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Why are American such fucking fruits when it comes to Mayo? Anonymous Wed Jan 22 17:07:47 2020 No.13551928 [DELETED]

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Literally the only people who are REEEing about Mayo on fries are Amerilards. I've been to their country and their mayo is complete and utter shit. Come to Belgium for the real stuff you croutons. Jesus, Mayo is seriously so fucking good on fries its not even funny

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 22 17:08:16 2020 No.13551932 File: 285 KB, 972x667, mayo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 22 17:21:51 2020 No.13551999 >>13551928 I’ve heard cum has the same consistency of mayo. Is this true? Asking for a friend.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 22 17:28:32 2020 No.13552031 >>13551928 I usually go to Brussels once a year for a meeting, every time I stop by Maison Antoine and get fries with their homemade tartare sauce and some samouraï.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 22 17:30:36 2020 No.13552038 >>13551928 Autismo mongoloid belgians get worked up on shitty ass french fries with mayo who gives a fuck bitchboy

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 22 17:30:50 2020 No.13552040 >>13551999 no it's more like slightly cooked egg whites telling for a friend

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 22 17:33:54 2020 No.13552055 >>13552031 >samurai sauce My rabbi

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 22 17:36:22 2020 No.13552063 Those fries look great

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 22 17:42:00 2020 No.13552094 >>13551928 The only thing that should ever go on fires is salt

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 22 17:43:57 2020 No.13552104 >>13551928 Americans love mayo. What the fuck are you even talking about?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 22 17:44:32 2020 No.13552107 >>13551928 It's almost like it's because there are better toppings for fries even if it is good mayo. t. amerilard who's been making homemade mayo for years and know what real mayo tastes like

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 22 17:44:38 2020 No.13552108 >>13552094 This And mayo

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 22 17:51:53 2020 No.13552163 >>13551928 O B S E S S E D

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 22 17:52:34 2020 No.13552167 it isn't just Americans

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 22 17:52:35 2020 No.13552168 >>13552094 Pepper >>>>>>>>>>>>> salt

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 22 17:53:36 2020 No.13552176 >>13552107 You can't even make real mayo with the shit you can get in the US. You guys are beyond help.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 22 17:56:35 2020 No.13552188 >>13552176 Imagine knowing absolutely nothing about an entire country and pretending you do to explain that country to someone who lives there.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 22 18:29:27 2020 No.13552394 >>13552188 He's right though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 22 18:32:46 2020 No.13552415 >>13552394 imagine being a retard like you who believes this

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 22 18:34:55 2020 No.13552424 For me it's living rent free in every euro's mind

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 22 18:37:31 2020 No.13552435 File: 51 KB, 339x298, chen plz kill yerslf.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13551928 murrilard reporting in Mayo on fries is legit. It's just not ketchup level legit. Simple as that europoor

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 22 18:41:32 2020 No.13552465 >>13551928 usually only fat people dunk their fries in mayo or ranch. i'd have to try mayo in belgium before saying it don't belong. murrican mayo don't belong on french fries. murrican mayo just plain sucks.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 22 18:42:25 2020 No.13552472 >>13552435 the mayo they make at my restaurant is the best condiment ive ever had with fries. you should look into making your own. compared to best foods or whatever you can buy at the grocery store it is night and day

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 22 18:54:50 2020 No.13552534 Americans literally put salad mayo and fucking MIRACLE WHIP on their fries and wonder why it tastes gross.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 22 18:58:13 2020 No.13552553 >>13551932 fpbp

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 22 20:13:09 2020 No.13553026 File: 1.91 MB, 320x240, 54XbJo.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Americans love their mayo!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 22 20:19:06 2020 No.13553052 >>13553026 Number one per capita consumption in the world for mayo is Russia. The top ten is mostly European countries, plus Chile for some reason. USA doesn't even make the top twenty.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 22 20:20:37 2020 No.13553062 File: 44 KB, 620x388, belgian-frites.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13552435 >murrilard reporting in You're not fooling anyone, ya Belgian bastard.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 22 20:23:04 2020 No.13553078 File: 36 KB, 700x525, thomy_majoneza_shop.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13551928 Canadian here, Mayo on fries is fantastic, but at least post the best mayo that europe has to offer

Anonymous Wed Jan 22 20:27:14 2020 No.13553104

>>13552176
It's true. The recipe for eggs and oil were lost here in the states generations ago. We have to milk special rocks for an approximation just to get buy. It's just not the same. When trying to smother your fried carbohydrates in something that doesn't have the right splash of lemon or unicorn cum to be perfect you might as well give up. I saw an egg in a book once, though. The elders talk of the oil... This is forbidden lore so I will speak no further.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 22 20:32:27 2020 No.13553125 >>13552094 malt vinegar master race

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 22 20:35:14 2020 No.13553139 >>13551928 >wanting to drown your fries in thick cum Oh yeah. Really macho there bitch tits.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 22 20:36:29 2020 No.13553146 >>13553104 My ancestors once owned an entire egg. We had the shell preserved to show our children, but it shattered the last time the tribe had to move due to the radiation storms.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 22 20:39:57 2020 No.13553158 P O U T I N E Fuck you all.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 22 21:21:25 2020 No.13553333 File: 30 KB, 316x341, 1410485137426.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13553104

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 22 21:22:27 2020 No.13553340 >>13553052 chile puts a ton of mayo on their hot dogs

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 23 00:16:12 2020 No.13554068 >>13551999 No.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 23 00:19:09 2020 No.13554077 >>13553104 Anon, please at least tell us where we can search for such ancient lore!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 23 00:21:22 2020 No.13554083 >>13553104 kek and btfo

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 23 00:24:35 2020 No.13554093 >>13551999 If your cum has the consistency of mayo then you need to see a doctor ASAP.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 23 00:25:50 2020 No.13554099 fries and mayo is elder god tier

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 23 01:29:09 2020 No.13554298 >>13551932 Based Dudley

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 23 02:38:25 2020 No.13554528 >>13551928 >Belgium Your Mayo is too sour lad

Anonymous Thu Jan 23 02:38:52 2020 No.13554529

>be american
>like mayo

hurt durr fat Americans XD whom

>be american
>don't like mayo

hurr durr pussy Americans

moral of the story is that no matter what Americans do you will seeth in anger as a coping mechanism for your jealousy. we can't win because your brains broken.

imagine being a foreigner

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 23 02:40:11 2020 No.13554536 ranch is the true patrician dipping sauce for fries and absolutely fucking nobody can prove me wrong

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 23 02:40:30 2020 No.13554537 >>13551932 pretty much this

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 23 02:42:09 2020 No.13554542 why is everyone in the world so obsessed with Americans? do you think we care one little bit of what some dumb poor foreignnigger thinks? sending bombs to you soon <3

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 23 02:42:40 2020 No.13554543 >>13551928 Mayonaise is fucking disgusting, i literally vomit from the smell. Ive banned it from my household along with tunafish, cucumbers and mexicans.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 23 02:43:48 2020 No.13554549 >>13552094 Salt, black pepper, yellow mustard. In that order.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 23 03:18:10 2020 No.13554663 Mayo is only tasty if there is very little of it. If there is more than just a little then it doesnt taste good.

Anonymous Thu Jan 23 03:28:13 2020 No.13554705

>>13551928
Went to a McD's in Canada once, got my order and went to get come ketchup. Mayo came out of the pump, was like wtf? Tried again on the one next to it, more mayo. ??? Went to the counter and asked for ketchup, girl looked at me like wtf? Thought back to forum posts and asked for tomato sauce. Girl was oh, right, I've heard of that. Searched around under the counter for a dusty ass box of ketchup packets. Went back to get some napkins, didn't see any. Asked girl at counter for a napkin, again wtf? Thought back to forum posts, asked for serviette. She was oh, right, here ya go. Turns out mayo was actually pretty good on fries.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 23 03:32:23 2020 No.13554717 Imagine being so retarded, so fucking stupid that you argue about a subjective thing.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 23 03:33:02 2020 No.13554719 >>13554705 Canada... not even once.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 23 04:01:05 2020 No.13554789 >>13551928 I find it odd that they abhor mayo on fries but adore mayo on salads

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 23 04:36:29 2020 No.13554848 File: 85 KB, 498x645, 3cb008_a17decc4df1344c1ba34d2b44463edd7_mv2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13551928 I think you'll find the best majonez is from Poland, friend.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 23 04:46:19 2020 No.13554870 >>13551999 Are you girl? Otherwise no, semen is basically a mucus. There's a reason some call it ball snot.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 23 04:47:19 2020 No.13554872 >>13551928 Mayonnaise is the devil's smegma. Ruining french fries with it should be considered a war crime.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 23 04:52:55 2020 No.13554888 >>13552094 >fires the only thing that should go on fire is Ausfailia

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 23 04:56:45 2020 No.13554897 File: 67 KB, 1000x1000, majonez-kielecki-700-ml-b1e5jd.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13554848 jebe w dupe winiary Kielecki gang

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 23 04:59:35 2020 No.13554905 >>13554848 >Currently, the company is part of the Nestlé corporation Opinion discarded

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 23 05:02:57 2020 No.13554916 >>13553078 >best mayo that europe has to offer Wouldn't that be Calve ?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 23 05:12:28 2020 No.13554931 >>13551928 mayo + ketchup combo is the best. just with good mayo (not hellman's) and good ketchup (heinz).

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 23 05:15:33 2020 No.13554934 File: 64 KB, 700x394, deluxe_potatoes[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Regular fries I like them with ketchup and mayo. Deluxe fries I like more with barbacue sauce.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 23 05:18:12 2020 No.13554938 Miracle Whip is superior change my mind

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 23 05:24:09 2020 No.13554946 >>13551999 Just try some mayo dude, it's not gonna kill you

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 23 05:41:35 2020 No.13554985 >>13552176 excellent bait

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 23 06:08:40 2020 No.13555031 >>13554905 >Big mayo bad! Fuck off tranny

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