/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.13630537]

I saw an anon say he poos twice a day. is that because he eats a lot of fiber? I only poo once. should I eat more fiber?

[Anonymous No.13630544]

Who knows Anon. Bodies are wacky. There is the 3-3-3 rule. You're fine.
In my 20s I took a solid bowl breaker on average of 1 every two days. Now in my 40s 3 or 4 loose watery shits a day

[Anonymous No.13630550]

>>13630544
Checked and fuck. I am almost 30 can I make dietary changes to not have that many wet poos?

[Anonymous No.13630557]

Fuck off retarded ass bitch, take your frogs and shove them up your gay asshole.

[Anonymous No.13630559]

perfect double-tapered shits, twice a day, right on schedule
the idea that people commonly have trouble with this is as foreign a concept to me as can be

[Anonymous No.13630563]

>>13630537
2 a day is apparently the aim, but 1 a day is normal

[Anonymous No.13630564]

>>13630550
Up your fiber, up your water. Balanced meal. Pre and pro biotics

[Anonymous No.13630566]

>>13630544
literally me

[Anonymous No.13630567]

Yes, you're gonna die.

[Anonymous No.13630576]

1-3 shits a say is considered normal, and it is normal to deviate from this if you've had something new to eat or drink.

[Anonymous No.13630640]

>>13630576
Damn 3 sounds like a lot though I don't want that, reminds me of when I was in college weight training and eating oatmeal before and after each workout to gain weight. But if 1 is okay I want to stay with 1 shit.

[Anonymous No.13630821]

talk to an actual dietician friend, do not rely on 4chan to solve your health problems

[Anonymous No.13630833]

I once didn't shit for almost two months during a heavy opiate addiction.

[Anonymous No.13630865]

>>13630544
americans everyone. Or poo in loo. Doesn't matter at this point.

[Anonymous No.13630875]

>tfw one ultra-sticky shit per 2-4 days
not constipated, just goes slow as molasses

[Anonymous No.13630878]

>tfw you have a 6 hour long meeting and can't fart, then immediately rush to the bathroom and let out a 29 yard long column of fart air from your asshole in a single WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH

[Anonymous No.13630900]

>>13630537
How fat was that Anon and how fat are you? I’m not fat so I don’t know exactly how much they shit, but I would assume it has to be at least multiple times a day...

[Anonymous No.13630916]

>>13630537
I've never gone a day in my life without at least 3 bowel movements. Usually it's more. People who can go a week without shitting are too frightening for me to even begin seriously thinking about. Constipation is the worst feeling ever even just for a couple hours.

[Anonymous No.13631064]

>>13630916
This is disgusting. Seek medical help. If food sends you running to the bathroom constantly, there is a major problem. Who spenda their whole life running to the water closet? Once each morning is normal. 3 times a day is infant behavior.

[Anonymous No.13631075]

>>13630537
More than once a day is either a disease or eating at a surplus.

[Anonymous No.13631095]

>>13631064
3 times a day is normal you retard.
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/28762379
>The current findings bolster the common "3 and 3" metric of normal frequency (3 BMs/day to 3 BMs/week)
>spends their whole life running to the water closet
How the fuck is 3 times in a day your whole life? Do you sit on the toilet for hours when you shit or something?

[Anonymous No.13631102]

>>13631095
Sounds like you're the one spending hours in the john. If your guts are in this much of an uproar, i reckon you should stick to very bland, uncontroversial foods.

[Anonymous No.13631103]

>>13631095
stop eating that much fibre faggot. why you think you have to shit 3 times a day? Your body obviously can't ingest all the nutrients from the shit you eat or else it wouldn't want to shit out that much.
Fibre is a meme anyway, it's something the body doesn't need.

[Anonymous No.13631106]

>>13631095
maybe he shits it all out in one go by sitting longer

[Anonymous No.13631238]

>>13630537
>not being a 1 a week chad
I hold mine until every sunday then have a massive orgasm every dump because it feels so good

[Anonymous No.13631246]

>>13631102
>Sounds like you're the one spending hours in the john.
No. Nothing I wrote suggests spending lots of time, which is why I asked you how much time you're spending. A few minutes 3 times a day isn't "your entire life."

[Anonymous No.13631270]

>>13631238
I shat 1-2 times a week growing up and it would be a normal size turd, now I have to take a massive shit at the same time every day

[Anonymous No.13632439]

>>13630576
3 is only considered normal because the average American is overweight or obese.

[Anonymous No.13632527]

15 a day master race reporting in

[Anonymous No.13632570]

I'm content with 1-2 solid shits a day. Too much fiber is a meme anyway.

[Anonymous No.13632716]

The new thinking says you should shit once a month.

[Anonymous No.13632768]

>>13632716
The supreme leader doesn't piss or shit at all.

[Anonymous No.13632901]

>>13631246
Disgusting. I hope you are showering frequently, at least, though based on what you have disclosed of your lifestyle so far, that is doubtful. I hope there is a medical solution for you soon.

[Anonymous No.13632911]

>>13631095
I eat a ton of fiber and I never do more than 3 a week.
I can eat whole grain bagels for breakfast, Chipotle with double beans for lunch, and a head of broccoli and steak for dinner and it won't change the schedule a bit.

[Anonymous No.13632912]

>>13630544
Oh lord, I’m only in my early 20’s and this is me
I’m gonna die at 50 aren’t I?

[Anonymous No.13632920]

>>13631103
>>13632911
>based retards
Fiber actually constipates you, you absolute mongrels. The purpose of fiber is to slow down your bowels so that they actually (effectively) push all of the garbage out of your system, not to rush through and give you diarrhea. If fiber gives you diarrhea, you need to go to the doctor more than the anon you were replying to.

[Anonymous No.13632933]

>>13630878
lmfao, thanks for sharing anon

[Anonymous No.13632938]

I knew a dude that was famous amongst our group of friends because he once shat a turd the size of a 2l cocke bottle. Absolute Chad.