/jerky/ boys unite

[Anonymous No.13625452]

You fuckers like jerky? Ever make your own?

Just started marinating some top sirloin in smoky garlic teriyaki, gonna blast it tomorrow afternoon, we'll see how it turns out. Last batch came out pretty solid for a first try, but could have used a bit more kick and I wanted to try thicker slices.

Post anything /dehydrated/ here doesn't have to be meat.

[bruce No.13625477]

>>13625452
First attempt last week with top round. It was OK.

[Anonymous No.13625479]

General threads are cancer, but I do like some jerky.

[Anonymous No.13625631]

I'm keeping this thread alive, because fuck you that's why.

[Anonymous No.13625644]

>>13625631
Dude, /ck/ is a slow board and it's nighttime in North America. You don't need to bump threads without contributing. It'll still be here tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.13625657]

>>13625644
It's not that slow. We gotta compete with shitty greentext/meme or just fucking nonsense no point threads. I think this is actually a worthwhile thread that a lot of people would be interested in, myself included, so fuck losing out to some limp dick youtuber thread.

[Anonymous No.13625663]

>>13625657
>It's not that slow.
>2.27 posts per minute

[Anonymous No.13625680]

>>13625663
It's not that slow meaning that it can get bumped off into archive in a short time, all while getting less visibility.

No, it's not that slow.

[Anonymous No.13625689]

>>13625680
>4stats.io
We're not even in the top 20 right now. We're literally slower than /lit/. Threads here can last days or weeks.

[Anonymous No.13625717]

>>13625689
The oldest thread on page 1 is from 2/4.
The oldest thread on page 10 is from 2/4.

[Anonymous No.13625830]

I'm going to try making a batch this weekend. I went too hard on the fish sauce on my last batch and it's a little offputting.

[Anonymous No.13625840]

>>13625452
how do you dry it without machine?

[Anonymous No.13625888]

>>13625840
I don't. Dehydrators are pretty cheap.

[Anonymous No.13627124]

>>13625717
God youre so fucking new

[Anonymous No.13627145]

>>13625663
>2 posts per minute
>Slow
Nigger I used to lurk on a board with like 20 posts per day what the fuck are you talking about.
>>13625840
You can use an oven on the lowest heat possible.

[Anonymous No.13627149]

>>13625452
>wanted to try thicker slices.

careful buddy, thats a good way to ruin meat

[Anonymous No.13627189]

Just got a dehydrator myself and made jerky using skirt steak and the seasonings that came with the dehydrator. Any anons have good marinade to make? Also, do you have to use a curing agent?

[Anonymous No.13627385]

>>13627124
I've been here on and off since 2004/2005.
>>13627189
Nice, how'd it turn out?
I'm playing around with a variation of this recipe:
https://www.allrecipes.com/recipe/142948/docs-best-beef-jerky/
Just added a ton of fresh garlic, a little bit more liquid smoke, a bit more brown sugar, couple squirts of lime juice and chili flakes for some heat. Smells fantastic, I'll give it a couple more hours in the marinade before dehydrating, but I'm stoked.

[Anonymous No.13628253]

Alright just loaded up the dehydrator. Smells amazing. I'll check on it in a couple hours to make sure it's in temp, but it should be done in 4-5 hours.

[Anonymous No.13628257]

>>13625452
Alright guys but what about WET jerky?

[Anonymous No.13628288]

>>13628257

[Anonymous No.13628545]

I had salmon jerky once. It was marinaded in maple syrup. It confuses me still, as I'm not sure whether I liked it or not.

[Anonymous No.13628621]

>>13628253
Couple hours later, looking promising. Dehydrator is at temp, all good.

[Anonymous No.13628869]

>>13625477
nb4 shit talk about the hands

[Anonymous No.13628877]

>>13625644
there are way slower boards.
ive posted on /n/ and came back a month later and the thread was still alive in the middle of the catalog with no newer posts

[Anonymous No.13628934]

>>13625644
its become a much faster board than it used to. I've had threads archive or fall off within hours.

[Anonymous No.13628940]

>beef jerky
for what reason?

[Anonymous No.13628966]

are you supposed to cook the beef before you dehydrate it?
do you ever get together with other guys to make jerky?

[Anonymous No.13629026]

>>13628966
dehydrating it cooks it.

[Anonymous No.13629030]

>>13628940
do americans really not know what jerkys for?

[Anonymous No.13629035]

>>13629030
Seeing as your european and can't own guns it's no surprise you resort to using store bought beef for jerky rather than hunting for deer or other animals.

[Anonymous No.13629038]

>>13629026
if its cooking while dehydrating your doing it wrong

[Anonymous No.13629044]

>>13629035
are you blind or did you just see the word american and start to have a sook. read my post you ignorant american. learn what words mean on the screen and stop getting angry because you are from the laughing stock of the free world

[Anonymous No.13629051]

>>13629044
keep seething eurocuck.

[Anonymous No.13629055]

>>13629051
why would i seethe? are you for real or just pretending to be retarded? you know that i asked if americans know what jerky is for seeing as the american posted "for what reason", then you came along getting butthurt and talking about buying jerky and hutning, despite it not even relating to what jerky is for

thats the american education system for you

[Anonymous No.13629060]

>>13629055
Learn english you fucking retard. He clearly is questioning why you would use beef for jerky and not deer or other hunted animals. Jesus fucking Christ get off this site if you can't read a sentence properly and then have a meltdown over Americans.

[Anonymous No.13629061]

>>13629038
so which is it how do you prepare jerky do you cook it first or what

[Anonymous No.13629080]

sliced up some venison and put it in a electric dehydrator. I used to pound them out thinking they would dry better, but I left them maybe a quarter inch thick? came out easier to eat and softer. Favorite is Worcester and garlic, or something with hot pepper flakes. Never use thick sauces as a marinade as it fucks the outside of the meat up and it's slimey

[Anonymous No.13629091]

>>13629061
You don't cook it first. That guy is retarded. Google any jerky recipe and no one is going to tell you to cook it first before slicing into strips to dehydrate.

[Anonymous No.13629092]

>dehydrator
>seasoning
>flavoring

>>13629030
jerky is for when you go out west to conquest the new frontier,

[Anonymous No.13629112]

>>13629091
do you not cook the strips after they're cut but before you dehydrate them? I never had the internet and had someone teach me to make deer jerky a while back and we always threw it in the oven to brown it up a little bit before transferring it to the dehydrator

[Anonymous No.13629114]

>>13629060
where does he say that you skitzo faggot? he doesnt say that at all. you are making shit up in your head so you can have a leg to stand on. typical american

>>13629061
you dont cook it, you dry it out

if its cooked you did it wrong

>>13629080
you can water the sauces down, did you know that, american?

>>13629092
your a few hundred years late you larping american

[Anonymous No.13629118]

>>13629112
you dont cook it full stop you retarded american

[Anonymous No.13629122]

>>13629112
I've heard of people using ovens at low temps to dehydrate since they didn't own a dehyrator, but never to brown it.

[Anonymous No.13629126]

>>13629114
That's it i'm done with this fucking stupid ass troll. getting on the discord now and getting a /ck/ mod to permaban his ass. Judging by his attitude it's likely some Finnish cuck too.

[Anonymous No.13629131]

>>13629126
how am i trolling? stop being a mad faggot american who gets butthurt at the fact hes american

>so mad hes getting his mother to come make the bad man go away

HAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

cry more bitch

[Anonymous No.13629132]

>>13629114
so jerky is raw uncooked meat?

[Anonymous No.13629136]

>>13629132
is this a concept you are having trouble grasping?

[Anonymous No.13629175]

>>13629132
Did you know just about all your lunch meats are uncooked aged meats?

[Anonymous No.13629194]

>>13629038
Not really tho.

[Anonymous No.13629202]

>>13629194
yes really, if it cooks you have steak, not jerky, thats ultra well done, and it drastically reduces its shelf life

[Anonymous No.13629207]

>>13629202
now i've heard it all.

[Anonymous No.13629210]

I've recently been making pork jerky since it's stupidly cheap for pork loin.

[Anonymous No.13629215]

>>13629132
It can be. The dehydrator I'm using heats up to ~150-155F so it pretty much cooks it as it dries.

Tried a couple pieces after 4 hours. They taste great but are a bit too moist, so I gave it another hour. I'll post the results in a bit.

Also jesus christ the bickering little boys in here.

>>13629202
Wrong.

[Anonymous No.13629221]

>>13629175
>he thinks roast beef and ham is uncooked

[Anonymous No.13629225]

>>13629221
>just about all
What do those words mean to you? I'll give you a hint, it's doesn't mean everything.

[Anonymous No.13629226]

>>13629207
just because some idiot american told you to cook it before hand, doesnt mean its right.

look it up for yourself if you dont believe the multiple people telling you that you are wrong in this thread

>>13629215
>The dehydrator I'm using heats up to ~150-155F so it pretty much cooks it as it dries.

that isnt cooking it, but seeing as you are american it can be forgiven, after all you guys are quite ignorant and lacking in the brain department

>>13629221
what do you expect of an american?

[Anonymous No.13629230]

>>13629215
>4 hours
>its still moist
>it pretty much cooks it

You have no idea what your talking about, and obviously new to jerky making.

[Anonymous No.13629232]

>obsessed European with terrible reading comprehension ruins another thread

[Anonymous No.13629236]

>>13629232
>american so butthurt hes still complaining after the mod he tried to harrass on discord told him to fuck off

its ok i forgive you for being american, but i dont forgive you for being a dumb cunt

[Anonymous No.13629241]

>>13629230
>>13629226
>beef reaches 145+ degrees F
>iTs NoT CoOkInG iT!

Shut the fuck up already. Mods, can you step up and ban these shitposting faggots that are contributing absolutely nothing to the discussion already?

[Anonymous No.13629249]

>>13629241
its not cooking it, no matter how much you think it is. keep crying to your mother to make the bad man go away you petulant child. get a fucking grip, kid

[Anonymous No.13629254]

OP just delete the thread.

[Anonymous No.13629262]

>>13629210
How do you season/marinate it? Do you prepare it any different from beef?

[Anonymous No.13629280]

>>13629262
dried pork is shit tier chink shit. same with chicken. those meats tend to harbour a lot more risk with spoilage than red meat and non oily fish non oily fish and red meat are the only ones i suggest jerking, and trust me, im not american so i know what im talking about

[Anonymous No.13629284]

>>13629280
I too take my advice from third worlders in south america.

[Anonymous No.13629289]

>>13629241
Are you OP?

[Anonymous No.13629291]

>>13629284
im neither, nor am i european. you should look at an atlas some time, then again you couldnt even point out turkmenistan on the map, can you? stop being so ignorant you american worm

[Anonymous No.13629295]

>>13629280
>those meats tend to harbour a lot more risk with spoilage
Only a problem in America. When treated right, fed well, and properly kept pork is perfectly fine for aging or drying. Spain has some of the best pigs around the world when it comes to pork and there's absolutely nothing wrong with using them.

[Anonymous No.13629307]

>>13629295
>perfectly fine for aging or drying

not when you involve any liquids, which a lot of jerkys do. theres reason you dont see pork or chicken jerky for sale, its to risky

[Anonymous No.13629312]

>>13629307
There are plenty of dry rubs for jerky that come out just as good. Not everything has to be marinated. Please stop pretending to be smart when you're clearly a dumb American who has never done jerky before.

[Anonymous No.13629319]

>>13629312
>There are plenty of dry rubs for jerky that come out just as good.

confirmed noob@jerky

dry rubs pail in comparison to wet brines/marinades

>Please stop pretending to be smart when you're clearly a dumb American who has never done jerky before.

im the one calling all the dumb americans, dumb americans, how dare you call me one.

i make money off my jerky, kid. i know what im talking about, unlike you

[Anonymous No.13629322]

>>13629319
>reddit spacing
>spazzing out when called America
>clearly has never done a good dry rub in his life
Just stop posting you fucking stupid American.

[Anonymous No.13629338]

>>13629322
you dont know what reddit spacing is.

this way of typing has been used on 4chan since before reddit existed.

if you dont believe me go look up some screenshots, newfag

im not american, dont call me one you kike

ive done many dry rubs, but for dried meat it doesnt work well to carry flavour to the meat, but then again you dont know what your talkin about.

are you confusing a dry rub with a dry brine? dumb cunt

ahhhhh i see, you are the butthurt faggot american from before, mods wont do anything so now your just shitposting

keep crying american, its fucking hilarious how butthurt you are

[Anonymous No.13629341]

>>13629338
That is 100% reddit spacing you retarded American. Fuck off back to your shitty containment site.

[Anonymous No.13629350]

>>13629341
Actually, if this is the same autist shitposter from another thread, he's an Australian in bumfuck nowhere.

[Anonymous No.13629354]

>>13629341
wont work, you have been outed as the retarded american from before. you can keep calling me one, but i dont care. you obviously do otherwise you wouldnt be rage posting as hard as you are

now, as for the spacing, its not reddit no matter how much you want it to be.

if you have nothing to contribute to the thread, stop posting.

/ignored until you stop being a retarded american butthurt faggot

now, does anyone have any questions for a master meat jerker?

[Anonymous No.13629363]

>>13629350
link a post i made in this thread thats a shit post

go on, i dare you to

calling it now, you wont because you cant

[Anonymous No.13629366]

>>13629354
>gets called American
>has an absolute meltdown and doubles down
lmao looks like I hit it the nail dead on. You are an embarrassment to your nation. Even your orange man knows when to stop.

[Anonymous No.13629379]

The best thing about reddit posters is they are easy to filter. Add:
/\n\n/;boards:ck
To your comment filter to get rid of the shitposter.

[Anonymous No.13629389]

Confirmed to be the same autistic bogan shitposter. Clearly Aussies need to be rangebanned.

[Anonymous No.13629394]

>>13629379
>>13629389
>>13629379
>>13629366
>being this mad
holy shit all i did was call you an american and call you out on making shit up in your head about what someone said, and you went ape shit

get a fucking grip you retarded american

[Anonymous No.13629400]

>>13629394
You didn't call me an American, Bruce. Who do you think you're replying to?

[Anonymous No.13629404]

>>13629030
Not him but most people who make their own jerky in the US are hunters. I've only ever used deer, elk, boar, and turkey for jerky

[Anonymous No.13629412]

>>13629400
im not >>13625477 you retarded american

>>13629404
samefag harder you butthurt american

[Anonymous No.13629414]

>>13629118
>responding to bait
>calling others retarded

[Anonymous No.13629415]

>>13629404
Same here in Canada. Great when bear and moose season comes around.

[Anonymous No.13629418]

>>13629412
I don't even know who you think you're replying to anymore. I just got here.

[Anonymous No.13629421]

Oh it's good. Threw it in the fridge to cool down, but it's definitely not bad at all.

Fuck yeah.

[Anonymous No.13629426]

>>13629414
did you make that post? if not, why are you replying to me, you american?

>>13629418
sure thing you american samefagger

>>13629421
>Threw it in the fridge to cool down
dont do this if you value your health. it will increase the likelyhood of spoilage, just let it air cool till its room temp then seal it in some zip lock bags to cure

[Anonymous No.13629427]

>>13629421
Nothing better than when it's hot out of the dehydrator, imo.

[Anonymous No.13629428]

>>13629426
>>13629412
Sure thing, Bruce.

[Anonymous No.13629430]

>>13629426
>samefagger
Why do you keep saying that?

[Anonymous No.13629432]

>>13629415
>>13629404
You have to realize that the civilized parts of the world don't allow for gun ownership because we value human lives.

[Anonymous No.13629443]

>>13629428
>>13629430
samefagging american still butthurt arent you?

[Anonymous No.13629452]

>>13629443
Tell me Bruce, are you an aboriginal or were your grandparents convicts?

[Anonymous No.13629453]

>>13629432
>You have to realize that the civilized parts of the world don't allow for gun ownership because we value human lives.
I hunt with a crossbow.
>>13629443
Whate'ver ya say, Brucie boy.

[Anonymous No.13629454]

>>13627385
>https://www.allrecipes.com/recipe/142948/docs-best-beef-jerky/
I'm very fond of this recipe and it's easy to tweak. It has the right combo of chewiness and softness. It isn't as preserved as some jerkies so I had a piece of it go bad after a couple weeks but it usually doesn't last that long anyway.

[Anonymous No.13629455]

>>13629452
why are you so butthurt, american?

[Anonymous No.13629456]

>>13629421
that looks pretty good. for once OP is not a faggot.

[Anonymous No.13629461]

>>13629455
Confirmed abbo.

[Anonymous No.13629463]

>>13629455
I'll just assume you're an aboriginal then, Bruce.

[Anonymous No.13629464]

>>13629132
Yeah it starts out raw and then you cook it you dumb cunt.

[Anonymous No.13629474]

Why are you idiots arguing with the autistic aussie again? Does nobody ever learn?

[Anonymous No.13629476]

>>13629453
>>13629452

samefag

>>13629454
>It has the right combo of chewiness and softness.

nothing to do with the recipie, all to do with your equipment/meat

>It isn't as preserved as some jerkies so I had a piece of it go bad after a couple weeks

you are doing somthing wrong then, most likely not dehydrating it enough, but seeing as you are an american and new to this, you will learn

>>13629461
confirmed american, no one calls an abo an abbo you ignorant american

>>13629463
>>13629461
samefag

*abo

>>13629464
no, you dehydrate it, you dont cook it, you ignorant american

[bruce No.13629478]

>>13629454
Yeah there's a balance of saltiness/dryness and how well it preserves, but I figure it doesn't really last more than a couple of days anyways, so I'm fine with it considering I'm keeping it in the fridge anyways. I'd much rather have it be less salty and tender than shelf stable for longer. I'm actually pretty happy with this batch. The only thing is that it doesn't really have much heat at all, I didn't put enough chili flakes in.

[Anonymous No.13629484]

>>13629474
its one guy, and he got butthurt that i called him an american, and called him out on his skitzo bullshit so hes shitposting

[Anonymous No.13629486]

>>13629476
Now THIS is schizophreniaposting.

[Anonymous No.13629490]

stop bullying bruce

[Anonymous No.13629495]

>>13629476
bona fide schizophrenia

[Anonymous No.13629502]

>>13629484
>only one person could possibly disagree with ME, the smartest man on 4chan!
You may have brain problems.

[bruce No.13629503]

>>13629484
I think there are at least two. You and the guy you're bickering with. I'm OP and I haven't been engaging in your nonsense until now. The other guy flipping out isn't the real bruce.

I'm gonna go eat some more of that jerky now. I suggest you spastic cunts take a deep breath and calm down.

[Anonymous No.13629506]

>>13629486
>>13629495
>samefags so hard and is so mad he cant think of anything original to say so he just copies you and samefags

the absolute STATE of americans

[Anonymous No.13629510]

>>13629502
dumb cunt, its one american whos shitposting because i called him an american

im the other guy and im not flipping out in the slightest, stop projecting you dumb american

[Anonymous No.13629518]

>>13629506
>>13629510
I stand corrected: you definitely have brain problems.

[Anonymous No.13629519]

>>13629503
are you brain dead or american? you cant even follow whats going on here can you?

>>13629518
samefag less, butthurt american

[bruce No.13629525]

Just look at it. Beautiful.

[Anonymous No.13629526]

>>13629519

[Anonymous No.13629528]

>>13629526
>so butthurt he can only reply with pictures

thanks for losing, now you can leave, american

[Anonymous No.13629530]

>>13629528

[Anonymous No.13629533]

>>13629525
>all that sugar

try some wet brines, without the sugary marinades

but then again you are american, so sugar is a staple of your diet

>>13629530
yawn, pathetic, american

[Anonymous No.13629537]

>>13629533

[Anonymous No.13629544]

>>13629537
/filtered

have fun being ignored you retarded butthurt american

i win

[Anonymous No.13629548]

>>13629544
Woohoo, victory by default!

[Anonymous No.13629551]

>>13629525
fucking a

[Anonymous No.13629556]

>>13629544
>filtering Anonymous posts on 4chan
Are you this new?

[Anonymous No.13629570]

>>13629556
>he doesnt have the greasemonkey script that enables the ID architecture found on some boards but in the background of all boards

are YOU this new and american?

[Anonymous No.13629573]

>>13629556
I can't even see what you wrote, enjoy being filtered you fucking trump supporting beast

[Anonymous No.13629583]

>>13629570
I hate to break it to you, kid, but if someone convinced you that was a thing, they were lying to you. Post IDs aren't used on the backend. What, did you magically unfilter my post just to say that?
>>13629573
I'm Canadian. I even said it earlier.

[Anonymous No.13629589]

>>13629583
the absolute COPE in your post

you have a new ID, your IP changed

filtered you retarded amercain

[Anonymous No.13629596]

>>13629589
I'm not even sure if you're serious anymore. Hell, I'm not even sure if you were serious in the first place.

[Anonymous No.13629600]

>>13629570
>enables the ID architecture found on some boards but in the background of all boards
Confirmed for falling for trolls on /g/.

[Anonymous No.13629617]

>>13629596
>>13629600
Not him, but you guys are pretty mad. The Aussie is contributing to the thread, you're just shitposting because he triggered you.

[Anonymous No.13629641]

>>13625452
for me, it's Member's Mark Steak Strips, the cheapest jerky

[Anonymous No.13629774]

>>13629617
>>13629600
seethe harder, americans

[bruce No.13629781]

>>13629774
Nobody here aside from you is seething. If you think you're some kind of clever troll, you really aren't. Like we're not angry at anything you're posting and it's very apparent what you're trying to do here. Please go to bed and finish your homework first thing in the morning. Don't bother posting because we're not reading any more of your retarded shit boyo.

[Anonymous No.13629818]

>>13629781
all i did was call you an american and then call you out on your skitzo bullshit claiming someone said somthing which they didnt all because you made it up in your head

seethe harder american

[Anonymous No.13629823]

>>13629781
>we're not reading

Who, you and yourself? He's right, you are schizophrenic .

[Anonymous No.13629826]

>>13629818
Weird, I thought you "filtered" me with your l33t skillz.

[Anonymous No.13629836]

>>13629826
>Don't bother posting because we're not reading any more of your retarded shit boyo.
>reads it instantly

SEETHE harder american

[Anonymous No.13629837]

>>13629826
Who are you quoting?

[Anonymous No.13629839]

>>13629837
>so mad he cant even link the right post

HAAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAH SEETHE american

[Anonymous No.13629853]

Fuck Americans

That is all.

[Anonymous No.13629904]

>>13629853
>so mad he has to samefag just to get the last word

fucking SEETHING hard i see, american

[Anonymous No.13629937]

>>13629904
;3

[Anonymous No.13629943]

>>13629937
i win, thanks for trying though, american

[Anonymous No.13629957]

>>13629943
I'm confused
I didn't bother reading what you autists were arguing about, but I'm not an American
As far as I'm aware you are both seething

[Anonymous No.13629972]

>>13629957
>hes so mad hes samefagging again

you lose, american

[Anonymous No.13630056]

What would be the best cut of meat to make beef jerky?

[Anonymous No.13631117]

>>13629957
>so mad he has to report me

did nothing, you lose, american