/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.13522861]

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJz2Tgt3jvs&feature=emb_title
Food "culture"
Yeah boi, I surely enjoy scrapping the egg from the dirt

[Anonymous No.13522874]

Back to /pol/, faggot.

[Anonymous No.13523022]

>>13522874
Back to your shithole

[Anonymous No.13523046]

>>13522861
you dont understand, the sand adds vital minerals, like those mud cookies

[Anonymous No.13523050]

>>13522861
Don't want to click. Can I get a synopsis pls.

[Anonymous No.13523059]

>>13523050
OP is a based and red pilled faggot who got upset by a bunch of jungle people living in literal dirt huts not having access to a modern kitchen

[Anonymous No.13523063]

>>13522861
the fucks that an ostrich egg?

[Anonymous No.13523064]

>>13523050
spearchuckers cook an egg in hot sand

[Anonymous No.13523067]

>>13523059
But anon, they could literally cook the egg in its own shell...
That's like having a perfectly working car but instead of driving with it you use it as a cart and pull it with your own legs

[Anonymous No.13523069]

>>13523063
I don't know which part of that is surprising to you, but yes.

[Anonymous No.13523070]

>>13523059
Ugh. Can I get a real synopsis for the video.

[Anonymous No.13523073]

>>13522861
the comments on the vid are redpilled AF
faith in humanity restored

[Anonymous No.13523074]

>>13523064
Thanks.

[Anonymous No.13523081]

>>13523067
certain people can't succeed despite being given all the tools to use them

[Anonymous No.13523082]

>>13523050
A foreign explorer enjoying the exceptional national cuisine of a foreign folk

[Anonymous No.13523083]

>>13523067
>>13523059

yea why dont they just bury the egg in hot sand and come back a day later to an hard boiled egg?

or bake it with fire in a pit oven or whatever....you dont need a pot for that

[Anonymous No.13523086]

>>13523067
>But anon, they could literally cook the egg in its own shell...
how

[Anonymous No.13523087]

>>13523070
it's a bunch of savages cooking an egg in the sand, what else do you need to know

[Anonymous No.13523100]

>>13523083
>yea why dont they just bury the egg in hot sand and come back a day later to an hard boiled egg?
Because they were hungry there and then, not making plans for brunch the day after tomorrow.
>or bake it with fire in a pit oven or whatever....you dont need a pot for that
or whatever

[Anonymous No.13523108]

>>13523081
I don't understand that picture you posted

[Anonymous No.13523113]

>>13523100
>not making plans
you mean they have no concept of time and "the future"?

isnt that one of the tests for animal sentience, like for elephants and chimps--to be aware of passing time

[Anonymous No.13523122]

>>13523108
he is using his hand to shield his eyes when he has sunglasses and a cap, both items are made to do that job

[Anonymous No.13523125]

>>13523122
But putting glasses on or turning the cap by 180° would ruin his swag look

[Anonymous No.13523128]

>>13523113
did you miss the part where they were hungry and had immediate access to food

[Anonymous No.13523150]

>>13523122
oh I might have missed one or two of those things

if there was a bunch more arrows and circles explaining the very obvious joke it might help, like if there was an arrow pointing up towards the sun might be and a very brief explanation that the sun produces light via nuclear fusion and radiates throughout the solar system including here on earth though there are health risks associated to directly staring at the sun or indeed being directly exposed to long periods of time - it would really clarify that funny picture

[Anonymous No.13523152]

>>13523128
thats not an excuse for not having a concept for the future

I *know* I will be hungry tomorrow so I do this *now*

[Anonymous No.13523162]

>>13523128
Not spraying your egg over sand would actually make you get more of the egg value in the end, filling your stomach more.
Right now they chip some part of the egg away when removing the dirt, and some sand stays in the omelett that you chew.

And you know what sand is? Quartz. And you know what quartz is? One of the hardest materials in the world. Guess what happens to your teeth when you chew it? You literally grind them away.

[Anonymous No.13523166]

>>13522861
blacks aren't the same species as the rest of us.

[Anonymous No.13523170]

>>13523108
>sun shining in eyes
>should i use these shades i'm wearing?
>should i use the hat i'm wearing?
>nah i'll just use my hand

[Anonymous No.13523173]

>>13523166
Well this video is literally from the "Animal Planet". Now we know why

[Anonymous No.13523180]

>>13523059
mother fucking hunter gatherers who predated the Egyptians and any known form of writing had figured out how to make basic clay cookware. meanwhile 3000 years later we've been to the moon but there are niggers who cant figure out how to form clay into a cooking vessel.

[Anonymous No.13523183]

>>13523150
nigga you asked to have it explained in the first place

[Anonymous No.13523187]

Here's another one from the most known african cooks
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LItNFP7icUw

[Anonymous No.13523197]

>>13523152
>not an excuse for not having a concept for the future
I never said anything like that, that's something that you made up and got upset at and are trying to drag me into your made up argument about black people not having awareness of the passage of time because they cooked an egg when they were hungry

get a grip

[Anonymous No.13523203]

>>13523125
and now he replaced the 'swag look' with the 'dumbass look'

[Anonymous No.13523204]

>>13523170
mmm still not getting it, there should be more MS Paint circles and arrows to thoroughly explain the obvious joke

[Anonymous No.13523212]

Do they not have rock there? Or maybe cook it in a wildebeest skull or something.

[Anonymous No.13523224]

>>13523180
>Kalahari desert
>DUDE JUST MAKE CLAY COOKWARE LMAO

[Anonymous No.13523229]

>>13523197
but they wouldnt be hungry if they already had food prepared....?

if they have other food stored they wouldnt feel the need to cook the egg in such a wasteful manner

you would think after the 1st few times they would work out a system of doing things to ensure a steady supply of nicely prepped food.

Thats why people pickle veggies and smoke meat and not just eat them off the ground dirt and all "because they hungry"

[Anonymous No.13523235]

>>13523224
Nigga just find a fucking stone and pour your egg on it, what the fucking deal
Desert doesn't fucking mean that it's all sand dunes like those pictures

[Anonymous No.13523244]

>>13523229
They live in the Kalahari desert

[Anonymous No.13523273]

>>13523235
>what the fucking deal
the deal is that they live in a desert and you've got food critics in a vietnamese shadow puppet Bulletin Board System wagging their fingers at them like DUDE WHAT ARE YOU RETARDED JUST COOK THAT SHIT IN THE KITCHEN LMAO I EAT HARD BOILED EGGS ALL THE TIME WHERE'S YOUR KETCHUP DUDE

[Anonymous No.13523280]

>>13523224
Clay, and iron is abundant in the Kalahari desert.
They should at least have earthenware if not ironware to cook with.

[Anonymous No.13523283]

>>13523224
They have pots
They have wood to start fires
They have rocks

How are you reading this thread if your blind?

[Anonymous No.13523285]

>>13523244
ok but the Bedouin live the desert too and they use slabs of rock over a fire and they even make bread on it
>>13523235

[Anonymous No.13523293]

lol they don't have a pan but someone gave this fucker some new balances

[Anonymous No.13523297]

>>13523273
>they live in a desert
A semi arid desert loaded with resources.

[Anonymous No.13523304]

>>13523022
You've got your head up yours.

[Anonymous No.13523326]

>>13523297
>living in a place devoid of life and resources
>defending their intelligence

[Anonymous No.13523329]

>>13523283
>They have pots
Those pots are typically used for boiling shit water that they can't otherwise drink

They're not gonna stick up a whole iron pot with ostritch egg
>DUDE JUST PUT YOUR POT IN THE WASHING MACHINE LMAO

>>13523280
>DUDE JUST DIG THE IRON OUT WITH YOUR BARE HANDS INSTEAD OF LOOKING FOR FOOD LMAO

[Anonymous No.13523332]

how do you know they weren't just fucking with him

[Anonymous No.13523334]

>>13523285
Bedouin don't live in the Kalahari, you may as well be like "oh well how come they don't have igloos?"

[Anonymous No.13523335]

>>13523332
>Haha, we were just pretending to be retarded
sure, anon

[Anonymous No.13523339]

>>13523326
>living in a place devoid of life and resources
>devoid
It's quite full of resources. The ground is red from iron content. Make a goddam cast iron pan.
>defending their intelligence
But I wasn't. I'm disgusted with their low int stat. It's like they min int, and maxed out nothing.

[Anonymous No.13523340]

>>13522861
> Be starving
> Be given huge egg to egg and feed to children
> Egg cracked and given to you to cook and feed to your starving children
> Immediately dump egg into dirt

Come on already

[Anonymous No.13523343]

>>13523329
>stick up a whole iron pot with ostritch egg
>stick up a pot

>what is hardboiling an egg

jesus dude did your brain stop working too

[Anonymous No.13523348]

>>13523329
I know this is bait, but you can have 1 dedicated cooking pot/pan OR you can cook off and sterilize the thing in fire.
>b-but what about hard burnt bits???
Scrape it off with a rock/wood/bone

I’m guessing you’ve never been camping?

[Anonymous No.13523349]

>>13523332

[Anonymous No.13523350]

>>13523329
>DUDE JUST DIG THE IRON OUT WITH YOUR BARE HANDS INSTEAD OF LOOKING FOR FOOD LMAO
Literally everyone else in the world has done this, and these nigs are surrounded by food.

[Anonymous No.13523357]

>>13523297
diamonds and iphone batteries are useless to people whose only concern is making sure that a hyena doesn't steal their food

[Anonymous No.13523358]

>>13523334
...bedouin live in the arabian desert which has EVEN LESS resources than the kalahari

[Anonymous No.13523365]

>>13523339
Oh sorry, I thought you were talking about the indians and defending the afriKANGS

[Anonymous No.13523372]

>>13523070
You sound like a 14 year old

[Anonymous No.13523378]

>>13523343
>WHAT'S WRONG AFRICA, DON'T YOU HAVE ALL THIS WATER TO BOIL OSTRICH EGGS IN LMAO

at this point you guys are just taking the piss

you can't seriously be this obtuse

>>13523348
>DUDE IT'S JUST LIKE CAMPING LMAO

I mean seriously

[Anonymous No.13523380]

>>13523357
>diamonds and iphone batteries
You went straight to diamonds, and iPhones, and skipped at least a thousand years worth of human development that they should have eventually stumbled upon on.

[Anonymous No.13523388]

Africans, and Arabs are like goblins.

[Anonymous No.13523387]

>>13523378
first you say they need these pots to boil water and now you say they dont have water...??

[Anonymous No.13523394]

>>13523358
They live all over, including some of the most fertile regions of those areas like Egypt and Israel/Palestine

They also have camels and wouldn't be bedouins without them.

[Anonymous No.13523418]

Okay yeah, all races have exactly the same intelligence

uh-huh sure

[Anonymous No.13523422]

>>13523387
They have very limited water, because they live in a desert in south Africa. I thought this much was already established and agreed upon, unless someone wants to be like DUDE JUST DIG FOR WATER DOWN THE PHREATIC ZONE LMAO

and so they can't be wasting whatever little water & firewood they have to hard boil an ostrich eggs for 2 hours.

[Anonymous No.13523430]

>>13523422
How the hell are you wasting water from hard-boiling an egg? You still can drink it afterwards

[Anonymous No.13523431]

>>13523380
Because they live in a desert, dummy. But it seems like an odd thing to be mad at them about.

Almost as if this thread wasn't really about food and was just /pol/ being mad that black people.... aren't cooking their ostrich eggs properly. i guess that's the new thing. le based and le red pilled

[Anonymous No.13523437]

>>13523422
It's not a true desert, and it's being debated if it should be called a desert.

[Anonymous No.13523446]

>>13523430
water evaporates, anon.

[Anonymous No.13523451]

>>13523431
They live in a desert.
They don't. The Kalahari has more average rainfall a year than what would qualify an area as a desert.

[Anonymous No.13523454]

>>13523431
One thing is not cooking eggs properly
Another thing is pouring it on the fucking ground and eating it together with sand that is extremely healthy for your teeth

[Anonymous No.13523465]

>>13523454
well that's life, they don't have access to ubereats like you do

[Anonymous No.13523467]

I would have poked a hole in the top of the egg, poured in some salt, and cooked it in shell until it was done.
But black people...

[Anonymous No.13523476]

>>13523446
Yeah but if you don't boil it with the energy of ten thousand suns but keep it just at the boiling point, the amount of water evaporated will be minimal.
Not that I would expect nogs to know the laws of thermodynamics but still

[Anonymous No.13523498]

>>13523476
>minimal
how much is minimal

[Anonymous No.13523501]

>>13523446
What is a lid?

[Anonymous No.13523506]

>>13523501
oh yeah just let me grab a lid from ikea real quick

[Anonymous No.13523513]

>>13523378
>> DUDE IT'S JUST LIKE CAMPING LMAO
Somehow that makes my point wrong?

[Anonymous No.13523518]

>>13523467
>poured in some salt
what salt

[Anonymous No.13523519]

>>13523506
whats a slab of rock or even an animal hide.... yoj know... the animals they are hunting...?

[Anonymous No.13523522]

>>13523506
What are rocks?
What are clay?
What are wood?

[Anonymous No.13523540]

>>13523513
well it's not camping, that's what makes your point wrong.
Camping is when you load the up the car with food and supplies for the weekend and drive off to a camping area. There's a bunch of toilets and showers, zoomers are off doing instagram selfies and livestreams by the beach it''s fun it's great and the end of the weekend you get to go home back to your comfy bed.
Those people have to eat bugs and sand-eggs because that is their home and comfy bed.

[Anonymous No.13523542]

>>13523518
>Defending the goblins without knowing anything about the Kalahari.
The Kalahari has ground salt since it used to be a seabed. You must be the blackest dumbest gorilla nigger in this thread.

[Anonymous No.13523550]

>>13523498
When you just see the surface bubbling a little little bit

[Anonymous No.13523554]

>>13523519
>>13523522
just like a redwood forest in california amiright

[Anonymous No.13523555]

>>13522861
Authentic African cuisine thread?

[Anonymous No.13523560]

>>13523522
What is love?

[Anonymous No.13523561]

>>13523550
You easily lose a cup of water to an ounce.

[Anonymous No.13523567]

>>13523050
At least, we learn what real african foods look like. Very interesting.

[Anonymous No.13523568]

>>13523542
how would you go about extracting the ground salt

[Anonymous No.13523570]

>>13523554
I see
>wood
>iron
>clay
>salt
>water
Quite enough materials to make a house with fully stocked gourmet kitchen.

[Anonymous No.13523573]

>>13523554
.
you can bind small slats of wood together with dried animal hide or tendon. To make a lid.

[Anonymous No.13523579]

>>13523567
What is the 01 gif?

[Anonymous No.13523585]

>>13523568
By picking it up.

[Anonymous No.13523589]

>>13523555
>haha lets have the same thread we have every day so we can laugh at the same 5 webms xD I love 4chan memeing cause im an epic memer xD xD

Redditors go back when?

[Anonymous No.13523590]

>>13523568
How defective is your brain anon?

[Anonymous No.13523591]

>>13523579
>gif
>>13523589
are you ok, soiboi?

[Anonymous No.13523601]

>>13523555
Blessed 5s
How do they know if they burnt it?

[Anonymous No.13523611]

>>13523568
2 pots, one filled with water.
dump salty sand into pot of water.
salt in the sand will dissolve in the water, leaving sediment and sand at the bottom of pot.
let the mixture settle.
now slowly pour the water into second pot, leaving all that sediment and sand behind.

boil the second pot , or leave it in the sun.

the water will evaporate, leaving you salt crystals.

wa

la

[Anonymous No.13523617]

>>13523591

[Anonymous No.13523634]

>>13523611
This, or just pick up a huge slab of rock salt laying around the Kalahari.

[Anonymous No.13523644]

>>13523611
>DUDE JUST BOIL WATER LMAO
meanwhile these people gotta drink cow's blood for hydration

[Anonymous No.13523648]

>>13523591
>evading soy wordfilter on /ck/
>everybody who thinks my post is dumb is a soyboy :(
>being a /pol/dditor
>>>/r/eddit
Go back.

[Anonymous No.13523652]

Kalahari salt seller lying to sell salt.
>The only salt that the body can digest, absorb and use is unrefined sea salt or rock salt. Common table salt often only contains sodium chloride and added iodine. It does taste like salt, but adds very little to our health. Moreover; sodium increases our blood pressure. However, our body does need salt. No kitchen salt, which is refined (processed), but unprocessed salt. And not only to improve the taste, but above all to promote health. Unrefined salt is rich in minerals and trace elements and has a very special composition that fits perfectly with the composition of our body fluids, such as blood and cell fluid.

[Anonymous No.13523664]

>>13523644
No they don't. The Kalahari isn't even a real fucking desert, and there's water sources everywhere. They're drinking cow blood as a choice.

[Anonymous No.13523669]

>>13523180
implying they didnt pay these people to make a retarded meal for the white man so he could feel better about himself

[Anonymous No.13523686]

>>13523669
Yea they really fucking got the white man good.

[Anonymous No.13523713]

>>13523664
>110 mm of rain a year
>DUDE JUST GO GRAB SOME AQUAFINA LMAO

[Anonymous No.13523757]

>>13523086
Are you retarded?

[Anonymous No.13523796]

>>13523648
>/r/eddit
>pol
based retard

[Anonymous No.13523819]

>>13523713
>110mm
Lying fuck. They get 127 in a small patch SW to 254mm a year for the rest of the Kalahari.
This is more rain than my city which is in an actual desert btw.

[Anonymous No.13523822]

>>13523540
sorry I was eating dinner

You’re right it’s not like camping. I should’ve said scouting, that would’ve been more accurate.

If they teach survival skills to children, then a few monkeys should be able to figure it out as well(everyone else did)

[Anonymous No.13523836]

Africans live in a fake desert, filled with iron, clay, salt, and water, but still "cook" an egg directly on dirt.
All this time, and having invented only a stick makes sense now.

[Anonymous No.13523863]

>>13523634
>>13523634
>>13523652
>>13523664
Always fun to see the /pol/tard kids pretend to know how to survive in the Kalahari desert. You'd shrivel into a ball screaming for mama within 4 hours, lol!
>inb4 b-but muh iq
Doesn't mean much when you're faced with survival by your dim wits, does it?

[Anonymous No.13523866]

lmao gottem

[Anonymous No.13523879]

>>13523866
I can’t believe it took THIS long to prove that that they had iron cookware

[Anonymous No.13523885]

>>13523866
while you were busy looking for you ebin screencap of something we all saw, you missed the thread explaining how cooking the egg in anything other than residual heat would be a colossal waste of resources.

Unless you still want to be like DUDE KALAHARI IS FILLED WITH CHOCOLATE AND WATER PARKS LMAO

[Anonymous No.13523890]

>>13522861
>scrapping
hmmm

[Anonymous No.13523894]

>>13523879
It's besides the point though see >>13523885

[Anonymous No.13523895]

>>13522861
why didn't they just use this pot?

[Anonymous No.13523900]

>>13523686
they really did, they made a cheap meal, got paid, and the white man makes thread on a namibian mosquito burger forum about how much better he is than black people

[Anonymous No.13523902]

>>13523895
Those are for decoration

[Anonymous No.13523905]

That's what I don't get about third world food.
Why do they have to cook in the most retarded ways possible?
Same with Indian or Chink shit.
Debone it? No, just fucking chop the whole thing and cook it like that, because it's so much fun to have shards of bone in your mouth when you eat and to spit them out like a disgusting Currypoo.
Worst was when I was stuck in Bangladesh on a business trip and we kept getting the same shit every day and it was either chicken chopped in whole or fish that wasn't deboned and chopped into small pieces.
I mean they have to notice themselves it's fucking annoying, don't they?

[Anonymous No.13523915]

>>13523895
>>13523885

[Anonymous No.13523917]

>>13523895
Maybe the heat of the sand would not be enough to heat up the thick walls of the pot, or it would take 10 times as long and all the egg would be stuck to the insides of the pot anyway.

[Anonymous No.13523921]

>>13523885
why can't they use residual heat on the pot to cook it

[Anonymous No.13523927]

>>13523917
>>13523915
so now it's stuck to the fucking dirt on both sides and you lose 60% of the egg
how is that better?

[Anonymous No.13523928]

>>13523905
have you ever even been to the third world? they dont do retarded shit like you see on tv, they cook just like us. They make these TV shows to make sensationalist shit to have more views or have people talking about this dumb shit.

[Anonymous No.13523931]

>>13522861
can someone explain to me why they dont just cook the egg inside the shell?

[Anonymous No.13523933]

>>13523927
Because it's culture. Pots were forced upon them by whites.

[Anonymous No.13523934]

>>13523917
That's not just the heat of the sand, it's next to a fire pit.

[Anonymous No.13523936]

>>13523894
>be me
>make fire
>coals get buried in ash
>fire out
>come back 2 days later
>coals HOT
>coals make FIRE
>COALS MAKE FOOD HOT TWO
true story faggot

[Anonymous No.13523944]

>>13523905
i like that they rinsed the feces off the sidewalk before they served lunch. very civilized of them

[Anonymous No.13523947]

>>13523928
Have you even read my post?

[Anonymous No.13523949]

>>13523931
The only thing I can genuinely think of is that they use the shell for water storage or white paint

I guess both are reasonable considering there’s nothing to do in that shithole

[Anonymous No.13523951]

my favorite part is that this is on animal planet
fucking kek, couldn't have been on a more perfect channel.

[Anonymous No.13523952]

>>13523947
yeah i've concluded you're talking out of your ass. I've spent 3 months in africa and no one cooks like what you're saying. Maybe africa isnt quite as retarded as bangladesh?

[Anonymous No.13523955]

>>13523936
>HOT TWO
what makes hot one?

[Anonymous No.13523957]

>>13523952
>I spent 3 months in Africa
lol sorry to hear that

[Anonymous No.13523962]

>>13523952
you probably spent 3 months in south africa or some other place that has at least a semblance of technology from the 20th century

[Anonymous No.13523969]

>>13523957
yeah it was shit, not gonna lie. random electicity shortages, getting semi ebola from the shower water, god knows what else kind of diseases.

[Anonymous No.13523971]

>>13523969
But did it satisfy your white savior complex?

[Anonymous No.13523972]

>>13523895

because the TV network making the show paid them to make a shitty sand egg? have you people never watched TV?

[Anonymous No.13523975]

>>13523951
You're the first person to have made this connection omg lmao xD upvote!

[Anonymous No.13523976]

>>13523962
i spent three months in burundi, which is a fucking hellhole.

[Anonymous No.13523980]

>>13523972
/pol/dditors think everything is real except for mainstream news networks. They don't understand that someone producing the show was curious as to how they would cook an egg in the sand and asked them to show him.

[Anonymous No.13523983]

>>13523971
no, but it did satisfy my white superiority complex

[Anonymous No.13523991]

>>13523980
exactly. But a /pol/ poster doesnt have this kind of self awareness, they need to see division everywhere to feel slightly better about being a basement dweller

[Anonymous No.13523997]

>>13523555
This gives Greta an orgasm

[Anonymous No.13524009]

>>13523976
as a POW or something? why?

[Anonymous No.13524013]

>>13524009
diplomatic mission, i'm from a western european country that used to be their colonisers, i'm not going to say more before i dox myself even more

[Anonymous No.13524025]

>>13523975
omg thanks!
>>13523980
>>13523991
the question is why would they ever cook it in the sand when there are 10 other ways to do it, retards.

[Anonymous No.13524026]

>>13523863
>Always fun to see the /pol/tard kids pretend to know how to survive in the Kalahari desert. You'd shrivel into a ball screaming for mama within 4 hours, lol!
I can survive in my actual real desert starting off barefooted, and ending up with a earth bricked house, so I'm pretty sure that I would definitely survive in the Kalahari and have modern humans amenities, but I'm not black, and I already know how to do, so, so I'd be cheating.

[Anonymous No.13524030]

>>13524013
well I've never left the Midwestern town I was born in but I'm pretty sure the knowledge of Africa I've gotten from teenage frogposters and TV is more credible than your experience

[Anonymous No.13524038]

>>13524025
>>13524025
you answered yourself you retard. Someone asked them 'how would you cook this if you had no fucking pots' and they cooked it in fucking sand.

[Anonymous No.13524041]

>>13524038
sand has lots of nutrients. truly a high IQ race of people

[Anonymous No.13524042]

>>13524030
yes, seems legit

[Anonymous No.13524050]

>>13524038
If they were smart they would have done this
>>13523467

[Anonymous No.13524053]

>>13524013
OMG don't DOXX yourself! xD
We know a country you went to and a rough geographic location watch out Anon or the CP is gonna arrive at your door very soon xD

[Anonymous No.13524055]

>>13523180
>>13523235
>>13523297
>>13523285
>>13523358
brainlets.

[Anonymous No.13524066]

>>13524053
huehue, please kill yourself you faggot

[Anonymous No.13524067]

>>13524055
>brainlets
For showing you what a real desert looks like, and/or letting you know that the Kalahari "desert" isn't actually a fucking desert?

[Anonymous No.13524071]

>>13524050
except maybe they asked for an even more retarded way to cook an egg? did you forget we're talking about television here?

[Anonymous No.13524075]

>>13523567
why are there so many starving africoons when their sand is edible?

[Anonymous No.13524081]

>>13524071
>except maybe they asked for an even more retarded way to cook an egg?
They asked how would you cook the egg without a pan.
>The single almond jiggled, and the cracked it onto the dirt

[Anonymous No.13524091]

>>13524081
what are you trying to prove here? That you're smarter than the lowest educated people on earth? Are you this insecure?

[Anonymous No.13524114]

>>13523885
>merely pretending

[Anonymous No.13524117]

>>13524091
I don't have to prove it. The fact that I exist is proof enough, Tyrone.

[Anonymous No.13524119]

>>13524117
>literal 'we wuz kangz' argument.

[Anonymous No.13524123]

>>13524119
explain your reasoning to a non black person.

[Anonymous No.13524131]

>explain your reasoning to a non black person.

another brainlet having a meltdown after getting btfo. embarrassing.

[Anonymous No.13524142]

>>13524123
you're making a 'we wuz' argument. If some tv show asks a black guy in africa to make an egg with only fire and sand, they make an egg in only fire and eggs. You make a bunch of bogus points, on how pots are better, while black people use pots for everything. You're trying to make yourself feel better about yourself from some retarded cherry picked webm. You did nothing to advance western society, you just sat there and used common knowledge.

[Anonymous No.13524144]

>>13524131
No. That's not what's happening anon. Now please explain yourself, and the other black people that you're as a whole to someone that isn't black.

[Anonymous No.13524150]

>>13524142
>you're making a 'we wuz' argument
No, but explain to me how you came to this conclusion.

[Anonymous No.13524151]

>No. That's not what's happening anon.

lmao, imagine being in THIS much denial. sad.

[Anonymous No.13524152]

>>13524150
You're taking credit for every advance there was made the last two hundred years as your own. That's why

[Anonymous No.13524154]

>>13524142
>You did nothing to advance western society, you just sat there and used common knowledge.
My fault for adapting nigger. Maybe you should try it.

[Anonymous No.13524158]

>My fault for adapting nigger. Maybe you should try it.

oh no no no, he's given up already lmao.

[Anonymous No.13524162]

>>13524154
that's what everyone does, yet you still perpetuate retarded talking points. you dont realise, but you're at the bottom of ideas.

[Anonymous No.13524164]

>>13524152
>taking credit
No. I use the knowledge that available to me, and I adapt, and alter that to benefit myself.
There's nothing wrong with that, and that's why you'll soyface yourself over niggers that do dumbshit like cook on dirt.

[Anonymous No.13524165]

>>13524158
i like you anon, where are you from? you seem to be non retarded, a nice change from ckpol

[Anonymous No.13524173]

>>13524164
sorry for your retardation anon, but you seem to be too dumb to even get my points. Keep seething over black people doing your entertainment though.

[Anonymous No.13524179]

>>13524162
>that's what everyone does,
Everyone except Africans, and black people.
>yet you still perpetuate retarded talking points.
I wasn't the one defending their cooking habits, and going as far as pretending that they have no access to salt, iron, water, wood, or any resources, nor was I the one pretending that they live in a desert as if this protected them from scrutiny.

[Anonymous No.13524187]

>>13524173
You haven't made any logical points, or maybe you're just not properly articulating your thoughts properly, and this is forcing you to act irrational.

[Anonymous No.13524192]

>>13524179
>ask someone to cook things WITHOUT IRON AND WITHOUT MODERN COOKING APPLIANCES.
>Makes things in sand, for the muzungu to see, it's cool entertainment
>some poltard makes a giant point out of it, gets BTFO in every reaction
>still keeps going, thinking he's better than africans
you're retarded, bro

[Anonymous No.13524197]

>>13524165
Burundi my broter. I get lots of upvotes on Reddit for being able to write even though nobody understands what my points are

[Anonymous No.13524214]

>>13524187
jesus christ you people really are a cult.

[Anonymous No.13524220]

>>13523329
You don't need iron, you can make all the cookware essentials you need with clay, wood, and clay bricks. Obviously metals are nice to have, but there's no way they don't have enough clay to make something superior to "eggs in sand".

[Anonymous No.13524224]

>>13524192
>ask someone to cook things WITHOUT IRON AND WITHOUT MODERN COOKING APPLIANCES.
And they failed.
>It was a big joke. Africans are really big brained, and everyone who doesn't prevent that is /pol/.
Bigly
N

[Anonymous No.13524227]

>>13524214
Shut up tranny. Go eat a turd burger somewhere else.

[Anonymous No.13524236]

>>13524227
You cookie cutters take pride in things you've never accomplished yourselves, despite being 'individualists'. You fail to read any argument made in this thread. You know what, you're a bunch of cookie cutter porn addicts, hardly better than porch monkeys.

[Anonymous No.13524697]

>>13524236
>tried to push false equivalences, and lies as valid arguments
This is why no anon in the thread took you seriously. You just cried, and acted like an angry insulted black guy.

[Anonymous No.13524798]

>>13522874
Back to plebbit crybaby

[Anonymous No.13524825]

>>13524075
because they are not smart, so we need to show them to eat the sand.

[Anonymous No.13524836]

>>13523644
>what are watering holes
>what is an oasis

[Anonymous No.13525560]

>>13524224
>that image
what the fuck is going on here

[Anonymous No.13525573]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3337cj4sJQ

My favorite.

[Anonymous No.13526280]

>>13524825
Roasted wood. A culinary masterpiece lmao

[Anonymous No.13526520]

>>13523069
ostriches don't live in africa

[Anonymous No.13526539]

>>13524825
this webm hurts my teeth

[Anonymous No.13526576]

>>13525560
Eating cow pussy makes you fertile, just ask your nearest farmer if you can try.

[Anonymous No.13526611]

>>13523204
Oh I get it. You're only pretending to be retarded.

[Anonymous No.13526815]

>>13523652
>every animal goes out of its way to consume salt
>except for humans, we can't eat salt, its unhealthy