/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.13611887]

*puts raisins in your meal*
Nothing personnel kid

[Anonymous No.13611903]

He seems to occupy this strange place between being serious and ironic, like he really does eat like that, but he's also self-aware that his additions to food are weird and plays it up for his videos

[Anonymous No.13611914]

It's free carbs

[Anonymous No.13611958]

this is going to sound weird and it is in no way a threat, but i had a dream that i killed this guy
bag over the head. suffocation

[Anonymous No.13611960]

>>13611887
My dads wife eats whole wheat great value spaghetti topped with unseasoned 96% lean ground beef, Prego low sodium, and raisins. She serves it with a side low sodium I can’t believe it’s not butter spray spritzed microwaved asparagus.

[Anonymous No.13611968]

>>13611887
wtf I remember watching this guy a year ago when he had like 30k subscribers, now he has 230k?
He deserves it.

[Anonymous No.13611977]

>>13611968
Cr1tikal did reaction videos on him, Kay, and Jack

[Anonymous No.13611988]

>>13611968
Until you realize he’s an ex Hollywood character acting pedo that spent his entire life dreaming of becoming a “star.” Quite sad, honestly.

[Anonymous No.13611994]

>>13611988
He made a video not long ago talking about his "roles" in movies. He was always an extra, of course, and in some shots you can't even see his face. Made me kinda sad desu

[Anonymous No.13612001]

>>13611994
He also said in a video that he’s
never left the United States and has only been to a few other states.

[Anonymous No.13612014]

>>13611977
I told someone in critikals YouTube livestream chat they “sounded like a faggot” and Critikal thought I was talking to him, so he gets real offended and pauses the whole stream to check out my profile. He flames me, and mocks my videos. He said “wow Mario and Battletoads speedruns can’t wait to watch them” Then he saw my profile pic called me fat told me I was unhealthy. (It wasn’t actually a picture of me it was some mexican)

[Anonymous No.13612032]

>>13612014
moist af

[Anonymous No.13612043]

>>13612032
He’s a real cunt actually, I told him I wasn’t even talking to him and not to get so offended and he didn’t like that either. Pretty hilarious how sensitive he was about his voice though lol

[Anonymous No.13612064]

>>13612014
Is this pasta or the second time you tell that story?
Either way, he's a cunt, I liked his old videos but since he started streaming he just comes across as a massive douchebag

[Anonymous No.13612066]

>>13612043
when did he turn into a shitty youtube ranter? I thought that awful fad died out 10 years ago

[Anonymous No.13612067]

>>13612014
lol u got owned

[Anonymous No.13612074]

>>13612064
Yeah I like telling the story a lot.
>>13612066
General opinion is after face reveal he really fell off. Honestly anyone would grow tired if his shtick sooner or later though.
>>13612067
I know.

[Anonymous No.13612084]

>>13612001
Never leaving the US isn't all that crazy considering the country is roughly the same size as all of Europe

[Anonymous No.13612107]

>>13611960
Based

[Anonymous No.13612113]

>>13612066
>when did he turn into a shitty youtube ranter?
He realized he could make more money and work way less (his videos never had much editing but they weren't as lazy) doing that shit.

[Anonymous No.13612121]

>>13612074
I’ve watched a couple of his videos maybe 3 tops. Can’t stand him.

[Anonymous No.13612124]

[Anonymous No.13612128]

>>13612124
lmao

[Anonymous No.13612204]

>>13612128
>ja/ck/ and featureman live no more than an hour away from each other

[Anonymous No.13612222]

>>13612001
>has only been to a few other states.
he's been all over the country except flyoverville, which he grew up in

[Anonymous No.13612232]

>>13612074
>General opinion is after face reveal he really fell off. Honestly anyone would grow tired if his shtick sooner or later though.
all the shitty youtubers from the early 2000s fell off because they tried to force some radio talk show deep voice but were forced into face reveals

[Anonymous No.13612700]

>>13611903
This is pretty much the best explanation for this dude. I used to think that he was being completely ironic, but if you watch his less popular videos, you'll see that he's being somewhat genuine.

[Anonymous No.13612725]

>>13612700
>somewhat
i have no idea where people are getting this idea that tom is some epic ironic meme master from. he's self aware surely but he's 80 for fucks sake, he's not doing this just for satire. this is just how old people in middle america cook. watch any of his other non-food videos and you will see that he's totally sincere. his closest idea to anything resembling irony is putting wacky special effects in his videos at unfitting times, not making intentionally bad meme food for laughs.

[Anonymous No.13613014]

>>13612066
Riding the edups format.

[Anonymous No.13613089]

>>13612725
This. Just a nice old guy with some tastes leftover from the depression and wartime. A lot of his meals are made with a small budget in mind and to be filling and quite sweet. Rather wholesome channel, really, alongside his little songs and stuff. A little odd at times, though (see: eating a watermelon with my clone).

[Anonymous No.13613094]

I did a roast recipe from alton brown with raisins and olives in it and it was pretty good, maybe a bit too sweet

[Anonymous No.13613366]

>>13612014
battletoads is a difficult game

[Anonymous No.13613694]

>>13611887
i love the way he says egg

[Anonymous No.13614397]

>>13613694
Eygguh
is overpronunciation of the letter g a regional thing?

[Anonymous No.13614402]

>>13611887
No don't do it!

[Anonymous No.13614408]

>>13611887
I also add raisins to most things. Even some pastas that I do.

[Anonymous No.13614473]

>>13611903
>>13612700
hes an old man talking about food, you cant be this stupid? his hobby is quite literally film, hes just documenting probably one of the last things he looks forward to every day still, eating fucking food and vlogging it.

[Anonymous No.13614861]

>>13614397
generational, not regional. no one says egg like he does in tennessee but other funny old people

[Anonymous No.13614916]

You guys are fucking stupid, that watermelon video has to be 100% ironic, no that isn't just "how old folks eat watermelon", did you fucking watch the video? He's digging in tunnels, it's a fucking joke video you retards. This guy even sells himself as a "comedian".

[Anonymous No.13616080]

>>13612014
>>13611977
I remember many years ago when critikal was still relatively small on youtube; he made a video begging for money, I can't exactly remember the reason he gave but he kept saying how youtube isn't a job to him and he just does it for fun and he gets no money from it, so he needed people to donate money to him to cover his rent or some shit.
was the last video of his I ever watched because of how needy and panhandling it was.

[Anonymous No.13616270]

>>13612232
>all the shitty youtubers from the early 2000s
Youtube wasn't invented until 2005 and no one used it until around 2007 - 2008 or so.

[Anonymous No.13616382]

>>13616080
when did he do that? his schtick used to be not taking any money from youtube videos and every dollar he made he donated. then he went unemployed and wanted to be a voice actor, still didn't want to take the money, which I respected. then he immediately flip flops once he's run out of savings and starts taking the money and then soon after he did facecam. i bowed out once he stopped doing the charity shit, not because i care he's making money on it but because he was so adamant about not taking the money which would make it a job and he wouldn't enjoy it anymore. so the writing was on the wall and guess what, his content is shit now that it's his job. he's a fucking spineless retard

[Anonymous No.13616408]

>>13611958
no breathing

[Anonymous No.13616453]

>>13611887
>>13611968
who is he?

[Anonymous No.13616740]

The pressure cooker steak don't look bad desu.

[Anonymous No.13617352]

>>13611887
I'm glad he is getting popular
Been watching him since 2007. Loved his finance videos. Man he was even old back then.

[Anonymous No.13618702]

HELLO FOOD FANS
>mfw he inspired me to make a bologna sandwich

[Anonymous No.13620206]

>>13611988
>ex Hollywood character acting pedo
Hollywood is garbage but not everyone in the film industry is a pedo, you moron.

[Anonymous No.13620224]

>>13620206
(X)Doubt

[Anonymous No.13621277]

>>13616270
it was already popular by spring of 2006.
I remmeber watching naruto and death note there.
most old schoolers joined around spirng-summer 2006.

[Anonymous No.13621292]

>>13611958
Probably get off the computer man.

[Anonymous No.13621474]

>>13618702
>HELLO FOOD FANS
I always read that in his voice
very comfy

[Anonymous No.13622648]

>>13611887
I actually put some elbow macaroni in my Chunky soups if I ever resort to making one, thanks to this guy.

[Anonymous No.13624127]

>>13616453
featureman

[Anonymous No.13624872]

what do you think of tom's life map
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xB26GxBO6Ks