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13529049 No.13529049 [Reply] [Original]

You would think the morbidly obese Americans would love poutine, it’s fries slathered in calories. But they are salty they didn’t think of this dish first and this is why they lash out and despise their culinary betters north of the border.

>b-but we have chili fries

No anon chili fries are two dishes out together, chili and fries, poutine is just poutine it’s not fries and gravy it’s POUTINE.

>b-but mexico has cuisine

Mexico literally takes ground beef and loads it into different containers and calls it “cuisine” oh look it’s beef in a hard shell, look it’s beef in a soft shell oh look it’s beef in a pan, oh look... well you get the idea.

Poutine is a complex and incredible dish, but remember you need cheese curds, if you add shredded cheese you should fap to an old fat c0ck.

>> No.13529055

We have carne asada fries why would we need poutine?

>> No.13529059

>>13529055
meh. not a good drunk/high food.

>> No.13529065

Cheese fries with ranch is probably better. Unless poutine has gravy. It has gravy right? Basically a loaded potato. You should try our selection of chips bruh (crisps)

>> No.13529069

>>13529059
And poutine is?

>> No.13529071

>>13529069
Yes.

>>13529065
Boring af.

>> No.13529074

Kettle chips are on sale at safeway.

>> No.13529078

>>13529071
Yes sans explanation, good job

>> No.13529083

>>13529074
6 for $8

>> No.13529088

Canadians are scum of the Earth. Easily the most useless nation I can think of. At least 3rd world nations have slutty women and cheap/delicious food.

Canada's national dish is french fries, gravy, cheese. These dog-fucking faux nice faggots need a nuke or two to teach them some manners.

>> No.13529089

>>13529065
>doesn't have all dressed

pass

>> No.13529092

>>13529083
Basically exact same deal on progresso soups you have to buy 6

>> No.13529104

>>13529088
lol... who hurt you?

>> No.13529110

>>13529104
Not Canadians, that's for certain. They've never hurt anyone.

>> No.13529122
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>>13529104
>who hurt you

>> No.13529129

>>13529110
>>13529122
lol you have to forgive and let go, it's the only way to heal.

>> No.13529133

>>13529049
>Poutine
>fries and meat flavoured sauce
>better than chilli fries, fries and actual meat
Pants on fucking head.

>> No.13529135

>>13529059
DUDE

>> No.13529140
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>>13529129
>lol

>> No.13529199

>>13529092
Italian style wedding and new england clam chowder are good i can't think or any others rn

>> No.13529202

>>13529140
el creatura americana actually consume more S.O.Y than Canadians :)

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>>13529049
From the front page I thought the thumbnail was pic related

>> No.13529208

>>13529202
It's pronounced soi

>> No.13529243

>>13529049
We love poutine in Minnesota.

>> No.13529248

>soggy fries
yikes

>> No.13529252

>>13529248
its what makes it so good. seethe more.

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13529264

>its what makes it so good. seethe more.

>> No.13529267

>>13529264
lol who hurt you?

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13529276

>lol who hurt you?

>> No.13529277

>>13529199
Maybe their loaded potato tastes goo I don't know I've never tried it. Probably needs shredded cheese after you nuke it like my dad who is naked on the couch again

>> No.13529278

>>13529049
Been to canada. Poutine is okay. Its not really worth getting all huffy and puffy about OP...

>> No.13529279

>>13529059
Lmao

>> No.13529283

>>13529276
thanks for bumping my thread :)

>> No.13529306

>>13529277
Im more into potato chips designed for dipping and dips designed for chips that I could microwave together with my dad.

>> No.13529318

>>13529306
I mean together with my dad you only microwave the dip.

>> No.13529333

>>13529318
NNottheCchip

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13529349

>thanks for bumping my thread :)

>> No.13529354

>>13529049
>They are salty they didn't think of this dish first
Literally who is salty? Do you think we are upset we didn't invent pizza??? Why are you obsessing over Americans?

>> No.13529362

>>13529349
maybe you're jealous we got legal weed?

>>13529354
>Why are you obsessing over Americans?
because you're the laughing stock of the world.
you're literal slaves down there.

>> No.13529365

>>13529089
We've had All Dressed for years now.

>> No.13529380

>>13529333
Athogh I don't see why you couldn't microwave the potato chips if microwave nachos are easy AF. I guess the dip is good hot as a volcano. No complaints just saying

>> No.13529381

>>13529362
The laughing stock keeps you from living in a Muslim state, kid.

>> No.13529383

>>13529362
Slaves to who? The world economy runs on America and our military dwarfs yours. You'll never be considered when international level decisions need to be made. The reality is that the world is a slave to America. If we fall then so does everyone else

>> No.13529415

>>13529380
There's a lot you can accomplish in america in terms of chips and mircowaves and naked men I'm telling you now.

>> No.13529426
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>maybe you're jealous we got legal weed?

>> No.13529477

>>13529383
The fact you have to ask is proof oh how dumb and brainwashed american cattle are.

>> No.13529762

>>13529477
You think your lifestyle is provided by magic?

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13529772

Ctrl + F
"Disco fries"
> not found

Um...what?

>> No.13529781

>>13529762
It's provided by God. As long as that 1% of real christians live, you the trash live as well, you the parasites. But when the sealing is over, you and your slave masters will be dust forever. I wouldn't expect a zombie to understand what i'm talking about. i'm done here.

>> No.13529782

Americans only like gravy when it looks like jism

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>>13529782
if this looks like what is coming out of your dick then you need to see a specialist

>> No.13529839

>>13529782
Nigga what. Brown gravy is very common here

>> No.13529852

>>13529477
So you don't have an answer? You'll just hide behind the guise of being too smug to give an answer. Basically you're admitting that I'm right, so thank you

>> No.13529860

>>13529839
he probably doesn't know country gravy pretty much only goes on chicken fried steak.

>> No.13529876

>>13529860
Shhh, don't ruin it for him. He doesn't get much time on the village pc to shitpost. Let him feel superior. It'll let him know how it feels to be American

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>>13529049
it must be hard, being this fuckin retarded

>> No.13530428

>>13529383
by America do you mean the population of your republic or a handle of wealthy elite that might as well not have a nationality

>> No.13530433

>>13530428
The whole thing. The UNITED States of America.

>> No.13530464

>>13529049
Poutine is just OK. I prefer getting regular fries with gravy on the side so they don’t get all soggy and I can dictate the gravy/fry ratio
>>13529202
>>13529208
You can type soy on this board

>> No.13530489

Poutine is a trash meal.
Fuck la banquise.

>> No.13530496

>>13529088
You're actually right.

>> No.13530528

>>13529049
r8b88/8

>> No.13530624

>Canada pride
Apologize. There's nothing to be proud about.

>> No.13530644

Oh say does america really

>> No.13530655

>>13529049
Most North American 'cuisine' apart from Mexican is shit but poutine is probably the worst.

>> No.13530674

>>13530655
Get out

>> No.13530736

>>13529049
Poutine is absolute garbage. Cheesecurds? Come on

>> No.13530758

where should I go on my canadian poutine tour

>> No.13530769

>>13529049
>Claiming to have invented putting shit on chips
Fucking North Americans man

>> No.13530807

>>13529383
yeah but that same economy treats it's home country like a containment board, there's a reason canada is much nicer and it's that the rich know they'll need a place to run to when the race war happens

>> No.13531092

>>13529049
i wanna try this, but there is no way to get cheese curds here, what can I use instead?
normal shredded cheese, or this squeaky kinda rubbery grill-cheese? help

>> No.13531101

Cheese curds are nasty. They're squeaky on your teeth.

>> No.13531305

>>13531101
do they actually melt between the fries?
the only squeaky cheese I know is grill cheese, and this one doesn't melt.

>> No.13531355

>>13531305
If you have tiny piece of cheese curd and the sauce is extra hot and you just let it sit for a hile yes the cheese curds will melt but generally they're thick enough that the heat will only soften them cheese and not melt it completely.

>> No.13531356

>>13529049
If I see this cleaned up and posted as a blog somewhere, I'm going to know it's you, "anon." You don't want me to know it's you.

>> No.13531526

>>13531355
ok, thank you.

>> No.13531551

WTF are you talking about, Americans do not hate poutine. It was pretty obscure in the US until the last 5 or 10 years though

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13531565

>bag of waffle fries
>Jar of Heinze beef gravy
>bag of shredded sharp cheddar

picrelat

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>>13529059
sigh

>> No.13532359

>>13531551
Longer than that even. I've been getting poutine with my sliders before Detroit Tigers games as long as I can remember.

>> No.13532363

>>13531565
That's not fail. That's super fail.

>> No.13532370

>>13531574
That is something other than poutine.

>> No.13532377

KFC makes a pretty good poutine

i like getting curds from the farmers market, and gravy from KFC and then make some fries at home.

>> No.13532767

>>13529049
Bong here. Ive never tried Poutine but it looks lovely. How do I make it lads?

>> No.13532794

>>13532767
Get "chips"
Get whatever gravy you like
Get white cheese curds
Add them together

>> No.13532799

>>13532794
luv chips
luv onion gravy
wtf are cheese curds?

>> No.13532802

>>13532799
its a byproduct of making cheese. like very young cheddar i think.

surely you can find some they arent exotic.

>> No.13532806

>>13532767
The first step is not talking like a little Japanese school girl.

>> No.13532808

>>13529049
Poutine is poverty time. Sogging out fries on purpose? That requires some cold weather and limited income, to even think it'd be good.
Gravy without the meat necessary to make it? Just say no.

>> No.13532818

>>13532802
sounds a bit french to me lad. dont think foreign muck in t tesco

>>13532806
wut

>> No.13532858

>>13532359
how long can you remember?

>> No.13533314

The only time i ever ate poutine i was in in Montreal and a couple of minutes in the fries got soggy and gross. Isnt the entire point of fries to be crispy on the outside and fluffy on the inside? Can any Canadians tell me why they dont just put the gravy on the side to dip?

>> No.13533347

>>13533314
the fries get juicy and delicious
it's just a different experience
dipping fries in gravy is good too, but the thing is, the gravy-softened fries go well with the cheese curds

>> No.13533348

>>13532808
>>13533314
You're not gonna get regular crispy fries from a poutine. Poutine is meant to be chaos on a plate. That sauce is gonna drown those fries and turned those into practically mashed potatoes, and that's part of the appeal.

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>>13533347
exactly, and the best poutines I've had the fries weren't fried to a crisp either they were like these weird lumpy brown potato pieces that look nothing like the typical yellow and perfectly thin and straight fries.

Pick related, this is from La Banquise but they serve the same kind of fries at any Belle Province restaurant

>> No.13533377

>>13533348
>>13533366
Very based and correct posts. It's just a different experience than, say, the typical McDonald's fries. Those are great too, but when you've had a long day, and it's bitter cold outside, and you're shitfaced, nothing compares to a good poutine. Nothing.

>> No.13533475

>>13529049
Americans don't eat cheese curds and they cannot be convinced to you bug-eating Canadian dogfucker, may as well be a Briton asking "why don't Americans eat toast sandwiches, they love bread don't they? just add another piece of bread between two pieces of bread!"

>> No.13533498

>>13529049
i would say yes. just returned from montreal as an amerifat and ate poutine 3x in 1 week. tastes good mayne.

>> No.13533715

>>13530489
La banquise is the worst poutine out there, Jean-Guy's diner in the middle of bum-fuck nowhere will taste better and you won't have to deal with fucking montrealers

>> No.13534760

1. it's not even rare in the states
2. swap the curds for mozzarella and you have disco fries which is the older American version from the Jersey docks

>> No.13534772

>>13529362
>maybe you're jealous we got legal weed?
The US has legal weed.
>Laughing stocks
That would be Canada.

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13534775

>>13534772

>> No.13534808

>>13534772
not him, but no, america is the laughing stock of the world, mostly because of your buffoon "president"

>> No.13534817

>>13529088
t. seething mutilated amerigoy renting an apartment as a grown man

>> No.13534824

Cheese curds are almost non-existint her. Belive me, we slap gravy on enough to make up for canidian garbage.

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>>13534808
>Nah. It's always Canada, because of their current PM, and the average Canadian person.
As far as America goes people just hate whoever is on top, and that usually means the US.

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13534827

>>13534775
youre missing alot of trudeaus
>>13534808
we hardly think about you unless it pertains to trying to sneak in.

>> No.13534830

>>13534817
t. seething islamanadian renting an apartment from the queen of england as a friend man.
Theres only a total of 20 million defective Canadians, and they can't even pay for their own food.

>> No.13534836

Theres a lot of Canadians where I work. I'll try to get them all deported on Monday. If not, then at least fired.

>> No.13534955

>>13534808
> Caring what other countries think about the US
Didn’t vote for him to make you happy

>> No.13535524

>>13534760
>swap the curds for mozzarella and you have a big pile of shit

>> No.13535622

>>13529059
>Leafs will never know the carnal pleasure of being so fiendishly drunk, they eat carne asada fries with their hands
>Then forget they ate with their hands and finger their gf with the grease

>> No.13535672

>Spend a week in Toronto
>Varied international cuisine (Chinese, Jamaican, Jap, Mediterranean etc.)
>Great local food selection with fresh fruit and vegetables
>Very wide selection of beers and other alcohol
>Good, cheap corner diners with mom & pop atmosphere on every block
>Big Turks

God I wish I were Canadian.

>> No.13535688

>>13529049
There is a food truck that frequents a local microwbrewery down here in houston that sells poutine. There's always a line.

>> No.13535719

>>13535672
>Toronto
Gross. You literally went to the worst major city and somehow liked it? Where the fuck did you come from?
I mean, the only thing stopping me from trying to become American is our gloriously cheap chinkshit surplus guns and ammo, and maybe the healthcare. Also, the Persian food is pretty okay.