/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.13557610]

Which Jelly Belly flavor is the best?
https://youtu.be/VPYhem4GRGY

[Anonymous No.13557618]

>>13557610
toasted marshmallow

[Anonymous No.13557623]

>>13557610
for me, it's the pete rat goomeye can die

[Anonymous No.13557626]

>>13557610
>48 minutes of footage, cut from over 4 days of footage, to figure out how to mix gelatin with essential oils and mold them into beans

[Anonymous No.13557644]

>>13557626
Where's your jelly beans?

[Anonymous No.13557655]

Buttered popcorn

[Anonymous No.13557671]

He went to Jared

[Anonymous No.13557686]

>>13557655
100% based
and /thread
this isn't a survey. you wanted the answer and you got it

[Anonymous No.13557695]

i think there was a lemon-lime one that was pretty good too. but butter popcorn just dominates them all. im going to get a bag tomorrow if they still make them. haven't seen them in forever at the grocery stores

[Anonymous No.13557743]

>>13557671
i wonder what her fiance looks like

[Anonymous No.13557793]

>>13557743

[Anonymous No.13557833]

>>13557793
Dude looks like a irl jelly belly

[Anonymous No.13557879]

>>13557610
>jews concentrate, jew concentrate, jews concentrate
based

[Anonymous No.13557908]

>>13557695
not sure where you live but the Publix I go to has individual flavor Jelly Belly dispensers. I fucking love buttered popcorn but I get ill after about a handful. a bag lasts me more than a week.

[Anonymous No.13557914]

>>13557610
I never had jelly bellies growing up as a kid.

[Anonymous No.13557931]

>>13557610
Popcorn
Peach
Watermelon
Root beer
Dr. Pepper

[Anonymous No.13557933]

>>13557610
claire belly

[Anonymous No.13557947]

>>13557610
I want to fuck her in the ass

[Anonymous No.13557950]

>>13557947
why the ass?

[Anonymous No.13557967]

>why yes i would like my chef to have a stupid leather bracelet with a long dangling piece of unsanitary lace hanging from it touching all the prep and food

fuck these hipster cunts

[Anonymous No.13558009]

>>13557967
this triggers me

[Anonymous No.13558019]

>>13557950

The human asshole was built to get fucked. Vaginas are random, assholes are always tight.

[Anonymous No.13558021]

>>13557967
>>13558009

[Anonymous No.13558034]

it's fuckin disgustin

[Anonymous No.13558058]

>>13558019
based homosexual

[Anonymous No.13558071]

>>13558021

[Anonymous No.13558075]

>>13557793
Like a budget Brad/Delany mix.

[Anonymous No.13558152]

>>13557610
clair jelli beli

[Anonymous No.13558167]

>>13557793
wow thats depressing

[Anonymous No.13558192]

Would ya believe it she fails again

[Anonymous No.13558223]

>>13558192
life is failure after failure dude

you just stand up, dust yourself off, and fail a little bit less on the next try

[Anonymous No.13558241]

>>13557671
Cubic Zirconia?
>>13557793
imagine their fat sweaty sex

[Anonymous No.13558256]

>>13558241
contemplate the smell

[Anonymous No.13558310]

>>13558071
no brown or black jelly beans, pls

[Anonymous No.13558378]

I'm all about these fuckers right here. Followed by watermelon and peach.

[Anonymous No.13558431]

>>13557610
"Good enough for THIS SHOW."
based Brad

[Anonymous No.13558441]

>>13557610
"Jelly Beans? I don't know I've never heard of them. Why would you put jelly in your beans? My parents never let me have them"

[Anonymous No.13558443]

>>13557793
Shit, I have a fucking chance bros. Wish me luck, gonna DM her.

[Anonymous No.13558467]

>>13557626
She almost always overthinks and makes things worse for herself. Take Krispy Kreme for example, everyone said "Hey you're really close you could probably just stop there." and then she changed the amounts of everything in the recipe and made a mess of everything. The despair makes it fun

[Anonymous No.13558497]

>>13558441
>literally knows more snacks and their country of origin than any of the other chefs

[Anonymous No.13558504]

>>13558497
She's never tried them though. She just guesses based on flavors. Claire has never eaten junkfood before. She says so every video, including this one. Stop lying for this fat graying hag.

[Anonymous No.13558522]

i ship claire and brad

[Anonymous No.13558596]

>>13557671
(((Jared)))

[Anonymous No.13558693]

>>13557626
And then Rick comes in and makes them basically by himself in a day without a problem while Claire whines.

I actually liked Claire in the first couple of episodes, but now I despise her. Now it's pure hatewatching.

[Anonymous No.13558697]

>>13557967
tbf they're not cooking for customers but basically only themselves, so who cares

[Anonymous No.13558703]

>>13558693
rick, despite being a flaming faggot, is infinitely more compentent than the raccoon claire

[Anonymous No.13558819]

>>13558693
you know this is reality television basically

it could be done in half a day with 6 minutes of video, but then it'd be boring and you wouldnt watch it

[Anonymous No.13558837]

>>13558819
But most of the time Claire doesn't even properly do it and just goes fuck it I don't care anymore and quits. And it's not like the viewers enjoy that.

[Anonymous No.13558852]

>>13558837
and even that is part of the game

in addition to being reality tv based, these videos are basically ads for the product being made, an ad that tells you how hard it is to make the thing and your lazy ass should just buy buy buy it

[Anonymous No.13558868]

I don't get what their workdays are like
the stuff they do should take like two hours but it always seems to finish late in the evening somehow
they don't each have massive article output either
what are they even doing everyday?

[Anonymous No.13558871]

>>13558819
people only started watching because of Brad and the ridiculous VH1 style editing that makes him look ridiculous

[Anonymous No.13558877]

>>13558868
I seriously doubt this is their only job

[Anonymous No.13558961]

>>13558868
The main job of the people working their is to develop recipes, menus and techniques for the magazine.

[Anonymous No.13559005]

for my money, toothpaste flavor is da best.

[Anonymous No.13559031]

Please stop posting pictures of my wife

[Anonymous No.13559036]

This series is boring now. Claire’s personality isn’t nearly as interesting as I once thought it was, and coincidentally she isn’t nearly as attractive as I once thought she was. It also feels like they keep making these videos longer and longer. 48 fucking minutes? Why?

[Anonymous No.13559042]

I fucking hate this.

[Anonymous No.13559044]

>>13557610
Peanut Butter

[Anonymous No.13559059]

>>13557610
Gucci Leather

[Anonymous No.13559063]

BA is soulless as fuck. And very jewy

[Anonymous No.13559075]

>>13559036
probably some higher ups with little understanding of social media or really inept editors

[Anonymous No.13559080]

>>13557610
Juicy Pear

[Anonymous No.13559088]

>>13557610
I want to bury my tongue inside Claire's anus.

[Anonymous No.13559115]

>>13559036
Because they take the comments too literally.
>Claire: this seem to be going well i think i'll finish today :)
>*Check video length*
>36 minutes left
>Oh no claire

[Anonymous No.13559133]

>>13557793
Lmao. Brad must really be slaying her on the side. Easily

[Anonymous No.13559142]

>>13559133
brad has higher standards than that

[Anonymous No.13559144]

>>13559063
Turbo jewy. Welcome to nyc media. It’s all trust fund nepotistic jews

[Anonymous No.13559216]

pear also how old is claire?"

[Anonymous No.13559231]

>>13559063
4chan in comparison is full of soul. cursed images of dinner and lots of name calling, ur right anon

[Anonymous No.13559243]

>>13559216
33

[Anonymous No.13559251]

>>13559216
Claire is a pear.

[Anonymous No.13559272]

>>13557610
>>13559080
>>13559216
>>13559251
Juicy Claire™

[Anonymous No.13559335]

>>13559142
Brad’s wife is pretty average. They married young. Cheating comes down to proximity and ease. Doesn’t get any easier than the chubby horny jew you work with who craves gentile alpha male cock

[Anonymous No.13559356]

man young brad was pretty good looking
most surprising is how much carla aged in the past 5 or so years

[Anonymous No.13559673]

>>13557793
Delaney fucks her while Brad and her fiance watch

[Anonymous No.13559679]

>>13557793
His penis must be enormous.

[Anonymous No.13559684]

Claire:
>you have to go back
what did she mean by this?

[Anonymous No.13559686]

>>13559684
At which minute?

[Anonymous No.13559693]

>>13559686
19:50

[Anonymous No.13559697]

>>13559693
Damn, the soundbite isn't close enough to do anything good with.

[Anonymous No.13559756]

Watching the entire kitchen bend over backwards to do Claire's episode for her was kind of cringe desu

[Anonymous No.13559833]

>>13557655
Correct and checked.

[Anonymous No.13559847]

remember that time she quit and immediately came back

[Anonymous No.13560029]

You ever notice how she always wears the same clothes?

[Anonymous No.13560035]

>>13559847
As a contractor in a stronger position to negotiate price. Very smart move.

[Anonymous No.13560038]

>>13557610

This thread is off-topic

please report BA shill threads like this one

[Anonymous No.13560066]

The only good thing about this shit series is when we see that qt Roda or however you spell her name. Wonder if she ever gets tired of having to come on camera to lie to Claire about what a good job she's doing whenever she verges on one of her fits.

[Anonymous No.13560093]

The "writing" on these """shows""" keeps getting worse. Can't they script something more entertaining and less contrived? When Brad started doing it's alive, it was genuinely interesting. The current episodes they pump out are completely soulless and mechanical in comparison.

[Anonymous No.13560110]

>>13557610
report this shit thread

rosemaried

[Anonymous No.13560113]

>>13560038
>>13560110
Butt blasted

[Anonymous No.13560121]

>>13557610
Jelly Belly was literally created as gourmet jellybeans. Now we have gourmet gourmet jellybeans? Give me a break, Claire. Maybe you should look up the word "gourmet" in the dictionary before continuing your series.

[Anonymous No.13560193]

>>13557610
Juicy pear.

[Anonymous No.13560338]

>>13558378
there's my tutti frutti chad

[Anonymous No.13560355]

fag aids threads like this one can be banned by reporting

[Anonymous No.13560513]

>>13558703
>raccoon
are you sure you don't mean skunk

[Anonymous No.13560665]

>>13557671
It bothers me how much her ring slides around. She needs to get it resized.

[Anonymous No.13560672]

>>13558441
>>13558504
>Claire has never eaten junkfood before. She says so every video, including this one.
She literally said at the start of the video that she had Jelly Bellies as a kid and even gets excited for the sour ones. Her only complaint is that they don't taste as good as she remembers. She never once even implied that she hadn't had a Jelly Belly before.

[Anonymous No.13560678]

>>13560672
it's time to stop lying

[Anonymous No.13560693]

>>13560678
0:40
>When I was a kid, there was certain social capital in having certain flavors of Jelly Belly in the lunch room.
0:52
>The best thing you can say about Jelly Belly is that they're novelty and so there's kind of a playfulness to identifying the flavors.
1:11
>Is there a root beer? Yeah, I actually remember kinda liking the A&W root beer ones.
1:37
>Ooh, wait, are these sours? I'm kind of into the sours.

She does nothing but highlight her familiarity with and memories of Jelly Belly through the whole intro and even points out a specific flavor she remembers enjoying. Now point me to the timestamp where she says she's never tried them before.

[Anonymous No.13560714]

>>13560693
Yeah you can tell that it’s whole section was completely made up to compensate for all the shit people talked about her constantly saying she’s never tried something. I knew it was fake as soon as she said that buttered popcorn was the flavor everyone wanted, NO ONE fucking liked that shit.

[Anonymous No.13560723]

>>13560714
i like buttered popcorn, faggot

[Anonymous No.13560892]

>>13560714
I had some friends who loved buttered popcorn. I'd always trade it to them for better flavors.

[Anonymous No.13561034]

>>13557967
did he get rid of his faglord painted nails?

[Anonymous No.13561076]

>>13557610
Oven Roasted Dead Claire flavor.

[Anonymous No.13561086]

>>13560035
The yid is a keen businessman, indeed

[Anonymous No.13561128]

>>13560693
She's lying you idiot. My god how gullible are you. Claire has never had junk food in her life. She spits out the tiny bites she eats between takes.

[Anonymous No.13561135]

>>13560693
Read your quotes again

1 - Doesn't admit to trying them. Just relates her experiences with other kids having them.

2 - Doesn't talk about trying them. Just that it's fun to try different flavors which is written on the goddamn packaging. It's marketing.

3 - Lie

4 - Lie

How do you know they're lies? She keeps throwing a "kinda" in there. Over-qualifying your statements is a sign of lying.

[Anonymous No.13561142]

>>13561128
That would explain why she's so skinny.

[Anonymous No.13561257]

damn things heating up in the BA kitchen fandom

[Anonymous No.13561467]

>not really tasting the mint, did we forget to add it?
>hmm... Oh there it is! (lie)
>oh ha ha you're right! (lie)
that gay cuck

[Anonymous No.13561942]

i mostly watched because i want to fuck claire so bad. but besides that , i think they dont know how to actually make good food.
jews are mostly rats, and copy shit from other people

[Anonymous No.13562045]

>>13561135
>How do you know they're lies? She keeps throwing a "kinda" in there. Over-qualifying your statements is a sign of lying.
quit pretending you've ever spoken to another person face-to-face

[Anonymous No.13562113]

>>13561942
Based

[Anonymous No.13562535]

>>13560672
>>13560693
>taking bait
>not getting the joke

[Anonymous No.13562551]

>>13562535
No, you don't understand how wrong the dickhead was. She speaks at GREAT LENGTH about how she HAS had them before. Get that into your skull. Try actually watching the video.

[Anonymous No.13562721]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5zuxRWlRfY

[Anonymous No.13562730]

>>13562721
Hang on I just realized she's normalfag shit. Dropped hard.

[Anonymous No.13562791]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LP4Ea2OGFkM
For me, it's Priya Krishna.

[Anonymous No.13562800]

>>13561076
>>13561086
>>13561942
Hands off my jewfu, you limp homos.

[Anonymous No.13562807]

>>13562791
Fuck I love her hair there. I want to kiss her on the cheek and hug her firmly while she quietly recites poetry into my ear.

[Anonymous No.13562823]

brad and that well-timed gordon ramsay vid are together probably the whole reason their yt channel became popular

[Anonymous No.13562829]

>>13562791
Gotdamn what a literal titcow

[Anonymous No.13562848]

>>13562791
God I want to fucking creampie her so bad, I want to make dozens of mixed babies with her

[Anonymous No.13562899]

Brad is probably a better cook than gordom ramsey, he's outdated and pedantic

[Anonymous No.13563544]

>>13557610

>I've never had this before
every goddamn time
wwhy does she lie so much?

[Anonymous No.13563563]

>>13562721
What the fuck is that makeup they put on her? It looks like absolute shit, her face looks like it's made of dirt.

[Anonymous No.13563594]

>retarded reddit tier "which are best x" question
>shilling muh jewess QUEEN!!!!
fuck off

[Anonymous No.13563628]

>>13563544
jewish

[Anonymous No.13563637]

>>13562800
>jewfu

[Anonymous No.13563701]

hmmm

[Anonymous No.13563926]

>>13560035
Are you Claire or her cuck fiancé

[Anonymous No.13563933]

>>13560665
It’s for show. She’s not in love with that gross fuck. Every woman post year 30 gets bonkers and feels lonely as bio clock ticks and all their friends are popping out babies. They say yes to any shmuck with a pulse

[Anonymous No.13563938]

>>13562791
>>13562807
>>13562829
>>13562848
Oh good, other fans of the india-fu. It helps she's somewhat competent and not a blithering idiot like most of the other staff.

I don't care if it'll take some training to get her to shit in the toilet.

[Anonymous No.13563939]

>>13561942
What backwater shithole do you live in that you lust for chubby 30 something yenta who is like a 5.5 out of 10

[Anonymous No.13563941]

>>13562823
Brad and Gordon together would be pretty epic

[Anonymous No.13563957]

>>13563544
As natural as breathing for a yid. Consider how many lies were on her Harvard app. You can always tell who the con artist pathological liars were—they have totally unimpressive careers. Her smart classmates are currently surgeons, PhDs, white shoe lawyers, and worth millions/billions from a tech start up

[Anonymous No.13564046]

>>13563941
Brad is best solo. He has enough charisma and personality that it either drowns out the guest or clashes. Watching him with that fat fuck Matty was unbearable.

[Anonymous No.13564310]

>>13562791
This is what BA calls a pro chef...

[Anonymous No.13565086]

I enjoy the vomit flavored ones

[Anonymous No.13565105]

licorice

[Anonymous No.13565238]

>>13564046
Agree

[Anonymous No.13565805]

>""""""""gourmet""""""""""
>Not even an actual pastry chef
>No formal training of any kind
>Bottom-tier homecook
The ass is fat, but this show is irredeemable garbage.

[Anonymous No.13565846]

>>13565805
> She then graduated from Harvard University in 2009 with a BA in U.S. history and literature, after which she studied French cuisine and pastry at École Grégoire-Ferrandi in Paris, France. After working at Spring Restaurant for a four-month externship, Saffitz moved to Montreal, Québec, where she received a master's degree in History at McGill University in 2013, with a focus on French culinary history in the early modern era.

Sounds like plenty of formal training to me senpai, but I'll grant you the "not a chef" point so long as we agree to be autistic and hold that "chef" is a job title belonging to someone who leads a professional kitchen.

[Anonymous No.13565849]

>>13558034

[Anonymous No.13565892]

>>13565846
These yids especially Ivy League yids are all pathological liars inflating every “experience” and credential. Her CV reads like a conniving terminal student trust fund layabout, to me. And now her “job” is a personality for a jew food medium based in NYC — that’s peak idle rich jew kek

[Anonymous No.13565899]

>>13565892
"four month externship" doesn't sound even remotely inflated, if anything it's an embarrassingly little amount of realworld experience.
Credentials aren't something you can inflate, you either have the documents of proof or you don't.

[Anonymous No.13565903]

>>13565846
Imagine being impressed by some spoiled yenta’s idle 20s on daddy’s credit card. How gullible are you. Or maybe you’re her or her sloppy boyfriend

[Anonymous No.13565911]

>>13565903
>she has no formal training
>what do you mean "no formal training"? she went to a very expensive culinary school
>yeah but she did it on daddy's dime

In what way does that informalize her training?

[Anonymous No.13565919]

>>13565899
Inflated in the sense they sound half special to unsophisticated flyover morons and status signal to her idle rich trust fund peers she’s in the “in” crowd. And they could be totally fabricated. yids lie about everything. You gonna call Montreal and Paris and verify all her white lies. BA hires and promotes off tribe connections and Harvard not talent or amazing CV

[Anonymous No.13565923]

>>13565911
I'm not that faggot sperging out about her dad's money, but "studying" french cuisine is not training of any kind.

[Anonymous No.13565933]

>>13557618
>>13557655
These are both correct answers.
Also accepted: Claire's belly

>>13557793
Knowing that he was able to get her gives me hope that I one day will be able to. On my scale I'd rate him at about a 4/10, maybe 5 on a good day. I give myself around 7 1/2 which means that I'm well above her lowest standard.

[Anonymous No.13565935]

>>13565911
She’s a dime a dozen whiney infantile 30 something yenta who tries to act like a 19 year old babe in the woods. Why does she act like this? Because her dad probably still pays her rent or bought her a condo and she probably still swipes the same Amex card tied his account she’d had since Cambridge. Also this whiney shtick was maybe cute when she was in her prime 10 years ago. But she’s so deluded she doesn’t realize she’s hit a physical wall and it’s just pathetic and infantile. But I guess it works on getting hard up flyover state neets to click her vids

[Anonymous No.13565939]

>>13565923
Going to culinary school isn't training? Since when?

[Anonymous No.13565941]

>>13565935
Your autistic pleb rant reeking of jealousy of some frumpy NY kike is peak cringe, faggot. Do everyone a favor and stfu already

[Anonymous No.13565986]

>>13565935
based

[Anonymous No.13565994]

>>13557879
Underrated

[Anonymous No.13566034]

>>13559042
i instantly clicked that away, obnoxious. clair is to be admired from afar, she doesn't need to be exposed to our madness.

[Anonymous No.13566045]

>>13563938
>Priya is the most competent cook on BA
Biggest joke in the thread. Thanks for the lol.

[Anonymous No.13566048]

>>13559756
I hope this is a clear signal to the higher ups that they can't just throw stuff at her without asking her.

[Anonymous No.13566063]

>>13557610
It’s interesting how all the “white” employees at BA are Jews and the rest are all diversity hires.

[Anonymous No.13566074]

>>13566045
>Indian shiksa

[Anonymous No.13566092]

>>13566063
>new york business is full of new yorkers
Holy shit I think you're on to something

[Anonymous No.13566099]

>>13566063
Brad. Carla. and Alex are goys aren't they?

[Anonymous No.13566135]

>>13557610
>it's another boring spend an hour figuring out how to heat up sugar in a specific manner episode

[Anonymous No.13566640]

Popcorn, fuck all other opinions
>>13560714
Bitch

[Anonymous No.13566770]

>>13557610
Are Claire braps a flavor yet?

[Anonymous No.13566781]

>>13557793
Damn, there's some good husky-couple energy between then. I'm cool with it.

[Anonymous No.13566806]

Is Andy a diversity hire?

[Anonymous No.13566815]

>>13566806
>is the gay brown man a diversity hire
what do you think

[Anonymous No.13566931]

brad was never hired
he just walked in one day and started working and the rest were too intimidated to say anything

[Anonymous No.13566941]

>>13557610
For me, it's sizzling cinnamon.

[Anonymous No.13567389]

>>13565899
Imagine white knighting a "pastry chef" that can't temper chocolate. Have sex.

[Anonymous No.13567426]

>>13558693
Wtf show is this?

[Anonymous No.13567867]

>>13565899
Lmfao what brah people lie routinely on CVs

[Anonymous No.13568379]

>>13566099
>wop
>wop
>mick

[Anonymous No.13568493]

>>13560066
This. Rhoda is the top tier BA milf

[Anonymous No.13568502]

>>13557610
dr pepper

[Anonymous No.13568575]

>>13557610
>I've never had these before