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Bonus points for big eats and bigger eaters.

>> No.13562771

How does she get out without breaking all my heart?

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>> No.13562857

This gif was fine at 18 seconds, a nightmare at 48, and a crime against humanity by the end. What the actual fuck.

>> No.13562859

It seems actually really good until he starts chopping up those fries

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>> No.13562897

What a waste of internet bandwidth.

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Imagine the shits afterwards, God what I would give to be their toilet

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Sounds like you're upset that you will never get on their level.

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>> No.13562965

Why not just open the beer and drink it. What is the value of this bullshit?

>> No.13562967

God those Korean girls are adorable

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>> No.13562983

I'm guessing this is an American cultural barrier, but as a Brit this makes no sense to me. Maybe the Aussies get it (they seem like the type), I'll ask one of them.

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>> No.13562997

it is the same principle as a beer bong, you can drink it significantly faster if you do it correctly .

>> No.13563001

You can drink it extra fast.

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>> No.13563018

Why? I mean, by the end it doesnt even have a flavor amlnymore, just greese oily shit

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>> No.13563031

>drinking vinegar

Sure, this isn't retarded at all

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>> No.13563051

With all the dumb shit this guy has done to himeslf, I wonder what his insides look like

>> No.13563054

IMAGINE his teeth

>> No.13563063
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Flawless. He is invincible.

>> No.13563064

made me giggle

>> No.13563089

Marvelous creatures Asians

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>> No.13563108

It’s pretty dope

>> No.13563110

The Chad feast

>> No.13563113

Why is that juice that color and why is he vomiting from it

>> No.13563116

It's 24 years old, in a cardboard container. The dark stuff at the bottom is mold.

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>> No.13563136

But why he do this

>> No.13563138

Youtube shekels

>> No.13563139
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>> No.13563141

dw its a thing in Britain, you just don't have any friends

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>> No.13563174

Super colossal.

>> No.13563176

not bad actually, the mushroom pate looks gross but I know from experience that stuff is usually good

>> No.13563207


No surprise that this guy's restaurants get shitty reviews. It's all show with no substance.

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>> No.13563289

ok but why

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>> No.13563330

Even looking at competitive eaters who are in excellent physical condition I still find myself wondering how the fuck their insulin responses don't end up completely obliterated at some point. Intense exercise can only do so much.

>> No.13563352

Post a picture of someone eating at whataburger or five guys like this. If you can't post one in the next hour In and Out is the best.

>> No.13563356

That was one of the slowest shotguns ive ever seen.

>> No.13563368
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They used In and Out because they really needed to emphasize how gross it was.

>> No.13563393

Because it goes down faster this way.

>> No.13563414

why do people watch other people eat food over the internet anyways? this shit is just so stupid. I have a friend who watches la beast and that asian guy who eats burritos or some shit and he always tries linking me videos even though I shit on it every time and never fucking watch one.

let me guess, he eats it all?

>> No.13563416

>stop liking what I don't like

>> No.13563419

does she release videos of herself purging or is it all just a fucking lie?

>> No.13563431
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Supposedly she has some condition that allows her to consume.

>> No.13563440 [DELETED] 

She leaves through your urethra

>> No.13563443

>jeeleye beeleye peet cola goomeye candeye

>> No.13563444

yes it is called purging and lying about it. it promotes very unhealthy behavior. all of this fast eating bullshit is so goddamn stupid what the fuck is even the point of social media?

>> No.13563446

>stop liking what I don't like

>> No.13563450

No need to salt the meat and the salt surface should naturally draw moisture from the meat to promote better searing.

>> No.13563452 [DELETED] 

Hot. I like to imagine it's a big black dick ;)

>> No.13563457

my understanding is that she has a disorder that makes it difficult to absorb nutrients from food, so she has to eat a LOT of food to survive.
I think it also makes her digestive system into a waterslide in just about every way imaginable too.

>> No.13563470 [DELETED] 

She has a bright future in gokkun if only she applies herself.

>> No.13563473

i still think this was the most hardcore thing Beast attempted even if it was a failure. nearly a gallon of habanero is certainly no joke

>> No.13563477

it's my understanding that is just bullshit but whatever you wanna believe

>> No.13563481

>purging and lying about it
It's genuinely the only explanation. Even if she fasted at all times and the only food she ate was what you see on camera she'd still be gaining weight because a body can only use so much food for energy at once before storing that shit as fat.

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>> No.13563553

the asian face makes it difficult to identify normal bulemia markers

>> No.13563612

Or just use a glove.
I've actually done this exact thing before though because I didn't have gloves.

>> No.13563668

I have a salt block, you still need to salt whatever you put on it, the salt block imparts basically zero flavor. You'd be better off using cast iron, its a total gimmick

>> No.13563679

Oh... Well that's disappointing.

>> No.13563689

My impression exactly. Its just a hassle to use and makes a mess of your stove top. Haven't used mine in a while

>> No.13563715

One tit is bigger than the other.

>> No.13563718

That's fairly common when they are real.

>> No.13563721

Didn't he get ball cancer?

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>> No.13563733

they dont clean the grill, disgusting

>> No.13563734

I'm just pointing it out is all.
>first year
Poor guy

>> No.13563737
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I enjoy cleaning the grill. It's cathartic.

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>> No.13563755
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Shut up, bitch.

>> No.13563772

>baking steak
>salad is 90% fat
mios dios......

>> No.13563800

that webm made my pp hard, thanks anon
cleaning the grill is one of the highlights of my night, usually the last thing i do before moonwalking out of there so maybe its just the association that makes it great
fuck the overflow siphon though, emptying it out is a shoe ruiner

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>> No.13563839

haha i bet theres a door behind him XDDD

>> No.13563993

>people believe mukbang binges are real
The internet has become a gullible place.

>> No.13564035

I raise a similar challenge. Post something that beats this enjoyment factor or it is confirmed that Burger King has the best icecream in the world:

>> No.13564076
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I have eaten at some of the best restaurants in the country and I have never reacted to food like this.

This just makes me feel sad.

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>> No.13564163

Is this supposed to be hard?

>> No.13564165
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Film yourself doing it better.

>> No.13564178

She's lonely and just hoping someone will react to her. You made me sad.

>> No.13564228

You sound like a miserable fuck. Just let yourself enjoy stupid shit, it's okay and will make you happier.

>> No.13564250

it isn't enjoyable

>> No.13564285

I'm a fat fuck, and this is disgusting.

>> No.13564307

no it's weird, you're weird too bud

>> No.13564315

mmmm elbow salt

>> No.13564324

hes eaten lightbulbs before

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>> No.13564334

i could see people telling him to do the cactus or the raw egg with shell videos, but this had to be entirely his idea its too fucking dumb

>> No.13564336
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It's an old carny trick, not that unusual.

>> No.13564342

a real og /ck/ would have this dude as the face of the franchise not that two hand cracking egg shitter

>> No.13564343

Yes, one question. Why?

>> No.13564345
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The timid man asks "Why?". The bold man asks "Why not?"

>> No.13564365

hasnt had a good video in years

>> No.13564473

Wait, you actually fell for this meme? Bahahahahaha!

Literally just to say you have a salt block. No greater purpose.

Wrong on both counts. Even just looking at the webm you can see the steak has less of a crust & browning than traditional searing, AND it's overcooked.

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>> No.13564504

>yeah that looks ok
>that's a lot of bread but yeah ok
>uhhh kinda getting ridiculous
>who the hell can't even eat that?
>ok this is just fucking stupid now

>> No.13564935

>when you spot that Coffee Instant Type II

>> No.13565046

Without barking the OGGS?

>> No.13565078


I still don't understand how he's alive after chugging a bottle of Everclear while already drunk af.

>> No.13565274

>_______ ___ _____.

>> No.13565277

God the fucking scraping noise still makes me cringe. I might be autistic.

>> No.13565280

vat19 has tons of these huge gummy things.

>> No.13565351

jesus, why no tie down the roll

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>> No.13565404

Don't these people just spit half the food into the liquid?

>> No.13565410
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>> No.13565472
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I don't hate the retarded Koreans in these videos, but the person who writes the subtitles should be killed. Slowly.

>> No.13565513

Looks like shit

>> No.13565523

Where's the new album, Al?

>> No.13565536

That's how I know you're a virgin

>> No.13565550

>not washing the lettuce
Bit disgusting desu.

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>> No.13565684

Why the fuck would anyone do this?

>> No.13565686

I dunno I realized all my existing songs just change the rhymes to something stupid and I'm having trouble working out how to be actually witty.

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>> No.13565808
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get off four chain, you are too young

>> No.13565823

But you'll spill a little. It's better to start drinking it normally and stab the other end (the bottom) after you start. And don't fully enclose the opening with your lips.

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>> No.13565885

Why are YouTube ecelebs such soyboys?

>> No.13565910

I know it's the cool thing to hate this guy on le 4chan, but even so something about how he over-dramatizes every single action stirs up my autism. Even putting the thing on the grill requires him to burst out with some slap+hump dance.

>> No.13565915

How long do you think a minute is?

>> No.13565937

I haven't seen a single video where he doesn't end up puking, I'm convinced he has a puking fetish

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>> No.13565940

Depends if it's microwave time.

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>> No.13566355

The first guy is pretty cute.

>> No.13566402

>that video where he swallows a bunch of dimes so he can have the most expensive shit
>only passes a few of them so he goes to the hospital
>they can't find the rest on the X-Ray
He's the next stage in human evolution.

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why even bother with garlic bread if you're going to tie it into that weird shitty knot?

>> No.13566480

It's fucking burnt.

I'm not anti-vegan, but that doesn't look very good.

>> No.13566616

do yuropoors really???

>> No.13566653

If you like your women weak and childlike.. sure

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Wait, do you not?

>> No.13566729

holy shit go to a party once

or alternatively think through basic physics.

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>> No.13566774

God I wanna eat her poop

>> No.13566946

Anyone know what restaurant or city this is in? I want to get that feast and split it with my bro or my wife, preferably my bro.

>> No.13566962

kill yourself

>> No.13566970
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Shizuoka is the goddamn best.

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>> No.13567004

Don't you think ever talk shit about Al again or I'll come fuck your mother in her mouth.

>> No.13567049

I'd do mean things to her...

>> No.13567112
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>the one in turquoise

>> No.13567279

the king has arrived

>> No.13567286

thats me irl btw

>> No.13567289

shows u how to season your salt blocks

>> No.13567307

that's only endearing when it's a cute female

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>> No.13567350

Why does this female have no ass?

>> No.13567353

>weird al
>youtube celeb
i'll kill u

>> No.13567370

ill be loling in korean when in bed with them if u know what i mean ;)

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>> No.13567423

That looks pretty good, but I think I'll pass on spending 5 hours to make a sandwich.

>> No.13567488

That's a decent blender. Wish I still had access to one. Made damn good smoothies and could crush ice like nobody's business.

>> No.13567517

Why would you even notice there are no animal products in that? How obsessed with meat are you, exactly?

>> No.13567539

Why doesn't she remain stock still and not try to have fun? She would conserve a lot of energy if she didn't exert all those extraneous motions.

>> No.13567550
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Why yes, how could you tell?

>> No.13567603

They could also be younger

>> No.13567612

that looks like shit, has the man never heard of ceviche?

>> No.13567876
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I'm looking for a webm of an old dude drinking soup out of a laddle at a grocery store. Anybody got it? I'll post a bunch of stuff to contribute

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God bless

>> No.13567945

this is peak happiness

>> No.13567983

Who is this

>> No.13568002

Scary that things like that actually shit out spawn.

>> No.13568005

>medium-well steak

>> No.13568018
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You know what I'd never thought about it but that really is a crappy salad

>> No.13568030

even simple water consumed in this amount in one go might be deadly.

>> No.13568033

I believe it is la barbecue in Austin, TX

>> No.13568097

or you could use, you know - just coarse ground salt.

if you use a salt pile instead of a meme slab it absorbs both moisture and fat from meat above it. I do whole chickens this way in a dutch oven, to get them bit dryer. I imagine a really fat bird like duck would benefit even more.

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>> No.13568150
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ffffuuck, that piece of chicken looks so fucking good
Here in Canada, there is nowhere you can really get chicken like that

>> No.13568158

whats wrong with touching raw chicken?

>> No.13568159

I oppose your use of "hack"

>> No.13568167

You have popeyes in canada

>> No.13568176

it's never as thick and nice looking as that particular piece
idk, maybe it's not that amazing, but it sure looks good in that webm

>> No.13568180

Ok I'll give you that.

Two KFC mini breast fillets at once?

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>> No.13568457

the amount of prep for these is ridiculous, but it looks so good

>> No.13568483

I thought the point of the sheet rack was to circulate air to the bottom of the chicken, not to serve as an anti-stick agent

>> No.13568544

I feel like a salmon wellington would not work well because salmon is already a cut of meat with a high fat content, with that cheesy spinach spread and all the butter in puff pastry this dish would be too rich.

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>> No.13568828

Why don't you research about her fucking condition instead of talking bullshit about it? Yes, we all know you are a jealous fat bitch just by your comments. No need to judge cute jap ladies to feel better about yourself, e-girl.

>> No.13568844

Why don't you provide a source for your claim?

>> No.13568864

"research" meaning the little bit of info she's made up about it all to cover up the fact that she purges in order to make an eating channel? it's not rocket science. the people who do these things are not special.

>> No.13568874

She's not going to suck your dick, yellow knight.

>> No.13568890


This guy fucks

>> No.13568891

The cool thing is if she did she could swallow lots.

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>> No.13568964

this guy looks so fucking cool. damn, I want to be him

>> No.13568975

zoom zoom

>> No.13568980

Based Chizzy poster

>> No.13568996

And then puke it all over you.

>> No.13569060

My least favorite thing about this are the gloves. You can tell those are full of germs and he never washes hi hands.

>> No.13569079

I've only ever shotgunned one beer and it was a Bud Light, and that's how I know Bud Light is shit. 6 seconds because it was water w/ beer flavoring.

>> No.13569115

Gooks aren't human.

>> No.13569309

Your victim complex is showing. It specifically calls for vegan mayonnaise. Anyone paying attention would put two and two together after that.

>> No.13569331

>something about how he over-dramatizes every single action stirs up my autism
it's called showmanship you dumb faggot. you wouldn't know because you've never gone outside.

>> No.13569401

Looks like shit

>> No.13569417

I'd rather watch her get glazed if you know what I mean.

>> No.13569629

Just bread some chicken at home and fry it.

>> No.13569665

good showmen shouldn't evoke a sense of disgust

>> No.13569682

stones from a glass house, post your pizza-face

>> No.13569769

He's eaten whole cactus before. Thorns and all.

>> No.13569840

Shock value

>> No.13569848

He does singles now, he realized the album format was a dead format for him.

>> No.13569857

Eggs, all of them.

>> No.13569872

>food heals 1 hp

>> No.13569925

>empty carbs
>empty fiber
This shit took more calories to make than it gives. No wonder vegans look like holocaust survivors.

>> No.13569963

The thing that pisses me off about speed eaters is that fucking whole body bite. They've got to bob up and down when ever they shove something into their face. Is that seriously supposed to help them eat faster or prevent them from choking?

>> No.13570010

oh fuck From Beyond, those dumplings always get me excited

>> No.13570126

It's a Vietnamese dish, there's a place near me that does one with spicy pork that is delish.

>> No.13570220

underrated comment

probably been done before though.

>> No.13570233

Anon what the fuck.

>> No.13570260
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>> No.13570466

I hate americans

>> No.13570476

How could one be anti vegan? Like do you hate veggies? You know vegan mayo isnt really important to vegans?

>> No.13570511

That's rough.

>> No.13570538

That has to be the biggest pain in the ass to eat as it starts to cool down.

>> No.13570569

She's like Tarrare

>> No.13570581
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So eat the entire thing while it's still hot using those ten little breadsticks you made

>> No.13570757

Show us an example of what you think is good showmanship, otherwise it would seem that you're the one at fault for the feeling of disgust, and not the glasses man

>> No.13570882

Jesus christ koreans try way too fucking hard to be cute and quirky

>> No.13570883

>That random zoom in
Why do they keep doing this

>> No.13570928

Imagine her farts after eating that

>> No.13570950

bootleg timpano

>> No.13571010

going to in and out stoned feels exactly like this looks

>> No.13571025

consuming that much capsaicin at once would give a person the mother of all hot flashes

>> No.13571059

the virgin poster vs the chad gimmick chef

>> No.13571061

i think this is the same guy

>> No.13571073

looks like a porno set, not gonna lie

>> No.13571092

>see a pool
>immediately think of porn
You should probably cut back, buddy.

>> No.13571109

damn, ogose is cute AF, too bad japanese woman die alone

>> No.13571273

You mean, it used to be a Vietnamese dish. This got "veganized" and bastardized into something else. Somehow the recipe wasn't obnoxious enough. The music was too.


>> No.13571284

The music on these square recipe videos is always ear-bleeding, it's one of the best reasons to not give /ck/ audio webms

>> No.13571678


Remember, everyone. It's hip and trendy to drink two glasses of wine before you even sit down to eat an every day meal. And when you sit down make sure you're on the couch in front of the TV. Go ahead, pour yourself that third glass. You deserved it.

>> No.13571892 [DELETED] 

ironically i got type 1 diabetes a few years later

>> No.13571952
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Nowt wrong with a glass of whine or three while making dinner

>> No.13572316

why are you so upset? lmao

>> No.13572324

Stay mad, tourist.

>> No.13572419

Y out dramatists?

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>> No.13572752

speaking of whine

>> No.13572792

do italians really???

>> No.13572804

Makes sense.

>> No.13572860

>adds seasoning on the surface not in the mince
I honestly don't believe in his cooking skills at all

>> No.13573009

how is it that i know what this says?
perhaps more importantly, what does that say about me?

>> No.13573073

Alternatively: don't be a pussy.

>> No.13573082

That's the point of the metameme.

>> No.13573087

>not the purple and orange
More for me.

>> No.13573091

shit doesn't go in a burger, especially salt

>> No.13573107

What does it mean?

>> No.13573151

Would you like some burger with that salt? Fuck.

>> No.13573176

geed detected

>> No.13573374

>I honestly don't believe in his cooking skills at all
I honestly don't believe you could reheat a burger let alone cook one

>> No.13573396

weebs are typically weak and effeminate themselves so they prefer useless women.

>> No.13573758

That shit pisses me off he couldn't put the last piece of egg in the plate ahhhhh fucking king, more like joker.

>> No.13573793

I bet it's a sexual thing

>> No.13574092

don't be a tuna head
the knot keeps the strip from getting dry and burnt

>> No.13574121

salmon is like steak, it needs nothing on it except s&p

>> No.13574126


what is this a webm for ants?

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>> No.13574147

When roughly 10-20% of your country is unemployed at any given time you have the time to cook.

>> No.13574209
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Garlic knots are incredible when made right. The ones in that photo are anemic.

>> No.13574259

>medwell cut along the grain

>> No.13574489

Anne best girl

>> No.13574555

I could eat at least 3 max probably 5 that guys impressive tho

>> No.13574568

Ive eaten a few raw uncracked eggs in my day. Still better than coleslaw

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Hella dude

>> No.13574610

S ..sauce?

>> No.13574616

It's from the outtakes section at lemonparty.org

>> No.13574618

fugggg I didn't want to remember that

>> No.13574676

What is vegan mayo?

>> No.13574684

I usually drink the entire bottle before dinner is ready and the drink water because I'm poor

>> No.13574950

You can use any lecithin to emulsify oil. Most vegan mayo would probably extract the lecithin from soy, that being a plentiful and cheap source.

>> No.13575004

the most hardcore thing he ever did was eat fucking cactuses. spines and all just straight in the mouth.

you can see the agony on his face. it's at that point i stopped laughing at him and gained respect for him as a true performance artist, he's a unique guy.

>> No.13575038

cause the dude is scamming drunk people
he sends his stupid steak wrapped in that fake gold paper shit to drunk customers that never order it and threaten to call the cops if they dont pay for it on the spot

>> No.13575067

its ok everyone hes white

>> No.13575087

She's their aunt, has no kids. She's still sowing her wild oats a little before she's ready to settle down.

>> No.13575092

>fake gold paper

you mean gold leaf?.....

>> No.13575101

this man just got out of prison i ASSURE you

>> No.13575117

let it die please

>> No.13575123

god that steak was actually horrible
more than overcooked horrible sear and it was just fucking gray

>> No.13575126

god you genuinely sound like a massive faggot
feel bad for your friend

>> No.13575130


>> No.13575134

This man was in prison for 20 years

>> No.13575140

he's got great posture
but he's also retarded so w/e

>> No.13575201

I've seen people drink out of a shoe in Australia but that's it.

>> No.13575265

image how he will be on your pussy

>> No.13575400

It absolutely is NOT a thing in Britain because you can't shotgun glass bottles.

>> No.13575548

Don't be stupid. Those cans in the store aren't there for decoration. If they didn't sell, they wouldn't be stocked.

>> No.13575555

this is why the kikes mutilate your genitals.

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>> No.13576765

Risking it all to show off for the Camera

>> No.13577177

>remove everything between you and pleasure
>leaves rings on
>sucks fingers clean
i still don't know if this webm is 100% satire but goddamned that part hurts my brain every time

>> No.13577416

Eating cactus isnt actually all that hardcore. lots of youtubers have done it. That being said, that time when he ate ten cacti in a row while standing in a barrel of ice water was pretty hardcore.


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