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What the F*CK is his problem?!?

>> No.13552923

We can say "fuck" here, Anon. This is an adult website.

>> No.13552926

>>13552902
In the top video, he's producing garbage tv for people who want to feel superior about stupid shit. In the bottom video, he's producing garbage tv for people who want to eat stupid shit.

>> No.13552938 [DELETED] 

>>13552923
Sure thing, kid.

>> No.13552950

>>13552902
He was making a point in the top video because the bun is way too small for the burger.

Of course you would know this if you paid attention to the episode.

>> No.13552963

>>13552902
He's an actor and not an actual cook.

>> No.13553017

Gordon is a gay slut, I used to wait tables for him in London back in the 90s. At the end of every service he'd take me to the basement where we kept our produce.
He would pull his trousers down and stare me in the eyes. "MY ARSE ISN'T GOING TO FUCK ITSELF IS IT BIG BOY?!?!"
I would just always reply with "No Gordon." I would then pull out my courgette and olive oil and begin penetrating his donut hole.
After he came he'd scream at me "CLEAN THE FUCKING STATION YOU STUPID IDIOT!"
"Yes Gordon" I would say as I cleaned his bum bum.
He'd walk out of the restaurant and enter a car driven by Marco Pierre White. One time I heard Marco say to Gordon "I doubt it's as sore as when I used to humiliate you in front of the boys at Harvey's" I saw Gordon cry after he said that.

>> No.13553028

>>13553017
put me in the screencap XDDD

>> No.13553031

>>13552963
More of a cook than you will ever be, ex-Wendy's chef.

>> No.13553037

>>13552938
Yes, despite being an adult website, most of the users are underaged b&, but they usually stay on the shit boards like /pol/ and /v/.

>> No.13553039

>>13553031
>critique movie
>"YEAH HAHA LIKE YOU'LL EVER MAKE A MOVIE RETARD. OPINION INVALIDATED. CHECKMATE ATHEISTS."

>> No.13553040

>>13553031
ex-sandwich artisan, I'll have you know

>> No.13553042

>>13553039
You literally said he was not a chef, which is factually incorrect. Learn english, retard.

>> No.13553061
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>>13553017
>"CLEAN THE FUCKING STATION YOU STUPID IDIOT!"

>> No.13553072

>>13553042
do you think he actually cooks any food these days
a chef orders people around in a kitchen and makes a menu, he doesn't actually do cooking

>> No.13553355

>>13552902
Hypocrit

>> No.13553360

>>13553017
Toppest of keks

>> No.13553383

>>13552923
>>13553037
Outing yourself in less than 3 minutes, how exceptional.

>> No.13553410
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>>13553017
fucking kek

>> No.13553478

ramsay is a hack

>> No.13553482

>>13553478
ramsay is the hacker 4chan

>> No.13553932

Well... if you're not meme'ing...

He went on the kitchen nightmare show in order to make a failing restaurant in to a good one. The burger likely was not a well selling menu item, and since it's a television show he opted to play it up for the viewers. Later on, I imagine he revised the burger to smaller patties which would save the business money on marginal decreases in cost, and in turn with other revamps to the restaurant likely made it more successful from what it was originally. Not just because of a revised menu and reconstructed restaurant, but because he now has his name brand associated to it.

As for the video where he personally makes a huge ass burger--which to the unknowing eye makes him look like a hypocrite--the man is worth millions and could give less of a shit, so fuck you.

>> No.13554241

>>13553017
Underrated and kek

>> No.13555181

>>13552902
>american chefs
yikes

>> No.13555258

>>13553482
Thankfully I put up curtains and bought a dog.

>> No.13555265

it's the same as when he shit on everyone for using those plastic squeeze bottles for sauces saying they belong at the hairdresser's but then uses them all the time now because obviously they're convenient

>> No.13555423

>>13552950
but why dont he just eat it :(

>> No.13555618

True story. He had a midget porn star look-a-like that was found half eaten in a badger den.

>> No.13555808

he was off his nut on coke in the second video

>> No.13555858

>>13552902
You're looking just at burger to bun ratio, you SHOULD be looking at the overall size of the burger, the first one is huge, his one is smaller. Still he makes a garbage burger, but it's not as bad as the first one.

>> No.13555902

>>13553355
hepucreet

>> No.13556715

>>13552902
>food that needs a stick to hold it together.
I hate that shit so much. The top advantage of a sandwich or burger is that it is something you can eat with your hands without making a huge mess. I know there are notable exceptions, but still...

>> No.13557292

>>13552902
By slicing them in half he made the burgers easier to eat. First vid burger should be sliced in half and the pattys too big for the bun anyway.

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>>13553017
Very nice

>> No.13559619

>>13553017
pasta