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What's the dumbest /ck/ related thing you've seen? Besides this thread of course.

>> No.13616058
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>>13616051
>this thre
o-oh

>> No.13616065

>>13616051
>bone broth
>those food-hack channels
>cotton candy burrito filled with ice cream and candy
>people being afraid of cooking meat

its quite an exhaustive list

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I wish you could spoiler images on this board.

>> No.13616077

>>13615987

>> No.13616084
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>>13616051
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_BGPTK3GQk

this FUCKING faggot putting fucking COTTAGE CHEESE in baked ziti

FUCKING KYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.13616092

>>13616065
>cotton candy burrito filled with ice cream and candy
viscerally disgusting

>> No.13616095

>>13616051
>What's the dumbest /ck/ related thing you've seen?
Veganism.

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>> No.13616124

>>13616084
cringing with babish does stupid shit all the time

>> No.13616158

>>13616051
>marinating a chicken in acidic ingredients for 5 days
won't that start to liquefy the chicken

>> No.13616168

>>13616097
He fucking did it, the absolute Madsman

>> No.13616201

>>13616084
>when he dumps the dutch oven out over its handle
Can't believe he exposed himself so hard here and people still watch his shit

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>>13616124
>>13616201
i hate him so much I CANT FUCKING TAKE IT!!!!!!!!!

>> No.13616246

>>13616124
>cringing with babish

Kek he’s unorinically a faggot

>> No.13616315

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uc-_KXfHcXQ

>fry and freeze and fold your french fries 6 gorillion times
>basics
those fries looked like shit too, outside looked burnt. also mozzarella lol

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>>13616315
FUCK HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.13616350

>>13616051
>destroying the protein strings by marinading for 110 hours longer than the absolutely most you should marinade a chicken.

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>>13616350
>protein strings

>> No.13616392

>>13616051
Where's the after picture?

>> No.13616403

>>13616374
strands/strings, same thing

>> No.13616431

>>13616051
>eating 5 day old raw chicken

yikes

>> No.13616441

>>13616051
marinade doesnt even permeate the meat, what the fuck does it need to sit 5 days for?

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>>13616051
In this pic, OP the eternal fag decided rather than braising the shank, bone and all, he would trim the meat off the bone and fry it instead. The result is abysmal.

>> No.13616451

>>13616315
>sprinkle with kosher salt

>> No.13616452

>>13616051

What the fuck is the point of vacuum sealing a bag twice?

>> No.13616459

>>13616051
This thread of course.

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>rich people

>> No.13616475

>>13616469
I hate liberals so god damn much.

>> No.13616496

>>13616452
protection against leaks.

>> No.13616506

>>13616449
I thought he'd fished out the marrow and tried frying that up... which I now kinda wanna try, I've never just tried straight up frying marrow.

But fuck, that must have been like trying to eat one of those kong dog toys.

>> No.13616511

>>13616475
I love Adolf Hitler.

>> No.13616538

>>13616403
not in the least

but I understand why you're trying to save face

>> No.13616555

>>13616051
>lets leave something in the food for 5 days which is not safe for human consumption after the third
i got a chicken so fucking rotten after 4 days in the fridge it was green all over and smelt worse than my trash
i still ate it, i cleaned the fridge right after which was kind of stupid in hinsight, what is the fridge going to give me? double food poisoning?
i was fine because of my iron gut but boy oh boy was i pushing it

>> No.13616570

>>13616538
Shut up nerd

>> No.13616574

>>13616158
It absolutely will. Just straight hot sauce with nothing else for a day isn't a good idea, 5 days that chicken is probably ground chicken.

>> No.13616580

>>13616555
the acidity in it should kill all the bacteria, but it's also gonna disintegrate your chicken.

>> No.13616641

>>13616580
no way in hell hotsauce can keep a chicken safe for 5 days
thats 2 days too many
plus if the acidity is high enough it will cook the chicken, i had that happen to me with some pork when i was just starting

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>> No.13616673

>>13616051
There’s just too much, the number of people who outright deny science (chemistry, no less) because they have stupid beliefs about X that they read in some faggots blogpost about X and they have Y years of experience or some kind of general science knowledge from Z so they must be correct.
Also, everyone who can’t understand what I wrote above is equally fucking retarded and I know you’re out there

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>>13616072
He's basically boomer incarnate.

>> No.13616745

>>13616084
>he doesn’t cut his ricotta with small curd cottage cheese
You, my friend, are what we in the business refer to as a “fag”.

>> No.13616755

>>13616666
dam what happened super satan

>> No.13616834

>>13616065
>people being afraid of cooking meat
You didn't have a dad or father figure, or they were a soy who didn't grill.

>>13616538
>>13616374
You understood exactly what was being said, you're just being a pretentious faggot. You don't sound smart, you just look like an asshole.

>> No.13616912

>>13616051
>marinate for five days

i wanna see the slop that came out and also a bacterial culture from the inside of that bag

>> No.13616958

>>13616511
yea, well Hitler never decided to make bread with the puss from a vaginal yeast infection(presumably) jes sayin

>> No.13616975

>>13616051
That anime themed pizza place.

>> No.13617993

>>13616912
i was reading the thread waiting for someone to point this out.
One time i let a chicken breast marinade for 4 days and still ate it but it was marinading in sour orange and lime.

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>>13616511
Based dubs for a based post

>> No.13618110

>>13616975
lolwut

>> No.13618631

>>13616511
I don't because vegeterians suck
Also that homo killed himself

>> No.13619733

>>13616511
o/

>> No.13620147

>>13616449
it's pretty trendy to quick cook tough cuts these days

>> No.13620195

>>13616725
damn. seems like you'd taste the heat, not the meat at those temperatures

>> No.13620201

>>13616051
>5 days
What's the fucking point?

>> No.13620245

>>13616574
thanks for answering, fren

>> No.13620254

>>13618110
That anime themed pizza place

>> No.13620266

>>13616051
Would the acidic vinegar from the hot sauces melt the chicken?

>> No.13620286

>>13616051
Marinating with hot sauces sounds awful. Am I a retard?

>> No.13620426

>>13616051
i had a roomate who might have been retarded

>be me living with 3 other dudes
>in a 1 room apartment
>only roomate that knows how to cook
>pooling our money for groceries
>i suggest buying ground beef
>my dumb roomate stares at me and laughs
>"anon don't waste our money on expensive stuff"
>me and other roomates are confused
>"we should by hamburger meat instead"
>my brain shortsout and i question reality for a second as i realize he doesn't know ground meat is burger meat
>try to explain it but he won't have it
>"you're talking about taco meat not hamburger meat"
i couldn't convince him until i literally formed a burger patty in front of him. my other roomates thought the whole thing was hilarious
i have another one if you care to listen

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>>13616051
Over cooked meat like pic related

>> No.13620444

>>13616506
Just roast some marrowbones and have them with toast. Meat butter is great.

>>13620266
Yeah, chicken marinating in acid for too long gets mushy.

>>13620286
Purely in hot sauce like he seems to be doing, totally. A bit for a marinade (like in a buttermilk marinade for fried chicken) is good.

>>13620426
The fuck did he think hamburgers were made of?

>> No.13620543

>>13616475
Enjoy your mcchikens and wage slavery faggot

>> No.13620637

>>13620266
Yes. See the episode of the Ja/ck/ show where he marinades chicken in like this weird pineapple slurry, acidic marinades destroy the texture of meat if you let them sit too long, and chicken/white meats are the most sensitive to this. Jack is actually a good resource of all of the different ways you can fuck up chicken in particular.

>> No.13620654

>>13616511
Hitler was a spastic vegetarian druggie and it was good that he killed himself.

>> No.13620657

>>13620637
It's not the acid in pineapple that dissolves chicken:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bromelain

>> No.13620697

>>13616168
fuckin' good pun m8, I appreci8

>> No.13620708

>>13616511
Ily 2 anon

>> No.13620727

>>13620147
Why, that sounds shit.

>> No.13620729

>>13620426
he probably thought "hamburger meat" was the shit from a tube
my retarded redneck relatives thought the same

>> No.13620737

>>13616233
>ywn live in the timeline where Hillary became President and infowars goes beyond full retard

>> No.13620743

>>13616725
Lmao what a guy

>> No.13620753

>>13620147
So is cutting your dick off

>> No.13620758

>>13620426
Yes

>> No.13620777

>>13618110
how new?