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How does he get out

>> No.13583554

>>13583538
>butcher has down syndrome
shocker

>> No.13583573

>>13583538
Last month I was trying to flirt with this girl in a popcorn booth who really ticked all my boxes, but I had a brainfart and the only thing I could think of to break the ice was "how do you get out?" It didn't work. She actually looked disturbed, and I thought later that maybe she suspected I was going to try and force my way in through the door.

>> No.13583597

>>13583573

Nice.

>> No.13583601

>>13583538
okay which genius thought it was a good idea to point all the anuses in the direction of the customer

>> No.13583609

>>13583538
He doesn't get out because effort holds all the keys.

>> No.13583611

>>13583609
>eggfort

>> No.13583630

>>13583538
dat nigga got a big mouth

how you think he gets out

>> No.13583636

>>13583554
>down syndrome
good band. lonely day is my favorite song.

>> No.13583638

>>13583538
Before you think about that, maybe you should ask yourself why he would want to?

>> No.13583853

>>13583636
You're thinking of
>Syndrome of a down
Retard. Sugar is a cool song BTW.

>> No.13583874

>>13583630
He needs a big mouth to take big bites of prosciutto. Just straight out of the whole leg of ham. Eating meat makes your teeth and jaw very strong. Checkmate, vegans

>> No.13583940

>>13583538
Jaws there clearly eats his way out.

>> No.13583951

>>13583538
through the meat hole

>> No.13584744

>>13583538
the question is why would he even want to
>>13583554
>vegan is seething
shocker

>> No.13585259

>>13583538
He IS a ham.
The prized ham.
People will eventually come to realize this.
Once they do, and he s bought, he will be free.

>> No.13586882

>>13583538
Wouldn't there just be a door on one of the sides?

>> No.13586886

>>13583538
Dude cheese king lmao xDDD

>> No.13586900

>>13583538
Through that fucking garbage shoot of a mouth I reckon.

>> No.13586910

>>13583940
Yeah dude that mouth is fucking huge. Like that dude could probably put a whole fucking cantaloupe in his mouth.

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13586913

>>13583573

cute story anon, we can't win em all but don't ever give up.

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13587172

>>13583538
How does a giant fish work at a meat market?

>> No.13588479

>>13583538

Do you think he has sex

>> No.13588636

>>13588479
are you imaging what his wife looks like, probably large and swety? or is it some little blonde kid working his stables, cute and lazy?

>> No.13588969

>>13583538

Omg, that other man has a wedge of parm for a head!

>> No.13588977

This looks like my local Supero.

These are everywhere in italy.

>> No.13589008

Would you trust him not to fuck the meat before serving it?
>>13588479
>>13587172
>>13588636

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>>13587172

>> No.13589037

this picture screams gout

>> No.13589065

>>13589008
No, I'd hope he does. He probably smells like blueberries and hickory smoke.