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Anonymous Fri Feb 7 11:54:23 2020 No.13627352 [Reply] [Original]

My daughter asked me "If planting apple seeds can make apples grow, can planting gummy bears make BEARS grow?"

What should I answer to her?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 7 11:55:05 2020 No.13627354 Back of your hand

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 7 11:55:12 2020 No.13627355 Gummy bears support full gay civil rights. Nobody should be hassled in a publicly accessible business for who they are.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 7 11:57:29 2020 No.13627361 no you fucking idiot

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 7 12:00:17 2020 No.13627369 Either explain to her what seeds and produce are, or indulge her curiosity and plant some apples and gummi bears so she can find out for herlef

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 7 12:00:39 2020 No.13627371 They're the seed of the Haribo bear. He cums them out with pleasure every time he looks at pictures of Xi

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 7 12:07:42 2020 No.13627391 Plant your seed in her

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 7 12:09:52 2020 No.13627401 >>13627391 >>13627371 >>13627369 >>13627361 >>13627354 these are all well and good, but can I get an actual answer, please?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 7 12:10:04 2020 No.13627402 A fine opportunity to redpill her, anon. Explain how the gummi bears are genetically modified by Monsanto so that they will not germinate, thus denying gummi bear farmers of a basic human right. AOC has tweeted about this meny times.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 7 12:17:46 2020 No.13627428 >>13627401 Explain "the birds and the bees" to her. If she's old enough to ask, she's old enough to hear it explained.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 7 12:18:49 2020 No.13627432 Sneed

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 7 12:19:14 2020 No.13627434 >>13627401 No. As in the answer is "NOOOOOO! Now put on the fuzzy bunny suit and crawl through the air ducts!"

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 7 12:19:27 2020 No.13627436 https://pastebin.com/XwHK0p55

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 7 14:15:56 2020 No.13627860 They're corn syrup and pig bone you little retard.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 7 14:16:58 2020 No.13627864 >>13627352 plant your seed in her

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 7 14:18:48 2020 No.13627870 >>13627352 Buy her narnia

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 7 14:19:01 2020 No.13627872 >>13627352 Is your daughter some kind of a retard? You better reply to her that you're taking her to a centre to test whether she has autism.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 7 14:19:27 2020 No.13627874 >>13627352 Try it together and let her see for herself. Learning is fun.

Anonymous Fri Feb 7 14:22:43 2020 No.13627894

>>13627872
Every living thing on the planet is born mentally vapid. You must teach them. The "no stupid questions" rule is valid until at least 7 years old. 3rd grade science should start addressing plant life and reproduction. stamen, pistils, all that.

Anonymous Fri Feb 7 14:23:42 2020 No.13627898

>>13627369
This is the correct answer. Use it as a learning opportunity and chance to share the miracle of growth with her. Show her how germination works and the plant lifecycle. Pretty soon you can talk about the animal life cycle and why all pigs must die so that we may survive.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 7 14:24:17 2020 No.13627901 (gone sexual)

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 7 14:24:57 2020 No.13627903 >>13627352 tell her yes, then plant some in the ground, but later plant actual food seeds. tell her she has to water them until they're ready to eat wa la. work free crops

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 7 14:27:46 2020 No.13627912 File: 1.05 MB, 480x384, 1580904855880.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >asking 4chan advice on how to raise your children

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 7 14:35:44 2020 No.13627925 >>13627912 SNEED

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 7 14:36:17 2020 No.13627927 >>13627352 If she's a small child, then plant a gummy bear, then the next day put one of those 5lb gummy bears there. But if she's old enough to know Santa isn't real then say no

Anonymous Fri Feb 7 14:48:07 2020 No.13627953
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>>13627912
You know, the more I think about it, I'm pretty sure a /pol/ collective could still raise better kids than any single mom. Assuming you could keep the unwashed masses from trying to sex them.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 7 14:55:24 2020 No.13627976 you didn't say how old your daughter is if she's like 23, tell her the truth

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 7 15:02:33 2020 No.13627995 >>13627953 this is true, i was raised by /pol/ and a single mother and i'm only half retarded

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 7 15:02:53 2020 No.13627996 >>13627953 this, I'd wager /pol/ raising better children than single mothers any day.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 7 16:18:12 2020 No.13628255 >>13627352 you tell that retard that no fake plastic candy can not make animals grow

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 7 16:46:17 2020 No.13628364 >>13627352 Daddy has some seed he will put into you and hopefully your stomach will grow.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 7 17:50:39 2020 No.13628547 >>13627352 Yes. And keep lying about everything. When she finds out you're wrong all the time it'll teach her the valuable lesson not to trust authority figures.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 7 17:57:28 2020 No.13628578 >>13627352 Not if you're planting gummibears!

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 7 17:57:32 2020 No.13628579 ITT: a couple helpfulfags and pedos

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 7 18:07:37 2020 No.13628625 >>13627352 Fuck your daughter you fucking fag

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 7 18:10:16 2020 No.13628637 >>13628579 This is literally just a sneed thread disguised as a cunny thread disguised as a food thread

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 7 19:03:54 2020 No.13628811 >>13627352 Planting fennel seeds makes sausage trees grow.

Anonymous Fri Feb 7 19:20:46 2020 No.13628882
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>>13627402
Had gummi bear farmers not violated the NAP by reusing gummies with expired licenses, there would have been no need for the invisible hand to create the self terminating gummi

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 7 19:28:19 2020 No.13628915 >>13628637 youre in one!

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 7 19:48:10 2020 No.13629001 File: 16 KB, 400x300, 1550712190672.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] you're daughter is a fucking retard

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 7 20:15:52 2020 No.13629103 >>13627352 tell her that seeds are part of ovaries and that all fruits are ovaries and there is no gummy ovaries.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 7 20:17:39 2020 No.13629111 >>13627352 Imagine being such a weak father that your daughter isn't too terrified to talk to you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 7 21:19:01 2020 No.13629375 >>13627352 no theyre made in a factory, with gummy worms, and those artificial worm fishing lures

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 7 22:16:55 2020 No.13629597 >>13629111 based trips of being an abusive father

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 7 22:45:22 2020 No.13629683 yes. then laugh at her once she is done plating them and call her a retard

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 7 22:49:11 2020 No.13629709 >>13627352 Tell her she should try planting some gummy bears to find out.

Anonymous Fri Feb 7 23:17:28 2020 No.13629811

>>13627953
/pol/ would read to the child every night.. although mein kampf..
/pol/ would go camping innnawoods with the child
/pol/ Would secure the existence of our people and a future for the child
/pol/ would move to a safe neighborhood that does not habe 13 percent that 50 percents
/pol/ would not inject hormones or put a dress on a boy
/pol/ Would work hard so he could buy based vidya and play it with the child.
/pol/ would not let their daughter pay the toll

Single mother??? I don't think so tim! I am gay btw if that matters.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 7 23:19:01 2020 No.13629814 >>13629811 now do /b/

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 7 23:19:39 2020 No.13629815 >>13629597 Don't look into MY EYES! GET ME ANOTHER BEER OR FEAR MY LASH!!!! Love you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 7 23:20:07 2020 No.13629817 >>13627352 Give her 20 sugar free haribo gold bears for breakfast.

Anonymous Fri Feb 7 23:29:04 2020 No.13629843

>>13629814
/b/ would expose the child to so much shit that as an adult the person would be an anti-snowflake with very dark sense of humor.

could not think of much for /b/ but over the years there has been some funny threads, pools closed etc.. now its just bbc dick rate threads and should not share.. thats why im a cu/ck/

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 7 23:31:34 2020 No.13629847 >>13627352 tell her apples are natural and that gummy candies are made. Then show her this and maybe she will get interested in candy making. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrjiRDh4Da8

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 7 23:31:34 2020 No.13629848 >>13629811 typical american, cant help but tell everyone hes a gay american

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 7 23:35:02 2020 No.13629860 >>13629843 haven't been on in years. last time it was just trap posting

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 8 03:01:21 2020 No.13630419 >>13627352 Tell her yes, and if she doesn't chew the gummy bears enough it won't kill them and bears will grow in her stomach.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 8 03:03:38 2020 No.13630421 >>13627352 Feed her your seed and call it cummy bears.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 8 03:11:11 2020 No.13630441 >>13627352 Beat her, that will teach the little shit to ask stupid questions

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 8 03:19:45 2020 No.13630459 >>13627352 Yes. You should also tell her that sausages are pigs eggs and kiwifruit are kiwi eggs

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 8 04:55:27 2020 No.13630607 >>13629811 SNAP

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 8 05:05:10 2020 No.13630631 >>13627352 Give her a simple lesson about how gelatin is made.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 8 10:27:24 2020 No.13631309 Is your daughter unable to differentiate plants from animals? Just tell her animals don't grow like that.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 8 16:46:00 2020 No.13632507 >>13629811 Yes, the majority of /pol/ posters are definitely hard working and gainfully employed.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 8 17:38:12 2020 No.13632703 Get your pipe out and tell her the truth

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 8 18:00:31 2020 No.13632787 >>13627953 I think the vast majority of /pol/ would make fantastic parents compared to the general populace. >>13632507 This but unironically.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 8 20:54:41 2020 No.13633344 Get her one of those big gummy worms to suck on and put it on YouTube.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 9 02:51:08 2020 No.13634232 >>13627352 >uhhh hold on honey daddy needs to ask the children on his vietnamese competitive pogo forum what he should tell you

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 9 02:55:08 2020 No.13634235 >>13627352 a lot of idiots ITT are calling out a kid for making a stupid statement even though that's what most kids do just explain to her that gummys don't have seeds and you can't plant them

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