/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.13616604]

Do you MOONCH often /ck/?

[Anonymous No.13616726]

Memes really are strange. We went from boomer to zoomer to doomer to bloomer to coomer to coofer to mooncher. This place is rotting my brain.

[Anonymous No.13616731]

>>13616604
These stopped being funny 2 years ago.

[Anonymous No.13616756]

>>13616726
it's not strange at all, people have used memes for cringy peer pressure shaming tactic type shit like this for ages, wojack just lends itself particularily well.

[Anonymous No.13616759]

>>13616726
Template memes: unleash your inner tumblrfaggot.
>>13616731
These were funny before 2 years ago?

[Anonymous No.13616760]

>>13616726
I've spent so much time here that the connection between my thoughts and verbal speech has eroded. I literally cannot carry on a conversation with another person in real life anymore.

[Anonymous No.13616768]

>>13616760
Me too. And I sometimes catch myself thinking in greentext.

[Anonymous No.13616782]

>>13616768
Greentext is a very efficient form of relaying information. I use it when writing incident reports at work.

[Anonymous No.13616784]

>>13616760
>>13616768
Bro I’ve been here for (at least) more than half of the time you guys have, and I’m not even close to being like this.
You do realize you don’t have to browse 4chan all day long right? You can go out, socialize, it doesn’t even have to be personal. Go to a fucking AA meeting, I’m sure the people there will be more than happy to talk to you even if you aren’t an alcoholic, just get some fucking social communication before you’re a complete drone disconnected from the species you’re supposed to be a part of.

[Anonymous No.13616790]

>>13616782
I think you might be thinking of "point form" or "sentence fragments", unless you literally write things like "I shiggy diggy" in green ink.

[Anonymous No.13616795]

>>13616784
>just be a normalfag, bro
>it's easy, bro
Go. Save yourself. This place is no good for you.

[Anonymous No.13616803]

>>13616790
I meant the part with arrows and not capitalizing anything

[Anonymous No.13616820]

>>13616731

They were never funny.

[Anonymous No.13616825]

>>13616803
Yeah, that's point form or a bullet journal.

[Anonymous No.13616842]

>>13616795
It’s not easy, in fact I believe it is one of the hardest things only some people have to do, which makes it vastly unfair and completely shitty because only those like yourself know what it’s like.

I promise you, things are better on the other side, and there are many places where people will (even if reluctantly) talk to you, and you don’t have to go inserting yourself into a position where you’re the one who is obligated into making the first approach, there are many places where people will approach you and (even if it’s very difficult) will tolerate your asocial personality.

In essence, the only one isolating you is yourself, my friend, and no matter how autistic, retarded, or absolutely mind-blowingly fucking insane you are: there are people equally as fucked up as you and equally lonely who would be just as glad to have at least one real friend to communicate with. Want proof? Go take a look at /x/, it’ll blow your mind what kind of maniacs exist in the free world.

[Anonymous No.13616844]

>>13616604
DANK

[Anonymous No.13616850]

>>13616842
This isn't supposed to be a cringe thread. Take your talkback radio therapy session to someone who cares.

[Anonymous No.13616856]

>>13616850
You literally can not possibly know if something I said helped someone ITT and I can easily tell you that your shitty negative attitude can fuck right off, nigger.

[Anonymous No.13616858]

>>13616842
>Go take a look at /x/
Haven't browsed that board in nearly a decade. I can only imagine how much the tulpafags and illuminazis have shit up the place.

[Anonymous No.13616868]

>>13616858
Dude, it’s gotten so much worse than that. Go take a look. It’ll blow your fucking mind what a an absolute downturn into the slippery slope of dogshit that board has gone into.

[Anonymous No.13616871]

trying not to be a mooncher. im a faster now bros. shit sucks but I was nearing the point of no return, gotta turn back while i still can. 5'8 185. here we go lads.

[Anonymous No.13616880]

>>13616871
>5'8
>185
You should know better than to post these numbers.

[Anonymous No.13617063]

>>13616871
Shit nigger, I'm the same height, 170lb and fairly muscular. Good luck losing that weight.

[Anonymous No.13617115]

>>13616760
you have evolved into a higher life form. you are ready to be uploaded. juuuust hold on a couple decades while we polish out the interface

[Anonymous No.13617118]

Just shat and vomited after a particularly bad weekend moonch weekend. I'll let that feeling set me straight. It is never worth the aftermath lads

[Anonymous No.13617141]

>>13617118
See you again next week.

[Anonymous No.13617154]

>>13616784
>just go outside and talk to people, bro
die

[Anonymous No.13617163]

>>13616726
That’s sounds like a dr. Seuss rhyme

[Anonymous No.13617202]

>>13617163
Yeah. In the good old days the person who observed that would have mocked up a page of a Dr Seuss book to demonstrate, instead of just commenting on the similarity. Those were fun times.

[Anonymous No.13617226]

>>13617202
>In the good old days
Nigga, we still had shitty MS Paint comics a decade ago. I'd like to know when these "fun times" you think were.

[Anonymous No.13617258]

>>13617202
Well I can’t draw

[Anonymous No.13617263]

>>13617226
At the same time. Those comics weren't everything. But they were good too. An imageboard being used for images. Very good days.

[Anonymous No.13617269]

>>13616842
>and there are many places where people will (even if reluctantly) talk to you, and you don’t have to go inserting yourself into a position where you’re the one who is obligated into making the first approach, there are many places where people will approach you and (even if it’s very difficult) will tolerate your asocial personality.
This isn't true, everywhere requires you to approach.