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Level 1 romantic microwaved broccoli.
>>13578356his lazy hand movements make me so irrationally angry
>>13578356I wonder if anyone actually tried making that for someone.
>haha le funny fat man cook badSo you want the worst webm thread ever?
>>13578356Daily reminder to eat before you eat you fat fucks
>>13578548Did someone say "log-shaped"?
>>13578548They really have to play up the acting huh.
>>13578356Jesus god, what is this horribleness?
jack's blog: http://allthatbugs.blogspot.com/
>>13578548I had one of those. My aunt got it for me. I tried it one time, just to see. I give it a 0/10.
>>13578497It's the lazyman's cheesecake
>>13578548ah yes the mechanical anus that does egg poos directly into your mouth, it's what every kitchen needs
>>13580418>Street foodOkay third worlder.
>>13580458lurk more newcunt
>>13580458Time to stop posting
>>13580458lurk more newfaggot
>>13580921this is beyond retarded
>>13578356did he just put a whole tub of margarine in that pie crust
>>13580418but how does he get out?
>>13580899I'm not above eating that.
>>13580899give me a fat joint and i'll eat that
the pro-tip of cutting open your pie plate with scissors to get the first piece out intact is 100% over powered
>>13580899How are you even supposed to eat that? Like a hamburger?
>>13581018whats the story ?
>>13581096you in your 40s.
>>13581018> calls himself foodie> only spends money for food since everything else is a waste> cooks eggs without anythingdie
oh wow, i've never seen any of these webms before. it's not like this thread is almost an exact duplicate of the million previous webm threadskys
>>13581018>>13581096>>13581145>>13581156Why y'all hating on the minimalist lifestyle?I can 100% guarantee those eggs are the GOAT!
>>13581018>>13581145>>13581209https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0JU0GiMws_Qhe cooks with lobsters he finds in the dumpster
>>13581247>he cooks with lobsters he finds in the dumpsterwe must study his immune system
>>13581247>charges 40 dollars for dumpster lobster and wineyeah, im thinking hes based
>>13580961Get out of what? It's a guy making egg sandwich.
>>13581211I unironically want to learn this, just to get instantly wasted instead of pretending that I care to talk or something in parties.How do this?
>>13581298Practice the technique shown with a straw and water. You might need to train up with some al/ck/ tier liver crossfit though.
>>13581145That show pisses me off so goddamn much.Because the cheapskates are really fucking bad at cheapskating.Like that Asian chick who kept scraps of old T-shirts or whatever and wiped her ass with them instead of buying toilet paper. Then wasted money washing them to do it again.Cunt, if you can't afford toilet paper you can just go to McDonald's and steal a roll from them. Fucking hell.Another guy drive his car around town for like an hour to check payphones for left behind change. Found maybe a buck fifty. Yeah, I'm sure you didn't waste more than that driving your car all that time, dipshit. And the time could have been better spent working an hour of overtime at your job. Can someone please ease my pain and assure me the show is 100% fake?
>>13578548im not even homophobic but that guy is such a faggot
>>13580921She's a solid 7.
>>13578548Give this to someone without instructions and tell them it's a fleshlight.
>>13578656Retired 2-star michelin chef Jack Scalfani.
>>13578548it would be so much easier to make the egg dicks with a simple plastic mold you gotta boil in water
>>13581565the fact that you need to question if its fake...
>>13581565>Can someone please ease my pain and assure me the show is 100% fake?The term 'reality television' is deceptive. As far as the American variety goes, there's very rarely any actual reality to the lion's share of reality shows because just about all of them are scripted. Ever wonder why every episode of Pawn Stars is structured almost exactly the same way (i.e. a handful of deals where people talk about an item that's always historical in some way because it's on the History Channel, a 'buddy' of Rick's is called over, and then the seller haggles for a bit, with some unrelated B-plot sandwiched in-between)? It's because all of it is scripted, even though the show would like you to believe that it was off-the-cuff. Not every reality show is as blatantly fake as that, but I can assure you that none of them are real enough to deserve their title-- especially the ones with confessionals. They're designed to fill the void that soap operas left when those lost popularity, and appeal to the same demographic of suburban housewives and deadbeat, alcoholic dads.
>>13580463>>13580495>>13580646*trots back in from job to break room**checks thread again*baited for this exact response lol
>>13580418There is nothing impressive about this sandwich and I'm sick of retards posting this street shitter
>>13580899of all the ones I've seen of this street food this is the most inoffensive, just a slurry of chips, ruffage, and saws thats an easy meal when your baked.
>>13580921Gross. Why are women always dancing around and laughing at things and shit like that? Is true that the only thing they care about is making every penis hard all the time?
>>13583136this is so autistic it hurts
>>13581298Hold the straw between your teeth and just keep swallowing.
>>13580903how are the chips even finger-food at that point? They gotta be sopping wet!
>>13580897What the fuck am I even watching?
>>13578356Just make a jello box pie with gram craker crust. Still lazy but 1000x better.
>>13578617based world's last logposter
>>13581145is this guy autistic?
>>13584216How can I learn to do this?
>>13578505I made it for myself and was unable to get laid that night
>>13578617Doing Logs work anon
>>13584203I thought freddy kreuger was make believe
>>13584228The fact they're called "garbage plates" makes this okay for me
>>13584388Never expected to see uncle bumblefuck on /ck/
>>13584454he has a couple of cocking videos actually
>>13580907What was supposed to be in the cup?
>>13584203>"can I get a little squirt"
>>13584780It's sliced raw onion.
>>13581211Is this how you impress women? Tell me I never had sex
>>13584927You never had sex.
>>13584934wasn't that his point?
>>13584939Don't know, I'm just following anon's request.
>>13581211I really wish they were in frame when they first noticed.
>>13580897Polenta for muricans
>>13584927cooking good food impresses quite a lot of women.
>>13584203that can't taste good
>>13584212he's jew, so yes
>>13580897just use polenta, you idiot.
>>13584918Raw? He's going to cook it later, right?
>>13580921It's not that I hate her, I just hate how she hasn't had any real problem in her life. It's not her fault I hate this, it's not her fault life isn't fair. I'm not still sure if I envy that.
>>13581565Right? There was one about a wrestler that reused paper tissues to the extreme. But ripping off an old shirt and making your own cloth napkin is too hard, right?I am a better cheapskate than that and I'm not even a cheapskate.
>>13584927if by women you mean whores, then yes
>>13584203damn shoenice really let himself go
>>13581211why does he put a straw in it
>>13580458Holy moly, this is the newest thing I've seen in months.
>>13585808do you know how a gravity bong works?
>>13581565Even if he rode around on a bike, he'd still only be making $1.50/hour, not counting lost calories. I make £40/hour: sometimes having a job is a better use of your time.
>>13585606no offense but delusional incels (redundant I know) should stay on reddit
>>13578617HOLY SHIT, its been fucking years anon!>>13578640
>>13580418There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Egg Fort thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the webm. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" Surly King guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your greasy egg sandwich on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about eggs. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Eggfag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "HOW DOES HE GET OUT WITHOUT BREAKING THE EGGS?" You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.
>>13586134He just eggscapes.
>>13585808To ensure that the liquid goes down without him having to blow air in manually, I think. It's glass so you can't just squash the bottle to ensure that it goes down properly and quickly
>>13581247lobsters eat shit anyways, he's just fishing them from their natural habitat
>>13584203Is he drinking ethenol or petrol? what is the story to this
>>13585808to prevent a vacuum
>>13585256what does one do with a carrot net?
>>13586250Catch fish sticks
>>13580903what are the disc thingies? tamarind candy?anyways, when the clamato poured in I almost shat myself
>>13584918Looks like pickled pork skin
>>13581298youll pass out in seconds or minutes and then puke all over yourself. Not worth it for 10 seconds of fame that you wont even remember.
>>13586107>manly hands>nail polish
>>13585808prevents negative pressure in the top of the bottle as the liquid comes out. if you dont have it then you'll get a glugging effect as the vacuum in the top of the bottle draws in air through the same hole you're trying to drink from..
>>13586534using cake mix in a recipe vid
>>13584927It is one of the ways. Other ways include getting into fistfights with men bigger than you and drinking black coffee.
>>13578356God bless Ja/ck/.
>>13581298get an empty whiskey bottlefill it with ice teaclose capfun party trickreal degenerates booty bump cough syrup, one shot or beer bypasses your liver its like drinking a six pack all at once
>>13580935it was premade cheesecake filling
>>13586962That's not how the liver works, you dumb fuck.Pay more attention in class instead of "booty bumping" all the time.
>>13586975>Pay more attention in class
>>13581247why can't he find furniture in the dumpster? most of the furniture I have in my home was free.
>>13586993Because he's seeking attention for looking quirky. Look at that smirk on his face. That's not pleasure in teaching. That's satisfied vanity.
>>13586962>>13586989Depending on a number of factors you might get drunk faster by taking the alcohol rectally which can make you feel that you got more drunk since the uptake was faster and hit you harder, but one unit of alcohol will still only be one unit.
>>13581247That guy has a really unhealthy look to him. If I met him I would instinctively want to keep my distance for fear of catching some disease.
>>13580921>look at me! look at me!
>>13587124Exactly. It's like she's having a fun time with somebody. I don't know how people can stand to live like that.
>>13587133If there wasnt a camera on her I doubt she would be like such a harlot. and just look how she is dressed! not even a dress or bonnet!
>>13587030if you ever buttchug, always make sure you have a spotter. Trust me, I learned the hard way.
>>13582303Whats next for television?
>>13587149How much did you chug, anon?>>13587143
>>135871594 beers down a funnel. You'll want someone to hold your legs, and maybe even a third to encourage you. Make sure its not cold, made that mistake once.
>>13587174Oh look. It's the drink the guy in front of me orders when I just want a beer.
>>13580897Did I red her lips right? Dorito Consomme?
>>13578640This is what bugs me the most about these stupid people and channels, the fucking overreactions. It is as though they are toddlers and everything is either absolutely disgusting, terrifying, or hilarious, nothing is just meh, or kind of interesting.
>>13584203daddy needs his juicehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6Qq3CTNqUk
>>13587319The cute chubby Asian only looked mildly interested.
>reposts: the threadthis is why nobody comes here
>>13580921i was more focused on the purple heart/maple cutting board that looks like a murrican flag
>>13581565When you are poor you spend a lot of time trying to find money. There are a lot of different ways to find money, but it takes time.
>>13587673Make something new then, faggot. Be the change you want to see.
>>13581018call me what you want but i honestly would like thati miss my early 20snow i'm surrounded by shit that requires so much effort to maintain, truly a self-constructed prison
>>13587767>now i'm surrounded by shit that requires so much effort to maintain, truly a self-constructed prison
>>13581298you do know that instead of being drunk and good to go that you're going to be pretty much instantly insanely sick unless you're a major alcoholic?
>>13581211as a moderate al/ck/ this is painful to watch. long road ahead for that kid
>>13586525did you see the recipe? They're fat, anon
>>13587269Me when I'm fucked up on edibles
>>13586525Looks like a fat Mexican girl.
>>13586534Why go through all of that trouble but use box mix?
>>13588796It's more about the technique for the decoration. There's no reason to provide a recipe. You can use any cake recipe you want.
>>13586250wrap around augh fish
>>13580899The most aggravating part of this video is 100% the way she cuts open the chips and plates them with tongs.
>>13589331mexico was a mistake
>>13587828So train until your a major alchy. Are you a quitter or do you want to live your dreams?
>>13580418It's actually so amazing desu. He's the guy who's practiced one kick ten thousand times that Bruce Lee was afraid of
>>13586250one does consume it
>>13587143based sea dog
>>13578356i dont see whats wrong with it
>>13581247The old asian guy is Wayman or whatever his name was from workaholics
>>13584927The girls in the webm are shocked because they were in charge of buying liquor for the party; and just like how women think that people only eat two pieces of pizza, they didn't think that Chad would clear them out before 9:00PM.
>>13590514go away jack
>>13590838tell me whats wrong with it
>>13584927That second one looks disgusted and is probably trying to figure out how long it's going to take before this retard vomits and passes out in the hallway.
>>13581018why is he so red
>>13591020super male vitality
>>13587297>Eat the bugs
>>13578356i'm slowpoking as fuck but i found out jack had a stroke like two years ago and still hasn't regained the use of his armthat's pretty sad even if i can't say i'm that surprised given his diet
>>13578356>his first piece of advice in this video is not to make dessert>immediately starts making a cheesecakeIs that an appetiser to him or something>>13578497
>>13586107Lol at those fat bitch hands
>>13587159This be what wypipo be lookin like when they see a jalapeno in they food
>>13578356>a whole tub of cool whip in a pie crustbro just buy a fucking cream pie or something at that point, it will taste 100x better for like a few dollars more, if that
>>13578548looks like a bitch to clean
>>13578617its been so long it took me a minute to realize
>>13580897>boiling doritosstopped watching
>>13581987I'de go further and say a 6too tall and skinny, practically a skeletal alien
>>13585929>no offensemaybe you should stay on redditwomen do not have real problems, theres nothing wrong with that, they're just inferior beings.
>>13586107That's not a fondue.
>>13587124500 Dollars for Atriaux
>>13591443what is that bacon looking stuff it looks horrendous
>>13591465Doner kebab meat. It's a big lump of spiced lamb meat on a rotating spit and you shave the cooked meat off the sides. It's fucking delicious.
>>13586138Fuck, got me hahaha
>>13587767Get rid of it then, you stupid fuck.
>>13581211I wish he threw the bottle at one of those roasties while chasing it.
>>13581987>the old "i pretend to have very high standards on the internet to cover up the fact im a lonely loser"
>>13585606dont think pretty people are excluded from sufferingit comes to everyone one way of another
>>13581247there's having a simple life and being smart with your money and then there's making a fool out of yourself despite probablely already having a fair amount of moneythis dude could die in a week from eating roadkill and his money would just go to the government to pay for a new tank
>>13581247why does any mercian tv show feel incredibly fake?
>>13581211this can only end badly both short and long run
>>13591650because the amerilard need to be constantly feed with cheap ass entertainment
>>13591918The God of Cookery.
>>13586107I immediately lose interest in trying shit after I see fat hands. It's just a reminder of what fatties are like
>>13590935You could probably do exactly what he did and be fine too (in a relative sense you'll be quite drunk). I guess you've never tried but it's how I used to drink as a teen. Chug it quick because it's 5 dollar gut rot that tastes godawful.
>>13591650Isn't it all TV? It's because everyone with more than a room temp iq gets their entertainment on the internet.
>>13591043It's a fucking crustacean, you absolute mong.
>>13589669How does he get out? Simple. He breaks the eggs. He breaks all the eggs. And once all those broken eggs have been cooked and sold, then he goes home.
>>13584299>>13580897i think someone should die for this one
>>13580458>thinking egg-man is anything but based
>>13586534the amount of fucking waste here is baffling. mouth is on the floor, if i caught someone bringing this to a potluck i would club them to death knowing what they did to produce it
>>13582207>>13582303I know some of it has to be scripted or edited or otherwise "helped along" but I can't help but worry that too much of it is still real.Like that asshole in the webm. Did they actually move his furniture out of the house for the bit or does he really live on the damn floor?Does the Asian lady buy toilet paper and they just made up that shit about the cloth scraps?Some of that shit has to be real. There's no way those houses on Hoarders are staged. And that bothers me.>>13585913Exactly what I meant when I said he should have worked that hour as overtime instead of dicking around with payphones."Bill, can you stay an extra hour today?""Nooooo! I need to go to the goodwill shop and look for pennies under the sofa cushions"Goddamn.>>13587733That's retarded, though.He could have spent that hour mowing someone's lawn for ten bucks or something. It's more money and it makes your neighbour like you a little better. Makes me think poor people, at least some of them, deserve to be poor.
>>13592269so this is what torture looks like. look at them wriggling around pathetically around their electric chair.
>>13591067Did he dump plain newly opened cream cheese into the pie shell? He didn't mix it with eggs and sugar?
>>13592329It's a no bake cheesecake filling in a tub.
>>13592269why did she blow on it
>>13584216is this the new monster hunter?
>>13581211Did he died?
>>13592380It's hot grease in the glass
>>13581565I've seen a bunch of reality shows getting filmed on the Vegas strip (ones from out of town that have a trip to Vegas like Housewives of wherever and foreign Real World style shows), and they are so highly scripted that they film arguments 5 times over to get the best take and film them lugging around empty prop luggage. These people have no integrity. Never trust anything you see on TV regardless of how "real" it's supposed to be.
>>13591443how much does that cost? What's the yellow-lookin sauce?
>>13592688No idea on cost, but that's chippy curry sauce (basically gravy with turmeric/curry powder)
>>13580418How he does out get but?
>>13592472that's not hot grease, it's super high proof liquor. Hot grease would crack glass.
>>13585495No you idiot they throw away the Doritos and use the clear liquid. Its Doritos consummé
>>13580899It's like if it was the second great depression and you wanted to make your shitty meal seem like a "5 star" meal.
>>13592732not every kind of glass. either way, if it was liquor, it would combust being this hot
>>13580418Where the fuck does he get off
>>13585606Just because the bitch is happy in that video, doesn't mean she hasn't suffered. You don't know what's happened in her life. Maybe she's been a rape victim or who knows but she eventually chose to move on, be happy and make even more happy smoothies. While dancing to attract dicks, of all kinds, the cunt.
>>13592732Nigga glass is made at extremely high tenperatures. Its a sudden change in temperature, or thermal shock, that would cause it to shatter.
>>13587297I fucking love shellfish, but seriously, how the fuck are you supposed to eat this? If you're supposed to just eat the whole thing shell and all, you'd have the deep fry the FUCK out of it for it to become crispy enough to bite through. If you're supposed to shell it as you eat, that seems like way too much effort for street food. Unless its just a chink thing, they seem to have this tendency to just fucking eat the shells and bones of everything, no matter how tough it is to chew, they'll either sit there for hours grinding away at that husk of calcium, or just fucking swallow it and hope their stomach can deal.Also why sprinkles what the fuck.
>>13592217get over yourself faggot, you couldn't kick anyones ass
>>13592688Probably "joppi" sauce. It's a british thing, basically a curry mayo. Or some kind of curry gravy. Either way, it's a mild curry sauce.We don't have street food like that here in Canada but we can piece it together with stuff from the grocery store, and damn does curry-based sauce go good with fries/chips.
>>13592773apparently its a real mexican street good called Doritos locos or some stupid bullshit like that
>>13593108>they seem to have this tendency to just fucking eat the shells and bones of everything, no matter how tough it is to chew, they'll either sit there for hours grinding away at that husk of calcium, or just fucking swallow it and hope their stomach can deal.They went like 30 000 years without drinking cow's milk or cheese or any dairy or anything so yeah they learned to eat the bones off fish and shells and whatever.and honestly most white people are complete pussies when it comes to that, for some people just the tail on a shrimp is like trying to eat glass for them. They need to get the special shrimp with the tail peeled off because they're disabled babies that need special food for their tiny soft mouth.
>>13580418Everybody asks how he gets outBut nobody asks how he gets in
>>13593179>Oh yeah? Well I eat NAILS! Yeah, IRON NAILS. You don't eat nails? Heh, bet you couldn't if you tried with your weak little pussy teeth, just like all your kind. You'd be all crying "Oh no this isn't food this hurts!", and you'd have to be given something softer, meanwhile I eat at least one box of nails EVERY DAY, like ALL my ancestors!There's a difference between not being able to do something and just not wanting to do something. White people could eat the garbage parts of cheap food that are difficult to bite through and digest, but why do it if you don't have to? Sure, you could argue that Chinese people are hard because they had to eat sand during the poor times, but then why the fuck do they still do it when they no longer have to? It's martyrdom for no cause other than pride.
>>13586107this is komplet lepinja serbia special 2nd best food i ever ate
>>13580921Ah yes, the incel ousting "I hate women" webm.
>>13593329because stuff like fish bones and shrimp tails are actually super easy to eat, and it's not garbage parts of food when they're full of calcium that they need and other nutrients. Also because dairy is still not all that popular or accessible esp since most Asian are lactose intolerant.I eat the tails on shrimps and tiny bones in tanned salmon or whatever. They're really nothing bad, it's just a bit of crunch in what is otherwise a soft protein. there's no issue digesting it.
>>13580897Is it illegal to kill People?
>>13593358I love how jack has so many of these videos where he shot and edited and uploaded these thinking "yeah, this all looks great"you would think there would be a couple of times where even he had to film a second take.or maybe all these videos have him shooting 3-4 different takes and each time it's the best possible outcome
>>13585644HEEEEEY EVERYBODY, Shoenice here.
>>13593388He's addressed this before. He makes food for the common man, as an average joe. So when he fucks up he includes it, kind of like a "don't do what I just did" type of thing. Like with the chicken, he said to throw it in the microwave iirc to finish it
>>13578548I want that guy to look at my cock like that
>>13587158The way Jack licks the taco before biting it is obscene and borderline pornographic
>>13593446>He makes food for the common man, as an average joe.Is he though 450 lbs and had like three strokes and one of his arms don't workI guess yeah he would technically be the average joe
>>13593474that's how he kisses his wife!
>>13593102It would break anyway.Glass' thermal expansion coefficient is high enough to cause structural stress and break the glass regardless if the change in temperature was sudden or not.
>>13593476Don't forget, had to get surgery on his feet because his weight put excess pressure on his joints
>>13587297I said "what the fuck"then I thought I realized what was happeningthen I realized what was happeningthen I said "what the fuck"
>>13591443I think I would have preferred to just get a massive pizza box worth of cheese fries...Is this a thing?
>>13585206>>13585495>PolentaIs that how you make consomme? I have never thought about it until now but my first thought would not have been to use polenta that's for damn sure
>>13587740Shoot competitive eaters
>>13584228thomas kellers lesser known brother
>>13580921White girls can't dance for shit.
>>13581156What irritates me is that he spends 2k on an apartment, but he can just get a studio or rent a room for cheaper.
>>13591438Based overpriced swiss food.
>>13581209I guarantee that those eggs are 100% inferior to the scrambled eggs I do in my microwave.
>>13586534That plate at the very end is probably the worst one I've ever seen
>>13578604I only eat after I eat.
>>13593372White guy here. I eat shrimp tail cause lazy but I've been told it makes you allergic if you do it enough. I've got a small brain so not sure if true. Anyone know?
>>13587159"I don't want your fucking fish".This animal is being so patient with this lady. I kept expecting it to get frustrated and bite her hand off.
>>13583136Eh, if I could earn >300k a year just dancing around making smoothies I'd do it to. I know a couple 'influencers' that all admit how stupid these videos are, but won't stop doing them because its so little labor for so much money. I know a girl that gets 7.5k/post, and I'd be lying if I said I wouldn't do the same thing if I was a cute girl
Anyone got the guy dicing onions like a pro?
>>13593446desu i don't understand why people hates jack so much, yeah he is an insolent retard who wants carpet bombing palestine abd chocked his son, but he looks a good guy and sensitive one , i don't any reason to be mad at him or being irritated by his horrid cooking "techniques" , is his problem if he has strokes or salmonella. I honestly want him back again to jewtube so he can continue making those videos with his mistakes .
>>13596108For what purpose is the chocolate tree log?
>>13596108they taste so god damn good
>>13581270It's part of the meme. If you watch the whole clip the guy is surrounded by an egg fortress with no backdoor and no side entrance. There is no perceivable exit.
>>13584203The fuck? Wouldn't that shut down his kidneys?
>>13596445I got you covered.
>>13596596Well except for the clearly visible rear exit.
>>13596607Imagine how powerful Jack would be with the meme force behind him now if only he could still use both his arms.
>>13581145>uses an expensive razor that costs more to replace the head then his entire wardrobe and furniture cost per monthinterdasting.
>>13596648>imagineJack had been a meme long before his stroke. It did give us the schadenfreude of seeing a subjectively bad person suffer, and his carb friendly jackification of keto which basically renders the diet pointless was/is kekworthy... I would still say it's been a net loss since his videos are considerably worse now and his disability is an uncomfortable specter of what awaits us food jacks.
>>13596707How disabled is he at the moment? Is there a hope for at least some recovery?
>>13596754I think that he should've been capable of moving his arm by now, but how much effort do you expect from someone who stays morbidly obese after years of diebetes and two strokes and has a youtube cooking show, where he tries to mask his laziness by acting like a "common, straight-shooting man"?You can see his current state if you want, sicne he's uploaded a video few hours ago, but it's pretty unremarkable.
>>13585606The only reason to continue living is out of spite in an pathetic attempt to kill God.
>>13591211I'm fat but losing weight and even when I was smaller I was never this skinny. Bitch looks like all she consumes are smoothies. She looks tall too, so she's probably underweight
>>13592217That's what i thought too. Like they couldn't find a more economic way of producing that?
>>13596754jack has always had an intelligence that borders on trainable retard, but with his fucked up speech center now he slurs constantly and expands upon fragmented thoughts by rewording them with the same words. his arm is fucked and will never improve. his foot is probably also fucked in the same way although it's not on camera much. his speech got a lot better really quickly but plateaued early. it's intelligible speech but you can tell by the repetition that it's not coming out the way it's meant to. to quote the still sitting POTUS: sad!
>>13593179Lmao nice one
>>13593358Wtf am I looking at?
>>13596948general tso's chicken with all the not chicken ingredients having been mixed into a non-newtonian paste
>>13592913probably in his egg wife
>>13597237Is that how she got impreggnated?
>>13597259>impreggnatedchiggens lay eggs like real women menstruate.They just do.
>>13593498That's how he eats her taco
>>13585808he's a big guy
>>13593108You can eat the shell too, it's not a big deal.
>>13580921Daily reminder she's going to blow up into a fat lard ass after she's done slamming cock down her throat
>>13587133Fun? She can't even cook or sustain a family. Lmao
>>13587159>bird said no 4 timesWomen are retarded, they think everything not human is a baby.