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>>13562758How does she get out without breaking all my heart?
>>13562758
>>13562853
>>13562824This gif was fine at 18 seconds, a nightmare at 48, and a crime against humanity by the end. What the actual fuck.
>>13562824It seems actually really good until he starts chopping up those fries
>>13562856
>>13562860>>13562856>>13562853What a waste of internet bandwidth.
>>13562758>>13562853>>13562856>>13562860Imagine the shits afterwards, God what I would give to be their toilet
>>13562922
>>13562758>Gastrolympian
>>13562932Sounds like you're upset that you will never get on their level.
>>13562959>>13562961Why not just open the beer and drink it. What is the value of this bullshit?
>>13562959God those Korean girls are adorable
>>13562967
>>13562965BRO JUST SHOTGUN IT BRO
>>13562977I'm guessing this is an American cultural barrier, but as a Brit this makes no sense to me. Maybe the Aussies get it (they seem like the type), I'll ask one of them.
>>13562971
>>13562965it is the same principle as a beer bong, you can drink it significantly faster if you do it correctly .
>>13562965>>13562983You can drink it extra fast.
>>13562758CYIHVSAET
>>13562824Why? I mean, by the end it doesnt even have a flavor amlnymore, just greese oily shit
>>13562824
>>13563019>drinking vinegarSure, this isn't retarded at all
>>13562990>genturo_nibburodottuwebbemu
>>13563019With all the dumb shit this guy has done to himeslf, I wonder what his insides look like
>>13563019IMAGINE his teeth
>>13563051Flawless. He is invincible.
>>13563044made me giggle
>>13562989Marvelous creatures Asians
>>13562922It’s pretty dope
>>13562778The Chad feast
>>13563063Why is that juice that color and why is he vomiting from it
>>13563113It's 24 years old, in a cardboard container. The dark stuff at the bottom is mold.
>>13563116But why he do this
>>13563136Youtube shekels
>>13562983dw its a thing in Britain, you just don't have any friends
>>13562922Super colossal.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LvOh7gPZau0
>>13563151not bad actually, the mushroom pate looks gross but I know from experience that stuff is usually good
>>13563122No surprise that this guy's restaurants get shitty reviews. It's all show with no substance.
>>13563278ok but why
Even looking at competitive eaters who are in excellent physical condition I still find myself wondering how the fuck their insulin responses don't end up completely obliterated at some point. Intense exercise can only do so much.
>>13562778Post a picture of someone eating at whataburger or five guys like this. If you can't post one in the next hour In and Out is the best.
>>13562961That was one of the slowest shotguns ive ever seen.
>>13563352They used In and Out because they really needed to emphasize how gross it was.
>>13562965Because it goes down faster this way.
>>13562758why do people watch other people eat food over the internet anyways? this shit is just so stupid. I have a friend who watches la beast and that asian guy who eats burritos or some shit and he always tries linking me videos even though I shit on it every time and never fucking watch one. let me guess, he eats it all?
>>13563414>stop liking what I don't like
>>13562853>>13562856>>13562860does she release videos of herself purging or is it all just a fucking lie?
>>13563419Supposedly she has some condition that allows her to consume.
>>13562771She leaves through your urethra
>>13563253>jeeleye beeleye peet cola goomeye candeye
>>13563431yes it is called purging and lying about it. it promotes very unhealthy behavior. all of this fast eating bullshit is so goddamn stupid what the fuck is even the point of social media?
>>13563444>stop liking what I don't like
>>13563289No need to salt the meat and the salt surface should naturally draw moisture from the meat to promote better searing.
>>13562990Hot. I like to imagine it's a big black dick ;)
>>13563419my understanding is that she has a disorder that makes it difficult to absorb nutrients from food, so she has to eat a LOT of food to survive. I think it also makes her digestive system into a waterslide in just about every way imaginable too.
>>13563431She has a bright future in gokkun if only she applies herself.
>>13563019i still think this was the most hardcore thing Beast attempted even if it was a failure. nearly a gallon of habanero is certainly no joke
>>13563457it's my understanding that is just bullshit but whatever you wanna believe
>>13563444>purging and lying about itIt's genuinely the only explanation. Even if she fasted at all times and the only food she ate was what you see on camera she'd still be gaining weight because a body can only use so much food for energy at once before storing that shit as fat.
>>13563481the asian face makes it difficult to identify normal bulemia markers
>>13563095Or just use a glove.I've actually done this exact thing before though because I didn't have gloves.
>>13563450I have a salt block, you still need to salt whatever you put on it, the salt block imparts basically zero flavor. You'd be better off using cast iron, its a total gimmick
>>13563668Oh... Well that's disappointing.
>>13563679My impression exactly. Its just a hassle to use and makes a mess of your stove top. Haven't used mine in a while
>>13562758One tit is bigger than the other.
>>13563715That's fairly common when they are real.
>>13562943Didn't he get ball cancer?
>>13563721
>>13562824they dont clean the grill, disgusting
>>13563718I'm just pointing it out is all.>>13563726>first yearPoor guy
>>13563733I enjoy cleaning the grill. It's cathartic.
>>13563207Shut up, bitch.
>>13563139>baking steak>salad is 90% fatmios dios......
>>13563737that webm made my pp hard, thanks anoncleaning the grill is one of the highlights of my night, usually the last thing i do before moonwalking out of there so maybe its just the association that makes it greatfuck the overflow siphon though, emptying it out is a shoe ruiner
>>13563164HOW DOES HE GET OUT?
>>13563823haha i bet theres a door behind him XDDD
>people believe mukbang binges are realThe internet has become a gullible place.
>>13563352I raise a similar challenge. Post something that beats this enjoyment factor or it is confirmed that Burger King has the best icecream in the world: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0pcr8hPWMjQ
>>13564035I have eaten at some of the best restaurants in the country and I have never reacted to food like this.This just makes me feel sad.
>>13563755based
>>13564076Is this supposed to be hard?
>>13564163Film yourself doing it better.
>>13564035She's lonely and just hoping someone will react to her. You made me sad.
>>13563414You sound like a miserable fuck. Just let yourself enjoy stupid shit, it's okay and will make you happier.
>>13564228it isn't enjoyable
>>13562758I'm a fat fuck, and this is disgusting.
>>13564228no it's weird, you're weird too bud
>>13563755mmmm elbow salt
>>13563136hes eaten lightbulbs before
>>13564324
>>13564329i could see people telling him to do the cactus or the raw egg with shell videos, but this had to be entirely his idea its too fucking dumb
>>13564334It's an old carny trick, not that unusual.
>>13562778a real og /ck/ would have this dude as the face of the franchise not that two hand cracking egg shitter
>>13564329Yes, one question. Why?
>>13564343The timid man asks "Why?". The bold man asks "Why not?"
>>13564345hasnt had a good video in years
>>13563668Wait, you actually fell for this meme? Bahahahahaha!>>13563289Literally just to say you have a salt block. No greater purpose.>>13563450Wrong on both counts. Even just looking at the webm you can see the steak has less of a crust & browning than traditional searing, AND it's overcooked.
>>13562990
>>13562824>yeah that looks ok>that's a lot of bread but yeah ok>uhhh kinda getting ridiculous>who the hell can't even eat that?>ok this is just fucking stupid now
>>13564477>when you spot that Coffee Instant Type II
>>13563823Without barking the OGGS?
>>13563019I still don't understand how he's alive after chugging a bottle of Everclear while already drunk af.
>>13563019>_______ ___ _____.
>>13563737God the fucking scraping noise still makes me cringe. I might be autistic.
>>13563253vat19 has tons of these huge gummy things.
>>13563321jesus, why no tie down the roll
>>13564935Nice
>>13562758Don't these people just spit half the food into the liquid?
>>13563151terrivle
>>13562959I don't hate the retarded Koreans in these videos, but the person who writes the subtitles should be killed. Slowly.
>>13563278Looks like shit
>>13565472Where's the new album, Al?
>>13562965 That's how I know you're a virgin
>>13563139>not washing the lettuceBit disgusting desu.
>>13565593Bergah
>>13565410Why the fuck would anyone do this?
>>13565523I dunno I realized all my existing songs just change the rhymes to something stupid and I'm having trouble working out how to be actually witty.
>>13562959
>>13563001>>13565536>>13563393>>13562997get off four chain, you are too young
>>13562997But you'll spill a little. It's better to start drinking it normally and stab the other end (the bottom) after you start. And don't fully enclose the opening with your lips.
>>13565410revolting
>>13565472Why are YouTube ecelebs such soyboys?
>>13563755I know it's the cool thing to hate this guy on le 4chan, but even so something about how he over-dramatizes every single action stirs up my autism. Even putting the thing on the grill requires him to burst out with some slap+hump dance.
>>13564163How long do you think a minute is?
>>13563473>>13563019I haven't seen a single video where he doesn't end up puking, I'm convinced he has a puking fetish
>>13565915Depends if it's microwave time.
>>13562824disgusting
>>13563253The first guy is pretty cute.
>>13563051>that video where he swallows a bunch of dimes so he can have the most expensive shit>only passes a few of them so he goes to the hospital >they can't find the rest on the X-RayHe's the next stage in human evolution.
>>13565410why even bother with garlic bread if you're going to tie it into that weird shitty knot?
>>13563139It's fucking burnt. >>13563151I'm not anti-vegan, but that doesn't look very good.
>>13562824do yuropoors really???
>>13562967If you like your women weak and childlike.. sure
>>13566653
>>13566653Wait, do you not?
>>13562965holy shit go to a party onceor alternatively think through basic physics.
>>13562758God I wanna eat her poop
>>13563026Anyone know what restaurant or city this is in? I want to get that feast and split it with my bro or my wife, preferably my bro.
>>13565910>lekill yourself
>>13566733Shizuoka is the goddamn best.
>>13565686Don't you think ever talk shit about Al again or I'll come fuck your mother in her mouth.
>>13566439I'd do mean things to her...
>>13566977>the one in turquoise
>>13563164the king has arrived
>>13566355thats me irl btw
>>13563289shows u how to season your salt blocks
>>13562778that's only endearing when it's a cute female
>>13567327Why does this female have no ass?
>>13565885>weird al>youtube celebi'll kill u
>>13566713ill be loling in korean when in bed with them if u know what i mean ;)
>>13567327yuck
>>13563151That looks pretty good, but I think I'll pass on spending 5 hours to make a sandwich.
>>13567327That's a decent blender. Wish I still had access to one. Made damn good smoothies and could crush ice like nobody's business.
>>13566480Why would you even notice there are no animal products in that? How obsessed with meat are you, exactly?
>>13567327Why doesn't she remain stock still and not try to have fun? She would conserve a lot of energy if she didn't exert all those extraneous motions.
>>13566653Why yes, how could you tell?
>>13566653They could also be younger
>>13563752that looks like shit, has the man never heard of ceviche?
I'm looking for a webm of an old dude drinking soup out of a laddle at a grocery store. Anybody got it? I'll post a bunch of stuff to contribute
>>13567876
>>13567880
>>13567884
>>13567897God bless
>>13562778this is peak happiness
>>13562758Who is this
>>13567902Scary that things like that actually shit out spawn.
>>13563139>medium-well steak
>>13563772You know what I'd never thought about it but that really is a crappy salad
>>13563019even simple water consumed in this amount in one go might be deadly.
>>13566946I believe it is la barbecue in Austin, TX
>>13563278or you could use, you know - just coarse ground salt.>>13563289if you use a salt pile instead of a meme slab it absorbs both moisture and fat from meat above it. I do whole chickens this way in a dutch oven, to get them bit dryer. I imagine a really fat bird like duck would benefit even more.
>>13567902ffffuuck, that piece of chicken looks so fucking goodHere in Canada, there is nowhere you can really get chicken like that
>>13568138whats wrong with touching raw chicken?
>>13568138I oppose your use of "hack"
>>13568150You have popeyes in canada
>>13568167it's never as thick and nice looking as that particular pieceidk, maybe it's not that amazing, but it sure looks good in that webm
>>13568176Ok I'll give you that. Two KFC mini breast fillets at once?
>>13565938the amount of prep for these is ridiculous, but it looks so good
>>13568138I thought the point of the sheet rack was to circulate air to the bottom of the chicken, not to serve as an anti-stick agent
>>13568018I feel like a salmon wellington would not work well because salmon is already a cut of meat with a high fat content, with that cheesy spinach spread and all the butter in puff pastry this dish would be too rich.
>>13563444Why don't you research about her fucking condition instead of talking bullshit about it? Yes, we all know you are a jealous fat bitch just by your comments. No need to judge cute jap ladies to feel better about yourself, e-girl.
>>13568828Why don't you provide a source for your claim?
>>13568828"research" meaning the little bit of info she's made up about it all to cover up the fact that she purges in order to make an eating channel? it's not rocket science. the people who do these things are not special.
>>13568828She's not going to suck your dick, yellow knight.
>>13563755This guy fucks
>>13568874The cool thing is if she did she could swallow lots.
>>13563095
>>13563755this guy looks so fucking cool. damn, I want to be him
>>13565885zoom zoom
>>13568922Based Chizzy poster
>>13568891And then puke it all over you.
>>13562824My least favorite thing about this are the gloves. You can tell those are full of germs and he never washes hi hands.
>>13562959I've only ever shotgunned one beer and it was a Bud Light, and that's how I know Bud Light is shit. 6 seconds because it was water w/ beer flavoring.
>>13562959Gooks aren't human.
>>13567517Your victim complex is showing. It specifically calls for vegan mayonnaise. Anyone paying attention would put two and two together after that.
>>13565910>something about how he over-dramatizes every single action stirs up my autismit's called showmanship you dumb faggot. you wouldn't know because you've never gone outside.
>>13563151Looks like shit
>>13562758I'd rather watch her get glazed if you know what I mean.
>>13568150Just bread some chicken at home and fry it.
>>13569331good showmen shouldn't evoke a sense of disgust
>>13568002stones from a glass house, post your pizza-face
>>13563136He's eaten whole cactus before. Thorns and all.
>>13564343Shock value
>>13565523He does singles now, he realized the album format was a dead format for him.
>>13566439Eggs, all of them.
>>13562853>>13562856>>13562860>food heals 1 hp
>>13563151>empty carbs>empty fiberThis shit took more calories to make than it gives. No wonder vegans look like holocaust survivors.
>>13564076The thing that pisses me off about speed eaters is that fucking whole body bite. They've got to bob up and down when ever they shove something into their face. Is that seriously supposed to help them eat faster or prevent them from choking?
>>13568580oh fuck From Beyond, those dumplings always get me excited
>>13569925It's a Vietnamese dish, there's a place near me that does one with spicy pork that is delish.
>>13569872underrated commentprobably been done before though.
>>13562922Anon what the fuck.
>>13563443NO, DON'T
>>13563321I hate americans
>>13566480How could one be anti vegan? Like do you hate veggies? You know vegan mayo isnt really important to vegans?
>>13563726That's rough.
>>13565410That has to be the biggest pain in the ass to eat as it starts to cool down.
>>13563431She's like Tarrare
>>13570538So eat the entire thing while it's still hot using those ten little breadsticks you made
>>13569665Show us an example of what you think is good showmanship, otherwise it would seem that you're the one at fault for the feeling of disgust, and not the glasses man
>>13562959Jesus christ koreans try way too fucking hard to be cute and quirky
>>13563151>That random zoom in Why do they keep doing this
>>13570581Imagine her farts after eating that
>>13568334bootleg timpano
>>13562778going to in and out stoned feels exactly like this looks
>>13563019consuming that much capsaicin at once would give a person the mother of all hot flashes
>>13565910the virgin poster vs the chad gimmick chef
>>13566355i think this is the same guyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zuDtACzKGRs
>>13565593looks like a porno set, not gonna lie
>>13571073>see a pool>immediately think of pornYou should probably cut back, buddy.
>>13562926damn, ogose is cute AF, too bad japanese woman die alone
>>13570126You mean, it used to be a Vietnamese dish. This got "veganized" and bastardized into something else. Somehow the recipe wasn't obnoxious enough. The music was too.https://tasty.co/recipe/baja-banh-mi
>>13571273The music on these square recipe videos is always ear-bleeding, it's one of the best reasons to not give /ck/ audio webms
>>13570581Remember, everyone. It's hip and trendy to drink two glasses of wine before you even sit down to eat an every day meal. And when you sit down make sure you're on the couch in front of the TV. Go ahead, pour yourself that third glass. You deserved it.
>>13562758ironically i got type 1 diabetes a few years later
>>13571678Nowt wrong with a glass of whine or three while making dinner
>>13571678why are you so upset? lmao
>>13572316Stay mad, tourist.
>>13572324Y out dramatists?
>>13571678>>13571952speaking of whine
>>13562824do italians really???
>>13569848Makes sense.
>>13565593>adds seasoning on the surface not in the minceI honestly don't believe in his cooking skills at all
>>13565274how is it that i know what this says?perhaps more importantly, what does that say about me?
>>13563095Alternatively: don't be a pussy.
>>13573009That's the point of the metameme.
>>13567112>not the purple and orangeMore for me.
>>13572860shit doesn't go in a burger, especially salt
>>13573009What does it mean?
>>13565593Would you like some burger with that salt? Fuck.
>>13562965geed detected
>>13572860>I honestly don't believe in his cooking skills at allI honestly don't believe you could reheat a burger let alone cook one
>>13566653weebs are typically weak and effeminate themselves so they prefer useless women.
>>13563164That shit pisses me off he couldn't put the last piece of egg in the plate ahhhhh fucking king, more like joker.
>>13562778I bet it's a sexual thing
>>13566439don't be a tuna headthe knot keeps the strip from getting dry and burnt
>>13568018>>13568544salmon is like steak, it needs nothing on it except s&p
>>13563139>>13563151>240x240what is this a webm for ants?
>>13562853>>13562856>>13562860
>>13568457When roughly 10-20% of your country is unemployed at any given time you have the time to cook.
>>13566439Garlic knots are incredible when made right. The ones in that photo are anemic.
>>13563139>medwell cut along the grain
>>13574134Anne best girl
>>13564165I could eat at least 3 max probably 5 that guys impressive tho
>>13564345Ive eaten a few raw uncracked eggs in my day. Still better than coleslaw
>>13574489Hella dude
>>13566439S ..sauce?
>>13574610It's from the outtakes section at lemonparty.org
>>13563443fugggg I didn't want to remember that
>>13570476What is vegan mayo?
>>13571678I usually drink the entire bottle before dinner is ready and the drink water because I'm poor
>>13574676You can use any lecithin to emulsify oil. Most vegan mayo would probably extract the lecithin from soy, that being a plentiful and cheap source.
>>13563473the most hardcore thing he ever did was eat fucking cactuses. spines and all just straight in the mouth.you can see the agony on his face. it's at that point i stopped laughing at him and gained respect for him as a true performance artist, he's a unique guy.
>>13563207cause the dude is scamming drunk peoplehe sends his stupid steak wrapped in that fake gold paper shit to drunk customers that never order it and threaten to call the cops if they dont pay for it on the spot
>>13567897its ok everyone hes white
>>13568002She's their aunt, has no kids. She's still sowing her wild oats a little before she's ready to settle down.
>>13575038>fake gold paperyou mean gold leaf?.....
>>13562778this man just got out of prison i ASSURE you
>>13563164let it die please
>>13563278god that steak was actually horrible more than overcooked horrible sear and it was just fucking graydisgusting
>>13563414god you genuinely sound like a massive faggotfeel bad for your friend
>>13563164HOW DOES HE GET OFF
>>13562778This man was in prison for 20 years
>>13567897he's got great posturebut he's also retarded so w/e
>>13562983I've seen people drink out of a shoe in Australia but that's it.
>>13562778image how he will be on your pussy
>>13563141It absolutely is NOT a thing in Britain because you can't shotgun glass bottles.
>>13575400Don't be stupid. Those cans in the store aren't there for decoration. If they didn't sell, they wouldn't be stocked.
>>13565410this is why the kikes mutilate your genitals.
>>13576376Risking it all to show off for the Camera
>>13567880>remove everything between you and pleasure>leaves rings on>sucks fingers cleani still don't know if this webm is 100% satire but goddamned that part hurts my brain every time
>>13575004Eating cactus isnt actually all that hardcore. lots of youtubers have done it. That being said, that time when he ate ten cacti in a row while standing in a barrel of ice water was pretty hardcore.https://youtu.be/UAyqWAjlLAs