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>gf says she's not hungry
>cook dinner for myself
>she instantly eats half of it
Wtf bros, pic semi related, the aftermath

>> No.13608401

>>13608374
I'd cook a transwoman anything, anytime if she'd brap and shit in my mouth.

>> No.13608405

>>13608401
Make a POF profile bro

>> No.13608406

So you live with a woman, yet you have nothing to eat in your house except a single portion of a meal you cooked for yourself?

>> No.13608410

>>13608406
Makes sense to me. Women eat like black holes, yet think they eat barely anything because most of it was off somebody else's plate, not technically their food.

>> No.13608414

>>13608410
My experience, they don't want to serve themselves or ask to be served, and somehow can eat half of your plate without realizing they've just left you with half as much to eat, even after you tried to serve them.

>> No.13608434

>>13608374
It almost sounded like you've actually had a girlfriend until you directed me to the pic, and then I looked at the pic.

>> No.13608444

>>13608434
Women fart... And drink booze...?

>> No.13608452

>>13608374
Not GF, but once i asked my friend if he wants some food. It was late we all were drunk, i just wanted some food for better drunk sleep. Ofc answer was no, so i cooked just for myself and other friend who wanted some food. Then that not eating one wakes up and wants eat. Well i told him to makes some food himself. Oh the drunk rage.

>> No.13608457

>>13608374
Sniff her butt while she farts.

>> No.13608462

femanon here
I love to binge eat (mostly taco bell and instant ramen) and throw it all up
then I take 2 shots of vodka and go to bed
I don't fart that much btw

>> No.13608467

>>13608462
I bet you do you're just farting in your sleep like OP's pic

>> No.13608469

Crush up beano pills and birth control cancelers and put it in your food

>> No.13608471

>>13608462
What does a mere two shots of vodka do for you?

>> No.13608890

>>13608462
Based fellow bulimic/alcoholic

>> No.13608896

>Go to restaurant with gf
>Gf is getting kinda chubby, mention multiple times that she should start joining me in sports
>I go three to five times a week and watch my caloric intake
>We have burgers and fries
>I eat my burger, half of the fries and a big glass of water
>She has a burger, fries, an iced tea and coffee with tons of sugar and milk afterwards
>Tease/Seriously tell her she shouldn't eat so much if she's trying to lose weight
>She mentions she'll start "Soonish" and proceeds to eat the rest of my fries
I'm like one bad day away from just breaking up with the fat lazy whore, what the fuck is wrong with women, when did glutttony become a "cute" trait

>> No.13608898

>>13608374
Make her get fat

>> No.13608902

>>13608896
This story made me hard

>> No.13608961

>>13608374
Misato is definitely best girl

>> No.13608966

>>13608401
Just ask a guy to shit in your mouth can’t be that hard

>> No.13609005

>>13608896
what the fuck is wrong with you

>> No.13609034

>>13608374
why would you get a gf if she just fucks with your shit like that?

>> No.13609035

>>13608896
I don't like fat women (a lil chub is fine) but something about watching beautiful women enjoy food is deeply satisfying

>> No.13609060

my current crush is somewhat overweight, she still looks healthy so i don't mind it that much. anyways she's working at a grocery store where i go to often and i legit get a boner every time i see her. i don't really hit on women who are just trying to do their job but i always smile at her while i pass by, she does smile back which is nice.

>> No.13609069

>>13608374
never listen to women, just make her a plate, she just doesnt want to ask for one. Is this the first time you have a woman around?

>> No.13609090

>>13608401
based

>> No.13609092

>>13609005
Nothing, I just don't like fat chicks

>> No.13609094

>>13608374
>>>/ic/4337622

>> No.13609100

>>13608434
>if you don't pretend women don't fart, you don't have a gf
Sorry, roastie, this is not tumblr. We're not gonna act like your gender doesn't brap over here just because the thought of it embarrasses you.

>> No.13609104

>>13609005
>how dare you encourage people not to be fat fucks?
Fuck off back to tumblr

>> No.13609120

>>13608374

Your mistake was taking no for an answer from your woman. I always ask my GF if she wants tea or something like that and her first response is always no. Then I just make tea for the both of us and give it to her and she always drinks it. She also appreciates the fact that I'm "caring" because even when she says no I still make the tea for her. Try doing that next time OP

>> No.13609179

>>13608896
>when did glutttony become a "cute" trait
when you tolerated it. and there's much more to come if you don't set the line there

>> No.13609183

>>13609120
I do the same thing but with sex. And I don't have a gf

>> No.13609214

I don't understand how men can live with their wives / gfs. Imagine having to hear them fart, hearing the *plop* when they're on the toilet, the smell left behind in the toilet, their used tampons.. If I ever get a gf and were to live with them, I presume that I'd immediately break up with them out of disgust.

>> No.13609311

>>13608896
I fatten my girl up in the fall. She knows I do it to her too but she can't help herself because she'll do anything and everything I ask and offer. She gets insecure about it every year like clockwork because I work hard to maintain my physique for her so we end up having a lot of sex in the winter. I'm not gonna lie either, I prefer fucking her chubby pale body. She's such a cute chubby blonde, but shes much better to look at in the summer. Anyway, pinch her fat rolls once a day, she'll find the motivation.

>> No.13609315

>>13608414
no.
girls ACT like they don't want food because they wants to be skinny, or at least pretend that 'tehe i don't eat that much im natural skinny''
they don't want you to think they are gross that eat much.

but when the food is in front of them its harder to pretend they are not hungry and they have to eat because of no selfcontrol.

most of the girls go and puke after they eat, that's why skinny girls still being skinny even if you think they ''eat much''

mayb not be fun for them but damn skinny girls who puke and starve themselvs are so hot

>> No.13609321

>>13608374
>i-its not like I was hungry or anything
Females...

>> No.13609324

>>13608462
>I don't fart that much btw

girls use to say that but all my girlfriends fart in the sleep so much

>> No.13609331

>>13609069
now this! is what women wants.
plz be my bf <3

>> No.13609390

>gf says she's not hungry
>cook dinner for myself
>she instantly tries to eat half of it
>stab her with my fork
>eat my dinner in peace