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13540558 No.13540558 [Reply] [Original]

Imagine the smell.

>> No.13540560
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Bonus Kay.

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>> No.13540580

Why are Americans like this?

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>smelling a lot of flavor

>> No.13540602

To what end?

>> No.13540634

>the way he whips his dead arm in the begining

>> No.13540657

This video is almost a decade old.

>> No.13540704

Flavor is an olfactory sense, taste is what your mouth do. Talk to someone with olfactory agnosia if you don't believe me

>> No.13540733

im always impressed with jack's eloquence

>> No.13540771

and now he has a diabetic foot

>> No.13540778

jack's just representing NYC to the west coast plebs

>> No.13540780

I took him down. I took him down to the ground.

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>> No.13541001


Fuck what's wrong with us - specifically us being obessed with this guy? For me it's getting to observe "average Americans" w/o personal discomfort

>> No.13541065

Do Americans really?

>> No.13541079


its just 1 guy posting this shit over and over

>> No.13541134

Rather ironic statement.

>> No.13541204

I don't think I need to explain to you why people slow down on the other side of the highway when there is a big car crash. Same shit

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You too can be a divorced dad MasterChefTM

>> No.13541233

If I was a billionaire. I'd by 4chan for the sole reason of making jack posting a bannable offense

>> No.13541234

It that the hot chick with cerebral palsy?

>> No.13541240

it isn't ironic at at work on your reading comprehension

>> No.13541243

dysgenics in action

>> No.13541255

tries to smell a difference in pizza dough inside a pizza place. he needs to take them outside wait 20 minutes then sniff them, wait 20 minutes then reverse the order. to tell anything, also who's gonna eat that pizza after he rubbed his nose on it.

>> No.13541257

I almost never post jack and the webm I posted was made by me and never posted before. I don't think I've seen that video before either.

>> No.13541301

Are you not familiar with Jack?

>> No.13541310

no why would I be?

>> No.13541312


This man is a visionary

>> No.13541325

lurk moar

>> No.13541333

no thanks I don't care to know about him.

>> No.13541339


Can we campaign to get this man on MasterChef or something

>> No.13541342

Well he is the king of /ck/

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>> No.13541347

I don't think he would do as well as he would have before his stroke.

MasterChef is shit anyways. The only people that ever win are diversity winners with some bullshit leftist appeal to emotion sob story.

>> No.13541352

>jack can smell heat

Is his lack of arm increasing his other senses?

>> No.13541354

No, no it is not

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Such technique

>> No.13541406

the nose on that second fella. bulbous, cartoonish even.

>> No.13541557

How the fuck do you not know who daddy Jack is

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>> No.13541645

do americans really?

>> No.13541669

He has a nose that can sniff out a penny in a paddock.

>> No.13541704

I'm pretty sure the base of a pavlova is just supposed to be a meringue. Which is basically just egg whites and sugar. So why is her meringue brown?

>> No.13541711

After Grant Achatz got tongue cancer he relied on his sense of smell rather than his tongue for how his food tasted.

>> No.13541716

all this time i thought she was american

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At least he's not committing food atrocities this time.

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>> No.13541854

Two elderly overweight white dudes smelling dough as they even know shit. Hilarious jackoff.

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>> No.13541874

What the fuck

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>> No.13541904

I hate this webm

>> No.13541905

kid's gotta know his place

>> No.13541907

what happened to her face

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The beer is already in the glass. The heated table just makes it boil up.

>> No.13541929

can someone give me the cliffs notes on Jack? Apparently he used to beat the shit out of his kid, and the kid is now like 20 something years old and married? He had a stroke sometime last year and now he doesn't even do videos anymore he has to have his wife do videos fro him instead?

>> No.13541933

Reversed motion.

>> No.13542034

No wonder Mexican's don't mind cartels. This is what "normal" Mexicans do.

>> No.13542040
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Jack is your typical christian boomer. Jack is known for making really shitty food even though he has quite a large fanbase. He freaked out when his son was smoking weed and almost killed him. Now, he has had several strokes and really isnt as active as he once was. When /ck/ used to be based there was a /jack/ thread at all times.

>> No.13542044

So the cheese comes off when you pick at it with a fork? Wouldn't all pizza do that? And where is the rule that crust can't be thick?

>> No.13542048

Poor girl. That's sad to watch. I hope she's happy.

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yes see webm

>> No.13542081

it's a recent trend. They even will make two cakes, one to smash in the child's face, one to eat, and put down plastic sheets beforehand
Not only is it wasteful, I find it needlessly cruel. Please note their skin color for further explanation

>> No.13542085

If they eat that much, then why are they always portrayed as starving?

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>> No.13542095

American water and consumption of bleached chicken meat.

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Dylann Roof almost broke that fat guy's neck with that melon. What a hardman.

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>> No.13542161

God she is hot and can cook as well.

>> No.13542170

Ruined what could have been great hasselback potatoes.

>> No.13542175

And then one day, for no reason at all, people voted Hitler into power

>> No.13542176

For what fucking purpose?

>> No.13542238

I'll never forget that roastie femanon that sperges our when this was first posted before webm threads were a thing. Just started saying how she slurs like that that pushed their boobs together instead of just cooking and that as a woman it would be really hard to do so she was just attention whoring. Derailed the thread completely by getting btfod by people saying she had palsy lmao

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It's mostly relevant I guess

>> No.13542295

Painful to watch.

>> No.13542304

>still has the energy to pick up the knife
I hope this kid grows up to murder his shitty family.

>> No.13542367

That's wayyy too much fiber

>> No.13542389

Why is everything pureed?

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>> No.13542406

Who wants to drink a cobb salad?

>> No.13542435

I used to work with this landwhale that would make these, because she thought they were cute. Fucking disgusting to watch her eat them. Wonderful day when she broke her hip on some ice walking into work and lost her job because she failed her mandatory drug test.

>> No.13542527

how brain dead are you, the pizza is so thick the dough isn't even cooked

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>> No.13542596

Does this have an ending?

>> No.13542601

just like mama used to make

>> No.13542610

it doesnt even look like grease. Thats just fucking water

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>> No.13542635

not gonna lie, that pizza looks fantastic

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>> No.13542651

why does this make me laugh so hard

>> No.13542654


Most of what you taste is actually from your nose, the smell of the food teavelling up the back of your sinuses.

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>all that missing coating

>> No.13542682


She's married to a wealthy god-faced chad

>> No.13542685

are you sure you want to know?

>> No.13542700

perfect wife
>cute now and she'll be dead in a few years
>is happy to have literally anybody
>its always consensual because sometimes you have no fucking clue what shes saying

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>> No.13542731


The cups have special valves on the bottom that, when placed on the beer tap, allows the beer to flow into the cup via upward pressure. It's basic shit that looks cool with fancy lights. The jumbo cup connects to a similar valve that is used to drain it into the jug.

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>> No.13542751

is this Jack cutting open one of his shits?

>> No.13542758

Even his shits are underdone.

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fuck dude

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>> No.13542787

What do you think his IQ is? I'd say it's definitely below 100.

>> No.13542818

It's a tradition lads. When he gets older, he'll try to take a bite of the cake while his friends try to push his face into it

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>> No.13542840

I've never stop laughing at this.

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>> No.13542856

does he say anything after these clearly undercooked meat dishes? Like "oops i took it out too early again"?

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>> No.13542911

lmao i love how it ends there to keep you in wonder
i bet it turned out good whatever it was

>> No.13542933

She's Bonglandstani.

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>> No.13542959

She dies and he goes to Jolibee

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>> No.13542980

no memes racism and con artist

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>> No.13542991

what the fuck. even by jack standards this is just...what the fuck?

>> No.13542994

>oil, water, "white cake mix"
can someone please explain this shit? why do these american cake recipes use oil instead of butter, and why go to all the effort of making this garbage if you cant be bothered to mix flour and sugar and vanilla together?

>> No.13543017

Adding pancake batter to a cold pan. Also too much oil for pancakes.

>> No.13543018

it has nothing to do with the pan being cold im wtfing at the fucking 2 cups of oil in the pan


>> No.13543019

Food webm thread.
Not feels thread.
It's a good one though.

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Not feels, you said?

>> No.13543033

That was Kay.

>> No.13543036

>British people
>somehow worse at everything than even the worst Americans

God bless their little hearts.

>> No.13543041

Let's all pray for Jack. The king of /ck/

>> No.13543050


>The texture of cakes made with oil is—in general—superior to the texture of cakes made with butter. Oil cakes tend to bake up loftier with a more even crumb and stay moist and tender far longer than cakes made with butter.

I dunno, probably because we're better at everything.

>> No.13543079

I don't get it, they had two kids that died? Is that all? Has this site made me that cold that that feels nothing?

>> No.13543081

>Oil cakes tend to bake up loftier with a more even crumb and stay moist and tender far longer than cakes made with butter.

>cant cream together butter, sugar and egg so not air incorporation, loses some potential for fluffiness
>"""white cake mix""" tastes like garbage fake vanilla bread without any flavour from the butter
even if it is a chemically purer fat, seems like a downgrade 2bh
also if you are going to use oil, why add in water instead of milk? at least it would cover some of the issues here

>> No.13543084

if you don't vicariously feel anything from that image you're probably autistic or a sociopath

>> No.13543089

bruh not everyone in america makes cake from mixes that ARE ALSO SOLD HEAVILY IN YOUR COUNTRY

jfc bro cringe

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>> No.13543120

>scorched fondant


>> No.13543130

>janny deletes webm posted here after 2 mins
>unironic porn thread up for over 20 mins
really makes you think

>> No.13543140

New York is such a fucking cope

>> No.13543157

Don't forget he hated Palestinians like actively would go to Israel to gleefully murder Palestinian children if asked

>> No.13543275

Eating with your hands is so fucking disgusting.

>> No.13543280

>it's a pizza smell

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>touching food with oven mitts

>> No.13543303

Jack blatantly fucked this tit cow.

>> No.13543330

I cant never not watch it

>> No.13543342

why is her meringue yellow
whatever the reason it didn't rise while baking and shatter like an actual pavlova meringue
it's meant to have whipped cream all over it before you put anything on top. that just looks sad and miserable

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>mfw I watch any on his video

>> No.13543356

Oil is liquid at room temp so it keeps the cake soft and more importantly, moist at room temp even when the eggs are fully cooked. Butter in a cake would result in something that is harder and more importantly, drier at room temp.
As far as creaming together the butter, sugar, and egg again it'll result in something that isn't as tender at room temp. Cakes are designed to be eaten at room temp.
And for the cake mix, its just a pre-measured mix of cheap flour, sugar, flavorants, and leaveners. Worse than making your own mix, but for a gimmick cake like this its not really a great sin.

What I couldn't tell you is why this lady left out all the yolks. Thats a huge source of flavor.

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>that sauce drizzle

>> No.13543365

>easy to fix

>> No.13543366
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>peanut butter

>> No.13543377

Man, I love dumplings, but they are such a pain to make en mass.
They're one of the only things that I'm fine with buying premade just because of the tediousness of making them.

>> No.13543419

>Hating on peanut butter in savory dishes
Fucking faggot

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these are indians

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what's with fat people and fear of oil?

>> No.13543467

they dont, ethiopian cusine is bullshit and mostly made up in modern times in the west
its only "inspired" by ethiopia

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so two dead toddlers, so?

>> No.13543504

you leave aunt myrna alone

>> No.13543508

seeing his stroke arm just makes me sad

>> No.13543534
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Stop watching people eat

>> No.13543536

>more cheese on top
Every time.

>> No.13543550
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>yolks are a huge source of flavor

>> No.13543553

Why isn't she trying to use momentum while making the flip? It's like most basic common sense.

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>> No.13543575

and it seems now they took off one of his feet

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>> No.13543579

New York pizza is shit.
>Inb4 u have no taste
I'm italian you fucking mutts

>> No.13543582

>I'm italian

That explains your lack of taste

>> No.13543583


>never tried New York pizza

>> No.13543588

NY pizza is a joke, it's a made up thing from amer*cans
fuck italy and italians as well though

>> No.13543595

>why are they always portrayed as starving
read up on it, there was a drought that killed off everything some years back. All food relief that tried to get there was commandeered by .. Congo pirates or something. They were truly fucked for awhile. I havent seen any recent news from there though

>> No.13543596

They are. They are a mound of fat and protein. Its just pure richness.
Here's a tip, take some yolks and bury them in a 75-25 mix of Salt and Sugar for about 4-5 days. They'll desiccate and become hard and grate-able. Grate a bit into anything savory for a massive flavor boost.

I've been doing this for the past year or so and its fantastic.

>> No.13543601
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>Here's a tip, take some yolks and bury them in a 75-25 mix of Salt and Sugar for about 4-5 days. They'll desiccate and become hard and grate-able. Grate a bit into anything savory for a massive flavor boost.

>> No.13543615

With no milk, eggs or butter it looks like all the flavor comes from the chemical cake mix. Also cakes with butter might have worse structure but they taste better than cakes with oil.

>> No.13543635

There is most likely powdered milk of some sort in the mix. Maybe powdered butter as well. Hard to say.
But cake isn't meant to really be tasty on its own - or rather it doesn't have to be. It has to be delicate and neutral enough that flavors can be added to it easily.
Not a huge fan of cake either way.

>> No.13543647

You're probably french so fuck you right back, noone likes your kind

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Calm down pasta wog

>> No.13543670

>egg yolk and salt
What did he mean by this?

>> No.13543673

god i fucking hate the north

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>> No.13543689

Ja/ck/ is now not only making food for our bellies, but also food for our soul. Watch him dunk on the dumb evolutionists with dr Dino, featuring mullet man.


>> No.13543703

NYC is extremely insecure about their pizza. They freak out bad if anyone so much as suggests that their pizza isn't the greatest thing on planet earth, despite it being generally okay/inoffensive at best.

>> No.13543708

why can't these barbarians use olive oil, like civilized people?

>> No.13543713

But anon, the water.

The water anon.

>> No.13543718

hes a culinary genius

>> No.13543721

these are absolute and total retards.

>> No.13543743

Seems like a minimalist.

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This meme did the rounds on /v/ years ago, but is it really that far from the truth about New Yorkers and their shitty pizza?

>> No.13543774

No, she doesn't have cerebral palsy.

>> No.13543781

The North is the only part of Italy that is worth anything.
The South is trash and should be happy that its being culturally colonized by Northerners.

>> No.13543792

"That looks great. That looks juuicy"

>> No.13543830

that "bread" actually tastes like rotten vinegar. Its shite.

>> No.13543841

why you gotta do me like this, homes?

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>> No.13543854
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checked and keked

>> No.13543864

based mulletman keeping the dream alive

>> No.13543885

Isn't this the one where Goblino blinds the girl by doing that?

>> No.13543887

Because you're a sadist.

>> No.13543907

Is that another kid who pushed her face in the cake or a full grown midget?? His head is weirdly shaped and he has a receding hairline

>> No.13543922

It's a person with a genetic disorder, hence the lack of restraint.

Though seemingly childlike, it's probably technically an adult.

>> No.13543927

>melts the cheese onto steak in a microwave instead of just adding it while the steak is still in the oven

>> No.13543938

Guess this is why you never invite the retard to your birthday party

>> No.13543973

Why do you think?

>> No.13543978

What show is this?

>> No.13543980

What problem does this system solve?

>> No.13543994

Allows them to fill multiple cups at once and distribute much faster.

Ever been to a professional sporting event?

>> No.13544014

No I dislike crowds of people

>> No.13544021

>"pizza smell"
Do Americans really?

>> No.13544022

You're supposed to wash your hands.

>> No.13544037

pretty sure moot sold this shit hole for like 2 mill tops

>> No.13544038

Pizza is like wine, you need to appreciate it not just guzzle it down

>> No.13544052
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I'm talking about the lack of vocabulary. He was clearly thinking of a word, then just went with
>yep it's pizza

>> No.13544059

imagine the shits after that mega fiber sriracha combo

>> No.13544064

they love it, but they also fear it

>> No.13544127

North italy should be carpet bombed with nuclear bombs

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>> No.13544276
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>> No.13544290
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>> No.13544306

whers egg god??

>> No.13544348
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>> No.13544349

Unapproachably based and redpilled

>> No.13544353
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>> No.13544356
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Fake. wemb related is genuine ethiopian food

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>> No.13544377

>a nigger threatening violence
How typical.

>> No.13544390

How can you fuck up yorksire puddings, its literally just pancake batter you put in the oven. Fuck this triggered me

>> No.13544406

jack can't cook well and doesn't bother researching recipe before presenting them. he isn't aware he messed up here

>> No.13544436

>jack can't cook well
t. cheflet

Go back to watching Gordon Ramsay

>> No.13544479

that's waitress is having fun through all of it, and I find that good.

>> No.13544487

an ironic and funny post, take my upvote, good sir!

>> No.13544540

>Says Coconut OIL
>Puts a solid chunk of hydrogenated processed coconut fat onto a pan
It's like you are wishing for cancer

>> No.13544550

This is the most pretentious shit I’ve ever seen. Old carrot with butter and some wild green shit. Great.

>> No.13544584
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>trying to buy a canister of propane GAS at the store
>every container fails the shake test; there's obviously liquid in there

>> No.13544608

these people make me unnaturally angry
like i don't even feel like the same person when i watch these clips. kind of makes me scared a little at how evil i become.
i'm not 100% sure people like this deserve to live

>> No.13544613

Ramsey is such a tool, that pizza looked awesome. Lost a good amount of respect for him here

>> No.13544617
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>This is the most pretentious shit I’ve ever seen.

Is that so

>> No.13544618

thin crust >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> everything else

>> No.13544619

Looks disgusting. cut the amount of vegetables in half and add some chicken for fuck's sake.

>> No.13544636

I still think that old tough carrot treated like a meat is more pretentious than egg you cook by yourself. But it doesn’t make the second video better. It’s just less retarded. Do we have more of this faggotry somewhere?

>> No.13544641

based brainlet

>> No.13544645

>not making alfredo with butter

>> No.13544650
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>olive oil
>in pasta alfredo

Italians really are savages

>> No.13544656

To what end?

>> No.13544657

Not as good but https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1579617017467.webm

>> No.13544658

I always knew creationists couldn't cook.

>> No.13544675

alfredo is trash

>> No.13544678

But trash you should use butter to make

>> No.13544686

Have to google some shit about those guys. Looks like a place where I would never go for a lunch or dinner.

>> No.13544694

I'm sure the original idea had some merit and there was probably a time things looked promising but all in all our great nation was a tragic mistake.

>> No.13544701
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based aunt myrna

>> No.13544704

Why do Asians make these commercials? You feel nothing for them, since they're Asian. Although if it was Whites I would be celebrating their sorrow. They can't even make this for blacks on account of the focus on the father figure. And I don't think Muslims even have tv and stuff yet.

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>t. uncultured plebeian who's probably never even enjoyed the dazzling flavours of Indian cuisine
Lemme guess, do you eat your pizza with a knife and fork too? Be gone pleb.

>> No.13544707

the fact he shakes his head at the end in disgust makes me feel a little better

>> No.13544712

I legit nearly watched it twice because I missed the cut.

>> No.13544721

>Lemme guess, do you eat your pizza with a knife and fork too?

>> No.13544723

You misunderstand anon, that isn't disgust it's contentment. He finds it yummy

>> No.13544724

Typical /ck/ moron, sperging out over too much veg. You clearly were not taught how to cook veg to actually make it taste nice.

>> No.13544729

>in disgust
try again, this fat fuck always makes that look after eating the shit he makes

>> No.13544801

doesn't look that bad.

>> No.13544808

daily reminder


>> No.13544818

dude is straight-up eating the plastic wtf

>> No.13544823

boomers are subhumans

>> No.13544825

i had no idea it was this bad

>> No.13544828

i've known people to eat the tails of the shrimp because they thought it was wasteful
i wonder if he thinks this is like not eating the crust on bread

>> No.13544848

poor girl. that retard should not have ever been born.

>> No.13544858

Northern europeans are and will always be barbarians.

>> No.13544884

this is a joke right?

>> No.13545039

She's hot but I wouldn't have the patience to put up with her. Glad she found a man who does.

>> No.13545045

>eating dirty, soggy rags and indeterminate slop
do Africans really???

>> No.13545066

That's one complicated bechamel.

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>> No.13545153

great joke from 1985 dude

>> No.13545224

If it was it would still be worth more than the South.

>> No.13545332

>doesn't even take a bite
>mutilates the slice
>"I'm not allowed to like this because I'm a stuck up British turd"
Fuck off. Every Euro on this board can fuck off too.

>> No.13545343

You could have stopped at /pol/ that's a good enough reason

>> No.13545347

This is a parody right?

>> No.13545351

It's a tradition in some Indonesian cultures to pull humiliating pranks on someone's birthday.

>> No.13545358

Because they have no souls?

>> No.13545361

>So the cheese comes off when you pick at it with a fork?

CHeese, sure. A gallon of excess oil and grease, no

>> No.13545381

you must be joking

>> No.13545450

Lost it when the dude empties a pot on his head, kek.

>> No.13545452

I eat shrimp tails on smaller shrimp because it's easier and cleaner.

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>> No.13545949

bang on 100, maybe 98. he's very average.

>> No.13546058 [DELETED] 

everytime I see white hands in these webms I get nauseous and lose my appetite

>> No.13546066
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>take some yolks and bury them in a 75-25 mix of Salt and Sugar for about 4-5 days. They'll desiccate and become hard and grate-able. Grate a bit into anything savory for a massive flavor boost.
I imagine they end up like chicken flavoured bottarga or karasumi. but I also remember when Code did that...

>> No.13546096

>what is brown sugar

>> No.13546247
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>> No.13546398
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>> No.13546399 [DELETED] 

i have the same problems when i see alive niggers

>> No.13546454

He explained in another video that he's technically not a boomer.

>> No.13546624

No need to imagine anything. That evocative language brings it all immediately to mind. A true master of the spoken word.

>> No.13547007

>eating 400 calories of granola/honey/butter in the spoon alone
>mmmmm healthy!

>> No.13547028

This is so comfy.

>> No.13547261

>I get a weak heart shaped toast
>Leo gets some fancy as fuck aesthetic toast
I hate Leo so much

>> No.13547262

They're big targets. Every splash hits them.

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looks fucking great, would chow

>> No.13547931

I love me some prolapsed angus

>> No.13547983

Maybe he should go back to Iowa?

>> No.13548006

what is it ?

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>> No.13548081

>raw garlic
Who are they kidding?

>> No.13548111

At least the knife is sharp.

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