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13595929 No.13595929 [Reply] [Original]

>healthy
>cheap
>easy to store
>easy to prepare
>filling
>delicious af
is popcorn truly the godtier snack? i don't know why people would even bother eating corn in any other form.

>> No.13595932

>>13595929
>gets stuck in your gums
>one stray kernel can literally crack your tooth in half

>> No.13595937

>>13595932
What a toothlet. Drink some milk.

>> No.13595945

>>13595932
>gets stuck in your gums
just wash your teeth, lmao.
>getting your teeth broken
just take it slowly man, when you got the bowl of popcorn in front of you there is no need to hurry. when you get a stray kernel in your mouth, just let it sit there and your saliva will soften it up.

>> No.13595955
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13595955

Why haven't we genetically engineered popcorn so that the kernel is edible or falls off easier or something? Think about it. This could quite literally be the next sliced bread.

>> No.13595960

>>13595955
don't we already have that? there are different varieties of corn, just like there are different varieties of potatoes or any other vegetable.

>> No.13596025

>>13595955
Are you saying american kernels are not edible?

>> No.13596035

>>13595960
I've never seen any popcorn marketed as such

>>13596025
They are, but I meant something more palatable like a kernel that dissolves in your mouth.

>> No.13596041

>>13596035
we have those in finland, even though they still have pieces of the shell in them the popcorn still melts in your mouth.

>> No.13596105

>>13595929
Can't eat it, it causes my IBS to flare up.

>> No.13596128
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13596128

>>13595955
That's essentially what this stuff is.

>> No.13596267

I haven't had it in a while but I'm a big fan
I usually made kettle corn, which has a fair amount more calories cause of added sugar and fat
but it's pretty damn good plain as well

>> No.13596271

I'm too autistic about nutrition labeling
>ABOUT 30 calories per cup
>ABOUT 3.5 cups per bag
etc. etc. could mean anything the way amerifats round things

>> No.13596337

The "calling foods unhealthy because fatties eat them in excess" meme needs to stop.

>> No.13596907

>>13595929
>indigestible to humans

based

>> No.13596939

>>13595932
people who have weak teeth will be gassed in the ethnostate along with people who can't drink milk.

>> No.13596965

>>13595932
>crack your tooth in half
How about.... chewing instead of randomly snapping the jaw?

>> No.13597742

Isn't popcorn good for clearing your intestines of polyps? Because roughage.

>> No.13597990

>>13596035
i've seen lots of variety at specialty stores.
ladyfinger popcorn, mushroom popcorn, blue popcorn...

>> No.13597994

>>13596128
Oh come now. (((kosher)))? really?