/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.13562460]

I have a second date with a girl and we are cooking at her place.
I said I'd come up with something to make.
Only problem is, she is lactose intolerant and vegetarian.
Any ideas for good food, that is almost foolproof for a decent hobby cook and has a little bit of a wow-factor to it?

[Anonymous No.13562467]

>>13562460
>cooking for a retard
Just throw a head of lettuce at her face

[Anonymous No.13562471]

Don't have sex until you've been with each other for at least six months and feel secure about the relationship or preferably until you marry.

[Anonymous No.13562476]

>>13562460
Veggie soup is quick and light, 30 minutes tops. If you want to get a little more creative, make a nice veggie curry with chickpeas.

[Anonymous No.13562480]

>>13562460
There so many... What do you like?

[Anonymous No.13562483]

>>13562476
Chickpea curry was an idea I was already playing with. Could be a top contender.
Soup is a little too meh for a date night.

[Anonymous No.13562487]

>>13562460
Spicy lemon basil pasta

Red pepper flakes
Salt
Pepper
Linguine
Dice 2 tomatoes, put in pan w olive oil
Add in pepper flakes
Crushed garlic
Juice of 1 lemon
Ribbons of basil added and tossed just before plating
Plate

[Anonymous No.13562489]

Theres pills she can take to be lactose tolerant for a meal, just buy her some of those.

[Anonymous No.13562505]

>>13562489
>Oi shut yer gob, take these 'ere pills and eat the bloody cheese
Romantic

[Anonymous No.13562522]

>>13562460
Here's how your night should go
>a nice salad and maybe a veggie tray with some carrot sticks and dip
>bottle of wine
>1 post by this id
>go find a nice girl that eats regular food

[Anonymous No.13562523]

>>13562471
Based and God bless

[Anonymous No.13562536]

>>13562483
Soup too meh?! Methinks you're messing up your soups. But if it's more about showing off, hit her with some eggplant parm with noodles and some broccoli rabe sauteed with chili flakes, garlic, and a hit of lemon juice.

[Anonymous No.13562543]

>>13562483
Chickpea and kumara (sweet potato for you retarded Americunts) curry. Saute onion, garlic, ginger and chilli, add ground cumin, coriander, garam masala, pinch of cardomom, tumeric, cook spices, in with the kumara and chickpeas, some vegetable bullion, can of coconut cream and simmer. Serve on rice cooked with tumeric and cumin seeds.

[Anonymous No.13562550]

>>13562543
sounds lovely.
Can I use tomatoes instead of the bullion, give the whole thing a bit of a tikka masala vibe?

[Anonymous No.13562581]

>>13562467
/thread
christ, dump that bitch while you can. imagine having to cook for her more than once

[Anonymous No.13562586]

Tabbouleh. Bitches love tabbouleh.

[Anonymous No.13562604]

>2nd date vegetarian cooking
do...people really???

[Anonymous No.13562614]

>>13562581
this
my brother married one of these types, and it’s a fucking miserable existence...they can barely go out anywhere, and when they do, the ridiculous accommodations that have to be made for her bullshit is intolerable...if she’s a vegetarian and lactose intolerant, that pretty much means you are too now

[Anonymous No.13562621]

>>13562581
have sex

[Anonymous No.13562627]

>>13562621
I will. with a non-vegetarian

[Anonymous No.13562637]

>>13562627
Imagine ever settling for sex with anybody who isn't Brahmin. What a disappointing life.

[Anonymous No.13562663]

this thread is pure shit. relationship advice from seething carnivore incels.

[Anonymous No.13562664]

>>13562467

[Anonymous No.13562681]

>>13562664
Nice vintage emoticon.

[Anonymous No.13562708]

>>13562663

[Anonymous No.13562734]

>>13562460
>Coocking on a date
You might as well be her gay bff, faggot

[Anonymous No.13562736]

>>13562460
Meme pasta, Pasta Aglio E Olio. Super easy and a guaranteed panty dropper

[Anonymous No.13563250]

[Anonymous No.13563272]

Shakshuka faggot

[Anonymous No.13563408]

>>13562460
Ottolenghi vegetarian paella
It uses sherry so you can sip on a glass while you cook.

[Anonymous No.13563461]

>>13562460
>vegetarian
Break up with her before it's too late.

[Anonymous No.13563495]

just squirt some ketchup on your dick.

[Anonymous No.13563533]

>>13562460
Hell no, girlfriend, if she ain't eating meat your life ain't complete. You gotta ditch that zero and find yoself a hero, hon.

[Anonymous No.13563647]

>so do vegetarians swallow haha
thank me later OP

[Anonymous No.13563651]

>>13563647
Nice, she probably hasn't heard that one before so it will "go down well" if you know what I mean.

[Anonymous No.13564277]

>>13562734
It's pretty clear that you have 0 experience with women incel

[Anonymous No.13565533]

>>13562734
lmao at your sad life.
I have fucked 100% of girls I have cooked for.

[Anonymous No.13565660]

>>13565533
Oh, and that's more than one? So you're bragging about being a disgusting slut, basically.

[Anonymous No.13565770]

>>13565660
>having had sex with more than one person in your life makes you a slut
Guess literally every adult on the planet is a slut.
Barring incels.

[Anonymous No.13565779]

>>13565770
You libfags need to get your lives in order. You have such a depressing outlook.

[Anonymous No.13565980]

>>13565779
t. incel

[Anonymous No.13566518]

>>13565779
Yeah, having sex with people, that sounds very depressing.
Of course your outlook is much brighter, alone, in your bedroom, staring at your computer all day, alone.
The people outside are all depressed libtards surely, having sex lives and friends.
Very bleak.

[Anonymous No.13567448]

>>13565980
I've been physically intimate with two people, and I regret that sluttiness. The first one was a mistake, the second one fooled me into believing we would be married. Now when I meet the woman I will share my life with, I will not be able to give myself to her fully. Those two stains will always be there. I have cheated on her before I even met her.

>>13566518
Burying your humanity in sensation seeking is extremely bleak, yes.