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What are some food combinations that make you shit instantly?
For me it's coffee and spinach soup.

>> No.13526036

coffee and apple

>> No.13526044
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milk

>> No.13526071

I used to get the loveliest shits from coffee but recently not anymore
maybe because I got a different brand of instant coffee or my body built up a tolerance

chickpeas/corn/lentils/spinach give me nice shits, but no insta-shits

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>>13526071
i get shits from hot coffee but not cold

also i get shits from most cow milk based drinks except for pic related

>> No.13526109

>>13526032
What the hell is spinach soup and why would you pair it with coffee

>> No.13526115

>>13526032
coffee, acidophilus milk

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>>13526032
>coffee and spinach soup
I have to wonder how much acid you took to think that was a good combination?
> food combinations that make you shit instantly?
KFC. I eat it maybe two or three times a year because I fucking love it, but I think one of the Colonel's secret herbs is actually Magnesium Citrate. I'm shitting my guts out in less than 30 minutes.

>> No.13526129

>>13526109
https://www.thespruceeats.com/low-fat-spinach-soup-2246282
>drink coffee at 10
>eat spinach soup at 12
>wait 10 minutes
>?????
>profit

>> No.13526187

>>13526032
Nothing, sadly. I'm constipated.

>> No.13526201

>>13526187
> sadly
Yeah you're not wasting half an hour every day in the bathroom pooping and washing your ass, poor you

>> No.13526365

>>13526201
I can be in and out in 5minutes. You have issues my dude

>> No.13526442 [DELETED] 

>>13526044
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>> No.13526455 [DELETED] 

>>13526442
>NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
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hey now you can't say that on 4channel

>> No.13526463

Fresh green beans. Pants shitters they are.

>> No.13526527 [DELETED] 

>>13526044
>being a nigger

>> No.13526565

Not instantly, but there's nothing like a morning bowl of steel-cut oats followed by a cup of strong coffee. It's like a pipe cleaner for my belly tubes.

>> No.13526614

>>13526032
Coffee and anything with milk

>> No.13526626 [DELETED] 

>>13526614
>black ancestors
Unlucky.

>> No.13526664

>>13526201
Me too.
I went to a BBQ last night and ate an ungodly amount of meat, I feel like I've got a brick in my stomach.
Been to the toilet a few times and strained but nothing. Nearly got the turtles head once but it wouldn't shift.
I need help.

>> No.13526949

>>13526365
Sometimes a little piece of poop gets stuck and I have to wait a lot of time sitting on the toilet. I can be up to like 50 minutes. Some days I shit more than in the same day.
Not my fault the human body is garbage

>> No.13526966

>>13526949
eat a fucking vegetable, you weak faggot.

>> No.13526984

>>13526966
what a useless advice

>> No.13526991

>>13526032
If you want to poop right now, drink one liter milk in one go

>> No.13527000

>>13526949
Digital extraction is your only option. You are going to get hemorrhoids if you sit on a toilet 50 minutes every time you shit.

>> No.13527130

>>13527000
>Digital extraction

>> No.13527150

>>13526991
doesn't work if you're not lactose intolerant

>> No.13527155

Have had a lamb allergy for a while now.
Red meat is getting harder to digest as I get older too.
I'll still bite the bullet and go to a nice steakhouse every few months though.

>> No.13527190

>>13526032
Anything from taco bell

>> No.13527291

>>13526984
imagine being this clueless