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Nasty food thread?

>> No.13524448
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>>13524438

>> No.13524451

Somebody post the pie

>> No.13524453

>>13524438
Just looks like a salad that's layered instead of a mess

>> No.13524486

>>13524453
iirc, it was a "vegetarian lasagna" that someone took to a sad work potluck.

>> No.13524492

Is that lettuce, cheese, tomato, gabagool?
Sounds fine, I’d try it.

>> No.13524498

>>13524486
That’s not what “vegetarian” means. Only a child thinks vegetarian means “only raw vegetables”.

>> No.13524499

>>13524438
man this seems like a good idea, less messy and everyone can get a right portion size and if people dont eat it you can take it home and put it in a burgie

>> No.13524501

Literally anything from the UK. Also any Slavic food

>> No.13524513
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>>13524438
You knew it was coming.

>> No.13524518

>>13524513
I wonder if it would be better with a sliced pickle instead of cucumber.

>> No.13524521

>>13524513
Is this a joke?
How could anyone dislike cucumber sandwiches?

>> No.13524526

>>13524518
A pickle’s too overbearing.
The cuke’s Best marinated for a couple of hours before assembling the sandwiches.

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Someone brought "asian coleslaw" to work last month. They made shitty coleslaw and crushed dry ramen noodles into it.

>> No.13524542

>>13524521
Because cucumbers are the fucking worst. They just taste like dirty water

>> No.13524553

>>13524540
My mom does a good version of this called “Chinese chicken salad” shredded cabbage, carrots, and green onion with cold white chicken in a soy rice vinegar and sesame dressing with crushed ramen noodles. We like to talk with Asian accents when we eat it. Good times.

>> No.13524557

>>13524526
what if it is sliced really thin

>> No.13524563

>>13524557
Texture might be off.

>> No.13524594

>>13524438
was it really nasty, OP? looks like it is no worse than a wedge salad, provided that pepper was available.

>> No.13524598

>>13524453
>>13524594
Maybe this will clear things up. I'm an American.

>> No.13524723

>>13524448
>egg salad
>nasty food
Man imagine thinking this

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>>13524438

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>> No.13525388

>>13524553
Sounds delicious and wholesome, thank you for sharing, anon

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>> No.13525604

>>13525588
Begone heathen.

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>>13524451

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>>13524438

>> No.13526316

>>13525588
God this looks tasty

>> No.13526340

>>13526270
God that was a good thread.

>> No.13526403

>>13526340
What do I search for in the archive?

>> No.13526430

>>13526403
>>/ck/thread/13420025

>> No.13526433

>>13526430
Thank you.

>> No.13526475

>>13524723
egg salad is fucking disgusting dude

>> No.13526543

>>13526475
Found the Burger

>> No.13526550

>>13524542
t.High Skin Melanin

>> No.13526567

>>13526543
Americans love egg salad, retard
Not only am I not American, you have no clue what you're talking about either

>> No.13526569

>>13525588
the bun serves no purpose but to ruin the texture and add more carbs

>> No.13526633
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>>13524438
delicioso

>> No.13526696

>>13526475
It's really just a deviled egg except the whites are chopped together with the yolks. You don't like deviled eggs either? If so, you're probably the only one on earth, fag.

>> No.13526708

>>13524438
this looks fine tho, I would cut my slab out and make a sandwich.

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>> No.13526722

>>13526475
>egg salad
Why do Americans call everything a salad?

>> No.13526727

>>13525382
>>13526633
these are the only actual disgusting foods so far, the rest of you are just tastelets.

>> No.13526748

>>13526722
Shutup, you salad.

>> No.13526769

>>13526716
>impicklerickmorty

>> No.13526822

>>13526722
Because there are a lot of different salads

>> No.13526836

>>13526722
nice dubs my salad dude

>> No.13526840

>>13526696
Nah I just don't like the mayo
Devilled eggs are actually good and don't taste like a nasty ass egg salad sandwich

>> No.13526847

>>13524878
would eat/10

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>>13525382
fucking hilarious

>> No.13526870

>>13526722
It's what the definition of the word means:

1: any of various usually cold dishes: such as
a: raw greens (such as lettuce) often combined with other vegetables and toppings and served especially with dressing
b: small pieces of food (such as pasta, meat, fruit, or vegetables) usually mixed with a dressing (such as mayonnaise) or set in gelatin

>> No.13526893

>>13526722
because that way they can tell themselves they are eating healthy because "it's a salad".

>> No.13526918

>>13526270
What about it?

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>> No.13526941

>>13526926
That is just a nice munchie box. I would definitely eat that.

>> No.13526948

>>13526716
At first I thought those were leeches. I wouldn't be surprised if that kind of sandwiches exist in china or whatever

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>>13526941
You cunts have no right to attempt to call anyone else fat.

>> No.13526963

>>13526926
>that amount of moisture in a fucking pizza box
I hope that they at least have some kind of protective layer under, since that's gonna ruin the box fast and you'll end up with all of your food in the ground.

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>>13526969
>Scottish twist

>> No.13527029

>>13524448
>egg mayonnaise
>nasty

Only other acceptable food at the beach to this is fish and chips.

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>> No.13527070

>>13524448
Found the child

>> No.13527075

>>13526550
He's right though. Who the fuck wants to eat a green water tube? Fucking degenerates, you disgust me.

>> No.13527089

>>13524553
Based racist family.

>> No.13527111

>>13527054
They will go to jail if they put meat anywhere on the box in Europe

>> No.13527118

>>13526840
Mayo is great.
Once you realize it's just eggs, oil, and lemon you appreciate it more

>> No.13527166

>>13525588
Now I think about it, this is pretty much the japanese equivalent of a toast sandwich

>> No.13527177

>>13527054
look it's cat food

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>>13525390
go back

>> No.13527267

>>13527118
that´s self made mayo.
do really believe some suoermarkt-shelf crap has ever even seen a single lemon from a distance?

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>> No.13527278

>>13526969
is that the guy from the car show?

>> No.13527341

>>13527278
Yes. Richard Hammond.

>> No.13527367

>>13524438
If they had layered in a shitload of bacon then it could be alright. Though I think the point was to be vegetarian

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>>13527054
Hi! I'm nutmeat, tank you berry munch

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>> No.13527400

>>13526716
love me some leech sammich

>> No.13527410

>>13524438
if that was meat free it'd be delicious

>> No.13527416

>>13527410
How? The ratio of lettuce to tomato is way off.

>> No.13527417

>>13527393
im gonna have to try a thin crusty banana bread loaf sometime looks pretty good

>> No.13527419

>>13527416
*shrugs*

>> No.13527432

>>13526870
german potato salad is warm though :^)

>> No.13527433

>>13526270
1) Fuck you!
2) My pie wasn't that bad;
3) Fuck you!
4) The amounts of bullying I was subjected to was uncalled for;
5) Fuck you!
6) Anyway, the bullying did help me get better a bit, but nevertheless
7) Fuck you!

>> No.13527443

>>13527419
Back the fuck off???

>> No.13527449

>>13527433
God, this is so FREAKING BASED!!!

>> No.13527475

>>13525390
based. pizza for children

>> No.13527633

>>13524553
based

>> No.13527648

>>13527443
AIM AIM AIM!!!!

>> No.13527754

>>13525588
Bought a few at Japanese market in Tokyo this summer. Carb it up. not bad, but egg salad still best conv store food.

>> No.13527891

>>13527648
A man of culture and class I see.

>> No.13528060

>>13524553
>We like to talk with Asian accents when we eat it
Can a parent and child both be autistic ?

>> No.13528369

>>13526696
deviled eggs suck ass. sure ill have one at a reception or whatever, but never in my life have I felt an urge like "man I sure would like a deviled egg right now". They are boring and the mystery paste is extremely awkward.

>> No.13528397

>>13526937
Scratch the pineapple, and I'm positively intrigued.

>> No.13528398

>>13527277
that's going to make way more filling than what you can put back into the eggs

>> No.13528454

>>13524521
It subtly indicates that you are a homosexual

>> No.13528465
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SO NASTY

>> No.13528476

>>13526430
That's not it
>>13526433
You were tricked

>> No.13528487

>>13526951
Better for you than a bread bun

>> No.13528488

>>13528476
well where is it

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>>13527433
>raisins

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>>13528465
you got a dirty mind

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>>13526270
There's also the second coming, where he chewed the apples up and spit them into the crust

>> No.13528515

>>13528495
that looks good, maybe a little dry, if you don't take int account the atrocious "lid"

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>>13526722
Nice try Europe

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>>13528494
cant be halped

>> No.13528574

>>13527433
Looks worse than something from Golden Corral.

>> No.13528685

>>13526270
i can tell from here those apples are nowhere near soft

>> No.13528698

>>13526270
did this fuckin dude use Red Delicious apples for a pie

>> No.13528708

>>13527377
Based and dubspilled

>> No.13528723

>>13528060
>he doesn't go full jive turkey with his dad everytime you pass a darkie in traffic

>> No.13528815

>>13528698
those are potatoes.

>> No.13528898

>>13526716
I don't expect non slavs to understand

>> No.13528909

>>13524448
Fuck you, Egg salads the shit

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>> No.13529017

>>13526270
I don't get it. What's wrong?

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>>13529017
Too rustic.

>> No.13529021

>>13529017
to me it looks like the pastry has way too much salt... like homemade playdoh

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>> No.13529039

>>13529032
>/ck/ showing off for /co/

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>>13529032

>> No.13529099

>>13524438
OH NO NOT LETTUCE AND TOMATO

>> No.13531209

>>13528685
yeah because they are potatoes

>> No.13531462
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>>13524438

>> No.13531509

>>13531462
'scuse you!

>> No.13531525

>>13528369
>mystery paste
it's not a fucking mystery if you know how to make a deviled egg retard

>> No.13531596

>>13529020
those are delicious, but only if you're locked up. they just aren't the same at home

>> No.13531634

>>13526270
stop making this into a meme. I thought that pie looked good. Fuck you, you piece of shit.

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>>13524448
Why do retarded Americans call Egg mayonnaise a "Egg salad"???

>> No.13532057

>>13524498
It is vegetarian tho you fucking retard

>> No.13532062

>>13524878
I’ve done this with instant ramen once when I was really stoned as a teenager. It was the spicy beef ramen in those fancy packages.
10/10 would make stoned again

>> No.13532067

>>13526633
What in the unholy fucking hell is that?

>> No.13532070

>>13531904
> egg mayonnaise

1.) Mayonnaise IS egg and oil. Redundant name.

2.) A "salad" in american history has mostly been an assortment of stuff combined together, usually served cold. Pasta salad, potato salad, etc.

3.) Your culture has inferior logic and english comprehension.

Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

>> No.13532083

>>13524438
its like when spongebob tried making a salad when pearl took over the krusty krab

>> No.13532092

>>13526633
>RE7.jpeg

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>> No.13532162

>>13524553
Are you YSAC?

>> No.13532176

>>13532148
I'd eat that.

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>> No.13532484
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Bedouin wedding feast of stuffed camel.

Stuff many eggs into many fish. Stuff the fish into about 20 cooked chickens. Stuff the cooked chickens into a few roasted sheep. Stuff the roasted sheep carcass into a whole camel.

Cook for 24 hours.

Serves between 80 and 100 people.

>> No.13532499

>>13532484
How is this nasty?

>> No.13532503

>>13532484
>stuff many eggs into many fish
With or without the shell?
>stuff the fish into about 20 cooked chickens
Stuff raw fish into cooked chicken? Or chickens prepared for being cooked?
>stuff the cooked chickens into a few roasted sheep
Again, is this an already cooked sheep or a sheep prepared for roasting?
>stuff the roasted sheep carcass into a whole camel

So what I’m getting from this is basically a lot of bones and probably a lot of offal, and not the good kind of clean offal. What the fuck?

>> No.13532516

>>13532499
Are you serous?
You can't combine that many foods inside each other and expect it to come out good. I can feel my lunch rising up my throat as I look at it.

>> No.13532528

>>13532503
Here's a recipe from Saudi Arabia without the fish:

Stuffed Camel
1 whole camel, medium size
1 whole lamb, large size
20 whole chickens, medium size
60 eggs
12 kilos rice
2 kilos pine nuts
2 kilos almonds
1 kilo pistachio nuts
110 gallons water
5 pounds black pepper
Salt to taste

Skin, trim and clean camel (once you get over the hump), lamb and chicken. Boil until tender. Cook rice until fluffy. Fry nuts until brown and mix with rice. Hard boil eggs and peel. Stuff cooked chickens with hard boiled eggs and rice. Stuff the cooked lamb with stuffed chickens. Add more rice. Stuff the camel with the stuffed lamb and add rest of rice. Broil over large charcoal pit until brown. Spread any remaining rice on large tray and place camel on top of rice. Decorate with boiled eggs and nuts. Serves friendly crowd of80-100.

Shararazod Eboli Home Economist, Dammam, Saudi Arabia

>> No.13532586

>>13527277
boring

>> No.13532611

>>13532528
I'd eat that, sounds pretty good.

>> No.13532621

>>13526937
looks like she put toothpaste

>> No.13532627

>>13526951
man that pickle looks done af

>> No.13532630

>>13526716
how the hell is this disgusting? it's the perfect mix of salty and sour

>> No.13532632

>>13527277
what a waste of egg>>13527393

>> No.13532737

>>13526633
Witch's Cauldron

>> No.13532791

>>13526716
Prepared differently, this is 1/3 of an ideal sandwich.

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>>13528465
you too?

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N

>> No.13532941

>>13527433
Dubs of respect. Godspeed anon

>> No.13532949

>>13526569
It serves its purpose to make the noodles portable and less messy to eat. It’s the same reason why eating sloppy joes in a hotdog bun is god tier over hamburger buns.

>> No.13532968

>>13528369
>mystery paste
It’s egg yolk, mayo, brown mustard and a tiny bit of horseradish. You can sprinkle peprica on it as well if you aren’t a savage.

>> No.13532981

>>13532484
>>13532503
>>13532516
>>13532528
The ancient romans had a really similar recepie in both sweet and salty varieties called a trojan pig. Some romanboo arab at some point prolly read it and adapted it to what they had in their locale

>> No.13533012

>>13524553
Lmao, reminds me of when I went over to a friend’s house and her mom ordered Chinese and her stepdad did a bad Asian accent for a solid 10 minutes while everyone nervously chuckled

>> No.13533028

>>13526951
Pickles have almost no calories

>> No.13533032

>>13532092
Shit, was going to post that

>> No.13533044

>>13528723
Based and product of its time pilled

>> No.13533053

>>13526722
Why do britbongs call everything a pudding

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>>13528723
>he doesn't go full jive turkey with his dad everytime you pass a darkie in traffic
holy fucking kek

>> No.13533460

>>13528465
i never fail to laugh at that

>> No.13533483

>>13531596
>few will ever know

>> No.13533541

>>13532057
you can clearly see lunch meat

>> No.13533563

>>13524513
Fuck errbody, they taste good and refreshing.

>> No.13533726

>>13526969
I'd eat it

>> No.13533814

>>13527277
So Guacamole eggs?

>> No.13533838

>>13527054
>>13527177
nah mate, that's what you get served in prison if you shank someone.

>> No.13533912

>>13532148
I'm making that shit tomorrow

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>>13532528
>5 POUNDS of black pepper

>> No.13534289

>>13532528
That’s retarded, sounds like a lot of bones and a lot of slop, and eating it with 80-100 people sounds like an awesome way to spread disease from retards who pick their assholes.
>stuffing cooked food with other cooked food and then cooking it again
I don’t even need to say why this is just shit in every way imaginable

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>> No.13534317

>>13527111
Weird, because you'll never find a dictionary without some variation of
>1 b : the edible part of something as distinguished from its covering (such as a husk or shell)
or
>4 a : the core of something
But probably both, and both definitions apply in this usage.

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>> No.13535115

>>13526963
This

>> No.13535282

>>13532237
#GamerFuel

>> No.13535292

>>13524723
Egg yolks are delicious. Egg whites are disgusting garbage that smell like farts.

>> No.13535394

>>13526951
I would try it, but has to be infinite sodium content

>> No.13535467

>>13524513
Professor Pickle would be disappointed, in you, anon

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>>13534317
Food and nutrition is a serious matter, which for many what they eat can mean the matter of life or death. So specifically in the context of food there needs to be specific unambiguous guidelines and definitions. Whether it's right or wrong, the world has agreed that "meat" means the flesh of an animal when it comes to food labeling.

>> No.13535489

>>13524513
>fresh rye bread
>salmon
>cucumber
>bad

You are wrong.

>> No.13535503

>>13533951
probably not enough for that dish desu, look at the amount of food in the recipe.

>> No.13535507

>>13528465
I tried this once had to throw the whole batch away it was disgusting.

>> No.13535510

>>13524513
I don't know about you, darling, but to me these look absolutely DIVINE!

>> No.13535537

>>13531596
based convict

>> No.13535539

>>13526307
unless those things are snickerdoodle cookies would eat/10

>> No.13535571

>>13527111
>called mincemeat
>contains no meat

>> No.13535586

>>13535480
looks delish tbqh

>> No.13535600

>>13535571
>go to Britain
>they call ground beef "mince"
>what do they call mince pies then?
>they're still called "mince pies"
What a country.

>> No.13535749

>>13529020
it's good that people who do this are already in jail

also - Can you buy onions in jail?

>> No.13535797

>>13528988
This is Halal

>> No.13535844
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>>13528568

>> No.13535935

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIOE_yja7hU

>> No.13535998
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>>13526926
Why do UK fries always look like dog shit. How have you fuckers not figured out how to make a deeply colored crispy fried potato, they always look like the cheapest frozen food aisle fries you can find that you've then put in the oven for too short a time so they're still wet and barely hot

>> No.13536327

>>13528487
Are you sure? Can't believe the amounts of sodium in that are healthy

>> No.13536369

>>13532148
I knew a guy that would eat salami and banana sandwiches. I tried it once and it was surprisingly good. I think it's the sweet and salty mix.

>> No.13536370

>>13526926
Ayyy munchie box

fuck yeah
peak scottish quisine

>> No.13536397

>>13536311
because they are CHIPS not fries you fucking yank

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>>13526633
needs a monkey head

>> No.13536466

>>13535292
Stop overlooking your eggs.

>> No.13536475

>>13527393
That looks like a cow pie.

>> No.13536490

When I was a kid my mother would make me scrambled eggs with melted velveeta cheese and peanut butter mixed in.

>> No.13536495

>>13526926
Would eat when drunk/10

>> No.13536505

>>13536397
You can call your pallid yellow soggy chunks of tuber however you wish but that doesn't make them any better prepared you limey bastard, are you just scared of caramelized carbohydrates over there or something?

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>>13524438

>> No.13536579

>>13536563
why

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>>13536579

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>>13526926
imagine eating this after a night out with the boys.

>> No.13536616

>>13536601
what the fuck am i looking at

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>>13536616
did you not read what the lady said?

>> No.13536639

>>13536626
yeah but like what the hell is going on in the pic? pine cashew cheese with honey soaked bees? what does that even mean? why is served on a burnt crepe on a bedsheet?

>> No.13536648

>>13536639
I can already tell you are a poorfag if you haven't had honey soaked bees in black fermented garlic.

>> No.13536651

>>13527433
chill man

>> No.13536678

>>13536648
literally only hunchbacked favela dwelling paupers eat black fermented garlic
non poor people eat white fermented garlic

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>>13536678

>> No.13536705

>>13527433
the bullying you recieved was directly porpotional to how bad your pie was.

youre piew was very bad.

>> No.13536730

>>13536695
Why Agar is always involved in criminal shit like this?, it is just like 13% of the ingredients and yet it is in 50% of the dishes that should be banned from this planet.

>> No.13536815

>>13536730
Who the fuck would eat agar anyway, that shit is literally made for fungus and bacteria, are they literally trying to devolve the human race to be sub-animal?

Also,
>OMG can't believe you would eat animals, thats so cruel
>Still eats fungus' like yeast, still eats vegetables, still constantly killing and consuming countless living organisms

Why are vegans so hypocritical?

>> No.13536823

>>13536815
plants are killing innocent sunlights, they deserve it

>> No.13536863

>>13531634
>I think my own pie looks good, fuck you!
>This is definitely not me posting!

>> No.13536953

>>13535510
based

>> No.13537925

>>13536311
are those supposed to look like shit?

>> No.13537933

>>13536815
Yeah, I dunno. That's definitely a valid argument. You're definitely not braindead if you sincerely believe what you're saying.

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>>13526926
>be Australian
>see news article that some fish n chip shops in Australia were gunna trial Munchie Boxes.
>get fucking hype
>after a week they're all taken off the menu
>turns out Melbourne Hipsters thought it was "too unhealthy" and it didn't sell well
never been so fucking mad in my life, cunts.

>> No.13538265

>>13538259
What shitty news program do you monitor that it covers rubbish like that FFS

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>>13538265
>program
no-one watches TV anymore, gramps

>> No.13538276

>>13528495
That doesn't look so bad, I had a czech nanny when I was young who would make pie filling like that and it was great. Lattice work needs serious improvement though.

>> No.13538288

>>13527089
Kek

>> No.13538331

>>13536601
>lemons foraged from around LA

lemon stealing whores strike again

>> No.13538351

>>13529045
>>13529032
>all the booze
>shitloads of NyQuil

I wonder how long dude slept for

>> No.13538355

>>13538351
He probably still hasn't woke up and never will. All because of merged boards.

>> No.13538400

>>13524448
fuck me gimmi somma dat
>>13524486
Thought a proper vegetarian lasagna had cooked eggplant with some cheese (Some nitpick about cheese and I get it but if its local and non-industrial then whats the issue other than allergic?) , portebello shrooms and some of the good shit and not this.. not a very bad looking salad?
>>13525588
Make it a buttered or sweet bread to compliment the noodles and its good
>>13526270
looks like something my mom would make, id look like shit but taste fucking fantastic.

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>>13538276
That’s how we do it in Czech republic.

>> No.13538570

>>13538331
based lemon whore poster

>> No.13538599

>>13532484
suddenly the turducken doesn't seem nearly as retarded as it once did.

>> No.13538606

>>13536311
those were not soaked before frying

>> No.13538865

>>13526951
I'm gay, btw. Not sure if that matters.

>> No.13539080

>>13532911
Thought it looked alright at first, Tandoori chicken is tasty and looks like that, kinda. Then I read the text.
Ugh.

>> No.13539093

>>13524448
Absolute pleb

>> No.13539123

>>13524448
What kind of bread is that?

>> No.13539179

>>13531904
It’s egg plus a dressing, retard.

>> No.13539313

>>13538546
Same in Serbia/Hungary

>> No.13539358

>>13531462
They still make this?

>> No.13539701

>>13535480
This looks pretty good, honestly. You're just limited to one per lifetime.

>> No.13539707

>>13539179
So if I put ketchup on chips that becomes a salad?

>> No.13540070

>>13528454
if cucumber sandwiches and petits fours make me a fag, well-
I guess I'm a fag.

>> No.13540133

>>13526633
CURSED

>> No.13540287

>>13535998
I'd like to see exactly how someone eats that.

>> No.13540294

>>13532528
>1 whole camel

Couldn't read the rest I lost my shit and every time I try again i just see the recipe calling for a whole camel

>> No.13540317

>>13538331
Dude I see you.
GOAT video.

>> No.13540327

>>13532484
That looks delicious

>> No.13540349

>>13528487
No.

>> No.13540432

i just braised chicken thighs in a soy sauce slop

worst thing i've cooked in a long time. fucking nasty, and i fucked it up by starting in the oven, then deciding to switch to pan, so my browning got fucked and just ended up burning the sauce on it. i had no brown sugar so used regular, no rice wine vinegar so used white wine vinegar, mixed in some chicken stock...towards the end i tried it and it was horrible so i threw in some worscestor sauce and that made it even worse. eventually the soy sauce gloop seperated from what i think was chicken fat.

what a nightmare

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>>13524501
>t. never had slavic food
Pic related, proof you have zero taste.

>> No.13540872

>>13540744
The only thing more disgusting than the food on that plate is the wallpaper

>> No.13540885

>>13539707
Sure, it could be, if that is the intended way to serve it. Although you are a disgusting fucking human if you think that is a good idea. How about you dip the fries so you can cover them as needed instead of being a fucking slob who likes soggy fries?

>> No.13540888

>>13524553
Every time I went out with my mom to chinese restaurants growing up, she would do these fake chinese accents while talking to the employees. I don't think she ever realized she was doing it. It wasn't malicious. She's just dumb.

>> No.13540902

>>13540872
Bullshit, you have nutted on dresses in moms closet that have way worse patterns than that wallpaper!

As I said, zero taste.

>> No.13540945

>>13527277
bland

>> No.13541419

>>13536616
A pancake haunted by the spirit of Jerry Garcia

>> No.13541439

>>13527433
you reek of reddit

>> No.13541819

>>13531904
You know how salad is a bunch of tasty shit mixed up with leaves and dressing? it's like that except it's a bunch of shit mixed up with boiled eggs and mayo+mustard.

>> No.13541932
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I just need to know what the fuck is inside of this egg that came cracked in the carton. I'm too scared to crack it open but my imagination is running wild and it looks like a chicken tried to peck through before it died.

>> No.13542076

>>13535480
Jamal and Paweł will fuck you up for talking shit about the D.

>> No.13542158

>>13540070
>he admits it

>> No.13542262

>>13540888
checked trips of unintentional racism

>> No.13542286

>>13531509
i audibly chuckled

>> No.13542288

>>13526633
UMA

>> No.13542369

>>13536563
What the...
>British flag on ground beef label
Ah, of course.

>> No.13542388

>>13524553
Based

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>>13528465

>> No.13542514

>>13541932
crack it open you fag

>> No.13542561

>>13531509
YA OLD BAG

>> No.13542625

>>13536311
that's how they serve them in takeaways and that's the only place chips from the UK get posted on here. restaurants serve multiple styles.

>> No.13542631

>>13531462
I mean, grape jelly and pb is overrated but I'm sure this was convenient for a lot of parents

>> No.13542701

Nasty Food, eh? Hold my beer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Emh7heUQd0Q

Comes complete with all the horrible chewing/slurping noises for that extra, extra bit of REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

>> No.13542779

>>13541932
it could be delicious
this opportunity may never come again
seize the moment

>> No.13542849

>>13532237
Boogie would probably eat it.

>> No.13542854

>>13535480
This actually doesn't look bad for "cheap" "on the go" food.

>> No.13542863

>>13538546
That actually looks pretty damn good.

>> No.13542969

>>13524448
Best version of egg on sandwich is as follows:
>toasted bread of choice
>mayonnaise
>fried egg
>lettuce
>tomato
>cheese

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>> No.13543059

>>13536369
Banana slices and remoulade make for a surprising addition to most pizza toppings.

>> No.13543071

>>13524540
Its called a sumi salad, its actually very good if made well. If you found it disgusting though it was probably made incorrectly, or you didn't give it a chance.

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>>13536601
Looks like a fucking video game

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>>13536601
>honey soaked bees

>> No.13543262

>>13536678
>hunchbacked favela dwelling paupers
i lol'd

>> No.13543290

>>13527393
Everyday we stray farther from God.

>> No.13543312 [DELETED] 

>>13526969

>Defacing Italian cuisine in such a manner

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>>13526969

>Defacing Italian cuisine in such a manner

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>>13526926
>my heart when I look at it
might be worth it though

>> No.13543339

>>13526951
This would be so fucking shitty.

>> No.13543354
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Pic was Christmas dinner at my friend's house. Absolute disaster. Literally everything was overcooked.

>> No.13543358

>>13532949
I can't believe I've never thought of this. Thanks for the great idea.

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>>13532528
>(once you get over the hump)

>> No.13543397

>>13536369
Fuck it. Ill try it tomorrow.

>> No.13543400

>>13543354
Looks fucked up man

>> No.13543407

>>13536601
Oh god I follow them too, I cant get enough of their alien cuisine.

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>>13543043

>> No.13544104

>>13532057
There is meat in there, you thicc fat

>> No.13544132

>>13543354
Haha I too saw that Reddit meme.

>> No.13544177

>>13536695
It's bad enough suburban white people are driving up the price of avocados, they don't even fucking know how to get them when they're ripe.

>> No.13545004

>>13532484
I had this once when I was deployed in the Middle East when a sheik offered our unit a feast. Camel meat is very gamey and it wasn't good at all. I ended up just eating the rice.

>> No.13545339

>>13542701
lmao

>> No.13545514

>>13526633
UMA FECALíA

>> No.13545544

>>13529020
No wonder these fucking retards are in jail. How does that fucking improve any fucking thing he puts inside?

>> No.13545812

>>13538400
I guess the issue with the cheese would be if it contains rennet which is in no way a vegetarian product.

>> No.13546311

Someone post that quadruple microwaved, food coloured ramen screencap or whatever abomination it was.

>> No.13546661

>>13536601
This nigga eatin bees!

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