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/ck/ - Food & Cooking


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>Brad Leone giving Claire the brotherly tough love she needs to push her Twinkies to the next level.

Please stop perverting this pure and wholesome platonic relationship that is very important to me and so many others.

>> No.13613934

>>13613920
I'd push her twinkies to the next level if you smell what I'm cookin'.

>> No.13613937

>>13613920
take your eceleb worship somewhere else, faggot

>> No.13613950

>>13613937
oh, umm, ok I guess ( ._.)

>> No.13613964

>>13613950
Don't listen to that guy. If it was up to him we'd only have fast food threads here.

>> No.13613981

>>13613964
Which beats Claire threads sadly. Take this garbage to /tv/

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>>13613964
thanks

>> No.13613988

>>13613920
i want brad to push his twinkie inside of me

>> No.13613993

>>13613981
>real cooks showing how to make something in an interesting fashion is less on topic than "how's my curly fry guys derp" on a cooking board
I guess I disagree.

>> No.13614000

>>13613993
>recreating shitty snack food into shitty homemade snack food is different from curly fries
go be a faggot on reddit and quit posting the fucking hog

>> No.13614008

>>13614000
lol

>> No.13614017

>>13613920
Claire's sweet little mouth was made for Twinkies

>> No.13614163

>>13614017
you take that back right now Mr. Anon!

You be cruisin for a bruisin to be dissin /ourgirl/ Claire like that.

>> No.13614279

In the BA tier list let's be honest, Clair is the weakest, Brad is such a chad that he boosts others' rankings, and I have never seen "The Office" styled shows but I guess BA test kitchen is the best version of them

>> No.13614349

>>13614279
>"The Office" styled shows
ha, that's apt, did you swipe that from reddit?

>> No.13615067

>>13613937
Based

>> No.13615094

>>13613937
This.

No one fucking cares about this fat passive aggressive bitch. Fuck off.

>> No.13615137

I just looked up brad on yt
so far I've only watched him on the ba channel so I didn't know he's been invited on a lot of other shows
good for him

>> No.13615167

>>13613934
fpbp

>> No.13615983

>>13613993
>real cooks

>> No.13616610

>Claire has had someone cum inside her
>Claire has begged a guy to fuck her pussy
>Claire has had a guys fingers against her ass hole while she rode his cock
>Claire has had guys cum in her mouth
>Claire has fawned over a guy and sent him nudes
>Claire has moaned and came on a guys cock while he wrapped his hands around her throat
>Claire called him daddy

>Pure

No woman is pure, Anon.

>> No.13616618

>>13616610
>>Claire has fawned over a guy and sent him nudes
can we see these noodz dawg?

>> No.13617911

>>13616610
>the woman is not pure because she likes sex
>the man is pure because he likes sex
I mean, I know that your post is inceldom incarnate and I am sure you will argue this pathetic key and lock symbolism but the fact of the matter is that we are all fucking animals and we like to fuck, its only the incels like you, that get pissed at that fact, because you dont get any.
Get over it faggot, maybe youre gay, maybe you should stop trying to be with girls.

>> No.13617916

>>13613920
>brotherly tough love

>> No.13617925

>>13617911
Got a gf
No human is pure

Stop being a simp, Cpt. Save A Hoe

>> No.13617931

>>13616610
you cant finger a girls ass that is riding you

have sex neckbeard

>> No.13617946
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>>13617911
Have you considered eating a bullet?

>> No.13617948

>>13617931
what kind of fingerlet are you?

>> No.13617957

>>13617931
... How short are your arms, Bro?

Just like, put your hand on her ass while she's riding you, and put your finger in her ass hole?

If I prop myself up a little, I can reach my knees with my hands... are you like, deformed?

>> No.13617966

>>13617931
Is this the life short guys have to live? Lmao

>> No.13617982

>>13617931
Can you not reach that far, little guy?

>> No.13617986

>>13617946
>>13617925
Yes, no human is pure, so stop with this pathetic incel argument about wantig pure anything, we all have desires and things to be ashamed of.

>> No.13617989

>>13617986
Didn't say I wanted pure anything, stop projecting, bro

>> No.13618003

>>13617986
>Thinking we want pure
>Not thinking we want choonky sloots to bust in
>Not realizing /ck/ has an obsession with this whole some cooking bitch
>Not realizing he was just fucking with their perception that she's this wholesome cooking waifu
>Not realizing that he's saying the same thing as you and you STILL jumped to her defense

Oh, brother man, you're a fucking simp and a half

>> No.13618019

>>13617986
You should DM her this thread on twitter, she might fall in love with you for coming to her rescue like this.

>> No.13618021

i wanna fuck brad while he tells me a stupid fishing story bros

>> No.13618022

>>13615094
Baste

>> No.13618027

>>13617986
>I DON'T CARE THAT SHE'S A SLUT! IM IN LOVE WITH HER! I DON'T CARE ABOUT ALL THE CUM SHE'S DRANK FROM THE CHAD CHALICE! I'LL DEFEND MY SWEET LADY WITH MY DYING BREATH! I'D DIE FOR YOU, MY OVERWEIGHT, MOLE FACED, SILVER STREAK IN HER HAIR LIKE SHE'S COSPLAYING AS ROUGE LOVE OF MY LIFE!

>> No.13618031

>>13615983
Sorry you don't like them but they make money making food.

>> No.13618077

>>13615983
>>13618031
You’re both right. They are real cooks as they get paid to cook. That being said, I would put Claire on the same level as someone who cooks and usually fucks up fries at a burger joint, and then runs to the washroom crying. I don’t like or dislike Brad. Claire needs to be put in a box in a room on a ship and then that ship needs to sink, and it will, because Claire is on it.

>> No.13618185

>>13617948
>>13617957
>>13617966
>>13617982
none of you have had sex

>> No.13618189

>>13618027
based incel poster

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>>13613920
Too late

https://archiveofourown.org/tags/Brad%20Leone*s*Claire%20Saffitz/works

>> No.13618205

>>13618198
kek

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>>13616610
>>Claire has moaned and came on a guys cock while he wrapped his hands around her throat
you watch too much trashy porn incel, IRL no sane person gets off on strangling people.

>> No.13618278

>>13618212
lol have sex

>> No.13618307

>>13615137
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDkB1SkPsC8&t=82s
Best crossover so far

>> No.13618312

>>13618185
tfw this probably isnt bait

>> No.13618394

>>13618185
>Status: Wrecked
Lmao
>>13618212
Wrong, tons of girls love to be choked, my gf likes when shes riding me and I squeeze around her throat.

... remember, sexy choking is blood restriction for the head rush, not thumbs in air way.

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13618504

Doesnt surprise me that this semite girl craves a huge european neanderthal. Shes made for BNC

>> No.13619006

>>13618212
Are you a virgin?

Dude, like, all girls love when you wrap your hands around their throat and squeeze a little while you're fucking them.

Seriously, look up HOW to do it first so you understand, then give it a go with your gf or wife or whatever.