/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.13519458]

What are your feelings about instagram popular eateries and the instagrammers that attend them?

[Anonymous No.13519535]

Sauce on the side, wagie.

[Anonymous No.13519779]

Waiters, Wagies, Etc…
They hate you. Don’t have conversations, or indulge them in any way. Ignore expect when ordering. Don’t hesitate to correct, and if they bite walk away. If you feel weird at any point walk away.

Attire:
Always be clean, stylish, but comfy.
Khaki collared Shirt
Nice thin linen pants.
Comfy shoes.

Women:
Incapable of independent thoughts
Ignore unless they wanna fuck.


Racism:
The world tries to say this is wrong, but the reality is racism is a very
accurate, efficient and free way to improve your day to day life.


People don’t have ideas and are not capable of rational thought (including you!)… They have beliefs.
Never discuss anything with them, because if a belief is questioned they become vitriol.
Never discuss anything unless in intimate environment.

The second someone you don’t know intimately tries to talk about to you about religion, money or politics say:
“I don’t get into serious conversations with {women, poor people(white), coloreds, asians}”

Jews are narcissists
Use technology to filter out the morons.
Ex: Never go into a store and ask for help, just shop online.

Browns are morons and snap under little pressure
Keep it stupid simple.
Don’t get into potential stressful scenarios,
EX: never board a plane with predominantly brown passengers.

*Jewish and Brown apply to Asians swell.

[Anonymous No.13519794]

>>13519779
*vitriolic

[Anonymous No.13519903]

>>13519779
Damn, this is based

[Anonymous No.13519914]

>>13519458
>instagrammers
should be shot for making uneatable ""food"" like this popular

[Anonymous No.13519967]

What kind of faggot pours the syrup on someones food for them

[Anonymous No.13520059]

>>13519914
i concur, fuck instafags and their braindead food.

[Anonymous No.13520063]

They don't effect me.

[Anonymous No.13520077]

>>13519458
Isn’t asia really bad with this, at least korea and japan

[Anonymous No.13520089]

>>13519458
I don't "feel" anything about that hypocrite zuckerberg anymore, he and his companies are such hypocrites that's they're not worth thought or feeling, just avoiding in every way possible.

[Anonymous No.13520096]

>>13519458
I don't like when they order food, take the picture of them holding it and looking cute, then throw it away
Also I find it quite rude to use a camera with a flash in a dimly lit restaurant at dinnertime. Phones should be checked at the door with your jacket

[Anonymous No.13520099]

>>13520096
>then throw it away
do people really..?

[Anonymous No.13520103]

>>13520099
Quite a bit actually

[Anonymous No.13520108]

>>13520096
Bullshit, you might as well check your house keys and cash and IDs as well, you know it'll get stolen or for phones the IDs get hacked and for keys get copied. You really don't know how easy it is to copy cc/debit/bank card information do you?

[Anonymous No.13520116]

>>13520096
Check your daughters at the door as well, oh, you know they wont get stolen and transferred to some asian or eastern european mobster trafficking rings.

[Anonymous No.13520119]

>>13520096
Check that shit at the door and you those those creeps will bug it in order to track you and your family. That's a fact, the fuckers do that shit. Denying reality is stupid.

[Anonymous No.13520131]

>>13520096
>be with friends/family
>order food to share, chinese restaurant style
>first dishes arrive, waiting on the rest
>"OMG dont touch it 1st! lets wait for the rest so we can take nice pictures"
>first few dishes are already cold by the time everything comes

[Anonymous No.13520147]

>>13520059
WTF I love MOBAs now?

[Anonymous No.13520155]

>>13520099
Yes, then post about reducing waste to help Greta

[Anonymous No.13520224]

>>13519779
beyond based

[Anonymous No.13520281]

>>13519458
>Having opinions about instagrammers
Cuck

[Anonymous No.13520288]

>>13520131
if you're eating at a chinese buffet the standards for etiquette have dropped, eat your dash gorned food

[Anonymous No.13520315]

>>13519779
I wish waiters would ignore me except when ordering
I came here to eat not chat with a peasant

[Anonymous No.13520329]

>>13520288
Based uncultured/reading comprehension retard

[Anonymous No.13520385]

>>13520288
.

[Anonymous No.13521604]

>>13519458
it's just another thing the "OMG I neeeed it!!!" crowd does to gain popularity. They're soy people with no real purpose in their lives so they feel like they need attention from strangers on social media, even when doing something as simple as eating.

Most of the food looks like slop too.

[Anonymous No.13521699]

>>13519779
Is this relevant to the thread? What am I missing here?

[Anonymous No.13521839]

>Work at liquor store
>Old Indian guy walks in, cuts two fucking people in line and just shouts at me "GET ME MRWELBLB BLACK!"
>I ask him "black what" because there's literally 50+ things that could be
>"Black, Black! The black label! You're so slow!"
>Well, he's a foreigner, a huge piece of shit, and stupid to boot, so I piece together he means pic related. I get it for him and he stares at me like an idiot.
>"Where is the Hennessy? I need Hennessy too, go go, you're so slow. I have places to be!"
>Decide I've had enough, so I grab his Henny too, set it down in front of him, scan both items, and just stand there staring at him
>"Go, go! Why are you so slow! I've got somewhere important to be!"
>As slowly as I can possibly get the words out I tell him his total, and can see him getting red in the face as I count out his money six times, all very slowly and deliberately, to make sure it's correct.
>Tell him we're out of bags (we aren't) so I walk down to the other register at a leisurely stroll to grab one, at which point I start chatting with my coworker at last night's Ohio State game, ignoring the Indian's belligerent shouting. Finally fish out a bag, he's been in the store almost ten minutes by now, but too late.
>Indian yells at me that he's late, and tells me I'm too slow and such a retard. He picks his shit up and carries it out himself, only to drop the Henny and shatter it on the ground once he's out in the parking lot.
>There's also a law in our state against public carrying of unbagged alcohol, so the cop we see running over and had assumed was gonna help the guy writes him a ticket instead.

[Anonymous No.13521846]

>>13519458
>caramel sauce on pancakes
wtf kind of zoomer shite is this?

[Anonymous No.13521853]

>>13521839
I FUCKING LOVE THESE KINDS OF STORIES! Fuck those types of fucking backward ass fucks!

[Anonymous No.13521951]

>>13521846
>How dare these zoomlineals kids these day put sugar syrup on their pancakes these days! Back in my day the only thing we put on pancakes was Uncle Jemimasworth Old-Fashioned, High Fructose, Butter-Flavored "Maple" Syrup! And we didn't have pancakes neither! All we had was wheat bricks, hard-boiled! You had to fish them out of the boiling water yourself with your own feet! And you were guaranteed to break a tooth if you ate one. And when we broke a tooth we'd get a whipping! And not some kind of pansy-ass soi whipping either! We got Ole Ass-Ripper, nine feet of cowhide stiff as a board with nails hammered in it ever 2 inches and on fire, 1000 lashes minimum. Then after breakfast it was straight to the coal mines for our 19 hour shift. We didn't have no picks or carts, we had to lug 34 tons of rock up a vertical shaft if we wanted to get paid, and we only got paid $3 in scrip every day, and the mine charged us $5 a day just for the privilege of mining. And then it was 30 miles to school each day; we didn't have none of this sissy liberal education plans, the teachin' lady read from a book and at the end of the day if you couldn't recite everything back to her, backwards, in French you got a beatin'. We didn't have no paddles, just a 4x4 we called Honest Frank. And then you'd get a beatin' for speaking some fru-fru sissy language instead of God-fearin', ugly-wife fuckin', real man cocksucking American! After that we'd get thrown out of the house and have to hit them bricks for a job. Just had to show up to the construction site, look the foreman in the eye and give him a firm handshake. That's how I made enough money in four days to buy this house, which I built with my own two hands from scratch on land inherited from my grandpappy!

[Anonymous No.13522388]

>>13521951
yikes

[Anonymous No.13522395]

>>13520147
>D.VA from overwatch
>overwatch
>a MOBA

cant tell if this is bait or not.jpg

[Anonymous No.13522420]

>>13521839
This totally happened.

[Anonymous No.13522429]

>>13521951
Triggered much lad?

[Anonymous No.13522430]

>>13519458
It's fucking pancakes, they take seconds to make and the profit margins are retardedly huge. Who cares about pancakes getting sent back? What a twat.

[Anonymous No.13522431]

The culinary opinions of a 19-year-old bimbo are meaningless.

[Anonymous No.13522456]

>>13521839
>cuts two fucking people in line
This is why knives need to be banned.

[Anonymous No.13522465]

>>13522430
Well I guess the next time you do anything at your job, you wouldn’t mind if I made you do it again would you?

[Anonymous No.13522472]

>>13521699
>caring what wagies think
Bet you don’t even own any linen pants, pleb.

[Anonymous No.13522480]

>>13522430
I suspect that "Dan" in the OP pic is conveniently omitting that the cunt ordered pancakes with sauce on the side, and making it her fault that he fucked up the order.

[Anonymous No.13522496]

>>13522480
That would be really convenient if true
Or maybe she didn’t actually order it with sauce on the side because she’s a dumb Instagram thot

[Anonymous No.13522515]

>>13519779
damn...

[Anonymous No.13522520]

>>13522496
Equal chances, probably.

[Anonymous No.13522523]

>>13519779
>Khaki collared Shirt
Wat

[Anonymous No.13522524]

>>13522472
I bet you're jerking off in your mother's basement thinking of you next frogfag thread.

[Anonymous No.13522533]

>>13522465
no one would fucking mind you imbecile, you're getting paid by the hour not by the pancake

[Anonymous No.13522545]

>>13522395
She's in Heroes Of the Storm as well, so it's still technically correct.

[Anonymous No.13522664]

>>13522523

[Anonymous No.13522707]

Seems like much ado about nothing. If they have good food and service then who cares about the other diners as long as they aren't up in your shit while you're trying to enjoy a meal?

[Anonymous No.13522725]

>>13521846
Caramel sauce is just pancake syrup with the artificial maple flavoring omitted.

[𓆏 No.13522788]

>>13521951
Excellent.

[𓆏 No.13522794]

>>13521846
Because plain corn syrup is so much better right?

[Anonymous No.13522809]

>>13522788
How yodud jvegvey get that frogggg??????

[Anonymous No.13522837]

>>13522429

U r way 2 much of a fucking cuck to use the word lad.

Take a shower and get a clue.

[Anonymous No.13522980]

>>13522837
t. phoneposting cuck

[Anonymous No.13523036]

>>13520096
I just don't think women should be allowed in public at all.

[𓆏 No.13523077]

>>13522809
I earned it in the great war, and the skirmishes that have followed.
Are you that dude with a cold who's been drinking whiskey? Slow down if you are, get some rest.

[Anonymous No.13523094]

The syrup makes the pancakes soggy and as such should be only placed on the pancakes at the last possible moment.

unless I want my pancakes soggy, then you'll put syrup on in the kitchen

because you are my fucking servant

[Anonymous No.13523141]

>>13522524
I'm drinking expensive tea on my fine leather sofa listening to an extremely rare Stacy Kidd record on my very high end stereo and turntable actually.

[Anonymous No.13523168]

Caring about what's happening on other websites is the definitive characteristic of reddit. Go there if you want to gossip about instagram.
Everyone else, report the OP for making an off topic thread in order to help improve /ck/
https://sys.4channel.org/ck/imgboard.php?mode=report&no=13519458

[Anonymous No.13523188]

>>13522533
>he only has one task he has to take care of at work
Enjoy being replaced by machines wagie

[Anonymous No.13523258]

>>13519779

Lmao I read this in Edward Nortons voice from American History X.

Youre a delusional retard.

[Anonymous No.13523271]

>>13519458
>Request meal to come in specific way
>It doesn't
>Gets mad they have to re do it
The reasoning is shit, but if a custom asks for something then you either tell them no or yes. Simple as.

[Anonymous No.13523301]

>>13520059
she could reach that if she took 3 steps forward

[Anonymous No.13523311]

What fucking retard cook puts syrup on the pancakes. That is something that is always done at the table. This is what happens when you try to make picture worthy food instead of good food. Ironic I know since it's some instagram food blog retard that I'm defending but we're not talking about stupid blogs here, we're talking about someone ordering pancakes.

[Anonymous No.13523312]

>>13519458
Who the actual fuck would describe anything that goes on a pancake as "sauce" ??

[Anonymous No.13523320]

>>13523094
You’re stupid. Obviously the best kind of pancakes are those with a spongy texture to absorb all of the syrup. You either don’t know how to eat pancakes properly or you’ve been eating shitty pancakes your whole life (your mom probably made you bad ones because she hates you)

[Anonymous No.13523324]

>>13521951
Wow you are one absolutely assblasted little cunt ain’t ya?

[Anonymous No.13523364]

>>13522837
Let the butthurt flow my son

[Anonymous No.13523374]

>>13523312
This. Is it region specific to call syrup "sauce" somewhere?

[Anonymous No.13523382]

>>13523312
Foodlet

[Anonymous No.13523400]

>>13523382
"Please pass the maple syrup sauce." Sounds like a fucking winner to me.

[Anonymous No.13523505]

>>13523258
>seething wagie detected
I prefer to ignore you. Now fetch me a refill, my iced tea is getting low.

[Anonymous No.13523537]

>>13521839
a little embellishing is ok when you tell a story, but this is too much

[Anonymous No.13523544]

>>13521839
if a cop saw someone walking out of a liquor store w/o a bag, why would he blame the buyer and not the store?

[Anonymous No.13523571]

>>13519458

[Anonymous No.13523968]

>>13519779
Most of these sound like beta reaffirmations that hes really an alpha for basically avoiding people
>>13522523
Yeah. That fuck has some lame ass taste
>>13522664
That is called beige. And you wonder why no one irl takes you seriously
>>13523258
Youre a faggot but not for the reason the pther guy said. How dare you think that faggot and Derek Vinyard are even in the same bracket. One was literally the only alpha representation of a white supremacist in media, the other is some faggot who cant dress or even be around certain people or his autism acts up

[Anonymous No.13523993]

>>13521839
This is it. Some larp about a loser inconveniencing the rude minority character is the 4chan equivalent of the tumblr posts about the xergendered plusweight personkind telling off a bigoted liberal but not liberal enough person. Youre all fake faggots and its disgusting

[Anonymous No.13524004]

>>13523968
>avoiding people
wagies aren't people dummy, this is solid life advice and you can't prove any of it wrong

[Anonymous No.13524064]

You people are the reason why I feel uncomfortable when I take a photo of my food. I actually get a small panic attack and try to hide that i'm taking a photo, which can be really difficult.
Just stop judging me so I can go and do what I want.

[Anonymous No.13524097]

I have a question okay? So let's say I go to a restaurant and order a pancake. And let's say I find a fly in my pancake. So I tell the wagie to get me some new pancakes.
Does that mean they're actually making new pancakes for me? For free?
Because this is awesome. i'll start doing this all the time. Every restaurant I go to, from now on, i'll always send back a dish once, forcing them to waste money and eventually go out of business

[Anonymous No.13524128]

>>13519458
I really do hate people who harp on about peoples privilege but god damn if this isn't a perfect example of it. This is some bitch who got pancakes so she could film herself pouring syrup on it for likes rather than being hungry. Sometimes I think Social media was a horrible mistake.

[Anonymous No.13524146]

>>13524064
No one cares fag, it’s the norm now to take pictures of everything

[Anonymous No.13524167]

>>13523571
Instagram hasn't been about food in a long time. Keep up your normie facade my friend

[Anonymous No.13524183]

>>13524064
I want to judge you, so if you want to be a cunt that takes pictures of their food you better get over it.

[Anonymous No.13524189]

>>13519967
Yeah. I'd be pissed too. Shit needs to come in the cool syrup dispenser things.

[Anonymous No.13524193]

>>13519458
I woulda charged them twice and then banned them forever when they refused to pay and called the cops

[Anonymous No.13524218]

>>13521839
I imagined a native guy since u didn’t specify and also u make some gay story like dis so u da gay

[Anonymous No.13524221]

>>13521951
Nobody is reading this, they are just gonna tell u u r gay

[Anonymous No.13524225]

>>13519779
What did it say?

[Anonymous No.13524639]

>>13521951
Well done

[Anonymous No.13524674]

>>13523141
thats way, way gayer than what the other guy said so i'm not sure why you would do this

[Anonymous No.13524743]

>>13523544
Because he doesn't care about the reason and just wants to hit his quota.

[Anonymous No.13524751]

Waiters, Wagies, Etc…
They hate you. Don’t have conversations, or indulge them in any way. Ignore expect when ordering. Don’t hesitate to correct, and if they bite walk away. If you feel weird at any point walk away.

Attire:
Always be clean, stylish, but comfy.
Khaki collared Shirt
Nice thin linen pants.
Comfy shoes.

Women:
Incapable of independent thoughts
Ignore unless they wanna fuck.


Racism:
The world tries to say this is wrong, but the reality is racism is a very
accurate, efficient and free way to improve your day to day life.


People don’t have ideas and are not capable of rational thought (including you!)… They have beliefs.
Never discuss anything with them, because if a belief is questioned they become vitriol.
Never discuss anything unless in intimate environment.

The second someone you don’t know intimately tries to talk about to you about religion, money or politics say:
“I don’t get into serious conversations with {women, poor people(white), coloreds, asians}”

Jews are narcissists
Use technology to filter out the morons.
Ex: Never go into a store and ask for help, just shop online.

Browns are morons and snap under little pressure
Keep it stupid simple.
Don’t get into potential stressful scenarios,
EX: never board a plane with predominantly brown passengers.

*Jewish and Brown apply to Asians swell.

[Anonymous No.13524756]

>>13522456
Kek

[Anonymous No.13524781]

>>13521951
Based.

[Anonymous No.13524814]

>>13519458
>get order wrong
fuck off dan

[Anonymous No.13525117]

>>13521951
Based, made some boomer cucks seethe
However please do not place millennials in with zoomers. Zoomers are based millennials are cringe. People born before 9/11 are inferior to us.

[Anonymous No.13525279]

>>13521839
even if bait the part about foreign people being fucking retards and also rude/mean is spot on. i hate anytime one of these fucks comes into my place

[Anonymous No.13525287]

>>13523094
pancakes are supposed to be soggy you insufferable faggot.

[Anonymous No.13525294]

>>13524064
food is for eating, not taking pictures of.

[Anonymous No.13525299]

>>13523400
We are talking about caramel sauce my man.

[Anonymous No.13525302]

>>13525117
>Zoomers are based

[Anonymous No.13525304]

>>13521951
lol

[Anonymous No.13525305]

>>13525302
you heard me gramps

[Anonymous No.13525342]

>>13521951
kek, based

[Anonymous No.13525406]

>>13522395
Hero shooters are just MOBAs + FPS.

[Anonymous No.13525414]

>>13520059
BRAP

[Anonymous No.13525446]

>>13519458
This shit is one of the reasons why we don't allow cellphone use in our dining rooms.

[Anonymous No.13525463]

>>13523320
if i wanted syrup in my pancakes I'd have my servant put it there

but I don't want it in the pancakes I want it on the pancakes

[Anonymous No.13525958]

>>13523077
Why is that tranny fingering that poor chicken’s ass?

[Anonymous No.13525972]

>>13522664
Yeah, I know what the fuck a khaki collared shirt is. I've never seen one worn by waitstaff.

That's some delicious pasta.

[Anonymous No.13525973]

>>13524225
Same as >>13524751

[Anonymous No.13525979]

>>13521951
based