/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.13519398]

Rate my choice of beer for tonight.

[Anonymous No.13519406]

did i do good /ck/?

[Anonymous No.13519412]

Carlsberg is sour piss.
Store brand lagers are better than that swill.
t.Dane

[Anonymous No.13519415]

I think closeted homosexuals like this beer because it seems manly

[Anonymous No.13519428]

>>13519412
Better than all the american/canadian garbage i saw earlier in store.

what other european import beers should i try? (no obscure hard-to-find shit, please)

[Anonymous No.13519439]

Carlsberg was the lager of choice for footie hooligans when they sponsored Liverpool.

If you must drink their pisswater, get Special Brew.

[Anonymous No.13519447]

>>13519398
8 of those in a few hours might stop my shakes lol

[Anonymous No.13519453]

>>13519447
>shakes
what do you mean?

[Anonymous No.13519464]

>>13519453
Alcohol withdrawal has serious and often immediate effects if you're physically addicted to alcohol. I went a couple of days without drinking last week as part of a new years resolution and within 24 hours had a fever, shakes/chills, nausea and insomnia. And I'm not even a proper alcoholic.

The only cure if you're seriously fucked like >>13519447 is enough alcohol to soothe your body's craving and desire to kill you to get more.

[Anonymous No.13519466]

>>13519398
Looks like frat boy shit quality.

[Anonymous No.13519468]

>>13519464
seriously just get cannabis, it cures it.
>inb4 "hurr degenerate bla bla jew propaganda"

[Anonymous No.13519474]

>>13519466
lel you guys can never be pleased, at least admit this is better than North American garbage.

[Anonymous No.13519475]

>>13519398
either youre a nonce of a poof

[Anonymous No.13519495]

>>13519474
Don't get pissed off at me, you're the one that asked for the opinions of others.

[Anonymous No.13519497]

>>13519474
quit whining faggot and go drink your gay beer

[Anonymous No.13519501]

>>13519474
If you don't want the opinions of others then what are you doing top posting like a fucking twat.

[Anonymous No.13519507]

>>13519475
That's a good one, worthy of saving

[Anonymous No.13519509]

>>13519495
>get off on me
me as well, just stating my opinion, deal with it :)

[Anonymous No.13519515]

>>13519501
i'm feeling lonely tonight, so be good boys and entertain me tonight :)

[Anonymous No.13519518]

>>13519497
>gay beer
so which beer is not gay?

ENLIGHTEN ME

[Anonymous No.13519523]

>>13519398
Bloody good /ourlad/

[Anonymous No.13519528]

>>13519518
Whatever beer you don't drink

[Anonymous No.13519550]

>>13519528
nice trolling bro :)

[Anonymous No.13519556]

>>13519523
>norf
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Norf
"It originated from their supporters who were either too lazy or too dumb to say North/North Melbourne/Kangaroos and it is now an accepted abbreviation for this struggling football club."

sorry brah i'm canadian and i hate all sports except e-sports.

[Anonymous No.13519602]

u faggots suck lol ok bye

[Anonymous No.13519652]

>>13519468
Maybe if you smoke like a quarter once every couple hours to not be awake, usually people who have withdrawals are in the hospital and are on tons of benzos/sedatives till they stop.

[Anonymous No.13519657]

>>13519556
>e-sports.
esports.

[Anonymous No.13520266]

>>13519556
>going to urban dictionary because youre too dumb to understand memes

[Anonymous No.13520285]

>>13519464
>And I'm not even a proper alcoholic.
define.
I drink 2-4 12 ounce cans per day after work, up to 12 on a night off.
friend told me I had a problem.
Quit the past couple days because sick with regular cold; no issues.

[Anonymous No.13520316]

>>13519398
4/10
Where are you from anon? I am sure you can find better beer.

[Anonymous No.13520322]

>>13519447
tee hee alcoholism,

look guis how cool i am...RITE?

[Anonymous No.13520339]

>>13519464
>I'm not even a proper alcoholic.
Wake up and smell the coffee dude. You absolutely are

[Anonymous No.13520399]

>>13519475
Carling is Candian lmao

[Anonymous No.13521182]

>>13519398
It's okay. Finnish bulk lager beats it in my opinion though

[Anonymous No.13521205]

Why are Danes so inept at beer making? It's my second least favorite part of visiting behind being shanked by mohammed

[Anonymous No.13521228]

>>13520399
Canada is a British commenwealth, just look at your own coinage and money. The Canadian head of state is a governer general appointed by the queen of England and probably needs approval of their parliament.

[Anonymous No.13521243]

There's literally nothing wrong with enjoying a good, cold lager.

[Anonymous No.13521251]

>>13521243
In PC terms there's also nothing wrong with being a flaming fag.

[Anonymous No.13521255]

>>13520285
3/4 a bottle of whisky per night, 5-6 nights a week for 3 years. I was freaking out and put my symptoms into some website and it told me tophone an ambulance because it thought I was having a heart attack or something

[Anonymous No.13521258]

>>13521251
What does Personal Computer terms have anything to do with beer?

[Anonymous No.13521259]

>>13521228
By definition the Governor General acts on behalf of the head of state (The Queen), they are not themselves the head of state.

There was a survey last week and 60% of people wanted Prince Harry to be made GG when he moves there

[Anonymous No.13521264]

>>13521258
After enough beers Win10 starts to make a bit of sense, just a bit though.

[Anonymous No.13521288]

>>13521259
From the CIA factbook, available online to anyone via cia.gov

Government type (of Canada):
federal parliamentary democracy (Parliament of Canada) under a constitutional monarchy; a Commonwealth realm; federal and state authorities and responsibilities regulated in constitution

[Anonymous No.13521294]

>>13521288
>monarchy

ie Queen Liz is the head of state, like I said.

[Anonymous No.13521295]

>>13521264
Is win10 code for sucking tranny clits?

[Anonymous No.13521319]

>>13521294
That's what I said in the first place, head of state doesn't really mean very much to Canada, but Canada, like Australia are still British commonwealths.