/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.13558861]

do you like blue flavor?

[Anonymous No.13558950]

Half the weight of food like this is made from petroleum byproduct.

[Anonymous No.13559002]

>>13558861
are those x-men twinkies?

[Anonymous No.13559091]

>>13558950
Does that make it unhealthy?

[Anonymous No.13559119]

>>13559002
Originally but not anymore

[Anonymous No.13559147]

>>13559002
Not the way I use em ;)

[Anonymous No.13559154]

>>13559147
what does the mystique goop smell like?

[Anonymous No.13559177]

>>13559154
Its got a a fascinating aura of mystery, awe, and power

[Anonymous No.13559180]

>>13558861
Yes especially the waffle kind

[Anonymous No.13559206]

>>13559091
That makes it not food.

[Anonymous No.13559218]

>>13559206
define food though

[Anonymous No.13559229]

>>13559218
Provides necessary nutrients for life, and not only calories.

[Anonymous No.13559249]

>>13558861
That looks disgusting

[Anonymous No.13559267]

>>13559229
I dunno man, I think as long as something has digestible calories and it's non toxic it counts as food

[Anonymous No.13559281]

>>13559267
>digestible calories and it's non toxic
Uranium has digestible calories and isn't immediately toxic, is that food in your opinion?

[Anonymous No.13559379]

>>13559281
could be I guess, as long as it passes before negative effects happen

[Anonymous No.13559388]

>>13559379
You're being obtuse.

[Anonymous No.13559416]

>>13558950
good for the environment, recycling petroleum byproducts

[Anonymous No.13559436]

>>13559416
No

[Anonymous No.13559447]

>>13559229
It makes it loosely food. If you were starving it might get you a bit further than nothing

[Anonymous No.13559454]

>>13558861
I hate sweets, they make me feel sick

[Anonymous No.13559478]

>>13559447
Sure, but so would eating chapstick (another petroleum byproduct product).

[Anonymous No.13559499]

>>13558861
blue raspberry is fine for slushees, but bright blue is verboten for any foodstuffs. It's implies to the primitive part of the brain that this shit is poison. In nature, vibrant blues usually indicate a high level of alkaline material, which can be quite toxic.

[Anonymous No.13559540]

>>13559478
twinkies have more nutritional value than chapstick

[Anonymous No.13559559]

>>13559540
Yes, but only due to the sugar added to the petroleum byproduct which constitutes the majority of the product.

[Anonymous No.13559590]

>>13558950
it literally isn't

[Anonymous No.13559599]

>>13559590
Then by all means, continue to eat it.

[Anonymous No.13559613]

>>13559599
I think I will. I also think you should stop spreading misinformation, twinkies don't contain petroleum byproducts.

[Anonymous No.13559620]

>>13559613
They absolutely do, but believe what you want. Believe what you like, if it helps you to justify shoving that non-food down your gullet.

[Anonymous No.13559627]

>>13559620
what petroleum based ingredients comprising "half the weight of food like this" are present in a twinkie?

[Anonymous No.13559632]

>>13559627
I'm not here to do the research for you.

[Anonymous No.13559639]

>>13559632
I already did the research fuckboy, you made the claim so back it up

[Anonymous No.13559646]

>>13559639
>I already did the research
You've never done a bit of research in your life midwit.

[Anonymous No.13559649]

>>13558861
IT TASTES LIKE BLUE

[Anonymous No.13559650]

>>13559639
Not him but dilate

[Anonymous No.13559654]

>>13559646
where are the petroleum byproducts smartass?

[Anonymous No.13559655]

>>13559646
>>13559639
>>13559632
>>13559627
>>13559620
>>13559613
>>13559599
>>13559590
>>13558950
SNEED

[Anonymous No.13559659]

>>13559654
Literally half those things are petroleum byproducts by a different name.

[Anonymous No.13559666]

>>13559659
name one then

[Anonymous No.13559671]

>>13559666
Can you not read, Satan?

[Anonymous No.13559685]

>>13559671
I can, none of them are derived from petroleum. I suspect that you don't actually know what petroleum is.

[Anonymous No.13559689]

>>13559685
There's literally no reasoning with you. Perhaps you've ingested to much petroleum byproduct and it has dulled your intellect.

[Anonymous No.13559718]

>>13559689
still haven't seen any proof m8, you haven't named a single ingredient

[Anonymous No.13559722]

>>13559718
Then by all means, continue to eat this trash.

[Anonymous No.13559727]

>>13559722
I accept your concession.

[Anonymous No.13559732]

>>13559727
Yet, no concession was made and you will continue to ingest petroleum byproducts. Consider that a "win" if you like.

[Anonymous No.13559754]

>>13559732
cope

[Anonymous No.13559776]

>>13559732
lmao this is actually a bretty gud troll but you're still a fag lmao

[Anonymous No.13560204]

>>13559499
I have never seen a natural food blue like in the op. I don't see where our brains would ever have associated the color with anything.

[Anonymous No.13560439]

>>13559499
Keep in mind that this product is sold to americans, who would buy and eat everything a big corporation tell them to and whose average education is dangerously low, so they just do what they are told to do, like the brainwashed amoebas they are.

[Anonymous No.13560440]

>>13558861
Do Americans really?

What the heck is (((blue raspberry)))

[Anonymous No.13560462]

>>13560440
>What the heck is (((blue raspberry)))
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rubus_leucodermis
Rubus leucodermis is a deciduous shrub growing to 0.5–3 m tall, with prickly shoots. The fruit is 1–1.2 cm diameter, red to reddish-purple at first, turning dark purple to nearly black when ripe.[9] The fruit has high contents of anthocyanins and ellagic acid.

[Anonymous No.13561044]

>>13559180
that is one thing i always mess up
i mean, the recipes are out there but they never come out as yummy looking as on the pictures, more like a brown/blue mush