

>>13633967
I guess you don't eat seafood.
There is a whole other tier of utensils right there.

[Anonymous No.13635916]

>>13634325
you have, and so have i

[Anonymous No.13635925]

Thanks OP you made me laugh

[Anonymous No.13635957]

thats why you have the wuhan virus.