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>> No.13626671

Uuuuuh, wat.

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>> No.13626896

Do americans really?

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>> No.13626902

But his wife separates the tomato and lettuce. That's why he's the strongest guy on the jobsite!!!

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>he doesn't separate his lego sanger
Ishygddt. Don't talk to me unless you're keeping your lettuce crispy crisp.

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awww how cute, babbys is still making little toddler meals for themselves! imagine sitting in xir Target breakroom with smug smile knowing xim made this all by zeeself, maybe zim can even get another tattoo about it!!!

>> No.13626927

does Ja/ck/ fuck that guy?

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>> No.13626952

How long does it take to make a sandwich everyday? I imagine that by the end of the week, they'll be stale and disgusting.

>> No.13626953

>does Ja/ck/ fuck that guy?
No! Ja/ck/ is a wholsome xtian that only loves women and beats his son because the good L-rd said to do so. To suggest otherwise is to ruin his his name. Can I get a AMEN!?!

>> No.13626963 [DELETED] 

That's not american.

Wtf is this.. I can't find shit on google. WHAT ARE THEY EATING?

>> No.13626975

No, Jack's a bottom.

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of course its not american you bait-taking redditspacing newfaggot just go now before you spread your faggotry here like its the coronavirus on a japanese cruise.

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Aside anything else are we just going to ignore the awful meat placement on those sandwiches? Huge coverage gaps. Who wants to eat a sandwich where some bites are nothing but fucking bread?

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>> No.13627172

>lettuce no mayo

>> No.13627221

>muh mayo
Let's play spot the amerilard!

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i remember when i got a job at a shitty restaurant that my friends were working at, since i was the dishpig i had to help with prep too, one of those things was peeling shrimp instead of this italiajew just buying peeled shrimp. my friend who use to do it before showed me how to do it and i got through the entire bag until the boss came over and said you had to pull the poopies out too. friend and i had a laugh a little later because it meant he has been feeding people shit-lined shrimp.

good blogpost

>> No.13627327

Hey it's nama sensei
they should do more episodes of 'put it in your mouth'

>> No.13627341

What the hell is this abomination?

>> No.13627517

jesus christ this reminds me of the time I was like 8 and thought putting Mike N Ikes in a batch of brownies would be a good idea
Or the time I put whey protein in a batch of corn muffins, and ended up with completely inedible rubbery corn muffins that would literally bounce like tennis balls

>> No.13627527

Braised sauerkraut and apples is actually a pretty commom (and good) German dish. But of course it's a Jack gif so it's fucking abhorrent. Don't judge a dish because of its worst representation, that'd be like judging all cheese negatively because someone handed you a cold Kraft single.

>> No.13627602

Meal prepping with sandwiches kind of defeats the purpose of meal prepping

>> No.13627605

Why is Japanese porn so weird?

>> No.13627629

What makes you say that?

>> No.13627632

as opposed to a hot kraft single? is presentation really going to make a difference when it's a kraft single?

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>> No.13627690

Why doesn't he pull the sticker off?

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>Meal prepping something that takes 30 seconds to prep in the morning

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>> No.13627719

Maximum S L O P

>> No.13627728

imagine eating bread and processed lunchmeat every day. as if pissing away your life under fluorescent tubes wasn't bad enough.

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>> No.13627926

He needs more time in the oven...

>> No.13627937

Kraft singles hold their place with the cheese demi gods. Sure, a great aged farmers cheese is like Zeus but a melty Kraft single is like Hercules.

>> No.13627945

>devein shrimp
>i thought "it's poop" was just a dumb boomer myth
>actually it really is shit, the idea that it's just a vein is the real myth

wew lad

>> No.13627950

Good lord, Imagine being the Turbotist that brings his jar of slop to work... Not having a large opening, scraping with fork to get stuff stuck at bottom.. while everyone else is eating takeout or food in a glasslock container. "h..have..t.to take t.the... lid off for the.. micro.mi..microwave.." clank clank clank. I wish I could punch ever person involved with these shitty facebook shared shart vids..

>> No.13627954

I deveined shrimp at like age 8... How do people not know this..

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>while everyone else is eating takeout or food in a glasslock container

Real men know how to do lunch properly

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Umm, your opinion is not in the recipe, sweaty

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We at /ck/ webm thread incorporated (a subsidiary of Tasty, a Facebook company) take customer feedback very seriously and want you to know that after carefully considering your posts we have provided the following alternative that we feel might be right up your street.

Pick related, as the kids say (lol)

>> No.13628169

that's better, but still could be made everyday

>> No.13628205

I think this is from a movie where a guy finds that girl in some cave you can access from sewers and then he goes more and more crazy. Can't remember the name, but I think it is in first person throughout the whole movie as well.

>> No.13628229

of course it's mariano's

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>here's lunches that AREN'T SANDWICHES
>just make a bunch of sandwiches but use tortillas instead of bread

>> No.13628241

That's the real title of the video as well, the world is all fucked up

>> No.13628243

Oh man is this place gonna get sued out of business.
Driving a hot fucking mixer around. Throwing piping hot food onto plates from a distance towards the customers.

>> No.13628262

Man the pro's and cons of being skinny while old.
Stay in thin healthy shape, probably wont have tons of issues health wise, but you fucking fall over and snap. When people get so old one fall can just eventually kill them from complications.

>on topic
Being this oblivious to such behavior is mind boggling. I used to work at some mom and pop diner. We always had a lunch buffet, salad bar throughout slow times in afternoon. This dude walks in one day being seated in the back. As he walks by the salad bar, sticks his finger in the ranch takes it back out and licks it clean, keeps walking like completely normal. Buttermilk is not cheap asshole.

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I don't think he did that right

>> No.13628342

It's for eggs, right?

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Marijuana is not food, and your kind will be removed.

>> No.13628348

>Marijuana is not food


>> No.13628353

Jack got a competitor?

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>mommy told me weed was bad so I have a staunch hatred for anyone who does the weed. I also don't understand the concept of liberty and freedom

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>> No.13628424

dude weed lmao
dae smoke pot
hahaha so high right now lmao what?
got the munchiiiiiies xD
Potheads are the most annoying people on earth

>> No.13628445

pLAstic dicer. Apple with a sticker. Who is this man?

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>> No.13628467

no intention of eating it. it's healthy

>> No.13628493

that's what you get for shopping at fucking Mariano's

this is why Pete's is superior

>> No.13628512

My grandma's 86 years old, morbildy obese boyfriend fell down the stairs once and the doctors told him the reason he didn't shatter all his bones was because of his fat

>> No.13628529

reddit calling reddit facebook, how cute

>> No.13628608


Who the fuck eats these kids meals at work?

>> No.13628645

wanna know what I did to you when you were 8?

>> No.13628658

hot cheese is better than cold cheese

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Not a webm but check out this broccoli I bought today lol

>> No.13628863

Okay now this is based.

>> No.13628912

It literally says school lunches you sperg

>> No.13628997

never reply to me again

>> No.13629128

To make up for the fact that Japanese people have blurry genitals.

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>> No.13629205

>prevents browning
but... if it takes up the same amount of space anyway why even cut it to begin with? Just eat it off the core like you normally would?

>> No.13629265

you are coming in at a close 2nd, even if you are being ironic

>> No.13629274

maybe they're like me and have bad teeth. I have a retainer and can't just bite into an apple.

>> No.13629316

the fuck are they serving?

>> No.13629330

that's cool and all but why does it look like he's smoking flower out of a dab rig??

>> No.13629331

I almost didn't think he was going to do what im pretty sure he is about to do but I started gagging when he started making it look like a line. Why is steve-o like this.

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>> No.13629351

did they put a packet of mayo and mustard in with each lunch?

>> No.13629355

People like you are more annoying because the kind of people you're mocking don't even really exist that much anymore. You're talking about what potheads were like in the 90s.
Now that it's becoming legal in more places, it's more common place and people don't act like dumb asses when they get high.
They just get high and enjoy it.

You only get the muchies if you smoke straight indica for no reason when you don't have an issue with your appetite which is what that is for.

>> No.13629380

t. the guy who burned out and only hangs out with other stoners

>> No.13629395

the bowl is an ash catcher, so you foul the ash catcher and the bong stays much cleaner, and the bowl is smaller so should be easier to clean. it also provides a bit more filtration and cooling, though thats entirely secondary

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>> No.13629697

it's so hilarious when people try to assume things about other anons.
They're almost always wrong.
I'm currently not even smoking. It's good to take a t-break. And where I live, it's legal so most people smoke.

>> No.13629714

You clearly take it very seriously.

>> No.13629719

would you describe your feet as smelly?

>> No.13629722

neat. I'm going to look for one of those when I move out of this stupid no smoking apartment.

>> No.13629726

Nah, you're reading into a tone that isn't there in my post. I just enjoy pulling apart the stupid "durr weed is for degenerates" 4chan meme that gets over played on this board and several others.

>> No.13629746

No, it's not the tone. It is the content and the urge to repeat yourself when somebody kids you.

>> No.13629769

repeated myself where exactly.
And it must be the tone because you replied as if I was taking it too seriously. Even though I'm not. You're just assuming this because I responded.

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>> No.13629802

This is so tedious. Stating that it's legal where you live so most people do it is basically a repeat of
>Now that it's becoming legal in more places, it's more common place
And nobody who didn't take it seriously would feel a need to do that in response to basic banter. This is the last (you) you get from me.

>> No.13629833

those are two entirely different sentences, retard.

>> No.13629971

Why not get thicker cuts if you're going to use two slices every single time?

>> No.13630499

They're for small children

>> No.13630534

this video is definitely from before dabbing was even a thing.

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Did they mention that he probably also fell because he was fat?
Pretty impressive reaching that age if he actually is morbidly obese, though. Did he only bulk up very late in life?

>> No.13630571

I appreciate the lady in the bikini but I'm not sure I follow why she's there.

>> No.13630574

this video is like porn to me

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>> No.13630615

who is she, what's her name?

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>> No.13630634

You seem to have grasped the concept of the thread, but it appears you haven't yet internalised the purpose of posting on the 'Food & Cooking' board.

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>> No.13630659

good to know you're a woman because you sound like a fag

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>> No.13630674

I've jacked off to this webm before

>> No.13630680

>no clingfilm
Enjoy your self-deconstructing lunches, I guess.

>> No.13630693

you've jacked off to a dude drinking coke?

>> No.13630700

you could put it that way

>> No.13630704

The best hack for tofu is throwing it in the bin.

>> No.13630803

based coomer

>> No.13630840

Not him, but mayo is delicious. And I'm a yuropoor

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>> No.13631149

I understood that reference.

>> No.13631171

>Hard boiled egg
>Marinara sauce
>One cut tortilla shell
>It's pizza! :)

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>> No.13631211

This is your brain on america

>> No.13631214

My roommate had a GF that made these for us on and off for like 2 months. It was really nice of her and she used quality ingredients, but god they looked good, tasted terrible.

>> No.13631219

im confused. why does the fatty look like he enjoy the pasta so much. why does 3 persons looking at him? why have the girl only bikini?

>> No.13631224

It's a polish gameshow, basically YLYL IRL

>> No.13631231

so they laugh at a fat person who eats? i mean whats the point?

>> No.13631236

>i mean whats the point?

You xcould say that about anythign reallly

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I came here to callout "Nama-sensei!" as well.
Never knew he did another series; thanks for the rec.

>> No.13631464

They should get Ja/ck/ to do some cooking for them

>> No.13631478

Laughing at the disabled is unkind

>> No.13631491

Well they're already laughing at one fat slob, so what's another but one that actually cooks and has to eat it.

>> No.13631492

Fat isn't a disability

>> No.13631497

It's literally a mental illness. Just like fast food is an addiction, like a coke addiction except you get fatter. The same neurons are activated.

>> No.13631500

Addiction isn't real

>> No.13631554

Nah its IPZ-433, dude kidnaps an idol and rape her for several days until she starts liking him, and then she release her. (Could be i dont soeak moonrunes)

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>> No.13631596

These all look laughably bad.

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>> No.13631623

Burgerman I-

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>> No.13631643

Ignus' meals really were boner inducing

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>Ignus was boner inducing

>> No.13631658

Do I wanna know what that is?

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>that much soy sauce

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I guess it looks badass to people who have never been anywhere near a kitchen, but it doesn't seem faster or safer than using a chopping board. And the pieces are very uneven. Someone spent a lot of time learning this inferior technique just to make a 20-second video of it.

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I think they are geoduck clams.

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>> No.13631754

Post feet or gtfo

>> No.13631758

honestly it looks decent until he gets to like the last 1/4 of the onion

chances are if you're prepping that many onions, it's not for an aesthetic thing

>> No.13631767

>>>/lgbt/ tranny posting is not allowed out side of the containment board

>> No.13631775

what are you talking about m8, eurofags love mayo

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>> No.13631824

I'd really like a source on this.

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>> No.13631908

Is that bun and mayo also vegan?

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>> No.13631989

i dont care about your liberty and freedom, now go cry, liberal faggot

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Also there is a correct way to make sushi rice

>> No.13632094

Just drink huel for fuck's sake.

>> No.13632124

To think it takes years to learn this, meanwhile I am now a sous chef at WaffleHouse after washing dishes for only four months. Why are Japs so slow to learn the basics?

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>> No.13632165

You need to pick up the exact amount of rice (+- 10 grains) for each piece of sushi. Fish 1mm too thick will be bad, as will 1mm too thin.
Waffle House is bullshit.

>> No.13632280

Always assumed sous-vide was dumb but my previous job regularly sous-vided salmon and carrots and they were just fantastic. It's a shame the thing takes up that much space and plastic bags because the result is quite impressive.

>> No.13632307

Tofu, like all ingredients, can become delicious or absolute shite depending on the skill and passion of the person preparing it. Getting out of your comfort zone is important in every discipline.

>> No.13632320

Well for then they typically learned through family, techniques weren't transmitted often, except for word of mouth.
It's like the fugu fish, that takes 10 years of training to be allowed to serve.
I can't think of any reason an intensive course of 3 years couldn't achieve the same results.

>> No.13632327

My issue with it is that wheat gluten won't cook during a light sear. When you make seitan with wheat gluten, the lumps have to be either boiled or steamed for a while to gain the elasticity that gluten brings. Seems like a recipe that's a mashup of multiple ones without any proper thought put into it.

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>> No.13632360

>it takes three years to learn how to make rice
peak autism for sure

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>60 grams of fucking salt for 5 cups of rice
These ratios are absolutely bonkers, what in the fucking fuck. Pic related, it's the sushi dressing I use and it's already overly decadent in terms of sugar/salt.

>> No.13632410

Being a wageslave must be suffering. Fortunately I can't relate.

>> No.13632424

Do people really eat raw bell peppers?

>> No.13632429

>160g sugar substitute
>60g salt
>2 spoons sugar
>.5 spoons salt

Well one of you is doing it wrong, and he's a professional sushi chef. So.....

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>swallowing your hit like a champ

>> No.13632455

dude are you gay?

>> No.13632495

The legalization of marijuana contravenes the Single Convention on Narcotic Drugs, to which both Canada and USA are party. Enjoy the legalization while you can, because there's going to be a crackdown on this shit soon. The treaty is too important to allow it to collapse for the benefit of potheads.

>> No.13632522

whats wrong with raw bell peppers? They taste fine no matter what color.

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>> No.13632552

N-nama sensei?

>> No.13632564

Why would you be trying to get them in the bottle if you didn't want them in the bottle?

>> No.13632571

Obviously drinking it as it spurts out was part of whatever game he was playing.

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I didn't know there was even a live action, but Rin seems extra retarded here. Maybe it's just the japanese overacting.

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That's the official live action adaptation.

>> No.13632606

Why is she pulling weird comical faces? That gives it a completely different tone.

>> No.13632614

Did you even read the post anon.
I was talking about fugu which usually take 10 years to train for.

>> No.13632655

Ok I see nobody else freaking out about him putting cut bell peppers in as a side for his food, who the fuck actually eats bell peppers by themselves, and why would you expect them to last 5 days in the fridge

>> No.13632661

Lots of people do. They are sweet and tasty like a carrot or apple.

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>> No.13632685
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sounds awful

>> No.13632688

nice, except for the marijuana.

>> No.13632689

Geoducks don't have gills in the shell.

Or gills at all for that matter.

>> No.13632710

>i dont like mayo and thats because im not AMERICAN

>> No.13632715

Bell Peppers are pretty good, though some are better than others.


>> No.13632723

did she eat it?

>> No.13632731

that seems like an extreme hassle to eat

>> No.13632741

Is huel like soylent? I want a meal replacement but I also want to continue being a high test male.

>> No.13632750

if this is a troll, then I respect you
if you aren't, you should know better

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>> No.13632756

I imagine that Japan wasn't able to transition from traditional stage plays to TV. I don't know much about kabuki but overacting with obvious facial expressions is very common in western theatre. Or maybe they're trying too hard to imitate the source material. It happened in the Ace Attorney LA and it just comes off as weird.

>> No.13632761

I like bell peppers, but just eating plain peppers by themselves seems weird

>> No.13632762

Japanese have no souls and thus no emotions. They're always play acting

>> No.13632765

It's like carrot sticks or cherry tomatoes. You just don't like raw bell peppers

>> No.13632767

if the noodles are made from glass then why don't they shatter?

>> No.13632769

That's why you boil them first

>> No.13632772

Maybe you should them raw then. I like the green ones the best, but each has their own distinct taste.

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I am so fucking tired of the way they wait for the food to fall before the add the next ingredient, since its so sped up they must just leave it for minutes at a time. Annoys the piss out of me.

>> No.13632785

You're able to add another ingredient while the first is still falling through the air? Are you The Flash?

>> No.13632794

I notice there's no part in that story where you actually call him out for his behaviour. He's going to keep doing it because of cowards like you.

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Each time they add an ingredient to the bowl they wait for it to settle and fall/move slightly before they add the next one. It is fucking stupid.

>> No.13632801

Science says otherwise

>> No.13632806

Science says a lot of things

>> No.13632849

Science has good reason to say lots of things, You don't.

>> No.13632858

I don't think being funded by organizations that tell you what conclusions to come to is a good reason. That's a cop out.

>> No.13632877

I don't think you understand how science works. Beginning with a conclusion is anti-science and can be seen in their working out.

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>> No.13632905

BASED creationist retard #DontVax

>> No.13632919

I approve of vaccinations. I don't approve of hospitals helping people who are too weakwilled to just stop taking the thing that is killing them. It's a waste of medical resources and also their continued existance is a net loss for humanity.

>> No.13632943

I might actually try to make this
just without the ham I think, I dont like the idea of that added in

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>> No.13633008

kosher chan when?

>> No.13633011

>vegan x
it's not ice cream without cream
vegan cheese is not cheese
almond milk is not milk

>> No.13633018

carnivitard COPE

>> No.13633027

>baseless accusation of being a carnivore
>facts are coping
ya fucked up but here's your (you)

>> No.13633032

I know it's not icecream, that's why it's called vegan icecream.

>> No.13633033

Is that liquid nitrogen ice cream?

>> No.13633037

That's definitely not in America. They had the nazi dots over the u like ü.

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>almond milk is not milk


>> No.13633048

>That's definitely not in America. They had the nazi dots over the u like ü.
Just trying to appease to flyover amerilards with 7.876103% German ancestry

>> No.13633068

This is fucking retarded. The orientals don't fuck up their tofu with that shit, and they fucking invented it. No need to press or freeze or nuke. Depending what you do with it boil it in salt water for a few minutes. Jesus christ fucking idiots. It was also never meant to be a fucking meat substitute it goes best with fucking pork. Stupid stupid vegetarians.

>> No.13633072

I love Rin.

>> No.13633078

I paid my buddy 20 bucks to that he said it wasn't that bad

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How out does he egg?

>> No.13633159

I notice that extrication from that situation could prove a challenging prospect.

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>> No.13633238

i will personally castrate every person that works at tasty justy for making this video

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>> No.13633258

wtf is it ?? idont understand??

>> No.13633299

that looks so unbelievably rich and smooth fuck

>> No.13633306

Shrimp are filled with shit.

>> No.13633334

Marijuana is



not food

>> No.13633341

It's the coconut oil, you get the same effect (better ime) with shortening.

>> No.13633462

I need webms of chinks being barbarians

>> No.13633500

They remind me of yoshihiko (?) and the demon king, except they were supposed to be ridiculous in that.

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Shirdan, turkish dish.
Its lamb stomach filled with minced meat, rice and spices, stitched together.

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>> No.13633595

seems to be too much cheese

>> No.13633603

Weed isnt food retard

>> No.13633615

You can't eat weed?

>> No.13633653


>> No.13633656

no such thing for a white person.

>> No.13633670

Based retard

>> No.13633687


>> No.13633701

Do Americans really?

>> No.13633723

look up Rachellete and see where it comes from.

>> No.13633761

>sous chef
you are as much a chef as the waiter serving food

>> No.13633778

if that soup is being held at a safe temperature, any germs he put on that ladle will be killed in a few seconds. not much to worry about, really.

>> No.13633789

i never understood why vegans can't just make their own food instead imitating meat

>> No.13633792

why'd he throw up on that guys food?

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>too much cheese

>> No.13633818

>Cuts apple
>Sticks it back together with a band aid to prevent Browning

>> No.13633852

Some people prefer their apples cut and they might not have an easy access to a knife at work, nor might they be willing to do the cutting during the work time, so they just do it at home beforehand.

>> No.13633960

Fucking disgusting

>> No.13634019

Chances are that soup isn't boiling.

>> No.13634033

>Le obsessed hihi :3
>Literally cannot stop thinking about trannies

>> No.13634064

isnt his son a raper?

>> No.13634088

I suspect you'll be saving most of them some money if you do it for free.

>> No.13634129

>almond milk is not milk
>lipids and protien suspended in water is not lipids and protien suspended in water
uh oh

>> No.13634146

have a good day!

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it's not really impressive, just incredibly reckless

>> No.13634188

Disregard for your own well-being is the true definition of masculinity.

>> No.13634194

The video he probably got the idea from is a lot cleaner and more impressive.

>> No.13634196

Nut water does not have the same culinary capabilities as milk.

>> No.13634199

"Milk" has been used as a term for any opaque white liquid since before the word "vegan" was coined.

>> No.13634241

Because their bodies crave meat so they have to trick it.

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>> No.13634263

pretty dumb statements desu, people don't go vegan because they hate the taste/texture of meat they do it for ethical/health reasons. this way you can have something similar to what you enjoy without the reasons that you don't consume it.

anti-vegan arguments are so fucking moronic, when people say what you're saying, it's honestly like you're asking a rhetorical question that you know the answer to but you think it sounds good before it's answered like it's some kind of 'gotcha' statement.

tl;dr because animal products taste good and imitations allow you to enjoy that pleasure without the reasons that you may not consume animal products

example: i'm vegan because i don't support the commoditization of animals, and the suffering they endure for no reason. would rather eat a burger that tasted 60% like a burger and not have to feel bad about it than eat one that tasted like 100% a burger with a guilty conscience. it's as simple as that.

>> No.13634280

imagine ruining a perfectly ripe jackfruit for a garbage facebook post

>> No.13634307

and people will call spiders bugs. just because they do it doesn't make them correct

>> No.13634322

gib code

>> No.13634329

You want to use an unripe one for savory purposes, so that's a double fuckup on their part. Green jackfruit is used in curries and stuff anyways, so it in barbecue sauce isn't even really weird.

>> No.13634356

Genuine question: What do you think about leather or fur jackets/clothing?

>> No.13634390

>pretty dumb statements desu, people don't go vegan because they hate the taste/texture of meat they do it for ethical/health reasons.

I was in the Scouts with a lad who didn't eat meat specifically for this reason. Meant we always had to buy quorn for him

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>> No.13634398

Ah yes I remember school where everyone had pesto pasta for lunch.

>> No.13634423

I literally eat cold kraft singles as a snack, saurkraut and apple sounds fucking vomit inducing no matter how well prepared

>> No.13634621

Kind-of but better.
>Higher protein:carb ratio (for the standard version; they also have an even higher ratio version)
>No soy
>More nutrients
>Now has probiotics
The only people I know who drink it are doctors, medical students, and the lads in the weights rooms at the gym.

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>> No.13634700

it's not polish but italian, it's called Ciao Darwin

>> No.13634701

Jack most likely can't even get it up anymore after the 50 strokes he's had

>> No.13634710

on one hand, this was terrible bait, but on the other hand, it worked

>> No.13634738

freezing is actually a traditional way of preparing tofu. it gives the tofu a spongy and porous texture.

>> No.13634753

Why can't americans eat something with salt, pepper and that's it?
Why do they have to drench it in butter and cheese?

>> No.13634754

Removes all the excess moisture. Same method for making proper triple-cooked chips.

>> No.13634759

Is that his wife? She also shoves ridiculous monstrously large pieces of food down her gullet. I would be seriously offended if I dined with people who eat like they do.

>> No.13634775

Based american fatty

>> No.13634778

You could probably use apple if you slice off a side instead of using a whole apple with the core still in it.

>> No.13634799

>leaves the garlic on top of the meat
i know they probably moved the cloves into the liquid off camera, but still

>> No.13634814

Take a look around you next time you're in public and see how many people over 70 are over 30 BMI and of those, how many have any quality of life left. Factor in that being fat makes people look easily 2 decades older than they are. Fatties don't make it far enough into old age to break their hip and get it replaced 3 times. They just die of a heart attack when they fall or die of infection in the hospital while trying to heal from surgery.

>> No.13634815

fuck fruit
fuck vegetable
fuck grain
fuck plants

>> No.13634820
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>fuck fruit
>fuck vegetable

>> No.13635007

I agree and wish they would come up with new names for this stuff. "Vegan x" anything is both a turn off and nothing like the original thing. If they weren't trying to be imitations of very different tasting foods and stood on their own, they would be far more appealing.

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>and he's a professional sushi chef. So.....
I have never seen a single sushi rice recipe using more than double the salt and sugar I use and I've looked far and wide. It's your rice, you fuck it up however you want anon, do your thing.

>> No.13635073

Coconut milk has been called like that since its discovery and we didn't hear anyone complain about it. I would advise you to focus on the food and cooking more and the political bullshit less.

>> No.13635094

That's not how you spell raclette.

Raclette is fantastic but it has the downside of making the room you eat it in smell like jog socks for half a week afterwards and there is no solution to it but waiting. It needs a dedicated room.

>> No.13635165

Yes, Tammy's also a massive unit.

>> No.13635335

It does, actually. Language is developed bottom-up, not top-down.

>> No.13635383

Then why do we have dictionaries?

>> No.13635407

Because there are too many people.

>> No.13636189

Genuine question: do you eat bananas, chocolate, and coffee?

>> No.13636302

why not call it vanilla cashew iced something instead of vegan ice cream? it probably tastes good though

>> No.13636303

Wait, I thought "bug" was just a general term for arthropods and stuff. Are you saying that's not the case? What does "bug" mean then?

>> No.13636320

gimme the numbers

>> No.13636328

He can drink it from the ladle without burning his lips. How safe do you think that temperature is?

>> No.13636397

Fake vegan propaganda. I love how everyone in the cult pretends non-meat tastes JUST like meat to push their agenda even though anyone who tries the vegan product, including vegans, can absolutely tell it's not meat or other animal product. Sometimes I like having meals without meat especially more often lately, but I don't eat this ridiculous vegan imitation shit. Why is it so hard for them to prepare vegan food specifically so that it taste GOOD and not a gross imitation of non-vegan foods?!

>> No.13636404

I think he's confusing the words "insect" and "bug"

>> No.13636433

Who is the guy in the video? His hand and skin look like a fat part black Brazilian mutt or something.

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this is him

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