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Why do Americans eat in their cars?

>> No.13566712

Too fat to get outta there

>> No.13566719

HAHA UPVOTED!

>> No.13566721

A normal chair would collapse under their weight, it also would involve waddling into the restaraunt which would send the average american into cardiac arrest.

>> No.13566736

>>13566708
societal breakdown

>> No.13566747

>seatbelt on

>> No.13566757

>>13566708
The issue is being fat, not eating in cars. There are people too poor to afford cars yet are somehow grossly morbidly obese. Go figure...

>> No.13566762

>>13566708
Because we actually own cars.

>> No.13566771

>>13566747
for your safety, not theirs

>> No.13566775
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>Go figure...

>> No.13566778

>>13566708
Flyovers - The .webm

Could someone please tell me what that thing on the left is? I can't find anything in the monster manual and would like to include it in my next campaign.

>> No.13566779

>>13566762
This. Everyone in Europe is poor, so they just eat their slop of kebabs on the train instead of a personal vehicle.

>> No.13566839
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>>13566779
>not ridding trains in first class
Bet you think airline food is good too

>> No.13566852

>>13566708
No audio, what are they saying?Why is she losing her shit over him pouring syrup?

>> No.13566906
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JUST BLEED

>> No.13566920

>>13566839
>I l-love being at the mercy of the state's schedule and designated destinations, it's g-great!

>> No.13566923

>>13566708
Americans are pig disgusting

>> No.13566937

>>13566708
Warmer, comfier, can blast whatever jams you want, don't have to look at or hear dumb mofo's next to you, get to be 'outside' for a bit.

>> No.13566980

>>13566708
Classless, for sure. But also, they live in shitbox houses, shitty apartments or trail parks. And maybe still with their parents

>> No.13566989

>tfw americans on /ck/ have no clue why they got cucked into thwir cars
Automobile & gas industries buying politicians some decades ago. Just so you wouldn't have any choice but to use your car or be isolated.

>> No.13566993

>>13566708
I fucking hate watching fat people eat.
It's as disgusting as scat porn.

>> No.13567005

>>13566920
>being on time is difficult for him
How are you able to keep a job? It's called time management. Stay cramped in your car fatso.

>> No.13567018

>>13566989
>it's great, public transit goes anywhere!
>oh, but not on weekeneds
>and you better plan an hour late, because the union might strike or the employees just feel lazy today
>oh, and make sure not to make contact with the Arabs riding, they might decide to rape you or throw acid in your face
>oh, the train doesn't go there, the transit authority doesn't make enough money so they cancelled the route, sorry
>make sure to bring your face mask, don't wanna catch everyone's flu packed into the bus!

>> No.13567023

>>13567005
>actually arguing in favor of devolving his freedom of movement to the government

Europeans folks

>> No.13567025

>not ridding trains in first class
Neither are the yuropoors.
>Bet you think airline food is good too
Domestic flights in the US are pretty cheap, and they're faster than trains.
LA to DC is $150-$500usd, and lasts a few hours, so you don't really need to eat.
Portugal to Poland via train is $380-500usd, and takes over 36 hours.
Trains are shit.

>> No.13567027

>>13566708
It is where most of them live due to healthcate bills from being fat

>> No.13567029

>>13567025
Meant for
>>13566839

>> No.13567033

>>13567018
>gets cucked by car indusrry
>still defends his cuck status as a badge of honor
impressive 2bh

>> No.13567036

ITT:Americans go to great lengths to excuse their sloppy lifestyles

>> No.13567043

>>13567033
>gets fucked by car industry
Eurocope. You can't afford a house, car, or food, and you ride a train not out of choice.

>> No.13567051

>>13567036
ITT: yuroshits try, and pretend that they aren't sloppy, and dirtier than Americans in general.

>> No.13567058

>>13567023
>freedom of movement
>t. can't go to the bathroom without assistance

>> No.13567063

>>13567058
>free healthcare
>can't go to the hospital unless you pay for premium healthcare

>> No.13567065

>>13567043
>i-its not cucking i-if ur willing
kuk

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>>13566839
>>13567033

>> No.13567069

>>13567063
(not true, by the way)

>> No.13567073

>>13567068
t. turbocucked by car industry and proud

>> No.13567074

I enjoy eating in my car.
Last week I decided to go into Carl’s Jr. and eat for a change. There was a kid with a huge head. It made me sick.

>> No.13567075

>>13567023
Why are Americans so obsessed with freedom?
>Be Euro
>Enjoy a comfy train ride sipping your drink while reading the paper
>Be American
>see comfy Euro
>go into a bold fit of rage over not choosing being contained in a metal cascet for 5 hours
>advocates for planes
You're a weird bunch. I'll stay comfy thanks.

>> No.13567083

>>13567051
We don't shart in stores for one.

>> No.13567086

>>13566708
because they can't do any activity for more than 10 minutes without eating, including driving

>> No.13567090

>>13567065
Yea Europe cucked itself out of everything.
>Pay me less senpai
>Take half my paycheck famalam
>Tell me what I'm allowed to say senpai
>Can't afford a car senpai
>Im fine renting a flat senpai
>Kitchen, bathroom, and washroom is the same room senpai
>Pay 3 times for healthcare senpai
>Government buys contaminated food senpai
At least trains yo.

>> No.13567094

>>13567083
Yea you do. Especially when you die from a 90° heatwave, and food bourne illness.

>> No.13567099

>ITT flyover trash thinking every city dweller is a europoor

>> No.13567103

Euros shart in euroMart, and start in sports.

>> No.13567104

>>13566839
>driving through the slums of india while eating a perfectly prepared steak

Must be comfy as fuck bros

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13567107

>>13567090
Because this is so much better
Also
>live in a cardboard box
>larp it's a house

>> No.13567110

>>13567099
You're the exception. Every one that isn't as inbred as you is just peasant trash.

>> No.13567113

>>13567094
I'm going to need a source

>> No.13567114

>>13566989
It's called having 'muh so fucking much free space'. Euros had thousands of years to get antsy over their neighbors, US still has some to go, Although you Coastie dumbfucks aren't even telejobbing in and buying a ranch vs. some shit house yet.

>> No.13567115

>>13567099
City dweller Americans relying on public transit are even more laughable than Europeans. At least the Eurofags don't have to wade through drifts of hobo shit and heroin needles, and murderous Arabs aren't on EVERY train or bus.

>> No.13567118

>>13567090
t. car industry's cuck #1, but hey, if it makes you that happy and proud, who am I to judge?

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>>13567118
>you're a cuck for buying a car!
>what's that, I'm a cuck for paying to subsidize public transit in my taxes and still having to pay to use it if it bothers to show up?

>> No.13567131

>>13567107
You guys just pay your whole life to pay 30% of that, and you still can't afford it. At least in the US employed individuals are covered.

>> No.13567133

>>13567113
>needs a source for recent news
Kill yourself retard.

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13567136

I'm pretty sure people have been eating and drinking in their rickshaws, tuk-tuks and palanquins long before America did it.

>> No.13567139

>>13567133
Nice source mutt

>> No.13567142

>>13567129
man you even slurp it after they cum in your asshole, so much dedication, keep it up

>> No.13567150

>>13567115
>At least the Eurofags don't have to wade through drifts of hobo shit and heroin needles, and murderous Arabs aren't on EVERY train or bus.
Implying. Europe looks like a third world shithole dumpster. You faggots just have streets filled with trash, and all of your trains have pick pockets, and bag slashers who get they're drugs from that healthcare you get taxed on, and then still have to pay for.

>> No.13567155

>>13567131
>covered
>get half million hospital bill
>insurance covers $100
>covered
>speaks about freedumbs
>at the mercy of insurance company
>covered

>> No.13567158

>he doesn't eat the food instantly
What is wrong with you people. You either eat there or eat in your car. Its FAST food you fucking retards

>> No.13567163

>>13567139
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/June_2019_European_heat_wave
God damn euroshit why can't you retarded fucks do anything for yourself. Your a society that needs to be spoon-fed at all times. Disgusting.

>> No.13567168

>>13567155
>Unemployed individuals have shit insurance just like poor eurofags.

>> No.13567169

>>13567163
I can't find the shart in store part

>> No.13567174

>>13567163
Post the source for the tainted food mutt. This is a cooking board. No one cares about old people forgetting to stay hydrated.

>> No.13567178

>>13567169
You mean photos of Australians, and some shoops? You dumb ignorant bastard.

>> No.13567180

>americans implying euros MUST take the train instead of understanding it is just one of options and alternative to car that might sometimes come handy

>> No.13567188

>>13566721
this, that's why they also have a high per capita ownership of pickup trucks; you need the ability to haul a half ton to get their fat asses around

>> No.13567189

>>13567168
So what you're saying is you need to pay thousands of dollars for #32 best healthcare in the world? Then pray you don't get sick cause insurance might fuck you anyway!?

>> No.13567190

>>13566852
The one on the left says "That shit'll make your pussy throb".

I'm going to put this link here but I beg you, do NOT click on it
https://youtu.be/J7uyGbfwVjw

>> No.13567204

>>13567178
I still can't find the part where French people sharted in stores during a heatwave. Why are you lying?

>> No.13567205

>>13567180
>I can totally afford a car, I swear!

>> No.13567209

>>13567163
>The heat was directly implicated in the deaths of at least 15 people.
>Nine of these were drownings, ...
>Approximately 321 million people were otherwise affected by similar temperatures in the same countries.
what are you trying to say by this? few boomers per whole fucking continent died and these retards keep spamming it here in every thread

>> No.13567221

Between 1999 and 2010, exposure to extreme
heat was implicated in 7,415 deaths in the United States - an
average of more than 600 per year (CDC 2012) - but likely
contributed to many more (Berko et al. 2014; Luber and
McGeehin 2008; Donoghue et al. 1997).
>https://www.ucsusa.org/sites/default/files/attach/2019/07/killer-heat-analysis-full-report.pdf

>> No.13567227

>>13567174
https://www.euractiv.com/section/agriculture-food/news/contaminated-meat-scandal-exposes-germanys-food-safety-flaws/
https://dw.com/en/food-scandals-in-germany/g-39973278
https://www.politico.eu/article/unsafe-polish-meat-exported-to-12-eu-countries/
https://www.nytimes.com/2017/03/17/world/americas/brazil-food-companies-bribe-scandal-salmonella.html
https://www.nytimes.com/2017/03/22/world/americas/brazil-meat-industry-scandal-exports.html
https://www.foodsafetynews.com/2018/12/statistics-show-mixed-results-on-progress-against-foodborne-illness-in-eu/
and it goes on, and on.
Don't worry US is here to save you for 2020
https://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-trade-eu/eu-on-course-to-allow-in-more-u-s-beef-from-2020-idUSKBN1XZ2B5

>> No.13567228

>>13567209
Americans are seething en masse at the mere sight of an Euro. They feel they are worth less so they make up fanfiction to raise their morale. God knows their insurance does not cover psychological therapy.

>> No.13567230

>>13567190
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.13567236

>>13567221
They surely have more ACs than we do, but still 7415 less than they needed :^)

>> No.13567237

>>13567189
thousands
Nah maybe about $150-$300 a month depending on the coverage you choose if you pay outside of what your work gives you.

>> No.13567246

>>13567204
>lying
Why are you autistic when it comes to what anons spoon feed you, and denial, but at the same time offer nothing?
Fucking euroshit.

>> No.13567251

>>13567227
https://www.cdc.gov/foodsafety/cdc-and-food-safety.html
>CDC estimates that 1 in 6 Americans get sick from contaminated foods or beverages each year, and 3,000 die. The U.S. Department of Agriculture (USDA) estimates that foodborne illnesses cost more than $15.6 billion each year.

Amerimutts get sick by a magnitude of 10 compared to every European nation combined.

>> No.13567255

>>13567237
>According to the most recent data available fromthe Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services(CMS), "the average American spent $9,596 on healthcare" in 2012, which was "up significantly from $7,700 in 2007."

>> No.13567262

>>13567251
>Americans estimated to get sick, and due from food borne illnesses less than the EU per capita
Nice addition moron.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=4ex--oXMsR0
Europe the original internet pant shitters.

>> No.13567264

>>13567246
>>13567251

>> No.13567268

>>13567251
>have wife and 4 kids
>statistically one of you gets food poisoned every year by year
aren't they supposed to be a first world country?

>> No.13567269

>>13566708
Americans are trying to become the people from wall e which in all fairness is a comfy but short lifestyle

>> No.13567273

>>13567131
>in the US employed individuals are covered
As in forced to buy into the shitty, overpriced company insurance plans with ridiculously high detuctables and the exact same limited choice of providers as everyone else? The cherry on top is forced wellness checkups (drugs/tobacco screening). Dude, it's the worst system in the world outside of wartorn shitholes that don't even have hospitals. Three corporate entities fuck you sideways and you're afraid to switch jobs if you have a family. It needs to end. I know people on both Medicaid and Medicare and from what I've heard their coverages, choices, and experiences are top-fucking-notch. Universal healthcare is the single best thing that would make the US an excellent country in one move. Anyone against it is a huge Faglord Dildo.

>> No.13567277

>>13567262
>he's cherrypicking like a madman
Meanwhile thousands of shart in marts exist.

>> No.13567281

>>13567255
>Medicare/meducaid
That's basically free insurance for the poor, and elderly ala euroshitesque insurance in America.

>> No.13567282

>>13567268
They regressed to a "developing" nation

>> No.13567284

>>13567262
>Americans estimated to get sick, and due from food borne illnesses less than the EU per capita

LMFAO dude, all of those EU links combined total less than 30 deaths across all of Europe (most of the articles were written years ago) while 3,000 mutts die every single YEAR. One in fucking six mutts get sick from faeces and god knows what else is in your hormone and chemical laden meats. It's mindblowing LOL.

>> No.13567297

>>13567251
Saving this

>> No.13567298

>>13567277
>>13567273
>>13567264
Show the Eutards their flaws, and they automatically scream
>cherry picked
While actually autistically screeching and
>cherry picking
the dumbest shit to argue with.
Like fucking clockwork. You retards can deny all you want, but your lives, and governments are shit, and you know this, so you all implode when an American points it out.

>> No.13567309

>>13567281
You spend 10k per year on average, no use larping now

>> No.13567320

>>13567251
http://www.euro.who.int/en/media-centre/sections/press-releases/2019/23-million-people-falling-ill-from-unsafe-food-each-year-in-europe-is-just-the-tip-of-the-iceberg
>Every minute, 44 people – more than 23 million per year – fall sick from eating contaminated food, and an estimated 4700 per year lose their lives. This is according to a review of the most recent available data entitled “The burden of foodborne diseases in the WHO European Region”, and it represents only the tip of the iceberg: the true number of cases is unknown.

>> No.13567325

>>13567309
Medicaid, and Medicare is free federal insurance dumbass. Not even sure if the cost comes out if their pockets, or if it's paid by someone else.

>> No.13567326

>>13567298
>he comes to terms with the fact he needs to scour the web for info on Euros which are still 10 times better off compared to 1 single source on mutts

>> No.13567328

>>13567325
Or if it's paid by someone else
Yes, you.

>> No.13567332

>>13567320
Ooh saving this. This is probably why Europe decided to buy beef from America this year.
>>13567328
My total annual tax is 8%. Fucking sucks dick.

>> No.13567341

>>13567320
Same for USA, estimations are 5000 deaths per year, but same issue with methodology, classification of food related illnesses etc. So nobody knows the final count and even then the data are hardly comparable. But based on available studies the situation is pretty much the same in US and EU

>> No.13567345

>>13567326
>euros are 10 times better off
>Pays more
>Gets paid less
>dies more from food
>Needs the US to bail them out everytime
Yes, yes Europeans aren't fucked...

>> No.13567349

>>13567341
My point is that everyone claiming US or EU is better/worse in food contamination is total retard not even able to comprehend how hard it is to put a meaningful data together, i.e. not worthy of any replies.

>> No.13567356

>>13567341
>Same for US
No, per capita EU without the UK (being generous since UK is still part of the EU until the end of this month) has higher food deaths, illnesses, and this is only counting the small portion that the who collected data for (so salmonella, cyanobacteria, and etc without other contaminants).

>> No.13567358

>>13567349
I mean people like this >>13567345
>dies more from food
yep, pulled right out of your ass

>> No.13567379

>>13567358
>Will deny everything until fistfucked with the math even when numbers already posted in thread

>> No.13567384

>>13566708
God, I'll probably look like that in less than five years. Disgusting. I'll have to break all my mirrors.

>> No.13567404

>>13567356
That's not true at all, you should at least know the WHO bases all their studies per WHO regions and European region includes all European countries plus whole Russia. That UK thing and mentioning European Union just doesn't make any sense.
The actual WHO publication I am aware of is here
http://www.euro.who.int/__data/assets/pdf_file/0005/402989/50607-WHO-Food-Safety-publicationV4_Web.pdf?ua=1

>> No.13567413

>>13567284
>faeces
No one is believing your "stats" when you cannot write proper sentences

>> No.13567421

>>13567404
And yep, death estimations are 4600-5000 per year, possibly more, but as I said it is for all European countries plus Russia together. Not a European Union thing only.

>> No.13567438

>The U.S. rate for Campylobacteriosis was 14.3 per 100,000 vs. 55.5 for the EU.

>> No.13567444

>>13567421
Oh, and population of WHO European region was 916 millions in 2016, now do the per capita math

>> No.13567466

It's a little challenging collecting data for EU countries.
You have to collect for each country, and then do your own math, and it's even more challenging since their journalist don't cite sources, and the government data is a mess to wade through.

>> No.13567468

>>13566708
Because fuck you that's why

>> No.13567477

>>13567113
>needs a source
>believes le 4chan maymays
Oy vey!

>> No.13567515

>>13567113
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-49628275
https://www.reuters.com/article/us-weather-netherlands/heatwave-caused-nearly-400-more-deaths-in-netherlands-stats-agency-idUSKCN1UZ0GA

>> No.13567519

>>13566708
solitude

>> No.13567522

>>13566708
Usually im out of the house all day at work/school and i just prefer to eat in the privacy of my car.

>> No.13567533

>>13567043
>>13567090
>>13567345
absolute muttcope, i make more than all of you fags combined statisticly speaking

>> No.13567541

>>13567533
[Citation needed]

>> No.13567601

>>13567150
European cities are much cleaner and safer than American cities. t. American who has visited EU

>> No.13567615

>>13567533
Post that stub

>> No.13567617

>>13567601
You haven't visited the EU recently then, or have gone to some random no tourist town.

>> No.13567620

>>13567533
>muh dick
Ok nigger jew

>> No.13567817

>>13566778
El ogro de las americas...

>> No.13567828

>just finish binging
>see this thread
fug

>> No.13568735

>>13566708
Imagine the smell

>> No.13568893

>>13566708
Because americans like to let out thick steamy farts while eating. Its not really OK in the restaraunt so its preferable to just stick with the drive through and eat in the comfort of your own thick brew.
Also the American tries to stand up and move as little as possible. getting out of the car is considered somewhat of a squat workout so by not exiting the car during food pickup youre reducing the squat routine by half (just have to get up once when you get home.

>> No.13568904

>>13566708
fuck you i'm on day 13 no fap

>> No.13568920

>>13566708
Watching this made me really angry for some reason.

>> No.13568923

>>13566708
What are those disgusting creatures?

>> No.13569016

>>13567107
you know if you have a REAL job in America they give you insurance that pays for most of that right?

>> No.13569096

>>13566708
Because we actually own cars here.

>> No.13569134

to avoid the people they are afraid of. everyone is paranoid to the point of insanity. the meds arent working.

>> No.13569159

>>13568920
Getting excited for shitty fast food is inexcusable.

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>>13566708
Is that a downie on the left or just an American?