/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.13518430]

If you were to come up with any type of food challenge for any type of restaurant, what would you make customers do for a free shirt and meal?

[Anonymous No.13518470]

Eat my ass. All of it.

[Anonymous No.13518486]

>>13518470
Based and saladpilled

[Anonymous No.13518506]

You have yo eat a 64oz steak within 90 minutes. You must eat at night in the forest on the run. There is a man with a rifle hunting for you during those 90 minutes. The prize is your life.

Beer's free tho.

[Anonymous No.13518679]

>>13518430
Get very creepy vibes from that guy. He tries to act like a bro but something is wayyyyy off

[Anonymous No.13518709]

Yikes

[Anonymous No.13518746]

There's a restaurant here that cooks super spicy food. Let's say the owner's name is 'Han.' Anyway, the challenge there is being able to handle the restaurant's spiciest dish. If you finish it, you get it free and a photo on the wall. If you can't, you pay for it and you get a t-shirt reading "I'm Han's bitch."

[Anonymous No.13518759]

I would do a food challenge where you have to eat a massive 14 inch by 14 inch peanut butter and bread sandwich with no drink. If you beat it you get a glass of milk and a shirt that says "i'm a fucking retard"

[Anonymous No.13518768]

>food challenge

[Anonymous No.13518780]

>>13518759
food challenges like this are actually the best idea since drinks let people cheat
most food challenges aren't even difficult and there's no benefit to putting them out there
you'll either get
>an autistic competitive eater who knows how to cheat and destroys the challenge for a free meal and $5 shirt
>an autistic loser who knows nothing about competitive eating and then gets pissed when he loses, never going back
no one is going to go to your restaurant to watch others compete and losers will not be return customers. at least have the challenge be entertaining to watch as the owner

[Anonymous No.13518793]

Successfully buttchugging a burger gets you a 3 month burger pass*

*restricted to one basic burger a week, adding toppings voids pass and burger will be at full menu price

[Anonymous No.13519012]

>>13518430
Spit directly into my anus

Niggers tounge my anus

[Anonymous No.13519018]

>>13518759
Kek this one made me laugh

[Anonymous No.13519282]

Eat all the eggs, you can take as long as you want, but you can't leave until you've eaten all the eggs.

[Anonymous No.13519327]

>>13518430
Italian loaf, a full stem of grapes, a stem of grape tomatoes, a whole fish (catfish or something relatively large), a big ass mug of milk or beer. Clean it all, get a cool sword.

[Anonymous No.13520445]

>>13519282
Underrated post

[Anonymous No.13520710]

>>13518746
Based

[Anonymous No.13520836]

>>13518430
A liter of cod sperm. Consumed with a straw. If you make it through, you get a "4chan OP" t-shirt

[Anonymous No.13520870]

>The Fat Fucking Pig
Hotdog joint with a 4 foot long sausage, no bun, covered mayonnaise. You have to eat it all while a dedicated employee points and laughs at you.

[Anonymous No.13520905]

>>13518430
Restaurant concept: Tacos Tetas. Legit Mexican street tacos, served by hot Latinas in bikinis, Hooters-style.

Restaurant Challenge: Abuela's Special. Eat three tacos of choice side-by-side, pressed between the saggiest cleavage of the most toothless Mexican grandmother you can find. Tacos must contain the hottest salsa in the house, plus guacamole, and you may not use your hands to eat the tacos.

[Anonymous No.13521022]

>>13518430
4 lb. poopoo and 4 lb. peepee in less than an hour and you get a free diapey

[Anonymous No.13521076]

Some kinda impossibly spicy shit since it's cheap, hard to eat and so disgusting nobody would do it for the free meal.

[Anonymous No.13521882]

>>13518780
>most food challenges aren't even difficult

[Anonymous No.13521895]

>>13519282
good post

[Anonymous No.13521923]

If you can finish 5lbs of nutraloaf you win another 5lbs of nutraloaf

[Anonymous No.13521924]

a large amount of strange food combinations
> celery and chocolate
> sugar coated escargot
> capsaicin infused beer, 2 ltrs followed by salted marshmallows
> anchovies. Lots of anchovies nodrink so sodium intake would become an issue

I am not good at this

[Anonymous No.13524202]

>>13518709
This nigga faaaaaaatt

[Anonymous No.13524252]

>>13518430
5 pounds of icecream in 30 minutes. Dumbasses will freeze to death.

[Anonymous No.13524348]

>>13524202
Not anymore. The fat actually did a good job of hiding the ugly features of his face

[Anonymous No.13524466]

>>13518430
Make a large gross burger, like 2lb covered in fish sauce and peanut butter with skittles on it. You eat and table up to 150 bucks eats free. So the "take it for the team challenge"

[Anonymous No.13525748]

>>13518430
Just a 3lb bucket of lard

[Anonymous No.13525752]

>>13518430
merely 5 mooncakes.

these are so dense and cloying its physically impossible.