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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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>> No.13560676
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>>13560657
mios dios.....

>> No.13560718

>>13560657
Deep fried butter is not cuisine.

>> No.13560746
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>>13560718
It's America

>> No.13561153

>>13560676
mmm keto

>> No.13561158

>>13560746
That kid is so fucking whacked out, makes me giggle everytime

>> No.13561191
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>that burger doesn't look bad at a...

>> No.13561281

>>13560746
I see nothing wrong here, infact it taste good

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>>13561281
Why don't you pour oil into your coke?

>> No.13561325

>>13560657
That squirt of sauce in the end is weird and funny at the same time

>> No.13561378

>>13560676
mein gott. das real?!

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>> No.13561967
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13561967

This is an epitome of Jack's cooking for me.

>> No.13562793

>>13561705
>>13561967
I'm gonna be fucking sick.

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>>13561967

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>> No.13563112

>>13563094
Wouldn't that actually be sort of tasty? The chips would just taste like bread at that point.

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>> No.13563423

>>13561967
where's the lasagna

>> No.13563587

>>13560746
>>13561306
I used to get pizza from papa johns and dip the crust in cranberry juice, it tasted good, but I stopped doing it because I would get looks of disgust when I did it.

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>>13563280
>using a fucking paint roller to apply butter
I hate this fucking species

>> No.13563744

>>13561306
>>13560746
lel is that actually a thing? america will never stop surprising me...

>> No.13564457

>>13563707
>butter

>> No.13564541

>>13561967
Tbh that probably tastes pretty good

>> No.13564572

>>13564541
true, but I would be embarrassed to eat that in front of other people, let alone filming a recipe video of it.

>> No.13564574

>>13560746
>>13561306
Is that the same woman?

>> No.13565206

>>13563707
VIRGINIA!

>> No.13565208

>>13560657
>>13560676
>>13561705
>>13561967
>>13563094

What drives an American to make these things?

>> No.13565217
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All me

>> No.13565227

>>13561705
of course it's fucking jack

>> No.13565266

>>13560746
I never see people do anything remotely close to this, that's fucking nasty

>> No.13565269

>>13561967
Why the fuck is he calling pasta "lasagna" lmao what a clown

>> No.13565270

>>13565217
Holy fucking christ, he doesn't even try to hide what he's doing, he probably lied saying he needed gas for a car or something and then fucking does this right in plain view

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>>13565217
The way he spits right before.

>> No.13565285

>>13565227
that's not jack you dumb faggot

>> No.13565326

>>13560676
Extremely based, holy shit. Wisconsin back at it again with another banger

>> No.13565352

>>13565269
Lasagne is a type of pasta, retard.

>> No.13565357

>>13565269
>lmao
>>>/f/acebook
Lasagne is pasta in any case you dumb zoomer

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>>13565269

>> No.13565365

>>13563280
how do they expect you to eat this?

>> No.13565372

>>13565269
someone screencap this post please

>> No.13565379

>>13563130
Based

>> No.13565426

>>13561967
Do Americans even know what lasagne noodles are? Any pasta flavoured with tomato and cheese sauce doesn't magically turn into lasagne.

>> No.13565429

>>13565426
It's lasagna you twat

>> No.13565441

>>13565429
American education, everyone.

>> No.13565453

>>13565441
I'm British you nonce

>> No.13565469

>>13565429
Not the guy you're replying to, but doesn't lasagna imply some kind of stacked layers? Ja/ck/ webm for me is just a noodle casserole.

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>>13565453
Well, the brits aren't exactly known for their culinary prowess.

>> No.13565478

>>13565474
If she was a yank she'd have dumped a bunch of plastic cheese flavoured shite on it

>> No.13565486

>>13565478
would've done it a bit better

>> No.13565494

>>13561967
>all this fucking cream
disgusting
also apparently /ck/ thinks any pasta makes a lasagna

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>> No.13565535

>>13564541
i assure you that tastes like shit, i thought he was to at least melt it all in the oven and get it a little crispy, i don't know if i can say that i was dissapinted though

>> No.13565543

>>13565217
>american
these are hues anon, nevertheless i love how the employee serves him a cuop of diesel like if he is a bartender

>> No.13566412

>>13563130
meh, if you can't afford deep fried glock you've got to do what you';ve got to do

>> No.13566661

>>13565217
He looks like he got run over

>> No.13566727

>>13560657
La creatura

>> No.13566744

Post the snickers salad

>> No.13566759

>>13565217
El ogro los Americas

>> No.13566973

>>13561967
>rainforest cafe

>> No.13566985

>>13565217
He picked the guy filling up with diesel. Obviously a man of great taste. I bet he chases after school buses too just to get a whiff.

>> No.13566994

>>13565217
why?

>> No.13567047

>>13566412
>glock
Get that foreign shit out of here. We only fry Colts, Remingtons, and Brownings. Anyone up for a beer-battered M2?

>> No.13567172

>>13566994
Mental illness + alcoholism?

>> No.13567195

>>13567172
Gasoline does not contain alcohol, as far as I know. Maybe it makes you high.

>> No.13567304

>>13567195
Almost all gasoline contains 10% alcohol.

>> No.13567335

>>13565208
Freedom probably

>> No.13567752

>>13561705
What was the point of the measuring cup?

>> No.13567775

>>13566412
That's why I like a nice deep fried hi-point.

>> No.13567809

>>13567195
They sell a lot of cars in Brazil that run on 100% ethanol made from sugarcane, even the nozzle they dispensed it in the webm was labeled "etanol"

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>>13565208

Jack is a classic case of the Dunning-Kruger effect in action. Beyond this, you've asked a fairly complex question since the US is a huge place. Doing some minor checking I've run into accusations that Jack is a child abuser, right wing bigot and is homophobic in response to his own gay desires among other things. Evidently he has cried on TV when his credibility was questioned. He's not himself successful financially but is being enabled by his white trash mother (TN hinterlands) who makes quite a bit working in management at a communications company that evidently has quite bad management. His father was an abusive, jobless moron from LA whom he greatly resembles and whom his mother also enabled.

The story appears to be that a woman from TN escaped the trailer park life through management skill mostly consisting of clever bullying but could never land a decent man or even transfer that success to any of the men she financially enabled.

In the end what was know of as Jack is ultimately paid for almost entirely by Tammy's employer a company called Bear Communications who's primary business appears to be providing FTTH service in the midwest area.

So, actually researched answer: His mum is a trailer park whore with money.

>> No.13568195

fuck...i think i'm gonna vomit ffs.

this shit should be moved to /b/

>> No.13568214

>>13565469
It's called penne.

>> No.13568239

>>13560657
i want this

>> No.13568242

>>13568214
thanks, I'll try to remember in the future.

>> No.13568283

>>13565543
>>13566985
you can clearly see the pump is ETHANOL

>> No.13568284

i just want to say you guys are my best frens and this board makes me happy

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>>13560676
american here, makes me dry heave every time i see this webm

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>>13565217
dont be rama-rama!

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>> No.13569138

>>13565217
Daddy got his juice

>> No.13569175

>>13564574
Yeah. and she even made a music video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-_C8Ycr7oA

>> No.13569386

>>13563744
Not really, even Americans thought it was pretty weird when they saw it, hence the music video another anon posted. It has made me consider trying it desu famalam

>> No.13569402

>>13567908
Answers like these might not be important at all, but I appreciate them anon.

>> No.13569506

>>13565217
now thats a stiff drink

>> No.13569597

>>13569175
wow that is just terrible

>> No.13569800

>>13560746
>>13561306
It's not that bad. If the chicken is really dry, dipping it in a little cola is a good way to add some moisture and flavor if you don't have a sauce.

>> No.13569826

>>13560676
I'm an American and this looks good

>> No.13569853

>>13569597
people have odd ways of trying to extend their 15 minutes

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>> No.13569988

>>13569036

Fucking gross.

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>> No.13570567

>>13564541
That sauve looks horrendous

>> No.13570902

>>13567752
I think he used it as a mixing bowl.

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>> No.13570917

>>13561967
Jack's "lazy man's" recipes are pure food cringe kino.

>> No.13570929
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>>13569922
Branding is a hell of a thing.

>> No.13570932

>>13570554
Fucking kek

>> No.13570964

>>13570548
American Smörgåstårta

>> No.13570971

>>13570917
>food cringe kino.
The absolute state of Reddit.

>> No.13570991

>>13570917
go back you fucking tourist

>> No.13571015

I feel sorry for Americans.

>> No.13571135

>>13561306
Whatever amount of oil comes off into the drink is tiny and doesn't affect the drink's taste at all.

>> No.13571598

>>13565217
This nigga hit rock bottom then pulled out a damn industrial drill.

>> No.13571603

>>13566994
bio-ethanol fuel is just ethanol of some grade

>> No.13571858

>>13569175
She's good looking.

>> No.13571872

>>13571015
We feel nothing for you.

>> No.13571919

>>13571015
I feel sorry for beaners like you.

>> No.13571925

>>13571015
Okay, Xi.

>> No.13571940

>>13569036
source on this. i'm curious if that french fry container thing by the pitcher is just filled with sauce.

>> No.13572114

>>13571940
I'm certain it is, I've known people who did that.

>> No.13572125

>>13560676
I know exactly where this is

>> No.13572182

>>13571940
https://www.instagram.com/p/Booed9rAjrU

>> No.13572757

>>13560718
Do you always miss the whole fucking point of things? Jesus Christ.

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>> No.13572812

>>13561306
staged as fuck

>> No.13572817

>>13570562
this shit is god tier

>> No.13572853

>>13565478
says the country who produced kays cooking

>> No.13572888

>>13572853
Nothing wrong with cooking with love, even if the end product is pure garbage.

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>>13572817
t.

>> No.13572948

>>13560657

I would unironically eat this

>> No.13573020
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>cutting a burger

>> No.13573028

>>13561967
He's so comically round. Disgusting.

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>>13572800
heart disease in gallon form

>> No.13573046

>>13565478
>If
This is how you lie to yourself about being worse than the U.S.

>> No.13573641

>>13569138
can I get a little squirt?

>> No.13573695

>>13565474
looks like an oversize dessert tamale

>> No.13573715

>>13567908
very informative
thank you, anon

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>>13572800
Jesus fucking christmas

>> No.13573943

>>13573020
Oh shit I used to think that was the coolest scene in the Batman movie because I always thought criminals would be cartoonishly degenerate like that. Also I agree a burger shouldn't be cut down then middle that retarded. And it should also be charred and never medium rare.

>> No.13573989

>>13560746
Does anyone know where to find the chicken soda music video? I think she took it down after getting bullied, and I don't know if anyone saved it.