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Look how they massacred my boy..

>> No.13529494

Pineapple is fucking delicious.

>> No.13529495
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>>13529493
>NOOOOOOO muhh italian pizza
literally went to italy and it was trash. Rather stay home and get pizza hut

>> No.13529496

>>13529493
nice

>> No.13529497

>>13529494
for one bite

>> No.13529498

>>13529494
With jalapeño.

>> No.13529499

>>13529497
All the bites.

>>13529498
Holy shit, yeah.

>> No.13529500

>>13529494
On white.

>> No.13529501

>>13529494
So is ice cream but that doesn't mean it belongs on a fucking pizza.

>> No.13529502

>>13529494
Pineapple in Cambodia is insanely delicious, like taste bud explosion/ party in your mouth shit. I've always liked pineapple but never really got it until then.
Still, it does not belong on pizza or burgers. A barbecue chicken pizza that's heavy on the tangy sauce is the best I can accept.

>> No.13529503

>>13529502
>cambodia
too bad there's no little girl pizza right anon

>> No.13529504

>>13529501
Pineapple ice cream ain't bad either, brother.

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>>13529493
>walk into pizza joint
>order a double cheese, pepperoni and pineapple pizza
>nigga next to me gives me a look of disgust
>hes got fucking anchovies on his shit

>> No.13529506

>>13529495
America perfected pizza, like it has most things that it adopts.

>> No.13529507

>>13529506
The ginnys still have better ice cream.

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>> No.13529509

>>13529495
taste is pretty much based on what you were fed as a baby.

so especially if you grow up on 'garbage' foods, you will never develop a taste for 'fine' foods. even if you know they are shit, even if you try to learn to like healthier or fancier foods, you can never love them.

i am stuck my whole life with retarded taste buds that think chicken nuggets and kraft macaroni and cheese are the best foods in the universe, because thats the only thing my mom ever got me.

even worse i went to japan to try the food, but im so used to chinese-japanese food chains that i fucking hated it.

my taste buds have been irrevocably and permanently cucked into that of an austitic 9 year olds.

>> No.13529510

Are those pickles spears?

>> No.13529511

>>13529493
Never get the whole Hawaiian pizza Is bad thing.why does pineapple on pizza offend so many people?

>> No.13529512

>>13529493
Holy fucking reddit meme

>> No.13529513

>>13529511
Its probably east coast fags and their "pies"

>> No.13529514

>using zoomer faglanguage

up the river, not across the street

>> No.13529515

>>13529511
Usually too much acid from both the tomato and pineapple, or the pineapple got put on at the very beginning so it's dried out. Or they're assholes.

>> No.13529516

>>13529513
If you're from California then statistically you are an absolute piece of shit.
Die.

>> No.13529517

Pineapple pizza is the only pizza I eat
The pineapple counteracts the heaviness of the meats

>> No.13529518

>>13529509
It's objectively the best. Literally any kid would choose junk food because it's the most tasty. People get addicted to soda because you're brain is literally screaming for sugar, it's literally drug level of deliciousness. And in the end it's just food, there's no deeper meaning in it.
I could literally defeat any fine restaurant with my brazillian bbq skills if we had a battle for costumers.
>"huuh here's my oyster with blabalblabla and truffles" yeah?
>and here's my fucking picanha you fucking deep shit
The costumers would literally prefer to pay for my food than to get their shit for free

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>>13529511
it got started by very evil 'people'

>> No.13529520

>>13529505
>Looking at niggers

>> No.13529521

>>13529493
I like pineapple and onion with ham or canadian bacon.
Fight me.

>> No.13529522

>>13529519
wasnt pineapple pizza the one that popularized the modern pizza in the first place

>> No.13529523

>>13529520
Retard

>> No.13529524

>>13529495
This. Italian Americans really are more Italian than the Italians. We're the only ones keeping the traditions alive.

>> No.13529525

>>13529518
Go back to your Spanish language board or whatever you mutts speak

>> No.13529526

>>13529524
>Italian Americans really are more Italian than the Italians
based utterly delusional 1/8th Italian mutt

>> No.13529527

For my toppings, it’s canadian bacon and sauerkraut

>> No.13529528

>>13529509
This isn't true, I was raised on candy and gatorade and now the thought of consuming any of that disgusts me.
I just went a stretch with young adult programs that took up all my time where I wasn't consuming any of that shit, now I don't even like most of it, and whatever I do like I can't eat in significant amounts.

>> No.13529529

how do i get my wife to stop eating a bag of spicy chips a day

>> No.13529530

>>13529495
Based fuck Europe

>> No.13529531

>>13529527
Might be ok with cheddar and pretzel bread

>> No.13529532

For me? It's Pepperoni, Sausage, Olive, and Mushroom.

>> No.13529533

>>13529495
Pizza hut is unironically based. Unless it's minority high schoolers cooking the za.

>> No.13529534

>>13529529
I've heard good things about wife-beating.

>> No.13529535
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What are some films about cooking or becoming a chef actually. I can't think of any that focus on culinary arts.

>> No.13529536

>>13529494
this

>> No.13529537

>>13529527
For me it’s regular pizza with nothing on it, light on the sauce for my heartburn. Maybe half pepperoni

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>>13529511

It’s disgusting. Yeah sure, sweet and savory whatever but it doesn’t work on pizza. It was invented by some dumb tasteless Canuck and you should feel bad for enjoying it.

>> No.13529539

>>13529535
That webm horrified me more than any cartel or ISIS execution video.

>> No.13529540

>>13529535
um...

Chef

>> No.13529541

>>>13529538
>it doesn’t work on pizza
It's 60 year history disagree with you.

>> No.13529542

>>13529493
God, I want a fucking pizza now. Not with pineapple though. That's fucking gross.

>> No.13529543

>>13529509
>taste is pretty much based on what you were fed as a baby.

No, it's based on genetic amount of tastebuds, which decrease with age or with drug use. If you like any "bitter" foods, you are a tastelet. Lot's of tastelets focus alot on texture.

>> No.13529544

Hawaiian/Asian restaurants that have combo bowl type things with rice, beef/chicken/shrimp, broccoli, and pineapple are great.

>> No.13529545

>>13529528
for some reason sugar based foods are easier to quit than things like pizza and chicken nuggers. i'd have abs if i didn't eat sandwiches.

>> No.13529546

>>13529538
I bet you're the kind of redditor who gets a chuckle whenever you get to tell somebody how Die Hard is a christmas movie.

>> No.13529547

pineapple
ham
onions
jalapenos

simple as

>> No.13529548

>>13529509
That is such utter bullshit. There were a ton of foods, fruits and vegetables especially that I hated as a kid but absolutely adore now because I actually took the time to really taste them, and likewise there were foods I loved as a kid that I absolutely detest now, mostly fast food and processed Walmart garbage.

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>>13529541

Surprise surprise some people have absolute shit taste in food. Again, you’re talking about a food that originated from Canada. Canada’s cuisine is dog shit. Popular doesn’t mean it’s good. Give me one other food that mixes tomatos with fruit.

>> No.13529550

>>13529543
i hate bitter foods. my favorite foods are all savory or carbs.

my nephew is like 3 and fucking loves kombucha and pickles. is he fucked?

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>> No.13529553

>>13529493
You're right it should've been deep dish

>> No.13529554

>>13529548
what the fuck do you even mean 'took the time to really taste them'.

anyway, either way my taste buds are terrible, so i am forced to eat foods that taste shitty to me out of nutritional concern. its like i was born a faggot and im forced to have sex with a bunch of beautiful women. its hell

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>> No.13529556

>>13529545
Sounds like you just crave salt and grease. You'd probably do ok on one of the keto meme diets.

>> No.13529557

>>13529549
>man with kpop reaction image folder telling other people they have shit taste in anything.

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>> No.13529559

>>13529554
I mean I didn't just spit them out because of a very brief potential bitter or unpleasant taste. I actually tried to savor them to really get what they tasted like and how they can be combined with others for better tastes.

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>> No.13529561

>>13529502
Pineapple is the most acceptable for BBQ pizzas

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>>13529494
>>13529498
>>13529499
>With jalapeño.

Yess THIS

have you ever had pinapple pizza with jalapenos? its like crack

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>> No.13529564

>>13529561
this guy gets it

>> No.13529565
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>>13529552
>when he throws what looks like tire rubber into the fire

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>>13529560

>> No.13529568

>>13529557

Nice argument faggot. Go back to having shit taste it pizza and food in general.

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>> No.13529570

>>13529493
>Imagine not ordering pepperoni every single time you get pizza

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>> No.13529572

>>13529570
Maybe if I already know what kind of pepperoni they use.

>> No.13529573

>>13529555
The full video is even better. He throws trash in the fire

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>> No.13529576

>>13529574
That's not only shit, it's lazy shit. If you're gonna do something retarded like this, you could at least hammer out the chicken like a diner chicken parm and form it into the cone

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>> No.13529578

>>13529577
ill never understand non-whites

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>> No.13529580

>>13529575
fucking based. you know he's thinking "damn i wonder what my daughter is up to right now"

>> No.13529581

>>13529549
You do know tomatoes ARE fruit, right?

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>>13529578

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>>13529581
What about tomaccos?

>> No.13529584

>>13529495
Who hurt you?

>> No.13529585

>>13529584
The fucking Italians. Didn't you read his post? God, you're dumb.

>> No.13529586

>>13529568
no really you have no fucking place to be telling anybody anything
faggot

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>> No.13529588

>>13529577
I bet maradona asked him to throw cocaine instead of salt

>> No.13529589

>>13529579
That pizza looks disgusting and the curly fries just look like sloppy mush with not even a bit of crisp

>> No.13529590
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>> No.13529591

>>13529587
I'll never understand whites

>> No.13529592

>>13529493
my favourite combo is a pepperoni pizza with some pineapple and olives

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>>13529591

>> No.13529594

>>13529587
Holy fuck is that real? Is this incontrovertible evidence of angels???

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>>13529506
this

>> No.13529596

>>13529587
fucking faggots holy shit
>>13529587
and yet its toronto gooks and mutt nig hipsters who praise this gay shit

>> No.13529597

>>13529493
This seems like a safe thread. If I needed a streaming site to live stream something that would stay up without me needing to actively maintaining it what would that site be?

>> No.13529598

>>13529560
i hate basedboys

>> No.13529599

>>13529590
It's not delivery, it's DaShawn

>> No.13529600

>>13529506
How are Hispanics, negroes, and Europeans improved through miscegenation?

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>>13529563
oh baby

>> No.13529602

>>13529493
absolutely fucking disgusting and really should be punishable by getting your balls whipped like in casino royale

>> No.13529603

>>13529587
what is supposed to be happening here exactly

>> No.13529604

>>13529603
How to spend half a grand in a night.

>> No.13529605

>>13529597
just do it in some public place that's already being streamed 24/7

>> No.13529606
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>>13529597
Twitch

>> No.13529607

>>13529551
our local pizza place went out of business. I can enjoy almost any pizza, even cheapo frozen shit, but it was the best we had. sad.

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>> No.13529609

>>13529581

Yeah of course I know that but tomatoes aren’t sweet and you know that so it’s not like a real fruit.

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>>13529567
Stop posting this faggot.

>> No.13529612

>>13529576
>t. never had home made mac n cheese and chicken

>> No.13529613

>>13529587
why not just have a tripod instead of viewing your experiences through phone

>> No.13529614

>>13529608
Ok, now this is epic

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>> No.13529616

>>13529612
And did your nigger mother serve it up in a waffle cone to you like that, nigger?

>> No.13529617

>>13529495
Pizza Hut is trash too. New York City has the best pizza in the world. That style of thin crust is how America perfected pizza, not any restaurant chain.

>> No.13529618

>>13529549
Fuck off koreaboo, your opinions are worth less than a fucking weeb.

>> No.13529619

>>13529551
This pizza was set up to job from the start. He ordered sausage (and nothing else) cause the brain picks up that it looks like little turds.

>> No.13529620

>>13529493
Why don't you go up to Harmony Hill, Sheriff Halloran?
And dig up what's left of my boy Brady.
And explain to him about "private justice"?
WOULD YOU WANT TO DO THAT?!

>> No.13529621

>>13529615
Does anyone else think that avocado tastes disgusting?

>> No.13529622

>>13529621
Yeah. Gave it an honest try, couldn't get into it.

>> No.13529623

>>13529498
Pineapple, pepperoni, jalapeño is patrician. Spicy sweet savory and salty

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>>13529621

>> No.13529625

>>13529494
It's even better on pizza. It's the only shit I order.

>> No.13529626

>>13529617
New York style pizza was a step in the right direction but restaurant chain pizza objectively tastes better

>> No.13529627

can you put hotpockets on a pizza?

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>>13529524
Hi Nick

>> No.13529630

>>13529624
Sir, there's something off about this chicken cordon bleu

>> No.13529631

>>13529493
Upset?

GRIEFSTRICKENED?!!

you don't know what those words mean.

>> No.13529632

>>13529593
Wait, what the fuck?
This is the guy that someone recorded going nuts at In N Out, dunking his burger in his milkshake. People always said that he had just gotten out of prison.
Does he dress up and pig out and In N Out as some kind of gag now?

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>>13529560

>> No.13529634

>>13529511
because THIS
>>13529519

FUCKING LEAFS... REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>> No.13529636

>>13529624
>Cooked avocado
I'm going to shoot someone.

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>>13529628

>> No.13529638

>>13529621
I mean I think it's pretty yum but if it's featured that prominently in food it is probably disgusting

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>> No.13529640

>>13529611
I can seperate the faggot from the kino.
There's no one else to teach me about guns

>> No.13529641

Bluepilled thread.
Cringe.

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>> No.13529643

>>13529626
>Any large pizza chain
>Actually tasting better than your average hole in the wall New York or NY style independent pizza place
You are incorrect.

>> No.13529644

>>13529624
I'd rather drink my freshly peed in toilet water

>> No.13529645

>>13529616
My mom didn't work in a food truck, so no.
But a savory siracha wafflecone filled with mac n cheese and fried chicken sounds pretty great. And the component ingredients actually looked pretty well-made rather then a bunch of pre-made crap.

>> No.13529646

>>13529627
You can do anything you ever dreamed, Janny, but you can't get paid.

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>>13529644

>> No.13529649

>>13529642
why do indians like polos so much?

>> No.13529650

>>13529643
NY pie hasn't been the gold standard since the mob decided union control was good enough. It's all Albanians and Slavs pretending to be Giuseppe

>> No.13529651

>>13529643
it's cheese and sauce there's no difference

>> No.13529652

>>13529621
no

>> No.13529653

>>13529635
Nani?

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>> No.13529655

>>13529549
pizza with bell peppers?
pizza with olives?

>> No.13529656

>>13529643
Well not any large chain, Little Caesars isn't great pizza, but it's cheap and has it's place.
And Domino's is Domino's
I would take New York Style pizza over some chain's but I don't think it's the best

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>>13529493
MY SON WAS TORN APART!!!!

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Mmm all those fast carbs, delicious diabetes.

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>> No.13529661

>>13529567
>>13529598
It's a video about what not to do/bad etiquette when eating pizza

>> No.13529662

>>13529495
>>13529506
this is what onions lecithin does to your taste buds

>>13529521
me too brother

>>13529527
fuuuuuuuck i fucking want some

>>13529537
for me it's motherfucking margherita, new york style

>>13529513
new york pizza is the best pizza in the us. chicago pizza is bizarro world pizza

>>13529548
same here
>fruits and vegetables especially that I hated as a kid but absolutely adore now
for me it's the tomato
>foods I loved as a kid that I absolutely detest now
american """cheese""" and soda

>> No.13529663

>>13529563
I had a heart attack just watching this

>> No.13529664

>>13529495
>>13529524
Commendatori

>> No.13529665

>>13529587
ill never understand upper-middle class people

>> No.13529666

>>13529615
This bitch is incredibly annoying. And that salad looked awful, normal salads actually go great with avacado mixed with the ranch
>>13529621
No, but I wouldn't want it being so prominent in the dish, either.
>>13529622
Salted or totally raw?

>> No.13529667

>>13529650
>>13529651
Plebs.

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>> No.13529669

>>13529493
Fuck, I just realized I have not ate in two days. And your shitty pineapple pizza makes me think I can do a couple days more.

>> No.13529670

>>13529667
Zooms.

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>> No.13529672

>>13529661
i don't give a shit

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>> No.13529675

>>13529662
for me it's american """cheese""" and soda*

>> No.13529674

>>13529628
That was actually shown on the food network? That's awful. That fried chicken looked so unappetizing.
The component ingredients look like they would be pretty good, but they are serving it as a big sopping mess instead of just some eggs, chicken and gravy, and biscuits.

>> No.13529676

>>13529621
Not exactly, but all those dishes look awful, and not the way avocado should be used. But you know, white yuppies gonna yup.

>> No.13529677

>>13529566
Blue waffle

>> No.13529678

>>13529672
Give me your address faggot so i can come give you a big wet kiss

>> No.13529679

>>13529657
this one stumps me

>> No.13529680

>>13529670
No.
Also, if New York isn't the "gold standard", what is?

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>> No.13529682

>>13529657
WHAT THE FUCK

>> No.13529683

>>13529538
>but it doesn’t work on pizza
Why? Sounds like you're just going with the crowd

>> No.13529684

>>13529679
The center isn't actually open. That's why she's sitting so far forward

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>> No.13529686

>>13529628
>all of that fucking bread
Can I just get some goddamn biscuits and gravy please.

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>> No.13529688

>Elder god tier

Simple Margherita

>god tier
Pepperoni
Pineapple
Italian Sausage

>decent tier

Olives
Banana peppers
Artichokes
Bacon
>absolutely disgusting

Mushrooms
Anchovies
Goat cheese
Chicken
Lettuce

>> No.13529689

>>13529680
There isn't one, zoomer. And there hasn't been for years. You're spouting a meme that suburban ginnys heard from their grandparents who might've actually lived in the city.

>> No.13529690

>>13529587
Why is he filming instead of watching, jesus it's a theatrical event at a Michelin restaurant try to at least enjoy it without having to prove it to your Instagram followers

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>> No.13529692

>>13529689
Just because you can only think in memes doesn't mean others do. I've tried every major type of American pizza, and the Italian style, and New York pizza is the best.

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>> No.13529694

>>13529563
Based

>> No.13529695

>>13529693
What are those?
They look nice.

>> No.13529696

>>13529692
The frozen section doesn't count. Try actually living somewhere else.

>> No.13529697

>>13529695
tits

>> No.13529698

>>13529575
Based uncle Vinnie

>> No.13529699

>>13529692
Why? Where? You really think the random pizza places in ny are just better then the random pizza places in every other major city?
I'm not even saying they don't have really good if not the best pizza places, but every place isn't going to be uniformly that good.

>> No.13529700

>>13529696
Try Manhattan itself.

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>> No.13529702

>>13529520
It was a white nigga

>> No.13529703

>>13529700
I did. Before the towers came down, and after. It's a meme now. Your city is a meme. Your neighborhoods are a meme. Harlem isn't even dangerous anymore. I can get a better "NYC" slice in a Philadelphia suburb.

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>> No.13529707

>>13529693
Why is Korean so fucking weird and aesthetic ?

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>This thread was moved to >>13529493

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>> No.13529761

>>13529493
Not enough napple in that bad boy

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>>13529707
That's Taiwanese

>> No.13529767

>>13529704
what the fuck

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>> No.13529775

>>13529764

Ah yes the origins of bird flu

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>> No.13529780

>>13529764
I'm pretty sure I've seen most of that stuff on Fear Factor

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>>13529780
Stop being a little bitch okay, that's where your food comes from.

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>> No.13529801

>>13529793
Is that the holocoaster?

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>> No.13529850

>>13529568
>he stopped using them

>> No.13529891

>>13529516
>you're from California then statistically you are an absolute piece of shit
Funny thing is being inbred keeps you from understanding statistics or anything beyond basic math past counting on fingers and toes

>> No.13529915

>>13529508
>Frankie...Frankie the dough's still breathing leave him alone
>*sobs*

>> No.13529938

>>13529575
dangerously based

>> No.13530102

>>13529562
I have.

It converted me to pineapple on pizza, it was so good.

>> No.13530268

>>13529589
Looks like a to go box. the curly fries were probably crispier in the beginning

>> No.13530345

>>13529508
>>13529915
Kek

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>Yeah real Pizza in Italy is so great and authentic

>> No.13530891

>>13529577
That customer is looking pretty concerned

>> No.13530899

>>13529493
>order pineapple ham pizza
>others order margherita, spinach and other gay shit
>only get 1 slice of mine
>other pizzas at least half uneaten
funny how it goes

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>> No.13531222

>>13529575
Living the life

>> No.13531304

>>13529493
Why do people get retarded over ham and pineapple pizza. Just don't fucking order/eat it you absolute spacks

>> No.13531313

>>13529538
I am making pizza tonight and I will tell you that pineapple will be on 2 of the 3 pizzas we make.

>> No.13531358

>>13529493
I love pineapple on pizza. Ideally the pineapple should be on the acidic side and paired with pepperoni and/or crispy bacon, along with jalapeños or a spicy tomato sauce.

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>>13529624
>>13529630
>>13529636
>>13529644
kek. actually laughed out loud. Thx Anons.

>> No.13532182

>>13529647
>yfw you realize it's not a zipline

>> No.13532188

>>13529657
she was inside the chair the whole time

>> No.13532432

>>13529566
When I was a kid I vomited in my sleep. I woke up in the morning with cold chunks of pie that I had eaten the night before. They looked like this. Slimier I imagine, though much of that slime had soaked into the sheets and what was left were sloppy ribbons and chunks. That kind of colour, pale yellow and purple mixed together.
I don't think I would order that pizza.

>> No.13532483

>>13529547
You forgot the black olives anon :1))))

>> No.13533253

>>13529552
what the hell kinda pizza is that supposed to be wtf

>> No.13533259

>>13529575
he fucking made it

>> No.13533277

>>13529642
>>13529639
I don't get it. Why would you do this kind of work and choose not to wear chainmail/reinforced gloves?

>> No.13533364

>>13533277
Chainmail gloves damage the blade and cause excessive downtime.

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>>13529554
>>13529509

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>>13529493
Fuck you, this is tasty and I don't care about your shitty Italian heritage.

>> No.13533771

>>13529621
Personally I only like it with a vinaigrette, otherwise it's far too weird for me.

>> No.13533828

>>13529600
healthy female orgasms